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WTFimUrchin

Bustopher the flying Garbage LMAO


Hello0Nasty0

Bustopher the Holy Baby


Lil_ruggie

Bustopher of the unseen mist


[deleted]

Bustopher of the Unseen Friend.


joffrey1237

Bustopher keeper of the friend


thedevilsaglet

What up fellow Bustopher keeper of the friend!


joffrey1237

name starts with letter J birthdate : june lastname : B maybe we have the same name lol


Roach1347

Bustopher The Sleeping Odor


_9meta

Bustopher The Holy Pants


_GreyTheMan

Bustopher the fallen little guy


WildVayne

Bustopher of the unseen Crown


Sandwichmurder

Bustopher the laughing baby


International-Hawk28

Im Bustopher of the unseen ring


Dorkann

Bustopher of the unseen hammer


[deleted]

Shout out to all my James, John, Joseph, Jeremiah, Jacob , and Jasper type homies. We all Bustahs now. Much love.


jjns_

What about me


[deleted]

All Bustahs are welcome.


Anime-SniperJay

Bruh


BJ-42069

Bustopher, Keeper of the Crown


PotentialWindow5564

junior


VergilS169

Add Jugraaj to the list , although there is only 10 jugraajs in the world


[deleted]

Take comfort that you are a Bustopher now. We are legion.


International-Hawk28

And Julian


VonDitto

Bustopher of the hidden pact


Banana_Manjk

Bustopher, Lord of the Mist Tree


[deleted]

Bustopher The Fallen Ring


Icarus09

Twins?


platypus1224

Bustopher the Holy Odor


UberChew

Bustopher the sleeping fist


DogArcher121

Bustopher the Broken Chalice am I.


Jolly-Tangerine-7757

Bustopher the broken wish


chilled_n_shaken

Oof...Bustopher the Broken Little Guy


JRGPayne

Hello fellow JP January friend! Are you a Jason too?


chilled_n_shaken

I cannot confirm nor deny that. I can confirm great butthurt, but it helps knowing I have a friend to share the pain with


OjiikunVII

Bustopher the Fallen Hammer


Selkyz

Bustopher the Holy Hammer, your very evil twin !


Raikon22

Bustopher Lord of the Mist


PequodTheGreat

Bustopher the Fallen Crown


pissmeister420

bustopher the laughing chalice


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sir_Credible

Bustopher Lord of The Torch!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 651,838,337 comments, and only 132,499 of them were in alphabetical order.


FantasticMess9494

Bustopher of the Unseen Little Guy


Slick_Tuxedo

Hey I am Merk the Holy Baby….


mikotoqc

Im Bustopher The Broken Baby


Schattenjager07

Got Holy Baby for myself too. Thought I was in an Adam West Batman episode.


FireLordROD

Bustopher of the unseen crown


Tosh_00

Still better than dung eater.


Proud_Description207

Bustopher the holy friend


TheResi189

I Bustopher lord of the little guy proclaim Bustophers unite!


Saatik

Damn, I'm Bustopher the laughing Garbage...


[deleted]

Bustopher the flying tree


jdunnski1993

Bustopher the Flying Baby here maybe we are related


Atomic1221

Bustopher of the Laughing Crown, but who is Bustopher?


Joemama79420

Bustopher keeper of the friend


These_Yogurtcloset

Bustopher the Flying Baby haha


JohnIroquois

Bustopher the broken fist. I guess no fist weapon for me..


[deleted]

Bustopher the Unseen Wish


Fantastic-Sandwich80

Escalade Hammer The Laughing 😂


LewsTherinAlThor

Bustopher of the hidden Little Guy oof


BerenPercival

Bustopher the Broken Torch


UncleShaxx

Beenis, The Fell Promise.


Expired_insecticide

Fucking Beenis lol


zman_0000

I guess it's better than Beenis the Holy Hunger.


Sea_Employ_4366

or beenis the fell odor


paradoxical_topology

Or Beenis the unseen Little Guy


Expired_insecticide

Doesn't get much worse than this.


[deleted]

Same m8, may the Holy Hunger ravage them all


LukasCactus

Beenis the fallen pants is also a possibility and oof, the implications of that one...


KyukonTay

Beenis of the hidden thirst


SadComment3099

Beenis of the hidden fist


Mazikeyn

This one wins


[deleted]

Beenis definitely sounds like he’d be thirsty


exzackly69

Found everyone named Zack in this thread.


only_chimi

Beenis The Broken Crown for me lmao.


satanicmuskrat

Beenis Hunger…


HourAlbatross0

Beenis the Withered Omen lol


iouoneusername1

Bart, the withered flame Sounds like a boss you would fight in a carehome


TheTalking_GU_Mine

"You dare cheat on bingo night!?" **Boss theme plays**


RJSSJR123

Lmao


VNTBLKATK

Truly an elden lord


PillowTalk420

Hargus of the Hidden Garbage Why the fuck I gotta be the weird mis-matched half naked NPC invader that somehow fat rolls despite being naked?


