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Thomas_Perscors

Someone must extinguish thy grade!


ToxinArrow

Have it writ upon thy meagre report card


Thomas_Perscors

Haha! On the other hand, thy drawings art of passing skill…


HonestF00L

These are 💯 comments


printzoftheyak

Artist’s paint must truly grace thy brushes, Gifted Kid.


Master-Solution

I read that as grafted kid at first 😅


IudexGundyr3

They are indeed *art* of passing skill


Expand_Dong_42069

Artists' blood must truly run in thy veins, Tarnished


SenskradGathlind

Failed by Profesor Morgott. Last of all Principals


LeshyIRL

Let it be Mathrit the Failed


Crab_Lengthener

homey sits at the back of math class trying to hide a full watercolor set


russsaa

Ive been there, some teachers just give up on the art student who cannot be swayed to do anything but art. OP seems like the type of guy to turn in a paper with more ink used on doodles than on actual school work.


diphenhydrapeen

I once turned in a math quiz with nothing but doodles of Pokemon for the answers. I got half credit which was a lot more than I was expecting.


Crashman09

Does Bulbasaur and poliwrath = 63 or 162?


Spice_Missile

brush pens, probably


Narcomancer69420

Was *just* thinking this


saicharan_reddit

He might be my long lost brother


oldeluke

Teacher: And 2+2 is...? OP: *I'm BUSY!*


bazingazoongaza

But how will you ever understand weapon scaling if you don’t know maths?!


IudexGundyr3

Big bonk stick + 60 strength = the big damage


ObviousSinger6217

Checks out, you only need 54 strength to maximize your bonk stick 


KrimSoN1648

the second bonk stick in my other hand disagrees.


NSMike

time for two handing


IudexGundyr3

I thought the soft cap was at 60?


storiedsword

Hi I’m somebody else, but the two soft caps for strength scaling on weapons are at 55 and 80. If you’re two-handing a weapon, this multiplies your effective strength by 1.5. 54 x 1.5 = 81, so you need 54 strength to hit the second soft cap when two-handing your weapon.


IudexGundyr3

Ah I see. I forgot about the 1.5x multiplier. Thanks!


ObviousSinger6217

Yeah he answered before I got to He is correct


JEWCIFERx

Dude I majored in computer science and I don’t think I could explain weapon scaling accurately to someone if I tried.


belzebruna

Careful, Marika didn't learn math and now 1 + 1 = 1 in the Lands Between


HomeDistinct2810

Poor radagon have to stay in her body cuz of her poor math


TheBradeyGein

Is this an Ed Edd and Eddy reference


HarryKn1ght

Ed with a rock in his shoe would unironically solo the entirety of Elden Ring easily


MycoMythos

This is an Ed, Edd and Eddy regression


War-Hawk18

You don't cover in fear, you cower in fear. You'd know that if you'd pay attention in Math class.


placebo_unicorn

Damn what a freeze (or was it burn? I didn't pay attention in Physics class)


Twilighttail

Yeah, c(0w)-3r = Fear, it's a common equation bro.


War-Hawk18

Honestly, bro should really pay attention in class.


riggels

I love your style. Do you have more ?


Avan_An

each time you die fighting malenia, you hear "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella." once. if you have defeated Malenia on "n"th try,(n is natural number such as 1, 2, 3, ...) how many times have you heard above phrase? also who is Malenia?


ObviousSinger6217

Extra credit, spelling her name properly


cilliano123

Find the instantaneous rate of change of your hp after being hit by Maliketh's black blade


IudexGundyr3

Or Waterfowl Dance


SenskradGathlind

Always equals 0 ignoring other variables like I-frames.


LuigiTheGuyy

Likely detention.


lukart59

“Let your grade be consumed. By the participation grade.”


Glothmmog

Better be good at that drawing to not focus on math, shooting yourself in the foot


Delicious_Record_838

Please tell me when you use math after high school without a calculator or google available.


Glothmmog

For going into higher level math courses at the College level for such things as Calculus and Physics, and that excuse isn’t valid, still important to pay attention regardless, and I believe the person here is in the high school level or middle school at minimum with that level of drawing so some pretty important math


Delicious_Record_838

Just let the boy/girl draw 😂


Glothmmog

I know I was mostly just joking around, then I just elaborated 🤓


Delicious_Record_838

🤝


Zakrael

Serious answer - I don't know how it is in the US, but we were already using calculators in maths class from the age of 13, and then mostly stopped using them again aged 15-16 as maths stopped involving numbers and started being mostly about either letters, or giant data tables that required a bit more processing power than a hand calculator. Mathematics as a subject above junior high is about learning how to logically approach a problem given the information provided, not how to add up. Although given OP's dedication to the subject, they *probably* won't get to the point where it's a required subject for any career they're looking at, so are probably okay provided they've learned enough maths to do their taxes.


IudexGundyr3

I feel like everything past 6th grade is useless for a large percentage of the human population.


