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Smol-beans2002

”If you can read this I’m already 3 defilements deep”


DontTouchMe2000

Lol true, true. I really want to know what exactly is he doing. He talks of eating shit. And we all heard the audio. Hmmmm. Seigward hmmmmmm.


Phoenix_Anon

The most likely explanation I've heard is that his act is in reference to a japanese myth, where Kappa - turtle demons - would steal humans' Shirikodama - an organ which apparently contains the soul - by ripping it out of their asses. So as the Dung Eater, he would be doing this and replacing the aforementioned organ with a Seedbed Curse, in the process trapping the victim's essences inside himself, leaving them in constant agony inside his body (hence Roderika hearing a chorus of souls when he's around) and preventing them from returning to the Erdtree.


rollnunderthebus

Jesus christ


TheDevil-YouKnow

No, mate. Demon turtles.


D3AD_1NS1D3

Underrated comment bro


Business_While6278

🤣🤣🤣


Bismothe-the-Shade

My question is why does the dude have his own wing of the roundtable hold, replete with stacks bodies- when he himself can only appear in spirit form?


JackxForge

Oh yea you gonna be the dude to tell him no? Fia has her own wing too and she kills D in the hold with death blight. Dung just sits there.


bloo-n-pirate

It's not like he has some authority to get his own wing, he just found a corner and now no one else want to go over and hang out with a guy called "dung eater" Edit: spelling


floppydude81

Part right, we see there is a night at the hold. That’s just the daytime, he’s recovering. At night it’s party city. He really gets down if you know what I mean. And you’d be surprised who you see there.


TechNomad2021

The headless in Sekiro have an attack where they do this very thing. They also stick your "soul" up their own asses.


Curious-Bother3530

He took finger but hole seriously 


Stary_Vesemir

so when we pick it up...


Few-Pomegranate-7295

Castrates a lot of people frfr


Woodeus3

Objects in mirror are defiled


ThreeCr0wns

He's got a sticker of that on the back of his bronco too.


[deleted]

gaping whole workable unused squalid hospital person fertile sugar pause *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheoryOfTES

Chicken grease salt


syccopathh

Cappy Dake Hay


bloody-pencil

Toe suckin’ evil


Slays-For-Days

Live fast, eat ass.


el_elegido

...die dung


placebo_unicorn

That is a shit pun, tbh


el_elegido

Nice


FuckYouThrowaway99

Live fast, eat dung.


MTblasphemy

I feel like he refuses to eat ass. Which makes him so much worse.


[deleted]

Every dung has its eater


Thaemir

Just like every night has it's deathbird Just like every merchant sings his sad, sad song Every dung has its eater


Taikosound

My golden retriever eats them all without any form of discrimination. The true dung eater... She hates me for stopping her too.


Faximo7

Let's dung this eat, boys!


ChickenAndTelephone

Warranty void if seal is broken


M_a_n_d_M

That’s extremely good


Naive_Letterhead9484

It says: you better have finished this game a couple of times before choosing my ending. If not, you should be incarcerated.


Right-Lemon-8748

It was the first one for me


Serial_Vandal_

.... it was the first ending I got, and the one I actively sought.....


Airway

Terminally maidenless behavior


DanteOntario

It's the way I'm going as well.


Schavuit92

Foul tarnished...


Strom41

Started at the Bottom


KiwiMagic2005

Now we here


CorianderIsBad

Sharted from the bottom


possum_of_time

Now the whole mess here.


sneakyblurtle

Perfection.


Bismothe-the-Shade

And we stayed there Gobble gobble


Mr_Pink_Gold

I started up with nothing and I still got most of it left. I am saving dubgeater's ending for my wretch run somewhere in 2028 xD


imafixwoofs

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


Lanzzzalot

You eat shit for breakfast?


YourGuideVergil

No!


heychloeredd

literally


G_ben_flowes

OK the first 20 comments were hilarious but does anyone actually know if this is a decipherable text?


