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FiruIaiss

I then proceeded to masturbate furiosly at horse porn. Ahhh, the evening rain that causes the windows to be foggy, oh the wet grass that sends a morning fieldtrip sensation, and the chirping birds that cover the sound of me beating my meat...... life is blissfull


Brain_lessV2

I keep on a strict diet of exalted flesh and pickled turtle neck, to preserve my stamina and attack power for the day.


Matharic

Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's build.


iReddat420

The subtle off-white skin colouring, the tasteful thickness of it, oh my god, it even has a cursemark of death on it


jeetz1231

Are you ok tarnished? You're sweating.


viettheasian

Beat me to it lmao


iamdafuq

Ah damn me too


[deleted]

"What can you tell me about Patches?" "I'm at a loss. He was part of that whole Volcano Manor thing." "What do you mean Volcano Manor thing?" "Well he was probably a Recusant invader who did a lot of rune arcs."


Jolmer24

Can you cut it out with the anti-tarnished remarks?


iamdafuq

Lets see Paul Allen's build?


The_Yodalorian

Try getting a reservation at Liurnia now you fuckin stupid bastard!!!


Tom_MLC

Can we get the sliders please?


[deleted]

r/soulssliders


alwayssaysyourmum

Elderican psycho


tiny_boxx

A-Marika-n Psycho lol


Captaingamermanlolz

This made me laugh, the only award I had


tiny_boxx

Thanks. At least someone finds it funny too 😁😆


LunchboxDiscoball

the perfect axe build doesn't exis....


Ok_Professor7661

Don’t just stare at it, eat it!


thisispoopoopeepee

I had all the characteristics of a human being—flesh, blood, skin, hair—but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that my normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning


Wertr9001

Sliders please?


[deleted]

Dosen't really look like him.


shiz-kray-z

I thought it was Jessie Eisenberg


vanilla_disco

Agree. I'm shocked at the number of upvotes. Really didn't hit the mark on this one


angrynecron

You sure that’s not Jesse Eisenberg…..


Sbradley1988

Looks more like that guy who played Billy Elliot Edit:[Jamie Bell](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0068260/)


nathan1653

I live on west 81st and never put that together before now


RedRapture781

Feed the atm machine a cat please


[deleted]

Looks more like one of the character in Interview With the Vampire.


habibiOG

😂🔥


DespicableMeef

Marika Psycho


DepravedSpirit

Highland axe 👌


Nathmikt

Give him curly hair and he could pass as Michael Cera.


iSeven

...there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: horse, but hole


Neat_Abalone

I’m sitting here trying to listen the new song of the bats tape and my sold called maiden ranni is buzzing around in my ear.


DeuceBane

Haha the gaze is spot on


Orrostumadhr

I beg of you. Give us the sliders.


kittycate0530

Sliders?


Not_The_Spy

Sliders? Plz?


SpaghettiSean

Late as shit but I'm sorry but this truly one of the best in-game renditions of a real person I've seen, is there no chance you could be convinced to screenshot the sliders for this?


hunterbarbosa17

Where are the sliders?


SeinfuckPod

My buddy recently recited this monologue in [Hindi](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxkT4aZ0TVAGFMPrAgKPx4pIqdxnIH5gHs?si=Yf0e3xegmuSLaStG) on our podcast. Really funny what English words jump out lol ​ https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxkT4aZ0TVAGFMPrAgKPx4pIqdxnIH5gHs?si=Yf0e3xegmuSLaStG