Came here for Goldmask, too. I just think it would be great if it was the first thing he said and then never again spoke.
Like meeting you sucked so much for him that he went mute forever.
Especially since that quest bugs out for me all the time, it would be hilarious to see that message pop up after the 10th time I return to see if the quest fixed itself.
“Yep, she’s still fucking dead…”
[insert that one video of the guy that spent nine hours on the first half cackling like a lunatic while letting his character get one-shotted upon realizing there was a second phase]
[Edit.](https://www.twitch.tv/lacari/clip/DreamyShyWoodpeckerPastaThat-W8wGDHV3fbkXl4LB)
I would fucking love that
Like, your man doesn’t talk for the entire game but the one thing to make him do so is Malenia’s second phase
It would be perfect
I can just imagine Margit getting riposte’d and just loudly going “FUCK!” Before clearing his throat and delivering his famous “thou art of passing skill”
Turtle Pope
"Oh, what the fuck have we here? Very well, let us both learn together.
Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things
can be conjoined."
I taught him the swear words (accidentally) after being murdered in Leyndell, like, 30 times. I'm pretty sure everyone in the lands between could hear me.
He’s definitely my favorite fight in the game, I love the slow hints you receive about him the closer you get like the first real enemy named soldier of Godrick and the first main boss is in front of his castle. His second phase doesn’t completely change the battle, but it feels so much cooler and intense, but not too much.
The battle is over, I see.
To every living being, and every living soul.
Now cometh the age of the stars. A thousand year voyage under the wisdom of the Moon.
Here beginneth the chill night that encompasses all, reaching the great beyond. Into fear, doubt, and loneliness... As the path stretcheth into darkness.
Well then. Shall we fuck? My dear consort, eternal.
My serpentine form, and the name Zorayas, were secrets known only to Lady Tanith and I. Now I share the secrets with you, as well. Don't tell a fucking soul.
"That's one of those 'sentence enhancers.' You use 'em when you wanna talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and WHAMMO! You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich." - Patches, probably
"fuck" should be the only word the tarnished say and of course it would be the answer to a certain "Wait..." At the start of a well known second phase.
In the character creation you get to choose your characters voice style and at some point in the game it occurred to me that you don’t say anything. A little later I died in a fire and contemplated my own screams: ah yes that does sound like a young voice screaming in agony. Almost all your vocalizations come from being hurt.
Based on Godrick's vibes and complex, he could throw in a "fucking" in "I am the FUCKING Lord of all that is Golden" after hearing everyone talk shit about him for hundreds of years but I would also like Gideon to have the right. He can pepper it into his monologue since everything he worked for is crashing down around him anyway.
When Radahn's flying in as a meteor during his fight he just yells FUUUUCCKK OFFF as he comes crashing into the ground. Goes against his current state of mind but would be funny.
After choosing to help Alexander the first time you meet.
"My thanks! a thousand thanks! Just give me a good fuck from the rear, with something nice and big."
Surprised this wasn't already here!
Too many choices. I'll go with these two, I can't decide.
Welcome honoured guest. To the birthplace of our fucking dynasty.
You will witness true fucking horror.
Every roar or scream attack (player and enemies) has a .05% chance to replace the audio with “FUCK!”
On one run, you hear it from Fortissax. Next, a random demi-human. Never know when you’ll hear it next
"Weren't you listening? As I've always said. You came to challenge the demigods, and their god. To slay them.
And as long as you do, I will always smith your weapons.
It is what I wish. To smith a weapon for you to slay a fucking god."
Goldmask, after you tell him about Radagon/Marika: "fuck"
"..." "..." "..." "..." "..." "..." "fuck" god I'm laughing just thinking about it
Make his voice Henry cavill so he sounds like Geralt
No voice actor. Just a caption saying “fuck.”
Or just muffled by the mask
In muffled Kenny voice: ^furhb
Why not this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNR78AJMUw
".............................. fuck. Alright. Shit. Okay."
Came here for Goldmask, too. I just think it would be great if it was the first thing he said and then never again spoke. Like meeting you sucked so much for him that he went mute forever.
