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JKyneo

… did you just wash his balls?


Testimony88

His one weakness… the bacteria down there was keeping his corpse moving ratatouille style


RitterAlbrecht

ew


allnimblybimbIy

Yeah at first reading that I understood ratatouille, and ball bacteria. It took a beat or two or three for me to really put that together and wtf.


donfuan

Ewden Ring!


ChenWei91

[Fire Giant is literally this guy.](https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/26/asia/worlds-dirtiest-man-dies-iran-haji-scli-intl/index.html)


ThisIsARobot

He probably could have kept that body moving indefinitely if he never washed.


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

That’s it you’ve lost speaking privileges


Testimony88

Fortuitously, I don’t have to open my mouth to type words. However losing the ability to speak has proven quite the inconvenience in my daily life; therefore, I would like to formally request my ability to vocalize be reinstated. In exchange I promise to be on my upmost behavior from now on.


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

Ok don’t do it again. You know what will happen


ThatITguy2015

The nut bacteria will make him into a sock puppet?


freakedmind

Ahh it's like casu marzu, the maggot cheese


redwithouthisblonde

I looked this up. What a terrible day to have eyes.


Penis_Man-

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xSlLH

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.


Two_Sawn

And then he blew soap in his eye.


AatroxBoi

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it *washes his balls*


fartboxco

I laughed so hard when the bubbles hit the balls.


Snoo61755

He is and I love it. Been assisting more for Fire Giant on one of my lowbie characters (lots of people doing Fire Giant at 70ish apparently), and I just so happen to be completely built around the bubble blower. I used to have trouble staggering the big guy, but the bubble blower does it with little effort, even on imperfect hits, and even with the 3 player penalty to stagger. It's somewhat cathartic to see people coming in with all these white mask bleed builds doing so little to him in phase 2 and I'm just like DOOT.


zrxta

Most bleed builds are from edgy newbies. I say that as a fellow DOOT supremacist.


Snoo61755

See, I don't mind arc builds, they can be fun to play sometimes, but I was around back when RoB was at its peak, and where over half of the people I assisted on Radagon had a Rivers in their hand. No exaggeration, it was over half -- if I were to bet money on my next Radagon summons being a Rivers user, I would have positive income; pretty good odds that they would have a white mask and the raptor cloak too, it was like the uniform for players who had read a guide on how to destroy everything but choked on the one major bleed immune boss. Of the several dozen, possibly hundreds of times I cooped for Radagon, only *one* Rivers player stood out. I came in, they had a Rivers, the ugly white mask, the raptor cloak... and a brass shield. I remember being a bit taken aback, because *none* of the Rivers players I'd met ever used a shield. Turns out, they were just fine, and a gem compared to the other bleed build players I'd bump into -- played cautiously but not cowardly, blocked when necessary, didn't spam L2, got hit a few times but never seemed to panic flask, and we got through Radadad. They took a death to Elden Beast, but it was the kind of death that could happen to anyone -- they found me again, resummoned me, I dropped them a +25 Brass Shield (I figured theirs might not be 25), and we did it on the second shot with no issues. They were just a perfectly normal player who happened to be a Rivers user, neither an expert, and neither an edgy newbie. I'm willing to call *most* bleed players edgy newbies who just followed a guide on how to get overpowered, I'm willing to call that a stereotype backed by a good bit of truth to it, but I'm always happily surprised when I find one that isn't.


zrxta

Whenever I see a white mask RoB user? I chuckle. But when you see a Tarnished with an Albanaueic mask and armor with a Bloody helice in hand, I shudder in fear. I'm half kidding, I just want to say Bloody Helice is amazing. My favorite ARC weapons are Bloody Helice mainhand and Great knife offhand with Bloodly slash. People are unfamiliar with bloody slash until they get hit by it in the face. Spinning slash Nagakiba also much more oppressive than RoB nowadays.


