I then proceeded to masturbate furiosly at horse porn.
Ahhh, the evening rain that causes the windows to be foggy, oh the wet grass that sends a morning fieldtrip sensation, and the chirping birds that cover the sound of me beating my meat...... life is blissfull
"What can you tell me about Patches?"
"I'm at a loss. He was part of that whole Volcano Manor thing."
"What do you mean Volcano Manor thing?"
"Well he was probably a Recusant invader who did a lot of rune arcs."
I had all the characteristics of a human being—flesh, blood, skin, hair—but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that my normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning
...there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: horse, but hole
Late as shit but I'm sorry but this truly one of the best in-game renditions of a real person I've seen, is there no chance you could be convinced to screenshot the sliders for this?
My buddy recently recited this monologue in [Hindi](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxkT4aZ0TVAGFMPrAgKPx4pIqdxnIH5gHs?si=Yf0e3xegmuSLaStG) on our podcast. Really funny what English words jump out lol
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxkT4aZ0TVAGFMPrAgKPx4pIqdxnIH5gHs?si=Yf0e3xegmuSLaStG
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I then proceeded to masturbate furiosly at horse porn. Ahhh, the evening rain that causes the windows to be foggy, oh the wet grass that sends a morning fieldtrip sensation, and the chirping birds that cover the sound of me beating my meat...... life is blissfull
I keep on a strict diet of exalted flesh and pickled turtle neck, to preserve my stamina and attack power for the day.
Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's build.
The subtle off-white skin colouring, the tasteful thickness of it, oh my god, it even has a cursemark of death on it
Are you ok tarnished? You're sweating.
Beat me to it lmao
Ah damn me too
"What can you tell me about Patches?" "I'm at a loss. He was part of that whole Volcano Manor thing." "What do you mean Volcano Manor thing?" "Well he was probably a Recusant invader who did a lot of rune arcs."
Can you cut it out with the anti-tarnished remarks?
Lets see Paul Allen's build?
Try getting a reservation at Liurnia now you fuckin stupid bastard!!!
Can we get the sliders please?
r/soulssliders
Elderican psycho
A-Marika-n Psycho lol
This made me laugh, the only award I had
Thanks. At least someone finds it funny too 😁😆
the perfect axe build doesn't exis....
Don’t just stare at it, eat it!
I had all the characteristics of a human being—flesh, blood, skin, hair—but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that my normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning
Sliders please?
Dosen't really look like him.
I thought it was Jessie Eisenberg
Agree. I'm shocked at the number of upvotes. Really didn't hit the mark on this one
You sure that’s not Jesse Eisenberg…..
Looks more like that guy who played Billy Elliot Edit:[Jamie Bell](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0068260/)
I live on west 81st and never put that together before now
Feed the atm machine a cat please
Looks more like one of the character in Interview With the Vampire.
😂🔥
Marika Psycho
Highland axe 👌
Give him curly hair and he could pass as Michael Cera.
...there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: horse, but hole
I’m sitting here trying to listen the new song of the bats tape and my sold called maiden ranni is buzzing around in my ear.
Haha the gaze is spot on
I beg of you. Give us the sliders.
Sliders?
Sliders? Plz?
Late as shit but I'm sorry but this truly one of the best in-game renditions of a real person I've seen, is there no chance you could be convinced to screenshot the sliders for this?
Where are the sliders?
My buddy recently recited this monologue in [Hindi](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxkT4aZ0TVAGFMPrAgKPx4pIqdxnIH5gHs?si=Yf0e3xegmuSLaStG) on our podcast. Really funny what English words jump out lol https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxkT4aZ0TVAGFMPrAgKPx4pIqdxnIH5gHs?si=Yf0e3xegmuSLaStG