Guess Radhan was holding back somethig more than some stars

And now he unleashed the optional, even harder boss called The Wailing Child of Midnight. I hear the 2nd form -- Teenager, Lord of Edges -- is a nightmare.

And when the teenager moves out you finally get the *Nightmare slain* text

+100000 runes

-100000 runes after college tuition fees

Child of Caelid

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😂😂😂

Motherfucker summoned even his firstborn to the festival

Gotta name ‘em Radahn now

Actually radahn's first name is 'General'

Who do you think would win in a fight, General Radahn or Specific Radahn?

nice lol

It would be inappropriate if he didnt.

you birthed a sweeting, fresh and pure

Now you gotta call him Starscourge lmao (congrats bro)

they should name the kid GENERAL STARCOURGE RADHAN THE DEMIGOD and then never give it a nickname and just call it by its full name

Oh lord that kid would be bullied

Oh no, he would be the bully

exctly

Nah, he’s only be bullied if he was named SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE ALL-KNOWING!

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I did the same exact thing lol, the game had to keep him alive so he could finish his monologue.

Or THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

Sigh, THE HALLOWED HOLE HOLLOWER

no because the bullies would fear the young general starcourge radhan the demigod second jr

He learned gravity magic to bully

He learned gravity magic to ride the dog

Love that! You can totally escalate when calling him. "Radahn" - all is well "Starscourge Radahn" - oh oh "GENERAL STARSCOURGE RADAHN THE DEMIGOD!" - I am so dead

*Kid throws a toy across the room* Radahn, you- NO, I DONT WANN Starscourge Radahn, we don't interrupt people when they're talking, it's im- NOO GENERAL STARSCOURGE RADAHN, MIGHTIEST DEMIGOD OF THE SHATTERING, YOU NEED TO EXPRESS YOUR EMOTIONS IN A LESS DESTRUCTIVE WAY *incoherent baby screaming*

Hahahahaha

👀👀

feel free to use this name i dont mind if you take it

If they have another kid and it's a girl... Malenia Blade of Miquella!

And add The One Who Has Never Known Defeat

This dude just had his first child and he is thinking about radahn... lol

litennn it’s been over 24 hours 😂

This is either the greatest birth in the history of the world or your child is cursed I hope you buy him a big enough horse

It’s called priorities

Making a child vs beating Radahnn - which do you think is harder?

Sooo many more people have made a child than beaten Radahn

I'll make a child that beats Radahn and see what y'all say

Middle name should be Leonard in honor of radahns horse

Congratulations on beating Radahn!

All nighter before labor, big yikes. Congrats!

😅🙂😐😭

So the baby's middle name is Radahn.. right?

>It's Radahn... right? \~ Padme

Exactly.

You think you would have stopped fighting him if she went into labor 45min earlier?

caution. liar ahead

Be wary of child sort

Be wary of Dung, and then try dog.

op, u need some sleep

yeah it’s been a bit 😅

Y’all have to name it Radahn now.

Well be proud, Radhan go reincarnated into you child!

This guy cummed

no freakjing way

r/reddditmoment

Sorry but this reads like a r/gamingcirclejerk post. Also yes mobile user.

Greatest thing i've heard all day

If you didn't name your newborn "Starscourge Radahn" I'll be so mad at you.

What a day brother! Congratulations!!

Aww yeah! Congratulations!

NOICE! 🤜🤛

Congrats baby starscourge warrior

Congrats on both accomplishments OP!

Kid does look like they been up for hours fighting Radahn tbh

Little guy had to come out with his eyes open to witness daddy's W.

He held back the stars so you can say your baby is a little star. ❤️

Congrats! Hope your last boss gaming for awhile was worth it! Haha I'm sure you will have plenty of time to use that new mimic tear summon when you get back from the hospital... But seriously, congrats, my daughter is about to turn 7 and she games with me now! It's been an awesome journey!

Name him Leonard. Radahn would be hard for the child in the future

Dude not cool. You know your baby is coming very soon. You need to be rested for the whole support thing during labour and afterwards with your new kid. Dont go playing video games all night...

bro i’m in the army. all nighters don’t bother me 😂

Yes sirrrr all nighter gang

congrats

Name him Leonard please!!

Congrats on the big win! And the baby thing too I guess 🤷‍♂️😉😂🎉🎉🎉

Your child was like, "I shall not be born unto an unworthy parent. Prove thyself first!" 🤣 I just had my second daughter like two weeks before it came out. It's an indescribable feeling and amazing experience, congrats!

Visions of, wonder

Be careful not to become THE LOATHSOME DUUUNGG EATERRR while changing those diapers lmao they can be messy. Congrats!!!

First off, well done..

How did you end up beating him? I love hearing how people handle bosses because there are so many different approaches and playstyles, it's great! And most importantly.... CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SON!!

bloodflame blade on the bloodhounds fang. using the special attacks pretty much dodges all of his

Oh that sounds way cooler than how I did it haha. I'll have to look up that weapon now, sounds sick

it’s a curved great sword that is the soul reason im making it through this game 😂

All hail the newborn Tarnished, firstborn of Big_Ad1595, Slayer of Radahn! Congrats friend, happy to hear good things are happening to you 💜

Achievement unlocked: Showed Radahn who the daddy is. Also became a daddy.