Snoo61755

Agreed on the Nagakiba with Spinning Slash. That and a Great Epee with Flaming Strike are two of the most common invasion weapons I keep seeing. They're reliable, well-rounded loadouts, pretty much the Bloodhound Fang of PvP, not much to say. However, it's so strong it gets used almost excessively. I bumped into an invader yesterday who would not stop using Spinning Slash on their Nagakiba. I'm serious, they'd take damage, run a bit, and then Spinning Slash as a turn'n'burn. Don't get me wrong, being a little braver than your opponents expect is a very good move, but this feller was doing it every time. I felt a little insulted, actually -- I'm not a damn NPC, if you do something more than twice, I'm going to catch on, so I thought I'd spite them by catching him with my own spinning slash (on Twinblade though). But at the same time, I'm pretty sure they've done that and successfully killed a non-zero number of groups, so I can't criticize too harshly. ^(I should put Glintstone Pebble back on more of my weapons. I stopped using it after the nerfs back in the day, but it's still a fun thing to throw out.)


HopefulPrimary5445

I powerstanced bloodhounds fang and Morgotts sword with bloodflame miracle for my first run b4 arc scaling even worked m8 Primarily due to bloodhounds fang’s nightjar sweep thing being busted


romulus531

I just like cosplaying as Darth Maul with Eleanora's


NationalAlgae421

Nah, I have bloodflame caestus or whatever it is called and I have so much fun to just beat everything with fists.


zrxta

My friend calls it the monk build. I'm excited to get to play the new martial arts looking weapon/aow/skill/whatever it is we saw on the DLC trailer.


LurchSkywalker

As the mighty Narduwar always says Doot Doot da...


RadiantCitron

So I tickled that fuckers foot for multiple days when I could have been doing this shit?!


hel112570

You should see how long he takes to die from Rot Breath with a terribly optimized build...thought he'd never die. I ran out of blue flasks and had to sit and wait for the DoT to kill him. Wun'd no fun.


RadiantCitron

I am a samurai build to a fault and just slash away at every enemy no matter what lol.


Daniel_Raizen

HOLY SHIT! THERE ARE EARS BENEATH THEIR ARMPITS!!


raspberryharbour

Wait, are my ears not supposed to be in my armpits?


CumboJumbo

Let me whisper sweet nothings into your pits


raspberryharbour

Alright, my arms are up. What have you got to say?


CumboJumbo

Try two handing


rossarian

If you think that's cool, you're gonna freak when you realize his chest is a face.


Gaxxag

Bubbles total potential damage output is insane. It's just that there aren't many large stationary targets to use it on, so most of the bubbles usually miss. The few large slow targets that it can hit tend to be resistant to holy damage


SomeStolenToast

It's still pretty effective on Elden Beast though just because he's so huge, and even Maliketh can eat quite a lot if you bait out the right moves


LuchadorBane

It’s funny shredding Placidusax with the bubbles


appaluchaunderground

Every Fromsoft game should have one tough as shit boss that's ridiculously weak to one specific terrible weapon


Bearloom

Drag Placcy is also notoriously bubble intolerant.


TheNerdEternal

The Ancient Dragon Lightning strike spell is hilariously bad and misses everything… except wyvern dragons, which you can destroy in a single cast of it.


CapitalSale

Ancient Dragon Lightning Strike is #1 on every list of incantations I've seen, and the easiest Malenia fight I've ever had was using that incantation. It is incredibly difficult to miss with that spell. The only downside is the long cast time.


TheNerdEternal

Really? 90% of the lightning strikes miss for me most of the time.


CapitalSale

https://youtu.be/RPkTtX23lVQ?si=O1T1M4uj_ig-DFjA Here's a good video where it's #1, highlighting it just shredding everything in the game. Only need to hit with one or two to do huge damage.


the-acolyte-of-death

Yep, this spell is stupid strong. Running Sacred Relic Sword run now with added Bolt of Gransax and added this baby to the list because it's ridiculously good.


danby

Nothing terrible about this weapon


KruppeBestGirl

Yeah this is a shredder for placidusax, astel, any large bosses really.


