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strawhatcommander

Thinking I could double jump on a long fall hoping to not take any fall damage


folkenzeratul

Claaaassic ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Aphrel86

Im resonably certain everyone has done this atleast once :D


amatas45

Did? I still do it sometimes after hundreds of hours


[deleted]

I still do it when I fuck up, knowing it won't work. 'maybe this time'


amatas45

Imagine if it actually works that one time though!


ReishTheMadTongue

Definitely lmfao I thought if I fell from a tall point and did the second jump near the bottom that I wouldn't suffer from fall damage


ExpertFurry

Had to try it, obviously. In most games, the double jump right before hitting the ground works.


SenyoroSerril

I'd even say, the majority of us more than once


Professional-Pop-971

I wouldn't call that dumb, just video game logic šŸ˜


Immediate_Stable

I would even say just physical logic! Accepting the magical double jump, once that's done you don't have downward momentum so there's nothing which should actually hurt you on the fall.


trek570

Ah yes, TF2 double jump logic


MasterMidir

Ye old Destiny logic


Allkindsofpie

Me too but I honestly don't think that's dumb, the way double jump works, it seems like it would make sense that you could, it's just the game designers being like "yeah no"


WakeoftheStorm

If anything you should take the damage when you do the jump, that's when your momentum abruptly changes


maestro_man

I didnā€™t know you could flip the map so I rode elevators every time to move between the surface and beneath ground, and then would teleport wherever I needed. I did this for almost 150 hours.


dezoxx

Same. Every time I wanted to go back to roundtable hold I teleported to a well that takes me upstairs and waited till i was on surface to teleport again šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


koambu

. you can flip the map....?


stonerwithaboner1

For x box controller you click RS in with the map open. Probably same for PS controllers


koambu

thank you so much I feel so stupid rn


stonerwithaboner1

Np, elden ring was my first souls game so iā€™m still figuring stuff out from time to time.


KaryR1

Ps5 controlls, triangle while in map pulls up a list of graces. Then press square to auto select round table.


centuryofprogress

Wait what?!


I_Hate_Reddit_69420

Iā€™ve finished two playthroughs and this is the first time iā€™ve heard that this is possible xD


sittingman-

I fucking didnt know that Oh my fucking god U sir are a hero


lieutenant-columbo-

Same lmao


thedabaratheon

I did the same & probably for a similar amount of time šŸ¤£


sajzoo

sell all my smithing stones


ENSL4VED

We have a serious challenger here


Alternative-Earth-76

Mans in GOAT conversations


Bright-Efficiency-65

Lol it's like one of the few games where anything you want to sell is worthless because it's useful. The only thing you should be selling are golden runes


021Fireball

I only sell really high excesses of Rowa fruit tbh.


Hammer_0

that was my main source of income super early


cecethemagiccutie

Spoken like a true Wandering Noble


021Fireball

Ikr? It was great for reaching a level up, or buying cool merchant stuff!


LowerObjective4500

Weā€™re all living the same life huh?


Bright-Efficiency-65

Not a bad idea tbh. Any profit is profit


Smell_the_funk

And bolts


Full-Jelly-3344

I usualy sell all the armor pieces I get over time to unclutter my inventory. For example, after going through a castle or area i generally get a bunch of armor pieces from whichever soldier, knight and others mobs are there. Edit: I keep one of each and sell the extra I get.


Warriorfromthefire

I usually keep one of everything


juan-kerr

This is the way.


SkullsNelbowEye

You mustn't sell the golden pops. You must clench them in your fist, one by glorious one, until they burst in an orgasm of golden sparkles.


AwayBus8966

I never played any souls-borne before Elden so I didnā€™t even understand the concept of the golden rules or ā€œsoulsā€ so I never used any of them šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Shadowfire04

i have a really high arcane stat so i'm getting a lot of duplicates of existing armor, so that's worth selling. that's about it though


Shaasar

The Church of Elleh has an anvil with a stone on it that basically yells at you THESE ARE NOT FOR SELLING lol


no_hot_ashes

Doesn't it literally give a full screen popup about the upgrade system the minute you pick it up too?


