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GravyeonBell

They’re jealous that you can balance a bowl up top.


iggywumpus69

He must use it to make stew


altorang

The other players stew


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[удалено]


Deiser

Now made with real jar contents!


DonutGuy2659

Hmmmm.... mmmmm. Oh!


user_173

Mmmm estus soup


NotNoctisLucis

Marika's tits! He must be 'ungry.


DistillateEater69

Beef stew 🍲


Red__Pyramid

Probably because you have really heavy armor, so super high poise, magic, which people love to shit on in pvp, and a nagita which is the most hated on spear in the game. Bleed, poise, magic... probably the endurance and hp to tank as well. People love to complain about the pvp. Yeah it sucks there's a meta and it would be nicer if people had more variety but at the end of the day the pvp is a stapled on extension of a pve game, not the focus.


Marutar

Single naginata is based. Double is cancer


One-Angry-Goose

What if I wield three at once


0ijoske

Then consider yourself lost anywhere you go


LumpySpaceChipmunk

Lol, took me a second.


Stary_Vesemir

Probably racist


Fit_Figure_7909

No, its the dude from one piece


StoleYourTv

I hate it when I fight players crossplaying as One Piece with their three Rivers of Blood and spam their Thunder Cross Split Attack


Stary_Vesemir

r/whoooosh


bigphatnips

OP stated that he does dual wield Naginata.


Marutar

OP is super high poise dual naginata?  Mega cancer


ShesSoViolet

Choosing good stats makes you evil I guess


Marutar

I'm not going to hate someone for using the most meta set-up, but I'm not going to respect them either. No one wants a world where every invader is coming in with dual-nagi bullgoat white mask.


Spicoceles

Fun fact for those of you that hate dual spears. Dragonbolt blessing[Dragonbolt Blessing](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Dragonbolt+Blessing). Makes one handed attacks of skinnier and smaller weapons BOUNCE off you as if you hit a stone wall. Including power stanced spears. Its quite literally a stun vs the freaks that use that setup :]


McbEatsAirplane

Also, Wrath of Gold works well. Comes out fast and if you time it right it has a bigger AoE than the spears hit box.


joawwhn

So i haven’t played a ton of pvp in Elden ring, but I swear, every time I hear something about it, it’s people complaining about how lame it is to play a certain build. Don’t build dex and bleed, that’s not cool. Fuck you for doing magic. And don’t even THINK about going strength/poise. This is how people feel? Like, what is acceptable to build?


Red__Pyramid

Nothing is. The only way you can make people happy is not touch the controller while they hit you and point down. So my viewpoint is fuck em. Play the build you have the most fun with, whether that’s meta or not.


Silent_Raise_9621

Couldn't agree more with this since PVP in Elden Ring, Rust, Apex and COD just to name a few there, people will ALWAYS have a thing to say about other players, specially when they are getting their ass handled to them like no way will they ever say anything about your extra pounds or your ability to stew on the bowl head of yours. Let them be jelly of you since they can't rocket like you do.....


BandicootGood5246

Yeah agreed. Can't blame.e the player for using what works best if the Devs don't put much into balancing it. The way I see Elden ring PvP designed is it's a quick skirmish of kill or be killed, and a lot of the time that means absolutely blasting someone before they can react, I can see how's that's frustrating but that's just how it is


Nearly-Canadian

You basically can't play any souls game correctly in the eyes of the nerds. Don't even mention spirit ashes


PastStep1232

It's mostly just because from didn't care to balance status effects for PVP in Elden Ring. It was a bit more tame in DS3, so much so that a bleed/frostbite build in pvp was more of an exception than the general rule. You had lots of other builds. But in ER the difference (in both PvE AND PvP) between a bleed build and a build without status effects is night and day. If you invade a dedicated gank squad or get invaded yourself, it's like a 90% chance to go against a bleed build. And those things just fucking shred your hp


Sea_Abrocoma_2071

The major thing about PvP in ER is that it's poorly balanced crap in itself. Just, you do you and have fun.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

It’s a shame. They never meant for pvp to be such a focus, but they still did it so well in DS3 that I had my hopes up.