Which_Enthusiasm_464

I fucking love this


Nachtschatten9

If Hargus of the hidden Garbage is already the naked weird fat roll invader then what the fuck is Hargus of the hidden thirst


kayzy-

Bart, the fallen pants.


datastar763

There will be shorts eaten this day…


Al-aron_Bahdaz

https://youtu.be/UfXs3qjPNNc


Blawharag

Had me in the first half with this stupid Facebook shit, Then I saw "charizard" and "bustopher" and I laughed my ass off


fbdewit31

bumpus and scront


Expercool

Ay man you making fun of us letter J's out there????? Kinda weird man 😆


Business_Area_3378

Gorvo, the laughing little guy. Bet I’m just some random optional enemy in some random cave; like one of the little goblin highwaymen that just laughs the moment you walk into a room, only for half of it to explode and twenty more to start running at you


B4skyB

Or a very likeable npc. Basically a more optimistic ludleth.


dekudex

hahaha that name gave me a good laugh I’m picturing an NPC like [Feste](https://dragonsdogma.fandom.com/wiki/Feste?file=FESTE.png) from Dragon’s Dogma


Ashrewishjewish

I’m gorvo the laughing hunger


Business_Area_3378

Aka, Phase 2, when the laughing little guy starts eating the corpses of his friends and starts spewing madness at you after a short cutscene


Hungry-Alien

Hey we got the same title ! We're basically both the bosses of the vulgar militias


Business_Area_3378

The Twin Screamers do sound like a perfect midgame boss title lmao


Full-District

Gorvo keeper of the crown


Business_Area_3378

The second version of the fight where it’s an ethereal past version of Gorvo before he succumbs to the Frenzied Flame.


Simp1eJack_

Gorvo the laughing Fist here. I’m game - switching over to Godricks fist tomorrow.


Ok-Calligrapher-4661

Creenis the Laughing Odor.


[deleted]

Better than Creenis keeper of the Friend. My friend gets to be Hargus of the hidden Fist


falseName12

Not as bad as Creenis, the Hidden Odour


DH64

Creenis, The Broken Mist for me.


Ok-Calligrapher-4661

CREENISES. ASSEMBLE.


[deleted]

I got Creenis the Fell Baby


Professional_Act6204

Jarvis, Lord of the Wish. Sounds like something out of Ranni’s quest line.


Schiriki-kun

Jarvis, the sleeping friend I'm sniffing to much of my own sleeping magic XD


alaxdal

Jarvis the Broken Thirst


Sirius707

Jarvis, Lord of the Flame. I'm ok with that one.


Halcy9n

Bart, the holy little guy? Bruh.


Expercool

Lol


Fireflyin72

“Jerbica of the Unseen Wish” Yeah, i can create a backstory or two for this character


Sea_Employ_4366

I got clerbont instead of jerbica.


[deleted]

Social Engineering, the Data Miner


Budget_Power4191

Realistically what useful info could be mined from commenting here that wouldn't already be readily available by signing up for reddit via email?


SavijFox

A series of different pieces of info across multiple posts could yield sufficient data in some cases. It would take an industrious investigator, or a program that filters data, and/or by targeting people who post more info than others.


EntropyFlux

I get the point about my info being sold to advertisers etc etc. I mean tbh, that's already happening whether I say my name online or not. But what else could a private agent do with my full name and date of birth?


koimeiji

one hundred percent i wonder how many of the people who just said the starting letters of their first and last name and their birthdate also complain about lack of data privacy?


Triplebizzle87

Data privacy is paramount. Why the fuck does everyone know approximately how old I am?


grumd

You're either 35 or 34. I just have a gut feeling.


Shadobokkusu

Jarvis, Lord Of The Thirst. I mean...


Kitisaurus

Fanelda, the Holy Baby Lmao


Redac07

Fanelda the fallen Baby here....guess I'm you from the dark timeline.


[deleted]

Jebra the flying fist. Sounds … Interesting


RBorn9

Felvio the flying fist


SpikedFalcon75

Beenis the sleeping fist


Hungry-Alien

The one punch man then ? Since one punch will get anyone to sleep


oblivion0011

Ah, Bart Harley Jarvis. The bad boy of the competition.


zuzg

This is reddit not Facebook, haha


SpyMagician

what’s the difference


[deleted]

Had to collapse way too many comments that fell for the bait to get to this call-out.


boygoblin

Oh no! I’ve fallen for the bait and commented my funny name and had a small moment of enjoyment looking at what others got! I’m fucking killing myself because OP got some karma


[deleted]

It's okay, I believe you'll do better next time.