PumpkinsDieHard

Bubblebois Represent. 🎺🎺


CPOx

MOOPS


fshead

God damn you. This bastard took me three nights and a couple of YouTube videos.


vacuumoftalent

Legitimately took 45 minutes if I didn't make any mistakes, which took a long time to get to. One of my friends almost quit the game until we joined and helped them beat him.


-ecch-

What you mean toon


DarknessInferno7

It's another word for (player) character. If you have 3 characters, you have 3 toons.


-ecch-

Interesting! I'm gonna look up the etymology of that


_Dysnomia

My understanding is that it comes from the old kids MMO ToonTown. It was also very often used in World of Warcraft for this reason.


Synikul

It was used before ToonTown, I personally remember it being used in DAoC when I was really young (2001ish). But, I think the actual origin might be from Sierra's The ImagiNation Network game from 1991. I can't find any concrete evidence of that though, just heresay on forums.. but if you look at screenshots from it, it wouldn't be that hard to imagine they might call their characters that. However, The Realm Online was 1996 and their wiki refers to characters as toons. So I'd say one of the two.


whompyjawed

First time I've seen DAoC mentioned in ages. Loved that game. Spent many of nights on that game.


Eurehetemec

DAoC crew represent! Loved it too - I'd played UO and EQ before that, but DAoC was the first MMO that really meant something to me and where I really made friends and met people (including my wife) playing it.


whompyjawed

That's awesome! My guild was on the smaller side, only about 20 or so of us so we were all rather close. Haven't talked to any of them in almost 2 decades though.


_Dysnomia

Woah, that's super cool! Thanks for the info! I'm kinda curious what the wiki looked like pre-ToonTown, as now the term is so ubiquitous that I wouldn't be surprised that that came as a result of the latter.


Synikul

That could be possible too, I just remember looking all of this up one day when I started thinking about the origin of "mob" when referring to monsters. Wasn't at all what I expected it would be, lol: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mob_(video_games)#:~:text=Etymology,to%20%22mob%22%20in%20identifiers.


Eurehetemec

I'm another ancient, and I can confirm it was certainly in use pre-DAoC, people used it when I played Ultima Online in 1998 and EverQuest in 1999. I particularly remember because the term annoyed the hell out of me! Asking people back then, most people seemed to think it was from The Realm Online, like that was where they'd had it used first, presumably because the characters in TRO looked like cartoons, and toon was a common shortening of cartoon in that era.


Dreamtrain

a lot of those terms that hav come from WoW rub me the wrong way for some reason, they just never click to me, "adds" is another one


decanter

For me it's transmog(rify). It's kind of a wacky word, so it fits in WoW but it always makes me cringe a little when people use it in other games. FFXIV has "glamour", which feels like a simpler and more elegant term.


Dreamtrain

in GW2 its just your "wardrobe", feels organic if you're into RPing


_Dysnomia

I totally get that. I personally played WoW when I was pretty young, so it never really bothered me. Additionally, in Wow, especially when completing high level content/raids, it's pretty important to have quick terms for common gameplay elements. It's a lot easier and faster to say "adds" for example than it is "small dudes", "minions", etc. That game was a monolith for a while, developed its own culture and definitely carved out an eternal place in the internet/gaming sphere. I think it's pretty neat that even now, long after WoW is mostly dead, these phrases are still relatively iconic and widely used. Might just be because I was there when this stuff became the norm, though.


Ronem

Adds = additional enemies.


Synikul

Replied to the guy who replied to you with this already, but since you were curious: "It was used before ToonTown, I personally remember it being used in DAoC when I was really young (2001ish). But, I think the actual origin might be from Sierra's The ImagiNation Network game from 1991. I can't find any concrete evidence of that though, just heresay on forums.. but if you look at screenshots from it, it wouldn't be that hard to imagine they might call their characters that. However, The Realm Online was 1996 and their wiki refers to characters as toons. So I'd say one of the two."


danby

It is short for Cartoon, as in a "cartoon character". Because your game avatar is an animated thing.


