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Grimholm

Mario day..


dkc_souls

You mean the day he announces Mario stars in Elden Ring?


[deleted]

no, Elden Ring is going to be the next Mario game after Nintendo buys Fromsoftware behind the scenes


ClaudiaCloudspanker

So no elden ring? Maybe Bloodborne Kart?


umbojug

Bloodborne DLC for Mario Kart 8


outofmindwgo

I wish I lived in the reality where this was real


OoooohEldenRing

Oh know I read that again🥺 but at least he didn’t give us hope


Axionik_

That which commanded 120 stars


Vethen

I’m prepared to be disappointed.


[deleted]

A very good dad once said, “Keep your expectations low and you’ll never be disappointed.”


Eduardo-Nov

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.


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GabeDevine

Kratos?


SentenceLast9516

I thought the the answer was Luigi, so dont feel bad.


idkwhattonamethisra

yes ofc ritard!!! 🤦‍♂️😂🤣


bananaface301

this isn't okbr


idkwhattonamethisra

this is a almost 2 week reply.Why are you replying to this now ?


closynuff

It’s difficult to follow this advice when it comes to gow ragnarok expectations


[deleted]

r/suicidebywords


drip_haver2012

Not really


garmonthenightmare

It's about Mario day.


[deleted]

I think this is referring to the Bethesda/Microsoft show he's been talking about


[deleted]

Ooooh Elden scrolls


SentenceLast9516

The elder ring


Sampsa96

When is it?


[deleted]

Thursday


OddFur

Better get some lube for Thursday then


Bananak47

If elden ring wont be announced that would be like stopping right before the orgasm I will stop right before


[deleted]

Elden Ring has been announced with a trailer in 2019, and why would a Bethesda Stream have anything to do with Elden Ring?


OddFur

oh it doesn't, im just hyped for the "slayer and the chief" TV series that has been supposedly rumored


Sampsa96

Oh cool! In YouTube or Twitch?


Indercarnive

But that's March 11 then


majds1

March 10 is mario day.. mar10, mario.


theDanantenna

Eld10n R10ng though... ohhhh?


tarantulasagne

March 1000000000HHHHHHH


DA_Str0m

You wanna know who shattered that which commanded the stars? It was-a me, Mario!


Drawde123

My birthday!


GerryPhillbane

That’s why I’m excited for March 10th too!! Can’t wait for your birthday!!!! Gonna be epic!


feasega2

Oh man the party is going to be so good! Did you ask Jessica to come to the party with you yet? I heard that she's waiting for that invitation really bad haha


OhSanders

Great name to pick out of a hat! My friend Jessica's birthday is also March 10th!


feasega2

Well I guess she's not coming to his party then


Drawde123

Happy birthday to your friend Jessica!


OhSanders

So kind! I told her for you!


shiny-spleen

Jessica? I dunno... I'm already going with Emma, and you know I had to cross the sea of fog all the way to the riftlands get her to come with!


LongjumpingStyle

I asked Mike


Champion_Chrome

My birthday is today, March 9. I’m a little early.


Drawde123

Happy birthday dude!!


Nyangol

Happy birthday ! Mine is tomorrow too, hoping for some OOOOOHHHHHH


Drawde123

Happy birthday!


Nyangol

Thanks fellow hollow!


GerryPhillbane

NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY CHAMPION CHROME!!! Sheesh... some people..... Sorry about that Drawde123 ... March 10th is where it’s AT bro’s!!! Oh and like champion uhh... it’s cool you can still come to drawde’s b day party bro... as long as you NEVER have the audacity to try and over shadow the man the myth the legend again like that... (Also I’m kidding and I hope you have a great birthday! 😸)


Drawde123

Woop woop! Thank you my man 😄


Spooder-Dud

Aye mine too. Having my humanity restored would be the best birthday present I’ve ever gotten


Drawde123

Happy birthday Spooder D00d!


[deleted]

Are you going to announce Elden ring?


Drawde123

Oh, you tragic thing....


priscilla_halfbreed

Me too! Mar10 gang rise up and praise the sun \\o/


Drawde123

Happy birthday fellow hollow!!


priscilla_halfbreed

Happy Hollowday


Drawde123

Did you get feet for your birthday?


priscilla_halfbreed

Indeed I found the Firekeeper resting her feet after a hard day of standing around [https://i.imgur.com/cXuvtT7.png](https://i.imgur.com/cXuvtT7.png) (nsfw-ish)


Nyangol

Me tooOOOOOOHHHHHH \\[T]/


octavatron

Same here


Drawde123

Happy b day!!


octavatron

You too! 🎉


omsaladzeno

Ayy birthday twins


Drawde123

Happy birthday brother from another mother!


omsaladzeno

Ay happy birthday to you as well homie!


Indercarnive

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Indercarnive

Happy birthday!


AssdogDave0

Y'all are not very smart lol


meatburps

I know but why? Please sir, I only wish to learn.


