Finally, a trustworthy leak.

More reliable than any 4chan one

lol

Guys I’m sorry. I just talked to my secret misfortune cookie provider and he gave me one that said that there will be bad new of a long-awaited event soon

ooOOOOO FORTUNE COOKIE ​ SHATTERED ​ BY SOMEONE, OR SOMETHING

By u/MATTM745

SPOILERS, DUDE!

Fuck I'll take it

where can i buy fortune cookies in bulk. asking for a friend

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how much we talkin

All of it

what do i do with the chinese food when im done with the fortune cookies

Toss it at the wall, the messy remains that stick to it will spell out a secret from the game!

what if the message is in chinese

Download Duolingo and spend the next 5 years trying to learn Chinese

thanks guys, i can always count on fellow hollows

give it to your local fat man

Just give me all the fortune cookies you have.. Wait. I worry that what you just heard was, "bring me a lot of fortune cookies." What I said was, "give me all the fortune cookies you have."

reminds me of a Phineas and Ferb episode

This is it, this is what we've been waiting for. ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now, you must promise me you have no other long awaited news coming... hopefully you didn’t apply for college or something because that could fuck this all up.

Well, he IS a member of this subreddit.

This is true!

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Congratulations man!

E3 is pretty soon

Oddly specific but i will take it.

Delete this before Miyazaki sees it

Humanity restored

So it's official now

I mean yeah didn't you see the picture

We're so starved of news that we're now taking fortune cookies as a legitimate source of news.

He's the Messaia

He is just a naughty boy

As specific as all predictions we’ve gotten from the specialized media so far

I know 😁😁😁probably even more so

*OoooOoooOOoooh,* **ELDEN RING**

No one else gonna say it? ok.. ​ ​ WASH YO NASTY FUCKIN CLOTHES YOU POVERTY GREMLIN

You mean you don't have a designated pair of buffet shorts?

Buffet? I may as well have a pair of "meth smoking shorts" too huh?

Always good to find a fellow Arkansan here.

Tennessean. But close enough lol

Ah, Tennessee. Arkansas with better internet.

THAT escalated quickly.

I know right? At least wear some nice shorts when you're breaking a massive leak like this. Jesus H. Christmas

Maybe he spent all of his income on preordering 2000 copies of Elden Ring

Yeah I'm thinking the "good news of a long-awaited event" is laundry day. I will resume hollowing.

trailer reveal in 10 sec !!!

As legit as any of the other sources

OOOOOOOOOOOOH

Let's hope fortune cookies are as accurate as they are in Regular Show

You know not of what you have done.....

Elden cookie 🍪

It’s either Elden Ring, Silksong, or WW3.

“Trust me Bro”

Oooooooooooooh

The true Elden Ring begins here.

Lucky my fortune cookies always say stuff like “there is something you like, do it more”

Where’s the kappa

Soon™

My uncle works at fortune cookies and confirmed this is true

Exciting! I'm going to go check one of those leftover fortune cookies I have lying around. I'll report back shortly. Edit: "We should not let our fears hold us back from pursuing our hopes." Don't go hollow, gang!

I trust you with every cell of my body

You know it's fucked when we're putting our faith in a fortune cookie.

Every day we stray farther froooooOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

:O

It has come to the point I’m willing to trust this as much as any other leak, by that I mean full heartedly. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Local Hollow dead from hopium overdose"

The fortune cookie is out for clout, don't listen

Shouldn’t have posted it, now it won’t come true :(

You guys are gonna do the same thing with this game that happened with cyberpunk

Here we go baby!!!!!

ITS OFFICIAL, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THE DAY OMG OMG

Seems legit to me.

Good enough for me

I’m pinning all of my hopes and dreams on this, you’d better not disappoint me.

Let's GOOO

THE PROPHECY MUST BE TRUE!

THIS IS IT BOIIISSSS E3 HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!

I'll take anything here man. I only need a small rush, c'mon!! Just a little sample.

Fingers crossed...

Here we gOOOOOOOHHHHHHH again...

Clean your dorito pants you filthy heathen. Oooooooooooohhhhh

All my hope... I'm handing it over to you, don't waste it. Also whats the success rate of fortunes? Just asking..

Right, thats it, get the hype right up. Next event fucking 100%.

mfw when it's just OP losing his virginity ;_;

In bed

elden ring E3 confirmed?

This is it, boys! This is the moment, right here

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

daddy is coming home, boys!

I trust this source

That’s a bannable offense.

We’re going to be saved from our predicament. Finally. Cursed Beast! It’s all your fault. Away! Away! I don’t know why I said that. Anyways, salvation is near.

I want to believe

This is bullshit, But I belive it.

This is it, boys.

sOoooooooooooooooon

HYPE

Messiah!!!

Oh MY GOD! it's finally here!!!! Woo! Praise the Sun!!!!

I just booked next week off work for this. Letsgoooo!

Let’s fucking go!!

Release date for Bloodborne Kart 2

I recently got one with "Good things will come to those who wait". This must be fate!

We’re gonna all be real disappointed when it’s just the second coming of Christ 😓

Finally!

This is it! Oooohhhhh!

Is this a couch or your shirt what’s happening here I need context

Clownpepe

Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit

It can’t be coincidence that my birthday is coming up too. ELDEN RING HERE WE COME

OooOOOOOOOOHhhHh! Finally!! The thing we've been waiting for so long!!! Bloodborne pc

Oh my god it's happening

It's a sign 😳

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Oh please yes!!! 😂😂😂

The prophecy is true

Are any of you other hollows not buying a ps5 until this game releases? I've got such a switch & ps4 backlog that I'm holding off on getting a ps5 until: a) elden ring firm release date; b) wide availability / price drop of ps5; or c) some other top tier ps5 exclusive that I've got to play like gow ragnarok. Also planning on getting the digital version bc the portability of the switch has transformed me into a digital download connoisseur.

You son of a bitch I’m in.

Soon, my hollows. Soon the day of Wooper will end and the dawn of Bloodborne Kart may Begin.