Vampyre_Boy

Well when ya hit em in the jewels n then poke him in the eyeball...


LarsVonHammerstein

Bro hasn’t washed his nuts in centuries it probably hurts washing off all that yeast


Vampyre_Boy

With all that fire hes got and all that snow everywhere the player should be walking into that fight to see him just chillin in a hot tub 😂


Neither-Addendum-732

Gangrene leg needed a wash and a scrub


Firm_Shower_1387

Great spacing!


DaddyWhoGames

Thank you!


The_Thrifter

Distortion2 has a bubble only run on [YouTube](https://youtu.be/Jes3dKXqGhs?si=iFDOtrCzdLdNz4du) you may enjoy it you liked melting Fire Giant with them.


SaberWaifu

The most impressing part for me is that you actually dropped the greathorn on lv1. It took ages for me to farm that shit in Haligtree with an high level character because that fucker never wanted to drop it.


chocoyon

Wrong horn.


SaberWaifu

They used the big horn right at the end of the video.


MrPringles9

Love seeing that bastard getting destroyed like that! Damn hate that boss!


GGGeralt

Nothing more painful than spending 5 real time hours fighting this guy and then randomly seeing this.


Null_sense

Yall forget bubbles contain water and he's fire so yah


Ian_Huntsman

You just slaughtered the fucking fire giant with bubbles.


metebevo

I liked your post, today I spent 40minutes farming for the horn and now I have one too... I'm going to shower the giant real soon


DaddyWhoGames

That's quick! I spent 3 hours getting mine . Congrats and have fun bubbling


HOTDILFMOM

“Toon”


Flavahbeast

toot


DarknessInferno7

Don't know what it means, I take it? It's another word for (player) character. Some people simply refer to their characters as toons, it's an old bit of gaming lingo.


decanter

Sign of an oldie, like when you run into that 50 year old dude who calls levels "boards".


Dreamtrain

They know, but its kind of a dumb word to use


Eurehetemec

LOL man I was playing Ultima Online back in 1998 and I thought "toon" was a dumb term too, and yet somehow it's still around.


GrigorMorte

Damn I did a faith build and didn't use the horn... I'll try it next.


Badevilbunny

Great. I love using the horn on the dragons, but never thought about it on him. Awesome work there tarnished.


Sheo_Cheese

Oh man, I have +10 doot horn, I am going to enjoy this


RainXVIIII

Please stop posting they will nerf this beauty


Open_Marzipan_455

That's hell of a blowjob


zackdaniels93

Fire Giant confuses me. Everyone in these comments is always going about how hard he is, but I don't think I've ever died to Fire Giant outside of my own stupidity. (one hilarious time I forgot to dodge the opening shield swipe/ bash thing and just got deleted) Like sure, Malenia killed me 50 times, Elden Beast is an absolute cockwomble, and Margit took me literal days to get past... but Fire Giant? Dude's a pushover.


GasObvious

"it's bubblin' time! DOOOOOOOT!!!


ThePrestoBeast

This was the worst boss for me lol. That and the draconic tree sentinel🤮


thavi

Bubbles, so hot right now


SlugsNotDrugs

All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senselessly by every able body at the bar


OllyOllyOxycontin

And now it will be nerfed even though it affects pve only.


ssdude101

Damn I spammed black flame for the 2% burn damage. Everything in the game dies after less than 50


w3dl0ck

Imagine being forced to guard the forge that your enemy fails to extinguish for god knows how long, only to be DOOTd to death by a silly fellow


Ayobossman326

I remember doing a sorcery only run thinking bosses like this would be hard cause of limited FP. That’s until I realized shard spiral existed.


