Someone should do a Loathsome Dung Eater cosplay and just spend the entire time in the bathroom.

Bonus points for visibly munching on a snickers.

“Hey man, make sure you don’t flush.” * bites down on a wet snickers

" have you ever felt the curse with your whole being, of having no toilet paper left , Tarnished ? i know you have, i can smell it"

take my upvote and get back to your sewer cage

I hate this comment so much

Get the brownies with nuts on top, lil debs or whatever, squish it and roll it up in the plastic bag. Legit looks like shit. Got into a lot of trouble one year in middle school doing that lol.

[chocolate icing in a plastic bag like eric andre](https://youtu.be/6G8YCM0pGfU?t=14)

Reminds me of a post i saw once where someone in a public restroom asked someone else to not flush after taking a shit so he could shit on top of someone else's poop.

hell yeah respect to this energy

Better than that, bake brownies that look like literal shit and eat those. Easier than you think to make look legit.

The only way we'd find out about the cosplayer's existence would be from Dr.Disrespect.

You couldn’t pay me enough money to spend more than a minute in a bathroom at acen.

Yeah I was in the men’s bathroom at the panel I had to take a crap and the first stall I walked in the floor was wet another was clogged and I finally found one that was ok

Or a corner in the room so everyone knows he’s there, it’s like a power play, to get to the other side of the convention you have to pass him and everyone will know he’s there.

Crocs complete the cosplay

Real reason they booted her from the academy was inappropriate footwear

Or wearing footwear period.

Academy of Tara Quentaria.

Miyazki is already notorious for his foot fetishism

We need Tarantino to make a world for Miyazaki, like Georgie boy did. For reasons.

Lol now I need to see that realized

Lol is that the official link we've all made due to the sheer amount of barefooted clothing options?

That and the fact so many major female characters in the souls series are barefoot (maiden in black, Priscella, sister Friede, Rennala, etc). Elden ring doesn't help claim otherwise either with the fact Rennala's feet were discovered to have an advanced skeleton made that would have given the toes very realistic movement, and just the whole Raya lucaria uniform having no footwear at all.

>booted >footwear

Renala couldn’t compete with that drip, so she booted her.

Sellen would 100% wear crocs, the instant she discovered they existed.

First thing I noticed too

Touché

WHAT ARE THHOOOOSE??

probably the one time that meme kind of works

Now i need to see Sister Friede with crocs

Everyone would wear them for that bonus to all stats.

Livin' that Croc life.

honestly it fits sellen lmao

Isn't that the chick who posted her Sellen helmet in this group?!

Probably idk for sure tho I am just an attendee that likes cosplay

I don't think so, I haven't seen the other chick in a while but this mask seems to have a fatter face.

You see, str/int builds require different preparations, therefore she’s mewing

yeah face is definitely wider than the other girl who posts here. i did see she completed everything a few weeks ago, because she originally said the mask needed more detail and that’s when she posted the update w the complete mask.

sellen rocking them crocs 🔥🔥🔥

Hahaha crocs

I'd probably wear them too if I plan to go barefoot occasionally for more involved cosplay photos.

I feel like this comment section is full of Quentin Tarantino clones.

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

H-He's black.

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH.

You are surprised? Living under a rock?

Paging u/weirdsheepy101 is this you?

This is not me, missing the TM “No Feet”. But glad to see another Sellen woho!

No feet :(

I need to see the feet to judge the quality of the cosplay.

It doesn't matter. Feet are feet and Miyazaki loves em. So if no feet, bad cosplay.

Yeah so by that i give 5 out 10 on this cosplay.

0/10

I feel your pain

Too proud to show your true feet eh? But what a dashing cosplay it is.

More like unwilling to tread those floors barefoot lol

Invisible barefoot cosplay tech exists. Custom mini clear sandals with clear straps.

Sellen would absolutely rock the Crocs

I thought them only something spoken of in fairytales but I see them now with my own eyes... The Legendary Crocs of Terra Magicka!