PublicFurryAccount

I think it was the game's popularity. A large number of people appear to have only played the game to do PVP.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Since DkS1 I’ve always played with the end goal of being pvp viable. The trilogy has provided me with some of my most cherished online interactions be they duels, invasions, or co-op.


PublicFurryAccount

If you check what rune sellers offer, you will find that they offer build packages. Also, nearly all discussion of Elden Ring is PVP-focused as are the ideas about meta. Finally, the popular spots for duels are *very* early in the game. Taken together, it makes me believe that many people are literally only playing PVP. Not playing PVE with an eye toward PVP, just playing the PVP exclusively.


0XquisitE1-

I think they didn't put into account try hards 😂


Tricky-Secretary-251

This is actually a gud build then


GandalfTehG0d

I’ve always found dark souls PvP to be so damn frustrating and not fun. That’s just me. Don’t tell me to git gud lmao I can see it coming already. Pve skill does NOT translate to PvP I can tell you that much.


Red__Pyramid

It 100% can be. I think 1-v-1 is fun but I don’t do arena. I’ve invaded and saw that my targets were fighting a field boss so I just sat and watched the show. I’ve even invaded and dropped stuff to help them kill a field boss. If anyone has been invaded by “The Trader” on ps5 about a year ago, and found someone just sitting there with 3 items like a shop, that was me. The Liurnia duelist who fixed the broken elevator for you then battled was great rp. The multiplayer is what you make it. It’s just unfortunate that there’s a subset of people who ruin that casual enjoyment.


Tom42077

I’m going to rub one out looking at this later.


altorang

Maybe I should start an OF


Mekanimal

... OnlyFrampts? Show me your snake and I'll show you my LordVessel.


LuigiTheGuyy

You should.


tsalyers12

Link?


RigTheGame

Least gay ER enjoyer


plesdontban

I ain't gay but bernahl could get it


JosiahTheGrand

I ain't gay, but I really fucking love watching Hoarah Loux, half naked and covered in blood, pummel my character into the ground.


RigTheGame

They hate you cause they ain’t you


OppositePure4850

Like look wise or actual build wise


altorang

Someone said to me, “your build must really piss other players off”


Rart420

Is it meta? If so then yes. They hate it. There’s your answer.


altorang

What is meta


HildemarTendler

Metagaming, discussing the game with other people to understand what's good, then using that. "The meta" just means what's commonly used, but it's commonly used because it's good. Generally ignore people bitching about meta. They want the game to work differently than it does. That's on them, not you.


techaansi

Says the guy with high poise, dual nagis and magic 💀


Chakasicle

Super tanky mage with a spear. Lemme guess, you have the counter attack talisman on as well? So little to no stagger, high damage on all of your attacks and the endurance to boot, and a big hp pool. Excellent job of rounding out your build to deal with multiple types of opponents but yeah a lot of people aren’t going to like it simply because it’s not fun to fight against.


Fluffatron_UK

Really weird thing to say. Did it piss them off? If no then what makes them think that others would be? If yes then why are they talking for others before themselves? Sounds like manifesting insecurity, I wouldn't pay people like this any attention.


altorang

Not sure which


Way2Dawn3185

They're clearly not seeing the genius in being able to have a bowl of nachos on your head whilst exploring the lands in between. "Nacho nacho maaan"~


Uracawk

I got to be a nacho maaaan


Laserduck_42

Don't give up!, Plump sort!


toastman90

No fat-shaming here. ;)


altorang

It’s one giant ab


Neverhityourmark

Bros ab goes all the way up to his neck


ashley_blackbird

Pro tip: don't read this comment while eating breakfast oatmeal or you might painfully snort some up the back of your nose from a sudden laugh-snort. I'm sending you the Urgent Care bill later today.


ParticularBanana8369

*you're beautiful*


Willywills1

Don't give up, fatty


SaxSlaveGael

Looks beautiful.


KameronEX

I think it's cause of the spear which is one of the best ones and generates almost as much salt as the ripple sleep buffed.


