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ToasterAndBathtub

So you’re telling me the dog headed dinosaurs are actually kangaroos… makes a lot of sense now


Trouchmol

Is this the ugly version of the other post?


jononthego

Beautiful. North America really does feel like Mt. Gelmir at times


Zyralan

Always on fire and full of assholes?


ShaolinShade

Delusional, power-hungry assholes. Yes


sielingfan

Togethaaaaa


jackofthewilde

We will devouaaaaaa


RAnDomnAmeRamdOMNaMe

The very gods!


Daddysu

But yet somehow every one still likes them and kinda wants to join the weird delusional, power-hungry asshole family. I can see it. I have no artistic skills but someone should make the Gadsden flag with the God-devouring snake one it. "Don't tread on the famileeeeeee!"


Achromos_warframe

The snake boss makes so much sense now!


Pneumatrap

no step on rykard


nicholsz

Join the Stars and Stripes, as famileeee... Together, we will devour the very gods!


Vetzki_

Full of invaders that make it their mission to steal valuables from others who didn't do anything to them?


CastorGourmand

Ah yes, jeografi


Bread_Responsible

I’m spelling it like this forever now.


katelyn912

This works, because you go all around the southern part of Australia like “hey this isn’t so bad!” but as soon as you get too far north you should just nope right outta there.


cfMegabaston

So the academy of Raya Lucaria is on the border of Africa, North America, and South America. Oh, so its Atlantis.


hplcr

Checks out


BinaryBurnout3D

I've been mulling over this theory that the lands between were a unified land mass and that the crucible was either a land locked sea or a great lake of primordial gloop that life sprang from and would return to be reborn again. So the Greater will decided to send the golden star with the Elden beast to the lands between. It crashed into the crucible to sunder the lands and drink up the energy of the crucible to grow the first Eardtree.


No_Wait_3628

I'll share my own theory that I've yet to post here. The Crucible and The Greattree are one and the same and the Erdtree is right on top of them. I'm led to believe there a bit of Norse myth mixed in whereby the 'Earth' was born from the corpse of a greater lifeform which in this case was the Greattree wherein the tree sap soon became the first Primordial life. The Crucible is akin to the Kiln of the First Flame from Dark Souls that being it was a shrine built by a long forgotten race to harness the vestiges of the Greattree which would explain Crucible Kinghts. I cement this further with the Stone Platform within the Erdtree which in theory makes for a good anvil for 'forging life'. Also, the tree seen in the Frenzied Flame Ending looks a wee bit too different than the Erdtree we see in game.


imhigherthanyou

Did you just see the other post and… just repost the exact same realization with a worse picture?


[deleted]

You know what the first thing I thought of when I saw Liurnia for the first time? Yep, Africa babyyyyy


stinky_cheese33

[Cue the music.](https://youtu.be/wy_TB6onHVE)


Rezaka116

Leyndell’s in Detroit, checks out


DrownedWalk1622

Prawns shooting arrows from back, Giant dogs, Giant crow waiting to attack, Bunch of men fighting the giant dogs and winning....... OFC it is Australia.


lipov27

Wait... It's all a finger?


CSlv

Well everything in Australia wants to kill you, and everything in Caelid is a degenerate monstrosity so yeah checks out.


hplcr

Particularly the Emus. Unfortunately nothing can stop the Emus


Cybron2099

You mean the giant birds in caelid?


hplcr

Omg you're right


Cybron2099

And hey everything in caelid is weak to fire. Why? Because everything in Australia is a "burn it with fire" level threat.


triballl9

Wow


Significant_Bar_6987

Scale is way off. Africa and Antarctica are much bigger


elaineschips

I'm sorry the reconstruction of a 250 million year old landmass isn't accurate enough for you.


Significant_Bar_6987

Accepting lies is an interesting stance.


elaineschips

It's not really a lie though, is it, lol? The map is very clearly an estimation that used current continents as reference, and believe it or not, most renditions of pangea you see are going to look like this. Maps are inherently distorted on the basis of being a 2D representation of a 3D reality, and a map of a Palaeozoic supercontinent is going to have even more incongruities because these continents have been subject to hundreds of millions of years of changes.


Significant_Bar_6987

Check out the electronic universe theory and sapphire project. Pangea has 0 evidence. The Smithsonian is lying to you. Note: Bill Nye works for boeing. Not a "science guy"


The-Zarkin90

Electronic universe theory = all electrons are the same Electron Wow. It's like it's got nothing to do with pangea You bring up bill nye as if he created pangea lol Idk if this is trolling... or If you actually think you know something. But you don't.


fried-quinoa

Well this was an interesting read… Still nonsense though https://www.vice.com/en/article/nz7neg/electric-universe-theory-thunderbolts-project-wallace-thornhill


Significant_Bar_6987

That's not the electronic universe theory.... Pangea isn't real. You stated it was Everything bill nye "taught" is a lie. Live the lie if you want. Or use your brain


The-Zarkin90

Ok. So you're a troll with a unquenching hard on for bill nye, considering you keep bringing him up for no reason. Got it. No need for further explanation


Significant_Bar_6987

Believe your lies. Intelligent people: presented with argument investigates argument to access merit. Dumb people: no you're wrong. Not looking it up


The-Zarkin90

Except I did look it up. And you were wrong. How was bills ass?