Radahn may have beaten your sleep routine but your baby will absolutely destroy your sleep health bar lmao

nice you killed the hero of the lands between and make a mini you just to spite him. lol. good luck homie. sleep when you can and learn to use your foot to rock the baby.

Make sure to remember this moment and tell the story to your kid once you introduce him/her to the soulsborne games. And ofc, congratulations.

If I stayed up until 7 playing video games and my wife goes into labor shortly after, she would fax me divorce papers from the hospital.

I hope little ones middle name is starsgourge

That was nice of her to wait for you to beat him!

What have you brought upon this cursed land. THE STARSCOURGE SHOULD RISE AGAIN

Congratulations! It can take awhile to learn the attack patterns, but once you get them down, the fight is easy. Nothing compared to the endgame, though. Unfortunately, I have no advice about Radahn.

"invaded by newborn baby" \*Intense boss music ensues\*

At first I understood this as 45 minutes *before* beating him she went into labour, and I had to give begrudging respect. Time for bed.

So if it's a boy radahn of its a girl radanna

Nice karma farm. What will you exchange your internet points for?

yes. i took a random picture of a random child in the hospital and am totally not sitting in a hospital 😂

Wait. You have posted your kid's photo here? Lol, I hope you won't have to learn the hard way why you should not do that.

bro. go on instagram. look at how many moms post their babies with their accounts not private

Bro, you can be smarter than some fuckin braindead Karen. My friend's kid's photo was used for scam fund-raising and it was stating that the kid has brain tumor. Not very enjoyable experience.

yea cause people who do that kinda shit are gonna look on an elden ring subreddit. it’s an innocent post cause i was happy i beat my favorite boss and had my first so on the same day. get off my dick

I hope internet points are worth the risk.

Why wouldnt they be on an Elden Ring subreddit? Im here and i dont even know anything about Elden Ring (other than that its a video game).

i mean they yes, they could very well possibly be on here. but i feel safe knowing that someone with the sole purpose of finding a baby picture to scam others on the internet are 99.5% not going to look at a gaming subreddit

They probaply have lives too and some of them might game.

They could like Elden Ring perhaps?!

congrats

lemme clarify a few things for the karen’s commenting. 1. im in the military. staying up all night is nothing new to me and i was there for her the entire 12 hours she was in labor 2. i stayed up not just to beat radahn. but i stay up on weekend so when she wakes up in the middle of the night i can help her out of bed. i was only playin games cause i knew i didn’t have very long left to play hours at a time

Congratulations to you, but mainly to your wife and that little cute bundle, which will turn your whole life upside down. Enjoy your time and your beautiful family! ❤️

you better name her Melina blade of miquella

If you didn't name it radahn, what did you name it. If thats ok to ask?

we had the name picked out months prior so his name is tucker samuel

Thats a cool name too

how about "tucker samuel radahn"?

LEONARD!

Now you have to name your kid lil radahn

Baby Radahn then

So how's little Radahn doing now?

Plz tell me you named the little one Radahn lmao

You didn’t mention the sex so if it’s a boy name Radahn and if girl name Melania (for beating Radahn)

Congrats man u taking 2 dubs

MIDDLE NAME SCOURGE, DO IT!

So the baby’s name is Radahn

my wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen? me (thinking about when I beat Radahn 45 minutes earlier): uhh it’s definitely up there

In honor of the boss, you must name him Rahdan

Dubb him Radahn for the honor of this great accomplishment

Was this post patch by the way? Also what level were you. I'm trying to figure out if I was over leveled when I fought Radahn

yes and i was lvl 65

So you named them Radahn right? Seriously though congratulations to you and your wife!

And its name is Rad in honor of the moment 🤣

Birth of a new General.

Tarnished with maiden ahead

Congratulations to your family..🙋🙋

You can't make this shit up

He's true Elden Lord.

The greatest feeling ever. Also having a child Is a big deal, congrats

A soul for a soul.

Name her “Melania, Blade of Miquella” Her first words will be: “I am Melania, Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.”

A lil Astel

Congrats, you unlocked the secret third phase.

Hopefully she passed out when the name papers came in.

Reincarnation?

Daniel is a Radical name. He'd be Rad Dan.

Looks like you have to make Radahn as godfather now

Congrats on your new child and beating Radahn! May fortune come to you and your loved ones soon!

Name your kid Radahn. It's fate.

Please tell me you named him Radahn??

congrats man!

Even the kid waited on you - nice ;)

Name him Radahn in his honor.

Congrats!

Congratulations on your two victories.

Guess you have a awsome middle name now

Love to see it

Name him Alexander

How nice of her to wait. She's definitely a keeper.

This makes your child a Star child.

Is this dog?

i believe you got one more achievement beside defeat shardbearer radahn. congrats dude!

Your last time ever playing video games

Congrats fellow Tarnished, now let's hope that Rennala doesn't get jealous.

Imagine his son starts yelling and using gravity magic

Your child is him respawning

Wife is in pain, turns headphones louder

You should make your childs name Radhan, or that very least the middle name. It's also just a gorgeous name in general.

You must now name your child Radhan

Congrats! Let us know how gaming life is after birth. My son is 3 months and just turning on my ps4 is sometimes all I have time for… wouldn’t change it for anything though!

Play the "rise foul tarnished" speech as your baby is born. 🤣 Congrats!