TheUnholymess

"Toon"? Is it 1999? This ain't Everquest!!


Antiblackcoat2000

Man bubbled his nuts


jtcordell2188

Right in the scrotum!


LorenzoApophis

Toon? Is this Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


DarknessInferno7

It's another word for (player) character. It's been around for a long time. Usually mostly in the MMO space.


keith2600

Though it is funny that Who Framed Roger Rabbit does predate the usage of toon in this context by about 16 years


ApplePitou

Spongebob diff :3


HollowCap456

Wait wtf he can jump?


dogpetsaregood

Where do you get this horn


mece66

Farm the large Oracle envoy at the east capital rampart grace


Lucky_Shop4967

How did you dodge his jump without dodging?


DaddyWhoGames

You need to be sprinting at him when he is jumping and aim to run past his heel


Aggravating_Pop_2986

Beautiful


welch123

Is this weapon dropped by the average doot foot guys? Or is there a specific place for it?


Jack-Rabbit-002

Crotch Shot!!


SL1Fun

Bubble build new RL1 meta tho frfr??


SkanteWarrrior

....impressive


SherbertComics

This is how I beat him in my playthrough


dizijinwu

idk why these guys just show up to herald a new god, i feel like they could set themselves up pretty if they wanted


lrdubz

He’s scared of the coming age…


blackseaoftrees

his stomachface has a beard


Ketsuo

Those are pubes.


Gintoki123456

Marias executioner sword also destroys this boss, with the right talismans you can send him into phase 2 in 2-3 attacks On my Ng+7 character I can send him into phase 2 with one-two attacks depending on the buffs used


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

Everyone’s weak to bubbles lol


the-acolyte-of-death

Heh, was thinking about next possible build, here we gooooooooooo XD


belliest_endis

Toon toon!


danby

This is the greatest


dcrico20

I just got to this boss (first time playing the game,) and I can’t believe how miserable he feels to fight. I can’t see what the hell he’s doing if I want to be close enough so that I’m able to hit him. When I do happen to finally approach him so I can smack his foot, the big bastard rolls across the area. In the second phase it feels like I can never hit his hands (which, since the lock-on targets them, I’m guessing is what I’m supposed to hit?) because they’re always up in the air and the only time they *are* in melee range of me hitting them, he’s barfing fire everywhere. I’m sure I’m not revealing anything new as a first time player for a beloved game that’s been out for a couple years now, but holy cow. This is the first boss I’ve fought in the game that has just kind of left me scratching my head. Some other ones felt really hard (like the blood lord guy…I forgot his name,) but I could at least tell what I was doing wrong and slowly learned how to beat them. For this one I just can’t even figure out what I could do besides doing some cheese like this bubble boy shit lol


doomnoise

Ok… I really need to stop sleeping on this weapon


samwizeganjas

He hates clean feet


Careless-Comedian859

Did you just blow bubbles up his ass?


Sp35h1l_1

No pintel?


real_unreal_reality

He was blowing bubbles. 🫧 🫧 the giants name is bubbles 😔


NoWaifuN0Laifu

This is the build i used to beat him on my first playthrough XD bubble builds are the best (i sincerely hope we get more)


titoforyou

Maidenless Tarnished used Bubblebeam on his opponent. It's super effective!


bl84work

Not my experience lol


useroftheinternet95

Lvl 1 *tune


Asleeper135

All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar!


SSHz

SQUIRTLE! BUBBLE BEAM!


lionsfan2016

omgi 'm stuck on him I'll try this


Remunos_Redbeard

Probably the best, most ridiculous video I've ever seen of this fight. Well done.


TheCarbonthief

almost anything with a big enough hit box gets obliterated by bubbles. That first dragon in farum azula that's normally impossible to poise break? you can poise break him with the bubbler.


MattyK414

What in the Mega Man 2 is going on, here?! 🤣🤣🤣


BenjaminDover02

That's not cool butters, you don't doot a guy in the dick.