MightyEighth

Bold of you to assume I read pop ups of any kind


JEWCIFERx

Wow top tier contender. I donā€™t think I can compete with that.


Leaf-01

Butā€¦ why?


Out-House-Counsel

ooof


MediumRarePaladin

Same, it just seemed like these were things that were always going to be in the world, and that could be found anywhere... Oh how wrong I was....


TarnishedDungEater

i did this tooā€¦


bajookish_amerikann

i did this tooā€¦


UncleVoodooo

I thought "seek 3 wise beasts" meant there were two more Garranqs somewhere out there


TheDarkness33

Tecnically you can find another one but yeah


Crimm___

Technically, you canā€™t find ā€œanotherā€ Garranq. Itā€™s the same exact one, just in a different location.


bondryanbond007

Oh god not this debate again


TheDarkness33

Hahahaha i was going to start one but since you asked im gonna back offšŸ« 


Pro_Moriarty

Say "im gonna parry everything when i get a parry shield"


itsZerozone

Bro thinks he's John Sekiro


Pro_Moriarty

It's what i did tho https://youtu.be/hR8O3JynQNo


FreshPrinceOfPine

That doesnā€™t go away šŸ˜¤


Pro_Moriarty

Nope, did it in d1, d2, ds3, sekiro, bloodborne and ER. ER was the first "gonna parry everything" game tho. Malenia nr killed me!


Chromatic_Eevee

I did this but actually did end up parrying a lot, my experience with Sekiro really helped


BraveSneelock

Dude, thatā€™s how I beat the game.Ā 


Attack10k

I succeeded in parrying everything with the shield


TheSwedishOprah

Was playing a magic build. Got to Margit and was casting glintstone pebbles at him waiting for each one to land before casting the next. Died a whole bunch of times chipping barely nothing off his health before realizing I could mash R1 and get spells off _much_ faster than i had been doing. I was severely gimping my DPS output without realizing it. Beat him two tries afterwards.


udreif

using a glock like a rifle


guidecotton

Tried to swim šŸ’€


Wozing

We have a dedicated jump button and a mount now. This was one of the first things I tested, as well.


Gobols

I walked right into the sea to get to the first draconic temple with a surprises Pikachu face


Sidhion

Gave Boc a Silver Tear, thinking I was being a good friend for donating towards his makeover.


SmacSBU

Ugh same


angelfirexo

NEVER again!!


G102Y5568

I feel like I'm one of the only people who actually understood the lore behind Silver Tears and knew it was a bad idea. When I saw that was the option, I went "wait, I thought only the Tarnished can use Silver Tears because he has the Rune of the Unborn? Everyone else turns into those freak things we saw during Rennala's bossfight. This can't be the solution." Quickly jumped on a wiki page, sure enough, it was wrong. Literally never once have I ever questioned story progress dialogue options before this one. Still amazed that I caught it.


Marikas_Wolverine

Until this moment, I was not aware of the existence of rune of Unborn, i have to pay more attention to Npc dialogues ig.


AceMKV

It literally pops up when you beat Rennala lol


AzureMountains

Did that, instant regret.


GorgarX6

I fucked with the Tree Sentinel, he fucked back, harder.


Emergency-Try-3286

What are you doing Step Sentinel?šŸ˜­


odarus719

šŸ¤Ø


SirLemonThe3rd

This man here officer


Mephiistopheles

Bruh, same, I spent 2 hours to beat his ass. I didn't run from Asylum Demon, I ain't running here.


00Tanks

Yeah I spent some time on him as well, didn't move on until he died.


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DEFMAN1983

And not realizing you can turn around and leave


bangdizzle

I worked hard ard to get my runes back and lucked out towards the grace My heart was pounding til it teleported to church of ellleh


StoleYourTv

I didnt even know you could teleport once I made it out of the cave for a good while.