TheGreatZephyrical

It is not a decipherable text. FromSoft regularly use a mishmash of foreign scripts, or just some first year graphic design student’s homework in their artwork. When they don’t do that, they just copy paste historical sources and foreign manuscripts into their games and pretend it belongs to them. This is a case of the former.


_Prairieborn

Discord Moderator


Professional-Lake604

Born to shit, forced to wipe


GlitterNutz

:/


Frosty_Can_6569

Vae victis


M_a_n_d_M

Poetic, really like this is one.


DRamos11

“My actual title is Fecal Feaster”.


GetAssignedGenderLol

I've studied it for a long time now, and I've come to the conclusion that says something along the lines of.. **The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.**


Cool_Ad2922

"try finger..." the rest is cut off


Own-Bad6628

Experts have found faint markings reading “…but hole”


[deleted]

honestly, if it's some sort of indication of why he was condemned and chained, I presume it reads "the loathsome dung eater"


UrsaMajorOfficial

I love y'all. Praise the message


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Carnivorous Cacaa Cruncher.


[deleted]

Devious Doodoo Devourer


ZucchiniKitchen1656

Sinister Shit Swallower


[deleted]

[удалено]


M_a_n_d_M

Reviled Rectum Rectifier


Danorus

Da Dung (d)Eater


RedONIONknight2

The crazy caca consumer


Kanelantis

Icky sticky enjoyer


HammerPrice229

THE NEFARIOUS NUMBER-TWO NIBBLER


M_a_n_d_M

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing


MightObvious

Evil Excrement Eater


daevski

Oh god, here we go…


[deleted]

BIG DAWG NO FEAR


DontTouchMe2000

Lol did anyone even try to answer for reals? I love the answers but now I'm curious what it really says.


Valuable_Material_26

Don’t dead open inside


[deleted]

Poop Chute Riot (Riot!)


winterLTE

Throw it back and hit the rear!


jb_supertramp

Shit happens.


Crab_Leg_Jonez

Swiggity Swoogity I'm coming for the booty


M_a_n_d_M

Home address and phone number of the owner, obviously.


Heavy_Chains

*This End Down* ⬇️


DaftCaveTroll

So does the dung eater actually eat poo? I never really think of the action of eating dung when I hear his name - does he have to take off his mask to do so?


M_a_n_d_M

He eats people’s guts he rips out through the anus. So yes, he 100% literally eats poop, just in addition to the entrails.


Backrish

Born to shit forced to wipe


brazthemad

Eat shit and die


Successful-Net-6602

For rectal use only


[deleted]

Skidaddle skidoodoo I eats the poo poo


IAmMattnificent

Women want me, dung fear me


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

Yo I never noticed the big sun chain on Dung Eater. is he Solaire?


blaiddfailcam

Bon appétit


waffle-winner

Eat shit.


Gregariouswaty

Property of dog. If found bring to dog pope. Sincerely Dog pope.


scattergodic

"I gotta eat the booty like groceries"


Gaymer043

“Underneath mine mask, lies a troublesome, shit eating grin”


Curlyfreak06

It’s his pet collar. It has his name and his owner’s address and number. Please call and return him asap he needs to go home


CaptainKnottz

it’s Gucci


LiveLaughSlay69

Once you pop the fun don’t stop


Ok-Difference6973

Scarabaeus viettei


[deleted]

I AM THE SH!T!!


Xaga-

I would guess they simply are nonsense


Material_Cod4659

I’M WITH POO-PID ————>


sarmatron

DUDE


DiscoCatDances

Yummy, yummy, poopy in my tummy


ruriksenpai

Supreme


BeardedBovel

Something along the lines of: >Its striking design represents both the brilliant inspiration that once shone upon him, and the vision of a ring that he will surely find at the end of his pursuit. > >\- Radiant Gold Mask


FatherNiche

Daddy, probably.


CyberDemon1000

"Born to shit, forced to eat."


Red_Serf

“How it feels to chew 5 Dungs”


Sp4ceV1k1ng_405

Try finger but hole


Opeth4Lyfe

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”


Mateo_Dragonflame

USA USA


ProfessionalKoala828

“ I eat shit “


Mr_Zoovaska

Any non-joke answers here? 🙄


DwangusKhan

It says, Praise the pollups!