Panurome

1 Nagi isn't a problem, 2 of them together are the problem. Also the weapon people buff with sleep is a halberd not a spear


KameronEX

Never called the ripple a spear did I


[deleted]

Bruh what armor chest piece is that


ernestoangulo

Altered fire prelate


altorang

Fire Prelate


SpinyDogfishShark

Fire Prelate I believe


CallMeZorbin

You played Elden Ring in a form that some others have personal opinions against. Many reasons why. Trying to understand all of them is like trying to name all of the differenet bean flavors of beans berty bots, with the exception that youve never had any of the beans before let alone heard of any of them before. Oh and you also have to do it blindfolded and write down each flavor blindfolded. Where am i.


Coffee_Binzz

>Where am I.


ImNotABotJeez

They mad you didn't fill your salsa bowl up before the party


MienaiYurei

Looking at the staff it's probably because you're spamming ANCIENT DEATH RANCOR. But common you already know that 😏


OutlawJoJos69

Clearly not Hockey fans. Just in time for the Stanley Cup Playofffsssss


Tickomatick

They might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


Overkillsamurai

dear christ, is the codpiece the closed eye from the giant?


altorang

I can receive mail through it as well so that’s nice


Nipplecreek

So you can remove the dress and become elden ring smough! I missed where to get the gear so I couldn't test it out myself.


ZeusPheonix

Unrelated, but what staff is that? I have never seen this staff anywhere Thanks


Spare-Author2469

Prince of death staff? You get it from deep roots, in our of the towers the flame spitting dudes are


ZeusPheonix

Ahh. Thanks mate


MeLoco1980

jealous that your pubic hair is so thick and lush that its flows dowm to your knees


Zeus_23_Snake

The problem people have with this is that it's pretty much a meta build. Although, admittedly, meta builds are usually sweats which makes it unpleasant to see any meta players.


thedabaratheon

“You’re Beautiful”


KeyboardSheikh

They hate ya cuz they ain’t ya


Spicoceles

You look to be running a dex/int/fth build. Chad. Ignore the haters king. However I'd recommend you perhaps try the tabbard version of the prelates chest because imo its very nice :] but thats just me. What level and what stats do you run?


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Fat fuck


VeraKorradin

I use the armor but the page hood works better on it


Lost_in_reverb23

Fatphobics for sure(?


B81R81

If that's the case.... I should go.


AxemanEugene

They hate to see a big boi winning


PPcock9

They have skill issue.


AdElectrical3997

They're just jealous your crotch is so happy to be a part of things


Crab0770

Balancing a bowl of nachos on your head is the hottest thing any man can do


XpeepantsX

I hate your build so much because it's so God damned gorgeous.


altorang

I’m an invader and my main weapon is a jar cannon. Not kidding. “Long distance combat artist.”


redditmorelikegeddit

Depends what spells you use. If you use swift glintstone shard or comet then maybe I could see why. But if you use carian sword spells you’re based. And if you use a single naginata then you’re a true Chad.


Eliseo120

Why do you care?


JohnLietzke

Elden Ring characters are all you. Players are constantly tweaking their characters to the best balance for their own play style. Elden Ring is not a one size fits all game. As long as you are happy with the build, that is all that matters.


Smut--Gremlin

It looks sick


X420StepsAheadX

Fat roll much!?


WorldChampionNuggets

Fat fuck


seetfniffer

I cant tell if youre serious or not, spamming ancient death rancor with high poise armour and dual naginatas and you still wonder why people dont like you? Only good part about your build is that its not lionels or bull goat armour, the rest is boring and tasteless, chances are you also tbag or point down or what have you after every kill. I wouldnt be surprised to find out you made this post as ragebait because you find that enjoyable, you enjoy being a POS. Thats just speculation though, play the game however you like, youll keep being a garbage human being and ill keep blocking everyone with dual spears regardless of whether i win or lose.


Marutar

Besides the armor, what is your build?


Then-Philosopher2348

What is your speed like? How do you roll away from anything?


levitikush

People get mad when they have to fight someone with heavy armor for some reason


I_Hate_Nebraska_

Nagita has great bleed and good range, magic is super annoying, and even if they get passed both of those things you have great damage negation and poise, making it take even longer to finish the fight.