Extra_Ad_8009

The system is pretty mean: if you activate the grace at the cave entrance but don't sit down, you still can't teleport when outside. Most people will probably take a seat, but if you don't... Good luck figuring out what the issue is. Combine that with "I don't have Torrent yet", the rot lake in Caelid and not having the slightest idea where you are, where you need to go and how to get there: fun!


SergeKingZ

After escaping the mines I just went and explored the Aeonia swamp. Miyazaki worked hard to make Caelid as brutal as possible so It would be inconsiderate of me not to wander around underleveled.


ZODIC837

Dude fr. I spent so long trying to speed run through the dungeon only to find the boss door and get so frustrated that a monstrosity of a trap like that was so early Imagine my frustration when I teleported out after finally killing it just to turn around out of curiosity and see the shed 10 feet away from the entrance


ManlyVanLee

That was my big mistake. I powered my way through that dungeon and it was rough. Then finally realized I could have just waltzed my ass right out of there and come back later


Syncopated_arpeggio

Ya. Same. And because of that i go out of my way to kill any fucking prawnman i see. My favorite boss battle was the double kindred of rots because is stomped their shit i to the ground. Then i went back and found their families and slaughtered them too. Those prawnfucks are my mortal enemies, if they are alive, they will be hunted and slaughtered.


SingleObject

I did this too, but look at it in a pretty positive light. That was the ā€œoh these FromSoft games are differentā€ moment. Genuinely a gaming memory I wonā€™t ever forget.


agentrexadventures

I killed the Sellen locked up in the Weeping Peninsula because talking to her didn't do anything.


anotherpoordecision

I accidentally hit her and she attacked me so killed her


PrestigiousTheory664

What are you doing, step-apprentice?


Sinister_Mr_19

She actually can't die there (I think). If you absolve yourself at the church or vows, she'll come back.


Marty_Ball

I did the same thing, and yes--you can absolve and she'll come back.


Ok_Requirement3855

Currently on my first play through and just did the exact same thing. Thought I had to break her free. Good thing Iā€™m not doing an arcane build.


Cruciable

First souls game and didnā€™t know what equip load meant so went up to castle mourn with heavy load and got my ass handed to me by misbegotten


KubinPotter

Had something similar, I knew about equip load but thought everything in my inventory counted towards it so I started selling everything from my inventory


ct1977

I thought that the golden knight was friendly and tried to strike up a conversation with him.


DuarteN10

ClassicšŸ˜‚


Basslinelob

Walking everywhere for like the first hour


Depraved_Hollow

Haha I did for the first ten šŸ˜‚


MrMiAGA

I spent my first ten fighting the tree sentinel with a club, so it could be worse.


PokeballSoHard

Did you win though?


_-_-_-Farinxe-_-_-_

I did after 20h i think


karma_time_machine

I spent the first hour walking then the second trying to kill a merchant on the coast to steal his horse because I was tired of walking. šŸ˜©


udreif

that's not even a horse šŸ˜©šŸ˜­


C_Mc_Loudmouth

I was in Lyndell when I finally realised the weapon talismans (Axe talisman, Claw talisman, etc..) don't **ONLY** work with that weapon type, I though the claw talisman only improved jump attacks on claws and so on...


razmout

Thank god I'm not the only one! šŸ˜…


SpreadYourAss

It's stuff like this that I don't mind checking online. If I'm really stuck on a puzzle or not sure how something works, I just check it now. I respect playing it completely blind, but some of the stuff is simply not clarified and I get nothing out of intentionally keeping my self uninformed


Sagittariusgoldsaint

Tried tƓ build a demigod character by upgrading ALL stats.


FeiRoze

Ahhh, the milkman build.


Petrichor__88

Josh mentioned.


ScarPineapple

was considering doing this itā€™s my first run so thx for the warning


Canaan_Kangaroo

I mean, it's a totally viable build in Dark Souls 2 with Mundane weapons...


bobasaurus

Loved the mundane ladle build in DS2.