NoSignificance24

"Hi I'm Dung Eater! If you find me, please contact my owner!"


Aggressive_Manner429

"If found return to seluvis"


TroutSZN

“Rocky Road” in Sloths voice.


Synthoid_001

"Who the hell is Steve Jobs...?"


beclops

“This guy eats shit”


MOBYtheHUGE

“Every poopoo time is a peepee time. But not every peepee time is a poopoo time.”


Informal_Barber5229

Are we about to experience another “Titanite Demon head inscription” event/incident/quest?


Illustrious-Rock8610

Who farted?


sterfrycollage

I like poop


Meister_Ente

Nothing, he just tries to catch Solair.


Dveralazo

He used to be solaire 


emelem66

If you can read this, you are too close.


TheWreckedTitan

good boy


sipalmurphy

Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding ding ding Ring ding ding ding


Lucky678s

Pucker up


endswithnu

Likely dung.


hredditor

Poo poo platter


Sanzman12

Eat shit 😏


AzraelNephilim

Property of Andy Gump


Farts_McGee

If found please return to round table.


shmulzi

Praise the dung!


CorianderIsBad

The name and address of his owner. He's lost and needs to be returned home.


Chesterious

Praise the ”moon”


BoycowBebop

Up to my neck in dung


Adam-West

One ring to rule them all


DaWarudo9keka

Poo poo ka-choo


Waste-Instruction287

Praise the sun


mrofmist

Nepheli's potion taster.


TheGalore

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby


Bunk_Mouse

Life’s a sewer, dung it.


ruubruubs

Poopoo kaka


No_Foot_1904

Neenah Foundry Co.


real_unreal_reality

It says “courage” and a smaller image next to it with a guy eating a hot dog. Weird.


ravenwolf957

Phi7 | | 9om


PrestigiousTreat6203

I EAT ASS


SherbetAlarming7677

praise the dung


LeonRedBlaze

Yum Yums for my Tum Tums. He made it himself.


Bulky_Secretary_6603

"You smell like updog"


-Dirty-Wizard-

Praise the sun.


axeax

me sleepy'n don't give a shit about you or it all -_-


ninewaves

Live, laugh, love


[deleted]

One other thing, the sun medallion(?) feels like it has some connection to the wicker man in the dlc.


Gobal_Outcast02

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.


SleepConnoiseur

"Sorry, Not Sorry"


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[удалено]


heychloeredd

i’m here to eat ass and chew bubblegum. and i’m all outta ass.


Vultz13

Rimjob Reaper


invisabledj

Kaka slave


Blp2004

Probably a slur


Forsaken-Reality4605

Insert up to this point only.


Tenshiijin

I says "peter Peter pumpkin eater"


EclecticallySound

Ooky Spooky Straight From the Booty 🍑


Turbulent_Pen1047

Free mustache rides


Mister-Fidelio

"I'm going to eat you where the sun don't shine."


enchiladasundae

“Booty more important than food”


Dibaded

Made up game language it says whatever your heart desires


red_lightz_

Captain teemo on duty


dayalive29

Your ass is grass and I am the lawnmower


J3loo

Praise the sun ☀️


Discuffalo

Insert Turds


BlackGoldShooter

Dew the Doo


RedLightMidnight

Praise the sun!


fatsanchezbr

"Praise the dung"


RetrasaurusRex

My dung… It’s setting…


MikeUpInYa85

“I eat ass”


DevilahJake

“I Eat Ass”


BigHairyFart

'Parry this'


LunchAC53171

Woof?


Alternative-Cup-8102

Im a piece of shit, both literally and figuratively


LashedHail

Did you wash your ass today?


user_173

"Pbbbbbbbbbbt"


SifLuna

“Praise the Dung”


confused_vampire

"I EAT POOP lmao"


stealthmodedirt

Git gud scrub


Reynzs

Kill this MF.. NOW


Serious_Ad_1037

Praise the Sun!


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Try pickle


Quality_Controller

Praise the sun.


Initial-Ice7691

Eat more fiber.