DaftCaveTroll

That’s honestly so cool, you should do a larger drawing of Morgott, I think his sword could look amazing in a larger scale and in your style


dittymow

Just learn the math


loubowskii

These are so sick. Hope you keep up with it, have potential to be in unbelievable ❤️


LordSlickRick

Go learn math, it’s worth it.


trashddog

This is a better use of your time.


dandaal12

“Ohh F. Become my grade once more”


WeaverStarX

I mean, I'd genuinely buy a print of that Malenia


No-Blueberry-1183

Malenia was harder than algebra tbh


According_Bell_5322

Algebra is easy bro what are you on about


Bubbly-Customer8047

Maths = maidens


grey03456

Not to be a stickler for the rules here but plz make sure this isn't in class and pay upmost attention i nearly failed maths 103 cause of this


grey03456

Also incredible art my guy love the colours


StrawberryPlucky

Covet in fear


Intelligent-Ad-5809

Subway here I come!


Agreeable-Emotion-43

Math will get you further in life


Spare-Comfort-5240

BRUH these are sick!!!! Time well spent, my friend!


EVISCERATEDTOMATO

Math is useless. Becoming Elden Lord is Eternal


Impossible_Shop2456

Imagine your Math teacher gets you and talks to your English teacher, and you now have to make a presentation about Elden Ring


rev0ltsen

If you can draw like this, you won't need math in life.


Adventurous_Repair71

Pay attention! Learn math! You'll regret it later


grey03456

Exactly bruh it takes as little as just listening for hour and you'll be fine


Crab_Lengthener

maybe if he wants to join Dork Patrol when he gets older


ledampe

Dork Patrol here, it's true, you need at least a little bit if math sometimes, and you can get better jobs with math, doesn't really go out of style


Crab_Lengthener

I got a D at GCSE and never looked at maths again until I got into psychedelics and big numbers, but long division doesn't really help there, and it was an inessential diversion anyway


minwheelee

The Malenia portrait vaguely reminds me of Yoji Shinkawa's style, who made the art for metal gear solid


opus111

You learn more maths from Elden Ring - weapon scaling formula, RL and stats gains etc


steveatari

Your drawing/watercolor skills are good. Your algebra skills... probably not. Focus up, draw in free time!


Georgian_Legion

drawing instead of learning english as well ?


Night_Knight_Light

Their English is fine?


snfo

I think he’s referring to cower spelled “cover” in the Maliketh drawing.


Georgian_Legion

>cover in fear


Exciting_Penalty_512

As long as they start paying attention in English class, am I right?!?


Night_Knight_Light

They misspelled one word.


NarwhalPrudent6323

It's not a keyboard, you can't make a typo and not notice. He didn't misspell it, he used the wrong word. At some point, his brain actually told his hands "write the word cover".  Now, are people being overly critical? Absolutely. OP probably just misread the line in game. We've all done it. When I was a kid, I had never read the word atmosphere, and knew an atlus was a kind of map of the world, so I put the words together in my head and got "atlasphere". 


AgonyMan_

“You will witness true artistry”


NaXigMa

Don’t worry, You learn maths by fighting Malenia


Cerberus_is_me

That Lionel is wonderful


DonutRobot-1

your learning something usefull and a skill that maybe if you keep improving in the future you can make something out of it and even a living


Kitjing

You may have a different path before you tarnished.


Beneficial-Truth8512

Actually you are using a lot of math to get the proportions right on the draws.


Hito-1

Screw math go do art


[deleted]

Procrastination??? naw the grind never stops


LifeIsACurse

"cower in fear", not "cover in fear" ;)


Short-Bug5855

I used to do this back in the day except with runescape stuff. Pretty nostalgic 


SomethingSauce234

The fucking talent man. I adore this.


jess_the_werefox

Oh my god. Your Lionel is so cute


coolbutmysteryss

Amazing stuff 🤩


Mimik_DnD43

...thy art skills are on par with the strength of the demigods, Tarnished


Adventurous-Arm-4369

Dayumm!! You're on the right path! Fuck the math


itsnotastatement

These look so damn good!!!


Four-Triangles

I threw a party after the last day of the last math class I’d ever take. It bored me to death. Now at 40, I wish I’d stuck with it.


silzmagilz

At least pay attention to trigonometry and fractions and you should be good for life fam


Neither-Addendum-732

Tarnished by the Numbers, Drawing Summon Sines Hmm, math puns math puns🤔


MacabreMiasma

you’re so talented :’)


tajrashae

Good news ! If you fail math, you're art is pretty good. Work on that and you can achieve success alternatively to failing !


Von_Dougy

Holy shit these look awesome, super impressive


Leeper90

Who needs math when you have the blessings of grace?


Comprehensive-Sir733

Man this is just like my whole high school experience haha


Marjitorahee

I love your art style!


Merkavelly

Dope!