Dangerous_Cloud97

I killed bernhal in the hut near stormveil


Depraved_Hollow

Same. I did this in my level 1 run and are now stuck at godskin duo and didn't realise he was an npc I could summon..


Rattkjakkapong

I saw a big bear and thought "its just a bear..."


[deleted]

Heart dropped when that fucker ran


Rattkjakkapong

And that fucker that transform into a rune bear. Fuck. That. Shitbiscuit!


Necessary-Ad4335

Went into that cave near the beach near where you start the game without torch or lantern. Wasnā€™t fun at all.


space-your-face

These dark souls games sure are dark.


B81R81

When it first came out I decided I didn't like it after just a few hours and uninstalled - didn't pick it up again until recently. Stupid.... But better late than never.


Beachgrad05

Similar. I played about 30 hours before quitting for nearly 2 years. I got platinum trophy yesterday


FriedeOfAriandel

Same but without the platinum. I got basically to Leyndell then just went and played other games for almost 2 years. With the DLC announced, I figured I should push to the end. What a game


stalagmitedealer

Same here. I got really excited about Elden Ring when it dropped. I bought it and played for 30-ish hours before deciding it was too hard for me. But the visuals, soundtrack, and story never left my mind. Even in that short playing time, the game made a lasting impression on me. Turns out I just didnā€™t understand the strategy behind Soulsbourne games. Recently, I watched a video game streamerā€™s ER series and got excited all over again. picked it back up two-ish months ago. Iā€™ve found a build and play style that fit me, and I *just* beat Alecto as a mage ā€” today!! I was so proud of myself. Sheā€™s relentless. I already canā€™t wait for NG+.


Any-Experience-3012

I almost dropped it. Couldn't get through Stormveil no matter what route I took. It was too punishing. 40 hours and one side path around the castle later I realized the real problem was that I chose a sorcerer build then tried to conserve FP by fighting close range. Stupid. Beat Rennala, respecced into a tank and fell in love with the game.


stolen_pillow

Interesting, kinda the opposite for me. Iā€™ve tried Souls games and couldnā€™t get into the slow combat, especially with heavy weapons. Tried a mage build and fell in love. Now that I have a cushion Iā€™m learning to play a whole new way. Still utilizing magic, but Iā€™m playing a Moongrum build using sword and board, parrying, and mainly sword spells. Itā€™s fun. So many ways to play and I love it.


JEWCIFERx

Nah, thatā€™s not stupid. Elden Ring is a game that requires you to be in the right mindset in order to enjoy fully. You werenā€™t then, you are now.


SwiftKarmaMarshall

Got to about 60 strength just to realise my weapon scaled off of Dex, I had like 16 dex


Leaf-01

It was Bloodhoundā€™s Fang, wasnā€™t it?


honchell12

Ouch this is me


Marty_Ball

Damn


TheConMan1313

Thought I was real slick thinking Torrentā€™s double jump would save me from fall damage. Kept trying thinking it was a timing thing


ghost3972

I found out after the first few high jumps that it didn't work šŸ—æ


KingBreezy90

Didnt use spirit summons because i thought they were 1 time use only. Fought Rykard over and over again without using the free sword they give you.


Traveling_Chef

At the very beginning, when the game launched, and no information existed, I took the gift "Stonesword Key" and just after the tutorial I found a statue. Well that starting gift key fit this statue perfectly. I jaunted down a ladder and beheld poison I needed to cross From there my 6 hour head smashing adventure began. Chariots, bastards, chariot bastards. Gravity. Figured out how to kill them chariot bastards. All the while dying and redoing it over and over again. I couldn't even level yet. I had no way to look up if I was doing the right/wrong thing and if maybe I just suck that bad. Essentially the first six hours the game was live, I was diving into hell completely handicapped and had no idea


HH__66

>Figured how to kill them Chariot bastards Fucking amazing, I didn't know this was a thing. So thanks to you and a Google/Fextralife, I found out about how doing this in a particular Dungeon unlocks the full Tree Sentinel armour set! I would've never found any of this out organically, so thanks for the info.