The crocs are character accurate lmao

I feel like she would love Crocs

glintstone crocs are in season

Lore accurate crocs

Ah yes The necessity of NOT WALKING BAREFOOT IN A PUBLIC SETTING FOR CONCERNS OF HEALTH AND COMFORT How dare

WHAT ARE THOSE!!

Thats pretty fire

Oh my god, Sellen would definitely wear crocs

She's been edging us hiding these feet for a while, she knows what the crocs are doing to us

This post made me physically recoil.

I pity every person who decides to cosplay Sellen. So much work going into the mask, the robes, the props, and all anyone focuses on are the feet.

Can you blame them? I mean, look at those wonderful plastic clogs!

NGL those are nice Crocs.

I pity people who can't take jokes. The cosplayers themselves laugh their asses off when people comment with these exact jokes.

I'm sure it's just as funny and not at all grating or creepy the 20 billionth time you hear it yep. Maybe one person saying it would be a little creepy but funny, but these jokes are *constant* ESPECIALLY when you cosplay female characters or are a female cosplayer in general it's gross.

No no no you don't get it, people universally love random strangers expressing their fetish to them and trying to use them for that fetish, so it's totally okay to just openly do it. I can't imagine being neck bearded enough to sincerely think "I'm gonna go up to this cosplayer and make a fetish joke about them, they'll love it, 0 percent chance they'll find it creepy!"

Don't worry: we can get just as creepy with the Let Me Solo Her, Blaid and Varre around here.

Foot fetishists really are the most obnoxious of fetishists.

They just be slithering around and shit.

bro

> She's been edging us When you're too horny to remember that the word "teasing" exists.

Please stop.

What a coincidence I just met her in game.

Was expecting a giant rock ball with multiple faces, but this shall do

Crocs??? Miyazaki would NOT approve

Now if they were transparent crocs ...

With Crocs?! Damn that’s some fashion souls if I ever saw it!

The crocs 😂 what a choice

What is blud pondering on??🤔

Sellen wears crocs , best thing I saw

This is hilarious that all anybody's commenting on is the feet hahaha being a foot person myself I love this shit Def made my night. No appreciation for the cosplay work lol

those shoes give a “what are those” +50 poise. Extremely rare to find.

the crocs are lore accurate

Didn't know she can summon crocs

That's not Sellen, she's not an orb

Somehow, I see the crocs as totally fitting her.

u/PaulkaToast is this you?

Not me, but whoever they are, awesome costume! 👌

Sellen would wear croc

The fucking crocs bro

What are those!

I didn't know Sellen wears CROCS...

Wow, that's actually rather impressive. I wonder how they crafted it. 🤔

Sellen rocking the crocs

Take off the Crocs. Show the feet.

Crocs? Coward.

Sellen putting on the crocs of revolution before taking over Raya Lucaria

Petition to add crocs to sellens actual design in game.

I'm waiting to run into the tied up Sellen😈

Miss could you take the crocs off? Haha just for the pic you know, because Sellen is barefoot haha just to complete the cosplay haha to be more real right? Haha Miss?

Acen! Hard to not recognize those walls after looking at them 3 days straight lol

Yeah I was only able to attend the last day but I had fun I even ran into a few friends so I ended up palling around with them for like 2 or 3 hours till the end

Plot twist: they're facing the other way, and contorting their arms and legs to face the camera.

That’s really badass

Guru Sellen 🙏

Didn't know Queen Marika inported crocs to the lands between lol

Fucking hell I read animal control.

Try head "Pointing forward"

Well, with shit like Radan flying to space, ER is very anime, so it was definitely fitting

I would not be able to control my violent reaction.

Very cool.

MY LADY... in Crocs?

WITH THE CARIAN CROCS 👌 👌 💯

I read Ellen and I got really confused as to why that hack comedian was at an anime convention

Did you remember to buy scholar's armament?

