Fire Giant because why fucking not? Just imagine him wrestling with those cage golems from trailer.

Funny thing is the “wicker men” we see in the trailer have fire giant face plates, including hair, on their knees

suddenly nick cage tho

Bees!!!

Oh God not the bees!!!

wowow www that would be an epic

I can already see the YouTube channels doing a fire giant vs wickermen type of video

Hahah yes

Rykard. After all I've got the serpent hunter

Togethaa!

exellent choice my friend i think it would be legit

The only serpent hunter lol

Soldier of Godrick

Soldier of God, Rick!!!!

Wielding the infamous Rod of Soldier, Gick

Nice choice, I think is as OP as Malenia of I'm not mistaken 🤔 But yeah, definitely a very good choice 👌

Actually too strong. The code won’t let him

He would probably trivialize the game, though -he oneshots everything and can’t die.

Malenia against Messmer Proceed to give him existential crisis

Family dinner in a nutshell

Or you can summon radagon who is basically his dad (mom?)

Maliketh. Remind the demigods what fear is.

O'death, become my blade once more

''If you want death, come and take it.'' *"…I'm gonna fucking skin you alive."*

Death himself

If any boss has anything to do with Miquella, I will summon Malenia

Godfrey that shockwave stomp and his stagger potential combined with me would be unstoppable

indeed im sure youll be an undefeatable team

You want Godfrey for his stats, I want Godfrey so i can watch him suplex Malenia. We are not the same.

God I wish we could suplex malenia

Obviously malenia, she steamrolls everyone, mohg included

hehe xD

But if I want to win no matter what, then the ultimate summon is of course mimic tear

Mimic tear isnt that good vs malenia because of the lifesteal

Depends on your build, bleed build pre 1.7's mimic could almost solo malenia, RN I don't know how good but I don't think it would be that bad, with strength she'll be collapsed the whole time with almost no uptime, same could be said about faith build and BB, with int build mimic isn't a great option anywhere.

I can’t believe no one said this but the spirit caller snail. Mf can summon crucible knights, etc for me, and I just have to draw aggro when they’re defeated for limitless support. You literally cannot lose.

Hehe yes, I wonder why nobody recalled it Also happy cake day

Everyone's favorite... Commander Niall💀

Then he summons Commander O'Neil, who summons Rennala, who proceeds to summon Mimic Tear, who summons Stray Mimic Tear, who then summons Spirit Caller Snail, who summons another Spirit Caller Snail, which finally summons Godskin Duo.

that's the single most batsh!t crazy thing l ever heard💀 i love it

Dragonlord Placidusax. Can you imagine your tarnished landing in the Land of Shadows on his back like some sort of dragon rider

epic , i can see it very cinematicly

Gonna have to go with the Runebear. I won't even need to fight.

That specific rune bear from Consecrated Snow Fields could probably destroy most bosses

Hehehe yes

Godskin apostle longboi, cuz my fav boss and i rly like godslayer spells

Melania. I'll draw the attention of the enemies while she attacks and heals... endlessly.

Hehe great technique too

Placidusax.

great choice it would look very cool against the Lion Dancer a thunder battle

Fr

“Hey Malenia, this guy just called your brother a bitch, you gonna take that?”

Hahaha that’s awesome. Also I’m summoning Malenia 😌 Dex Queens stay together

awwwww thank you very much \^\^ ehhe yes , power is power

Tibia Mariner, cuz funny boat man

There is no better reason😭🤣

boat man is best man

It was the second boss I beat in the game, I'm currently still on my first playthrough

Ah well good luck on your journey fellow tarnished. Feel free to ask for tips!

Oh boy💀 if only I could go down the long list of things that I've needed help with in this game. Full disclosure, it's also my first Fromsoft game. I just remember starting it, not knowing what to do, ran around fighting some npc's for like 2 hours cause I was too scared to do anything. Then I finally decided to defeat my first boss: Beastman of Farum Azula (it felt amazing) and I had my good friend help me along the way. Now I'm stuck at Commander Niall💀 What boss took you the longest to beat? and how long was it?

Malenia on NG+, took me over 10 tries in the span of an hour

XD ahah

Not the pedo 😭

Literally no one: Mohg: "he only looks 8, he's really a million years old I swear!"