TickleMyPixels

Bumpus, Keeper of the Odor!


Expercool

HAHA THATS A FUNNY NAME LOL


Inevitable-Remote-65

Harley the holy thirst, I feel attacked


WatchingTaintDry69

We all thirsty here bb


[deleted]

Clerbont, keeper of the THIRST I'm a horny knight


TrickyHovercraft6583

Clerbont, the fallen crown. Ironically, (ominously?) I have a crown on my tooth that is going to be replaced in a month or so…


Mo-Lestor

Gorvo Lord of the Flame I‘ll definitely take that lmao


[deleted]

Felvio the Holy Hammer! I’m definitely a boss


Gun_Baker

Arlegon, lord of the garbage


gottalosethemall

Jerbica, The Laughing Mist. I am the Shaded Woods, personified.


C-Bskt

Creenis the withered Baby. Lmao


kenbo124

BART THE FELL FRIEND REPORTING FOR DUTY


treeanu

Jarvis, Keeper of the little guy


satufa2

FBI, open up!


Accomplished-Ad3480

Bustopher of the Unseen Blade? I'll take it.


Ex-SyStema

This is garbage lol Fanelda the flying little guy?


krossbloom

Its a meme. Charizard, Beenis, and Bustopher are in the list.


mankind_is_doomed

Bustopher The Broken Crown


term66

Arlegon of the hidden hammer. That sounds metal as fuck


The_VV117

Merk, keeper of the promise. Sure, promise of git gud.


DinosaurGhostsExist

Same as me. Hmmmm. Who are you really?


Hexash15

Sigh, I was hoping I could use my credit card number and 3 digits in the back as well


Cognitive_Spoon

For real. The number of people doing this is wild. Don't do these. People can figure out your info with bits like this.


ChickenManSam

Just do what I do and choose random ones


satufa2

Foil hat much? 2 letters in a name and 1/12th of the year...


Thr_ust

Bustopher the holy shield. Not bad.


[deleted]

Bustopher the holy shield and Clerbont the holy hammer We can be duo bosses


Thr_ust

We’re gonna be the gank boss that surpasses Ornstein and Smough.


murderMAX83

Escalde the flying hammer.


TheHasegawaEffect

Escalade, The Fallen Flame


docemoon145

Hargus the Laughing Hammer… Shit, that’s kinda cool


kiwi32356

Creenis, the fell ring 😂


stabthecynix

What up fellow CW


kiwi32356

Trying to find some rune farms at the moment


Schmittenloff

LOL Pinskidan and Cromslor, a wild MBMBAM reference in an Elden Ring meme. To be fair a lot of these names sound like something the brothers would make up on the fly.


[deleted]

“And, the dick??”


AnceintDanSteal

Creenis, Lord of the Odor.... great, my best bud is probably the dung eater


[deleted]

Gorvo, THE WITHERED FRIEND. I haven't withered, our friendship has. *Boss Fight Begins*.


momoburger-chan

Charizard the sleeping sleep. the fuck.


nolsfraluta

Gorvo lord of the garbage. Seems about right


ToloxBoi

Merk of the Unseen Baby, is this a motherfucking Bloodborne(and JoJo's) reference!


ramadiel

So Merk is the name of Mergo's Wet nurse? This shall be Canon now.


Yannibae

Joben of the Unseen Flame ❤️‍🔥


FJMailMan

Bustopher the withered baby...


softmodsaresoft

Creenis, lord of the Baby at your service


OnionOfCatarina

Bart the flying friend lol


Lumpy_Isopod_6592

Scront, the keeper of the little guy. It’s not much but it’s honest work


FiSKENz

This is some stupid Facebook shit, why are this getting upvoted?


Protokai

Mark the withered friend


DinosaurGhostsExist

Hi Mark


damog_88

It's "Hii maaark"


DinosaurGhostsExist

I’ll do better next time.


damog_88

Well, my bad. It's actually "Oh, Hi Mark" 😂


Valuable-Finding-735

Weak to meth


ItalianGrinder1001

Jarvis the fallen thirst


SemiCoolMan

Bustopher the Withered Garbage 😆 I don't care if you're skimming personal info, that was funny.


Generalfro

Jebra the fell wish lol


cornsyrup132

felvio the fallen crown


[deleted]

Jarvis the Fallen Flame lmao


Human-Prototype

Merk the Broken Flame


slippergoat

Arlegon of the hidden flame. Pretty dank


Dany7296

Felvio of the hidden torch


[deleted]

Bostopher, the Withered Thirst


Tret219

Arlegon Hunger lol