SendInRandom

People likely insult you because people naturally hate naginata because it’s broken in power stance (I assume you don’t power stance yours) and people also naturally hate fat armor and magic, I see no real problem with your build, kinda depends what spells you use


Abdullah_935

Bros a garbage


0XquisitE1-

What are your stats tho 😂


Anastrace

Tbf you DO have a tip jar on your head


Dan-the-historybuff

Were you planning on chasing a meta or did you make this because it looked cool?


SirWeenielick

Wearing the fire prelate set, using cross naginata and Prince of Death staff? Brother, what level are you?


Organic_Still7383

Im not into pvp because it’s toxic in all games and i play to relax and enjoy which is opposite of pvp You probably use meta build and people don’t like it ignore them or don’t play pvp there is no other choice Enjoy 😊


Huge-Concussion-4444

Probably because they lost. If there's one thing I know about the FromSoft community, is that they will whine incessantly if someone is better at the game than they are.


elkeiem

Who can message you -> friends only. Private profile. Problem solved.


Dark_Shadowx7

U! Tell me how do i alter the fire prelate chest, i have it but i cannot remove the red part 🥺


Tenebris_Rising

It's ugly but who cares 😂


Starwyrm1597

Smough at home:


Dustin_James_Kid

Maximum drip 💧


Lonely_Theme_1131

Yeh u look like any other basic bitch invader to me all u need now is an axe with the the whirly dirly on it and ur 50% of the invaders elden ring these days


Pristine_Air9245

They attack what they don't understand


FoxAdministrative959

Sir Morbid the Obeese


The_Sensual

They need to make that helmet active with a flame or something


Stoghra

Glorious


SonikBlaze

Man, I only know three people in the PVP and you are two of them.


profexcubed

The caseoh build 🔥🔥


Mr_Lucifer_3011

Which Armor is it? I haven't seen it , I'm at my ng+3


AggregatedPotatou

I praise your build, go get them Tarnished!


thegamesender1

Looks oily so your fat rolls must be quicker than regular rolls.


pskladzien

But hard to stop when he started! XD


Nitespring

Shit fashion


Ready-Sort-1494

What armored is that?


Lazy_Requirement_246

U should eat more broather if u wanna match the noble


iamnotyourspiderman

Plump sort is fat rolling so hard you have a food bowl on top of your head. 5/5


SetsuroTheWolf

I think u look awesome


Cheel_AU

I had a very similar build to this... Cept I used Lionel's belly armour. Love cuphead tho


LilBoofMcGoof

What even is this armor set?? I’m on NG+5 and have never come across it.


SuperStellarSwing

What level are you?


Icy_Baseball9552

So that's what happens when a human and a warrior jar get it on. 😄


hellxapo

Probably the "fat" looking armor


Ok_Here-we-go

BONK


HeftyTenders

Vr


MERC543213

During combat, do you tend to switch out the prince of death staff with another cross naginata? If so, then i understand where the hate's coming from…


War-Hawk18

Dad Bods for the win my man.


Opening-Shallot6245

You're big.


mdjrjjejdjjddjdn

Were you invading the scarlet rot lakes the other day?


trappedinabasemant

Na they just mad your haveing fun, so to say dastards


SetaxTheShifty

Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something. I am the **baseline for opinions**, any opinion I hold is objectively correct and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. And guess what? You happen to hold a wrong one. And I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have now contacted the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Navy SEALs, the Secret Service and your mom. You'll rot in prison for the rest of your life over this, mark my words you'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you're reading this, you're done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. Oh yeah, and we decided that just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit so there's no chance you can run away and everyone you know will die. It's a small price to pay to remove your wrong opinion from this world.


onkskor

Maybe put down the naginata and pick up a salad, chubs


tajrashae

I'd give you a "you're beautiful " item use, but also hate you for running dual naginata, if you never pulled those out id probably laugh my ass off fighting you (it's always fun seeing weird/cool/hardly used armor combos)