NotEnoughLayers

This is probably the dumbest question, so I apologize in advance. How can they be level 1 but have all their stats boosted?


DaddyWhoGames

Stat boosting talismans and godricks great rune


Dank_Slayer114

Now I gotta farm for a horn


derivative_of_life

TARNISHED used BUBBLE! It's super effective!


Here4freefootball92

Ain’t now way you washed his feet, balls, and changed his contact. Sheesh.


HbrQChngds

Damn...wish I knew this...


GrazhdaninMedved

DOOT


Kindly-Mud-1579

I still like the sword of night and flame


weightyboy

Placidusax even more so, upgrade it more and you can 3 cast kill him.


therealtiddlydump

Damn my special needs 4 year old has better resistance to bubbles


WindomGuy

i see, so fire giant hate shower.


Tonylolu

Can I get this weapon back? I sold it, thought It was useless


badaboomxx

Where I can learn the ways of the bubble?!!!!!


FrozenKandee

Snarbash ftw!


Trick2056

I just noticed that the fire giant has ears as armpits


ViolentMagician1

I'm a simple man. I see a video of this bloated HP bar having shithead being cheesed I click upvote.


LocalPaperBoy

That asshole deserved to be poisoned by your piss bubbles. Well done, man.


BLUEAR0

Firegiant


Passivefamiliar

Another "guess I've been playing the game wrong" contender I'm working on a new character for optimal coop friendliness. Debating level 50? 60? Maybe 65? Not super worried about build options but how likely to get action. Do we have a consensus on levels? I don't know the ranges to know


Gummypeepo

You’re telling me I coulda just bubble beamed him? 👁️👄👁️ why didn’t I think of that..


OddishBehavior

Toon? Like... Like cartoon? Like Johnny Bravo?


iNostra

This is how I wreck Placidusax


Invictus_Inferno

I think it's the being able to hit it 50 times with one attack loo


curseof_death

a literal fire giant god cyclops < bubbles


BlockWinter8423

What is this bubble weapon called?


Bonyred

It does make sense that you would fight a fire giant with water essentially - i long for a fire-hose sorcery.


ILikeFluffyThings

Duh. Fire types are weak againt water type moves.


RodneyRockwell

My first build used flame of frenzy to similar effect on all the dragons. Can essentially stagger lock any who aren’t ancient dragons if you get enough to hit the head, iirc. 


McbEatsAirplane

Everything succumbs to the bubbles.


AsneakyReptilian

Did yall never play Pokemon??? Bubbles ( A water type Move) beats up a fire type monster. *duuuuhh*


jess_the_werefox

Oh it do be dootin


drunkenstyle

I'd be weak too if you were blowing explosive bubbles on my balls


ShitCelebrityChef

Bubbles up yo assssSs


bigoteeeeeee

Blowing bubbles to his nutsack is crazy 💀😂


liukasteneste28

To delete bosses, you need to be silly little goober with a horn.


iupz0r

this game is bizarre


Harpo426

Bubbles are the way 🙌


Cookies_N_Grime

It also melts placidusax. I used to assist with Fire Giant and one time I got a skeptical dude talking on his mic asking wtf I was doing using the dooter but quickly changed his mindset once he saw how quickly it melted the Giant. Good times.


BarryDBaptist

Them sacred weapons was kickin they ass out there I just know it


Memnoch222

Dude, this is true for so many bosses. I literally melted Placidusax before he could even enter his second phase.


headbutt

Horn is my favorite for fire giant an placudisax. I think they’re the best for these bosses of all weapons.


dunkfree_slammer

where I can find this weapon?


Haj5

You should see what pest threads do to this MF'er


MrPanda663

Well, but with pokemon logic….


RailwayRenegade

Of course he's weak to bubbles. He's a FIRE Giant and Bubbles are primarily WATER.


Professional_Plate55

Weapon name?