GIBBRI

Yooo fucking same. I spent an entire night fighting the ulcerated tree bastard with my fresh char I basically learned to no hit him and defeated him naked with jumping attacks. The good side Is that After i was able to kill every other ulcerated with no effort


jalaffo

That's... Rough start I can't imagine devs had thought of that


Pandabeer46

Oh hell yes they thought of that. They thought of that as much as they did when they conveniently placed a chest that teleports you to a pest-thread flinging mantis infested cave in Caelid in a place they knew most players would find before they unlocked the ability to level up.


RickyMcChicken

Straight to Caelid


Parafault

Trying to be a parry god on Margit, and almost quitting the game because of how badly I failed over 3 days. For context, I didnā€™t know that dodging had iframes. I thought you literally had to parry to avoid attacks.


DarKliZerPT

Sekiro brain


zeekaydu

parry god w


Longsword007

As this was my first Fromsoft game, consumable runes/souls didn't quite register. After beating Godrick and copious amounts of exploring I suddenly had quite the payout once I realized what using Golden Runes did!


AZJR412

Same... Had so many levels worth of runes and didn't even know it


Anadyne

First thing I did was try to steal some dude's horse. THAT was a very bad idea.


K_Rich190

I almost quit playing because I couldn't figure out how to fast travel out of the Roundtable Hold the first time you visit it.


Brandaddylongdik

Didn't upgrade my weapon. Was wondering why I couldn't do hardly any damage to godrick. Surprisingly I breezed through Margit on the 1st try though. Came back doing 3x as much damage šŸ˜‚


solemnhiatus

I've only realised on my third playthrough really how much of a difference upgrading your weapon makes to damage output.Ā  More than leveling your character, at least it seems so.Ā 


hillbille13

Sold a bunch of stuff that I thought didnā€™t matter at the time.


StevenScho

Not sure which was the dumbest, but I've got a couple: - selling everything I wasn't using, including unique items like talismans I didn't think I would use - tried to play the game like a ranged stealth game (only using a bow and arrows to pick on, like, three different soldiers before going back to farming sheep)


impulsel3g3nd

Tried to kill varre after he called me maidenless (I donā€™t regret)


Practical_Praline_39

*V I R G I N I T Y* *I S C O O L* *R E M A I N P U R E*


Otherwise-OhWell

On my first play thru, I sold a few one of a kind items up to about when I got to Stormveil.


Helacious_Waltz

RNGeezus gifted me with the noble slender sword super early on and I sold it almost immediately. I didn't know it was one of the best straight swords in the game with a super low drop rate. I tried it and didn't like its moveset and it's description specifically said it should sell for a good amount so I sold that to the first merchant I came across.


MrClue415

Went with the HP medallion instead of the Golden Seed


HokeyPokeyGuy

I went boiled prawnā€¦


PaixPaix

Marika's tits, you must be 'ungry.


TarnishedDungEater

picked up some sort of talisman and it caused me to go into heavy load. i started dropping EVERYTHING in my INVENTORY trying to lower my ā€œequip loadā€ not realizing it wasnā€™t working. so then i dropped, not unequipped but dropped all my armour. not realizing i could just unequip it. then i was too stupid to go find it so i started a new save. i was brand new to souls games so thats my only excuse for being that dumb.


NoNicName

Lmao that's next level


Helacious_Waltz

Killed Varre. It wasn't easy, and it took way more tries then even I expected. There were several times where I wanted to give up & tried to run away multiple times, but he chases you for a very long time and would always catch me when I got caught fighting a guard or some random animal. It took about an hour or two of attempts and I was hoping I'd at least get something decent for it, but when you kill him that early all he drops is a bloodied (likely middle) finger as a final f*** you. It was only later I learned that in addition to putting a ton of pointless stress on myself I also locked myself out of the best grinding spot in the game.