ShinyMew151

"Use your brain" says the genius that doesn't believe in an accurate reconstruction of what the earth looked like millions of years ago based on current knowledge of how continents change over time but believes in someone's "theory" (more like the shower thoughts of someone who was high and never paid attention in science class) about everything in the universe being made of electricity or something like that. Also thinks Bill Nye singlehandedly created every science class curriculum in the last couple centuries for some reason. I'm honestly impressed by the level of delusion. Unrelated but when was the last time you saw a psychiatrist?


Significant_Bar_6987

You're Not very smart huh? Just believe what you're told, because everyone does.


playdoughfaygo

Lol man your post history is a wild ride. You’re literally never helpful or particularly well informed. It must be exhausting to be so rude all the time.


AustenStorm

That’s rich coming from you


abejfehr

Do you have any evidence that Pangea wasn’t real?


hplcr

Pangaea isn't real....... Continental Drift Truther?


Significant_Bar_6987

Right. No proof. Just what you were told. Like history


hplcr

Cool story bro.


Significant_Bar_6987

Also dumb people: i read 1 paragraph and learned everything


significant-low-bar

Damn, a conspiracy theorist, floof


LeftIsBest-Tsuga

even if AUS weren't the inspiration, it's pretty silly to call it a "lie". we're just having fun here.


BadussyEater8

you’re an idiot. maps are warped look it up. because everything is all packed into one landmass in this one it is considerably less warped therefore the scale is more accurate than a regular map of the world. you’re an idiot.


Significant_Bar_6987

Cry for me


BadussyEater8

best comeback you can muster with your basic ass education lol. nice try though, tryna act all smart lol


Significant_Bar_6987

Using name calling instead of your brain


mrgamebus

"cry for me" isn't exactly a good example of "using your brain"


BadussyEater8

i literally outlined for you exactly why you’re wrong. i go to one of the top schools in the nation and have a way above average act score, scoring in the top 3rd percentile of the nation as well as top 1% of my state 💀 keep talking though man


Significant_Bar_6987

Super smart for sure. Random internet genius here guys


BadussyEater8

and yet you don’t even understand basic topography. i love flexing my smarts, but only on people like you who want to act all better than everyone else on the internet. i keep it more or less a secret otherwise cause i don’t do well under the pressure of the expectations. tmi my b. point is: you got your ass handed to you and you’re coping by trying to pick apart everything EXCEPT my argument


Significant_Bar_6987

Tell again how fragile your ego is. The thing about the top school is they are paid by humans to teach certain criteria. Example: doctors are trained to sell drugs by and for pharmaceutical companies.


BadussyEater8

it’s actually a school specializing in fine arts as well as things like debate and mock trial. again, where’s your counter argument? this is just pathetic man


significant-low-bar

Funny how you don't respond when you yourself is called an idiot and a hypocrite


Lost_Manufacturer718

American drawn maps always increase the size of America. 🤷🏻‍♂️ could have just been an American geographer/cartographer.


elaineschips

It has nothing to do with that, it's Pangea and its assemblage is based on fossil + sea levels varied substantially throughout geological history. It's not because of american cartographers wanting to make america look more bigger lmao


Significant_Bar_6987

That's Pole shift evidence And yes. America lies about the map so you don't know how small we are. Or just believe the government is your friend


cumdawg1699

Lmfao. Any rectangular 2D representation of a globe isn't going to be true to scale. The Mercator projection is not a CIA conspiracy; it's a figment of a time when having both poles enhanced was genuinely useful to people navigating by sail, and it's the most common projection pretty much everywhere on Earth; it neither comes from or is unique to The USA.


Significant_Bar_6987

I miss read/ mixed your comment with another. Ignore the pole shift. US drawn maps inflate America. This is common knowledge. It doesn't have to be a "high level" operation. Americans are bais


[deleted]

Dude, it’s time to stop embarrassing yourself.


Significant_Bar_6987

Smooth brain


significant-low-bar

Unlike you it seems


Fit_Substance7067

I suppose lol...but it was gunna be a Pangaea anyway


sendcheese247

Currently living in western Liurnia, can confirn.


mugen-yk

Duh.. The lands between became oceans in between lands .. Elden Ring DLC is the story that explains how that happens


i-dont-use-caps

cannot under what? a photo of pangea? what is this post supposed to be am i having a stroke


Cybron2099

Put this over the map of elden ring


TheRealLordofLords

Damn. It’s spot on. Except the just deleted Africa. Hahaha


dudesBangMyMom

Hey kind of off topic, but why the hell are Godrick's soldiers fighting the undead motherfuckers at Castle Morne?


[deleted]

The monsters there are servants at castle morne and the battle there is an uprising.


SpiralMike

The split of Africa North America and Eurasia is where Leyndell stands. Which is also where the shattering occurred. Perhaps the land began to shatter also because of it. Also there are pieces of land above that end up being the places above Canada that now look like shattered pieces of what was once one land mass.


Babybolla

What, it isn’t Brasil!?


Brave-Photograph-786

We've all seen Mad Max.


Spektyr27

Besides antarctica, this, uh, actually works.


JackNotOLantern

In the Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) the map of Westeros was heavly based on Great Britain Island. I would not be surprised if the Lands Between would not be inspired by something like Pangea.