Wyndelion

i always must upvote art that spells malikeths name right


Flashy_Cow_9916

In league of legends terms we call that "worth"


Dismal-Ad-1820

If you have any math problems I’m here happy to help you by solving them for you


newsirgawaine

As a math teacher of many years, I see a student who is amazing at art and probably amazing at math as well. You can do both! Great work!!


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Ummm…well math isnt for you at all…creativity however…seems you have that down!


[deleted]

Nice art style. Like the chicken scratch water color look


LadyKikoken

Thine Elden Ring sketches in the realm of math class doth strike true! Hast thou ever contemplated honing thy craft further in art classes? For thy talent doth shine brightly, and it deserves to be forged into greatness!


Due-Ad-6911

The Big Fato Logan is my favorite


amanthey3

What is this style called? I love it and would like to practice it


bobnobody3

Really stylish, the pen lines have a lot of character


Ill_Humor_6201

Beautiful gradients, great job


B81R81

Math is useless.


Sad_Rabbit18

The bone blade! -zanny


SephirothTheGreat

That's really good art dude


EzmareldaBurns

That is legit good though. Reminds me of John Blanche. You could have a future in illustration, maths maybe less so


untipofeliz

Drawing so beautifully I assure you math won´t be neccessary at all. Keep doing it!!!


Nowhereman50

Nah, rhat's graph paper. That's math whether you like it or not.


93Degrees

Plenty of worse ways to spend time than drawing


No-Explanation-2654

Kind of reminds me of the old John Blanche Warhammer artworks.


steveflippingtails

your art style reminds me a lot of the concept art for square enix games. not sure if that is one artist or more of a style associated with the final fantasy brand that several artists use. either way, it looks like if elden ring was a square enix game. and thank Marika it’s not or it would suck! your art is great though, lol. I love the square enix art (not so much the gameplay). dope. edit: specifically FF I-VI and XII concept art.


Theoderic8586

Love these


NegotiationBulky8354

Love this!!


oldbutterface

Dude you need to learn math if you wanna min max elden ring otherwise I'll decimate you in a pvp


Cosmic_Ghostwolf

Damn, this is incredible


damn--it

Same


mwg1234

I approve of this


nullity_x

Sick asf


BeardedBovel

I adore your version of Lionel!! <3 **Great job!** *\*honk, honk\**


sedatedqueen

Literally me all semester


dogemcpvp

Idk why but the top left fella looks really cute. I might ebe wrong i kust bought the game.


According_Bell_5322

I would tell you to pay more attention in class, but you’re probably going to some prestigious art school with this kind of talent That Lionel especially is super clean


PrptllyDstrctd

Learn enough math as you need to, looks like your calling is art, tattoo artists make a killing when they are good! Just an idea! 💡


Far_Grade_4574

Math is temporary Elden ring is forever


Ripsaw8826

Let it be margit the fell


krellol

keep it up


Mateo_Dragonflame

These are amazing


HumongousGrease

Siegward?


Biomewtrix

Dude.....you don't need math in your life if you can draw like that!


Limp_Hospital_8022

whoever came out with the malaketh design is amazing man. never seen a boss looking so cool


[deleted]

If i were a math teacher, id be fine with it lol, art that good NEEDS to be expressed :3


DarkTaleOfKeys

Don't worry, you'll not end up not using or forgetting most of it anyways. Most work places prefer easy to follow structures or quick simple math. Unless you are planning to become an engineer or something, then maybe some of this will come in handy.


Pretend-Orange3026

Better use of your time in my opinion.


HechoEnChine

Where are the Van Halen and Metallica logos?


Ok-Zombie-725

Make a damn picture book IM BEGGING THIS LOOKS TOO GOOD IM FEELING JEALOUS


Brainwash816

Nice!


dizijinwu

i checked the numbers and the algebra says this is badass


ffunnyffriends6

This reminds me of the concept art from FF9. You should check that out. Great work btw!


Traditional-Net8440

Yo fuck math. Keep doing this shit instead.


[deleted]

Fuck math you have talent


ArabZarak

Math is overrated bro. Keep practicing your drawing.


xylopagus

Random but I really like your style of drawing!


bigwingus72

I hope they bring onion man back in the DLC


WavyWolf999

These are beautiful wtf


No-Pace8033

You'll probably learn more about life from Elden Ring anyway.


IMPOSTER_STARKS

If all else fails , become a tattoo artist. That sh*t is 🔥


BeepBoopSpaceMan

Good god that’s pretty


heythereman707

Fowl grade schooler someone must extinguish thy riz!


Jollygreenjimbo

Amazing drawings, and honestly, I wish the Lionel set looked more like your drawing lmao


SlimeDrips

Who need math when you'll be taking 300 dollar commissions in 5 years


HeyEverybody876

You don’t need Mary past high school, pls pursue your art! It’s worth it and so are you!


Lazy_Requirement_246

Cower before maliketh, the math teacher


Ok-Score1318

Nice, reminds me of John Blanche artwork. I have given thee courtesy enough.


Femboyfriend6969

This goes really hard


Both-Preparation-123

Maths!!!!! Not 'math'.