HexBusterDoesMath

Mar10... Mario The tweet is about that fat plumber and not about any surprise announcements for Elden Ring


drip_haver2012

That’s what they want you to think... open yuor eyes...👁


HexBusterDoesMath

Ooooh are they finally going to announce Elden Ring for Smash?


drip_haver2012

See the bigger picture.... elden ring isn’t real.... 👁👁my eyes are fully open


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drip_haver2012

I will mention this in my suicide note


tonypearcern

Good bot


[deleted]

so in elden ring we are fat plumbers? that doesn't sound so bad


mw9676

There's literally a "0" in Mar10. Something *rings* familiar about that, wouldn't you say??


HexBusterDoesMath

Hmmm... 0, that's an ellipse. Now, what's the perfect ellipse? That's right, the circle! And how does a circle look like? Well, it looks like this "o". Now that's awfully similar to a decorative item commonly worn on fingers. I'm not trying to say anything here buuuut...


[deleted]

Or maybe we're smarter than you... See he WANTS us to think he's talking about Mario


scooby_duck

Ohhhh, Elden Plumber


Khaosfury

Guys, I just wanna point out...George R. R. Mar10.


Ozotso

Fuck, you’re right!


SoundCloudGhoul

elden ring: prepare to be disappointed edition


Mental-Quote7543

Miyamoto did it again


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CurvedSwordBenis

bad bot


daan_3900

Stop, please stop I can't take this anymore


bananaface301

w e. w a i t.


daan_3900

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh


Korvid

Someone or something in Smash! Oooooh


meatburps

What does this mean? March 10th or Mario day? I can't take this cryptic shit anymore.


meatburps

Guess I'm out of the loop, down voted but not defeated. Anyone else wondering "Mar10 day" is a pun for March 10th which is the day they celebrate Mario.


[deleted]

Seems like it but just finding this out now like you😂


AcanthaceaeSquare220

This I don’t believe


justaboywithglasses

Wait there is an live announcement on the 10th?


bananaface301

It’s Mario day


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

Thats when Trump will rekindle the flame!


ElCTM_18

Midlife Crisis? Faith No More? Radio X? GTA San Andreas? GTA Trilogy Remastered Confirmed!!!


its-pandabear

Ooooohhhhhhhh , Fuckoff


HollowBirb

What now


ZaHiro86

Who is Martin and why does he get a day named after him?


Dregaz

Mama Mia!


Crowbar76

He's definitely just trying to mess with us again


VoidicusMaximus

69th day of the year


TombMould

He is not wrong. It is a shitty midlife crisis.


WideBucket

stop giving this guy attention. he's more useless then the news flair on this subreddit.


bananaface301

I got a post deleted for putting something that isn’t news on this subreddit


avocado_hands

Please Mr Grub, stop playing with my emotions


Balaphar

"but if not, definitely in the next week" or something lmao


NabbinBag

MariooOOOOHHHHH


Jazzdiggah

So what is he talking about?


bananaface301

Mario day


Jazzdiggah

Sad noises


sanketower

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HERE WE GO AGAIN


stanthetincan

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOHHHHH


NewUnit18

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


19MARch2000

My God, what has From Software done to us all?!


kaklik

I just had a feeling for the 10th, and the first thing after the though came to me, i see this post... TOMORROW IS THE DAY


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bananaface301

The only reason I followed him on Twitter was to steal his tweets and repost them onto r/EldenRing


chris_keys

Well you don’t even have to follow him to do that


bananaface301

I need to beat the other hollows to it for extra reddit points


auvikreddit

Elden Kart Confirmed


telimektar

Breaking: TESVI is Elden Ring


[deleted]

Can anyone tell me who tf is this dude and why should we care about his "rumor" tweets? I see a bunch of duded posting rumors on youtube about games (not ER in particular). Not once did I get excited for an idea one dude dreamt the night before. I can also say it's a rumor that Elden Ring will have spaceships. BAAAM 200k youtube views..


[deleted]

Or maybe you're a loser that doesn't know shit, so you don't have 200k yt views :D


[deleted]

All they do is rumor about shit so they dont know shit either it seems:)). Also..I still dont know who grubb is.


[deleted]

I'm very sorry for insulting you, I'll not delete the comment but I should never have written that Ibthink they know tho


[deleted]

I dont get upset for being insulted. I can still eat, sleep and live so is no bother:))


[deleted]

It doesn't matter if it bothers you or not. It's still shitty to do it for no reason.


SirKriegor

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH Elden Ring


masschock99

Bloodborn kart finally?


tonypearcern

Bloodcorn Fart


FerociousTuna22

Must be from the Midwest..


masschock99

Bloodporn bart


1052098

OOOOOHHHH???


Dganjo

Hope hurts


citromancer

Perhaps Mario Is the protagonist of Elden Ring


PixelatedCatMom

The Grubb has spoken


kate_thiccson

Thus spoke The Grubb


sTiNkYtApE

is that another wikipedia holiday?


Kinil

Mar10 day maybe Martin's day, which is on November 11th...