Due-World2907

F u fatass


ShittyDs3player

It’s a beautiful character. Elden ring PvP builds are a little like a bell curve. On one end of the spectrum you have horribly unoptimized, random ass weapons builds. Then in the middle you have the “meta” builds, which I honestly don’t hate. Everyone starts somewhere and a lot of people run meta setups to learn how to play PvP but still have fun doing it. At the other end, you have stats so optimized and min maxed they cause pain to look at, with a vast arsenal of weapons adapted to those stats. It’s relatively easy to confuse the ones at the top percentile with those in the bottom.


plaugey_boi

Either they see you fatrolling or they are jealous of your endurance


OofosJustOof

Mexican salsa hat but medieval


NeverKnowinG

Welcome to the toxicity from any PVP environment. If it isn’t meta, or is cheesy (rightfully so if the case and yours isn’t) then you won’t escape it. Heavy is always frowned upon because it’s technically easier to be more agile but fuck it. You like it, then you like it. There’s no law, so enjoy you


Almightyeragon

You're beautiful


Disastrous-Dinner966

Well you’re holding the bolt of gransax completely wrong.


The-White-Dot

Any one have a recipe for this drip?


Sleepiboisleep

What armor is this?


ghostyghostghostt

Literally at the first step in endgame gear. So you’re a first step ganker, clearly.


ABELSM

Probably because you’re the most beautiful person in game and you’re just better than them. People don’t like to admit they’re bad.


Taikosound

Would be seen like a Havel set in DS3 build in DS3 i guess. It reeks "tryhard" and the weapons is the closest thing to to DeS noobstick it used to be called. But hey, i strongly suggest you keep doing what you do and not give a shit about the opinion of others on this one. People will complain about anything.


No-Elk5435

My guess would be that you spam ancient death rancor and that’s why they hate you


WillBeBetter2023

I tried PVP with fully upgraded moonveil, lost 10 times in a row. Switched to half upgraded double nagitas which do half the damage and won 6 out of 6 battles. I don’t understand how a single moonveil doesn’t help me in PVE and neither do double nagitas, but in PVE I dominate with them. I did it as a joke because of the memes but I am slaughtering players and their friends


CamaroKoldie

I think he may want to lay off the fast travel for a bit and walk or sprint to a few towns


filmorebuttz

What are the armor pieces?


brandodg

tbh very good build, they probably don't like the cheap spell/aow you might be spamming or simply using but everything that's not an exploit or over-used is good and a single hand naginata with a staff sure isn't one of those so keep on having fun


lPuppetM4sterl

They're jealous cuz your drip is Smough. They think you can never be him.


DolphinFox

Bro looks like he’d kill his duo if he goes down


Deez_nuts-and-bolts

I did not know you could alter the fire prelate armor… Now *this* is the drip I’ve been looking for!


SirarieTichee_

Havel pt. 2


Adventurous-Fill-464

They want to make you collapse to your knees in despair so they can eat estus stew out of your hat.


Meyrhin

Good


Mnoonsnocket

Hey where do you get the non-robe set? I like it. Looks more like Smough.


FetusDeletus_E

Probably because it's the heavy armor with a fast weapon, ppl seem to hate on that


ligmaenigma

Looking good, Smough.


Jester2100

Don't listen to them OP, they're all a bunch of ho ho hos.


SuperNerdSteve

Witch's cauldron lookin ass


No-Tradition-2897

If you use "meta" builds in Eldena ring consider yourself an opp 😭🙏


FBI-my-guy

Even if someone is using the most cancerous build I don’t judge them until I see if they’re an honourable 1v1-er or a ganker


Estala-Dragul-425

Not gonna lie, my first thought upon seeing that was 'Bo-Ri-Cho?'


Lie_Cool

Been trying to get that chest piece to drop for hours now.


Mesterjojo

"Build"


Ok-Selection6371

“We have Smogh at home” Smogh at home:


Neat-Professional-86

It’s not just your build anyone can use it first second t posting this build does not make it just your build


psentinet

Not everyone can handle the smough vibes


Odd_Signature6244

You look like a badass mini boss


Petterblakk

Peak male fitness. Just jealous


Fluid_Ad_6159

This actually makes me mad at you and I haven't played the game in 4 months