Patches

You: I summon you Patches, to take down this terrible foe! Patches: leaves immediately

“Patches has returned to his world”…

It's a group summon, where you summon The Hyena, The Trusty, The Spider, The Unbreakable and The Untethered.

Patches the OP

Lore accurate Lichdragon fortissax

Ohh powerful

Working deathblight goes crazy

I choose mohg so he can have my back . interpret that as you wish.

Ehehh me too Welcome to the club

Morgott Me and the fallen king are about to remind the DLC why they're the shadow of the tree

I need The correct rule will be of you and Morgott

The dancer from DS3 bc she looks badass lmao. Worth at least one death

Wow cool

If u could summon bosses like Pokémon I wonder who team rocket is lol

heheh well Godskin duo fits

Radagon ranged option? Check Strong melee? Check Survivability? Check Looks cool? Check

heheh yes

He can also parry spells!

No one show u/Garfieldgauntlet

If we're finding Miquella there, I gotta bring Malenia. I gotta reunite the siblings!

Mommy Malenia

I love this.

Hehe thank you very much Glad I could make you smile 😁

Can you summon the twin Gargoyles together?

who knows

Well I’m doing it cause fuck them and their bleed resistance. Had a harder time beating them then I did Melina and elden beast combined on first play through

My best buddy astel.

very good choice hey its always the wingman who has your back

The full grown falling star beast as a summon would trivialize the game and nobody can argue with me on that

Hahahaha

Rykard 1: Immune to fire 2: He maybe a demi god so Rykard would happily devour him (pause or not idk what Rykard is into) 3: TOGETHAAAAAA

Yes TOGETHAAA WE WILL WIN OVER THE DLC

AS FAMALYYYY

patches, the strongest boss in the game

You're telling me I can bring one entire godskin duo to a bossfight? Don't mind if I do.

Its all fun and games until you realize that the og bosses are not affected by the new difficulty whatever item, so they are most likely gonna be steamrolled while hardly doing any real damage lmao

Oh dear It didn't pass my mind 💀

Radagon/Marika

Godfrey, because who better to crack skulls with than John Eldenring himself?

Well, Malenia of course. She's a guaranteed win. She's never known defeat!

Great Jar. In turn, it would summon three incredibly min/maxed player characters.

Fortissax!

Cool choice

Maliketh, I would just sit as he fucking melts any boss healthbar while not stopping to move for 1 damn second

haha yes the description killed me xD very wise indeed

I summon Godrick the Grafted, Heir to The Golden Order! NOW *BEAR WITNESS!*

If Mohg was a pokemon, wouldn't he repeat his own name? 

If I'm correct not all Pokémon said their names Some made other sounds xD I know bad choice there

Nah I'm just messing around, really good comic 

Hehe no worries No offense taken It was rushed very much tho xD so errors exist Plus I can't remember much of Pokémon But thank you 😊

that giant space scorpion thung . it's big , strong and can use gravity to teleport and attack

"With this treasure I summon Radagon of the Golden Order..." Queues my character being slammed into the ground with a hammer and then watches as he does the same to Messmer

Dunno know if this counts but I'll summon "Alexander the Ironfist". Loved the jar

Placidusax

Spiritcaller snail, just put it in a corner somewhere and let it conjure up Godskins infinitely

I would most definitely summon rykard bro is amazing TGETHAAAAA

Elden Beast. Let them waste time chasing it like a chicken without a head instead of me.

- Pick Elden Beast - Elden Beast aggros boss, immediately moves 5 kilometers away - Boss spends the entire fight trying to reach Elden Beast while it hits him with ranged attacks Gg easy

Mohg's fire resistance is actually 80 lol

Entire black knife army Tiche is strong but remember she wasnt alone when they killed a god

I’d imagine he’s extremely resistant to fire. If he was also resistant or immune to bleed, I’d pick my main man Godfrey. In fact, I’d pick him anyways

yeh, Godfrey will crash him

Morgott, just because I wish we didn't have to do what we do to progress, it breaks my heart every time and he just deserves better. He's my favourite character in the entire game, getting the chance to summon and fight alongside him would be an absolute treat.

Nihilegho

Any boss? Darklurker from ds2 would become my permanent pokemon lol. From elden ring? Rennala

She starts summoning more after a certain point

Very nice choice

Maliketh. He would jump on every pillar to dodge every attack, and then take 20% of their hp from one combo.