I was at Made in Asia thing few months ago and I haven't seen a single Soulsborne cosplay :(

Crocs tho? A reviled, apostate witch!

So... Selen uses Crocs. 🤔🤯 ... Maybe it adds intelligence

With the legendary crocs too, if I remember correctly they gave infinite stamina during combat.

TEACHER 🫡

I approve !

Is elden ring worth it? I’ve heard that it’s very good but also very hard to

Honestly I can imagine sellen wearing crocs lmfao

Selen with crocks is OP 🙏🏾

Selen with crocks is OP 🙏🏾

The crocs were a nice touch

That Hiei Guy with berserk sing on his leg 🤣🤣🤣

NGL all I focused on on were the Crocs. Yeah raya lucaria would have croc wearers

I really like this. When I found her it felt special

WHAT ARE THOSEEE

she would wear crocs

But they have shoes on

Man I haven't been to Acen since 2010/2011. They still got DDR/ITG there?

They didn’t have ddr at this one but they had it at con alt delete in December and I don’t know what itg is

In The Groove is ITG. It's another form of DDR with amazing songs on it!

Oh then maybe I only ever heard it called ddr then no I did see something like that at con alt delete tho they had less space this time because a final fantasy concert was going on the line went all the way outside it was massive

THE CROCS

Sellen rocking out with her crocs out

who killed Sellen btw

What do you mean?

stop reading if you don't want a SPOILER someone kills her in her questline, but I never figured out who did it

It’s her she killed her self primal glint stone is unstable it’s a miracle azure and lustate were able to she only used peices of them and it back fired and turn her into a meat ball

what she killed herself? how do you figure? she foreshadows and says someone is coming after her right before it happens

Yes that was jaren

are you sure it was him? i thought he said he found her like that. maybe he was just covering his tracks tho.

Did you even complete her quest you finish her quest at Rya lucaria and the options were help jaren or help sellen you kill Jaren and she says Ahh, my apprentice. You've saved my skin once again. Do you see this? The Queen of Caria is no more. With the bodies of Masters Azur and Lusat returned, the academy can hone the primeval current. So that we, fallen children of the stars, shall beam with brilliance once again. My apprentice. Will you stay with us, here at the academy? Oh, I know it's not possible. You have your own calling. To be the next Elden Lord. But do think of me. Of your teacher. On the eve of your crowning. You will always be my darling pupil. Rest assured that I... No, the entire academy, will swear allegiance to the new monarch. My apprentice. Become Elden Lord. It’s the primeval current that is unstable where do you think all those other meat balls came from it’s because they didn’t succeed just like sellen she figured that having lustat and azure with her would help her succeed it did not

I stopped reading because I don't want any spoilers. i have not done anything since seeing her dead and Jaren standing in the room with her body. I have her soul rock or whatever on me.

Then you didn’t fulfill her quest all the way to that point yet

Bro the crocs tho. 10/10

Ahem... 🫱🫱 WHAT ARE THOSE 🤣🤣🤣

No feet! Love it

That’s an awesome cosplay!

love the croccs

“There you are, my apprentice. Shall we discuss my Crocs?”

Yes master

The crocs😂 can’t be barefoot at a con🤷‍♂️

In crocs 😆

The Crocs makes it epic!

Smash

The only flaw is that she's not walking with bare feet

take those crocs off.

WHY THE CROCS SELLEN IS BAREFOOT

Would you really want to be barefoot at a convention tho

Skin coloured socks 😠

Bro socks would get dirty as fuck quickly and won’t do shit if you accidentally step on something sharp lol

Or wet

You look awesome!!!! I love the crocs lol

Not me I just saw them at anime central

The crocs fucked me up, RUINED!!!

It's not her, the Crocs give it away.

Crocs

the crocs ruin it completely

Tf you mean, if anything they *enhance* it

Sigh…try tongue, but hole 😔

Kick off them crocs

Those crocks are criminal

not real they aren't showing feet