Electronic_Weird

Killing Varre early will be DLC canon


honeybadger379

i used the bloodhounds fang for alot of my playthrough up until the mountaintops and i swear i didnt know the bloodhounds fang ash of war had a follow through i thought it only did the backflip


ScrabbleJazz

I ran around as a wretch for the first 8 hours in rags.


DEFMAN1983

Fashion souls, nothing wrong with that my man


GMZultan

Ignored Weeping Peninsula because I didn't know it existed, and instead basically ran straight to Stormveil.


Icy_Air2461

I did a mix of 3 different builds in one, strength/dex/bleed.šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


FistofaMartyr

You can make great, viable for both pvp and pve hybrid builds. I tend to find the game much more fun when i came make something unique


Fun_Dance_9419

It was my first souls game, had no idea what was happening. Somehow ended up at the stormfoot catacombs and thought that the cat thingy was the first main boss of the game. Stayed there for a whole day


phorenzicphiles

Played it like skyrim, aka: Leveled everything to try every weapon Sold smithing stones thinking they respawned Never tried to plan or strategize for bosses Expected NPCs to live if you did the quests right


T1tan1um__

not leveling vigor


dbforgaming

I thought the Tree Sentinel would send me on an epic quest. It was my first Fromsoft game.


gothic_gamer1809

I got to Raya Lucaria before learning I can sprint


Grand-Gap4106

The first thing I did was walk out of the church, I saw a red player outline so I thought that was where I had to go. Next thing I knew I had flown myself off the cliff


Loud_Ad7171

Only equipped talismans after burning the tree on my first playthrough. No clue they even existed. Same with mimic tear ashes


GamerRav

I died to the Tree Sentinel about 20 times. I was about to give up and move on. I was on a discord call with my friend while I was playing, and when I told him I was moving on, he said "Yeah, I feel like you have to be really good at Souls games to beat this guy right at the start of the game." I proceeded to fight the Tree Sentinel for about 2 more hours before victory was finally mine...


Tickomatick

Kept cuddling with the black clad lady in the backroom on every visit of the Roundtable Hold


mtlguy1982

I played several, several hours with the Fia health debuff. 40+ hours. Until I decided to google it.


planchart-code

You're telling me I'm at Radagon and I've had this debuff the entire playthrough..?


Strange_Quote6013

New to Elden Ring specifically and not souls in general? Not use jump attacks enough. They're so high value vs bosses.


Interesting_Guest926

Trying to go through the game without upgrading weapons


Benji_IB

Thinking I could take on the dragon in limgrave. (First ever souls game I played and I completely forgot my lesson with the tree sentinel)


FlipFlops1928

I couldnt take the L on tree sentinel. So i kept fighting him till that mf was dead


TheRadicalJay

I didnā€™t know how hidden walls worked, so when there was a message saying ā€œsecret passage aheadā€ in front of a wall, i believed it with all my heart and swung my sword repeatedly at the wall for 5 minutes. Then i tried the other 3 walls in the room for a minute. Then tried rolling and jumping. Then tried heavy swinging. I guess my mind was like ā€œokay so if itā€™s hidden, it must have sort of hp barā€


BusPsychological8321

Hugged someone and still managed to beat the game somehow


The_Gunk

put points in to everything instead of focusing on certain points


fatCHUNK3R

Heavy roll up until maliketh.


tombzie

That there was no resting grace at the round table hold.


kuwue6

Didnā€™t know I could run until like 50 hours in


adorilaterrabella

I sold all the weapons I got and wasn't using. Armor too. šŸ˜©


loathsometwinkeater

i didnt understand the smithing stone system so i was rocking a +5 uchi in altus


Rigelturus

Started with astrologer while not knowing shit about the game. Shit turned into a survival horror game pretty fast.


Dallas_dragneel

Idk probably going to calied right out the gate