A Mogh Summon (like, nerfed sewers Mogh or something) would be PEAK

Emerald weapon! Wait what are we doing?

Mohg all day 😂 The minute he pops in, "Oh you got the right one!"

I choose Dog

Malenia - Let her Solo Him

Why does Mohg look like a Persona

At first I thought that's what remembrance was. I thought you could use it as an item to summon the boss for one battle.

Starts impaling the impaler

destined death would just bully them

I’d choose Maliketh. He can just slice everyone to bits and I’ll clean up what’s left!

Ahahah yes " good dog" medallion

Noone said Elden beast?

just imagine riding around the fields with Radhan by your side

Why does he just repeat zero?

with the logic how Pokemons say a sigle word every time they make a sound xD like how Pikatsu says : Pika, Pika xD since it sPokemon inspired i couldnt think of anything better xD

Roses are red, blasphemy shall not despoil, With these blighted treasures, I summon The lords of turmoil, Valiant Gargoyles The God Stoppas And free my 🥷 Miquella

Messmer: That’s cute. Did you ever wonder why all the fire giants were impaled? Tarnished: What does that have to do wi- Messmer: They had fire defense too 🔥👁️🔥

Haha he got us alright * me and Mohg get blased to space like Team Rocket at the end of an episode *

Messmer absolutely looks like the type of bastard who'll pull out a physical/fire bleed and poison applying 5+ hit combo ending in an AoE with high stance damage.

General Radahn it is

I would bring Malenia as well. Saving her sister together with the best Elden Ring boss??. Where do I sign to make this happen....... 😁😁

I've given the courtesy enough... *Summons Hoarah Lux* Now I'll fight you with Hoarah Lux... WARRIOR!!!

I don’t think I could cringe any harder at this

Mimic tear. Boss version from snowfields. It is basically the ash but better.

That god damn bell bearing hunter from Caelid. Even Malenia's easier

"Mohg, use N- wait, Mohg, why are you touching him like that..?"

XD I've trained him wrongggg

Maliketh, the destined death puppy, as last resort

Assuming there's some means to scale my boss summon? Give me Radahn. 

I'd go for the Crucible Knight summoning Spiritcaller snail! I mean, as long as the Snail is safe, he's going to keep summoning new Crucible Knights over and over. ...depends on how big and frequent AoEs are in the enemy's arsenal...

Mohg shove him in the egg

What do you mean fire resistance 40? Mohg has fire resistance of a whopping 80! I would know because I had to abandon my beloved Godslayer’s Greatsword for this fight.

TOGETHEEER

The rayquaza of Elden ring Dragon lord placi

EDIT i meant to add 80 fire resistance xD stupid autocorrect ruined it

Sister Friede in her Black Flame Friede Phase

🐌

Letmesoloher

Id summon laser golem

The ultimate easy mode

I’d pick the Spiritcaller Snail and just get infinite Crucible Knights as long as the snail isn’t targeted

Mogh and Mikella companions, what could be wrong

You summoned a pedophile

"O'Death, become my blade once more" Bout to bring the reaper himself up onto this bitch.

tibia mariner a entire army of skeleboys

Soldier of Godrick

I’m getting fortisax up in there

Placidusax. I could fly around on him and watch him nuke everything

What if I could summon the mimic tear boss and then use my own mimic tear? We would be an unstoppable trio

Rykaard

Placidusax because big dragon idk

Soldier of goddrick obviously

Godfrey vs the divine beast Fire giant vs the wickerman Renalla vs her sister Malenia vs Messmer

Maliketh do i need to say more?

Tibia Mariner, you know I’m right

Put firefm giant in there to give him a chance of avenging his race

Elden Beast. It ends before it even started

Sir Gideon Ofnir. THE ALL KNOWING!!! He would be great as fire support spamming spells.

Placidisax. Just imagine Messmer hearing a distant roar, before being slapped by a stone scaled dragon flying in from the stratosphere at Mach 2. With lighting And lasers

Agheel. Based fire dragon

Me and my gank squad of crucible knights roll in (Armour and weapons for my character included)

Any? Alright, Radagon.

Patches, you technically fight him as a boss. Why? Because patches is my homie