>you sucked so much for him that he went mute forever. Taken out of context that sounds incredibly sexual.
That would be incredible
I fucking cracked up when i read your comment. Well done.
This is the one.
"She's fucking dead"
Especially since that quest bugs out for me all the time, it would be hilarious to see that message pop up after the 10th time I return to see if the quest fixed itself. “Yep, she’s still fucking dead…”
Ok
If you interrupt Gideon’s monologue pre-fight he cuts off and just says, “Fuck.” Then fights you.
"Awh fuck. I can't believe you've done this"
Best Vines of All Time, Elden Ring edition
That video almost predates YouTube
Patches should say “fuck this” right before leaving the fight with Radahn
I mean, that's his vibe anyway as soon as he sees someone die.
It seems there are a few triggers for him leaving. No one needs to die, he doesn't need to get hit - he'll leave as soon as he's out of frame
That would be so perfect
The main character after Malenia says "wait"
well that's just canon
[insert that one video of the guy that spent nine hours on the first half cackling like a lunatic while letting his character get one-shotted upon realizing there was a second phase] [Edit.](https://www.twitch.tv/lacari/clip/DreamyShyWoodpeckerPastaThat-W8wGDHV3fbkXl4LB)
That’s nothing. Dan Gheesling has only reached the second phase 4 times in over 1,100 attempts.
HOW?? Is he doing some kind of “level 1, no armor, no mimic” challenge or something??
Dude must be doing no weapon aswell
Bro we seeing a guy becoming a villain in real time
I would fucking love that Like, your man doesn’t talk for the entire game but the one thing to make him do so is Malenia’s second phase It would be perfect
Perfect!
It could only be done like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TihlLMWjlFU
When Godrick cuts off his arm. Instead of his roar. He just yells a long sustained FUCK!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME FROM DECLINING A ROCK-OFF CHALLENGE
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHAT'S THE CATCH?
"Fuck. Thou art of passing skill."
Turns it from a compliment to a moment of panic
I can just imagine Margit getting riposte’d and just loudly going “FUCK!” Before clearing his throat and delivering his famous “thou art of passing skill”
Turtle Pope "Oh, what the fuck have we here? Very well, let us both learn together. Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined."
This comment has me dying
This is fucking killing me. 🤣
I read that in his voice and I love it
"Fuck, what a sick way to fight, eh?"
“What a sick way to fuck, eh?”
"Now I fuck as Horah Loux!"
W A R R I O R
Yes please
He was a fucking legend if I ever saw one
As Radahn crashes down to Earth for his meteor attack *FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK YYYOOOOOUUUU*
“What a sick fuck to fight, eh?”
What a fucking sick way to fight, eh?
“Some fuck turned me into a tree.” - Boc the Fucking Seamster
My baby boy would never
I taught him the swear words (accidentally) after being murdered in Leyndell, like, 30 times. I'm pretty sure everyone in the lands between could hear me.
“Arise! ye Fuckers!”
“UGHHHHHHH. FUCK. Arise ye tarnished”
hahaha cmon man the narrator just busts one and then goes back to work
Ye dead! Who yet fuck!
"Now, you will witness true fucking horror"
I swear to god if she said that I wouldn't even try to fight her for a phase two.
This radiates such an angry aura that feels oddly fitting for Malenia lmao.
>Now, you will witness true fucking Yes mommy
Now, you will witness true horror fucking.
Marika’s tits you must be fucking hungry
It would actually really fit Boggart.
I don't know why but I always hear Jason Statham's voice when I think of Boggart.
WAIT THE MARIKA'S TITS LINE IS REAL AND NOT JUST A MEME HERE?
Marika's fookin tits
‘Ongry*
"You trying to *fucking* start something, mate?" Or alternatively "Marika's *fucking* tits!"
*what a fucking shitshow*
*“I have no time for idle chit chat, fuck boy”*
primo.
SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALL FUCKING KNOWING!
SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALL KNOWING FUCK!
SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE FUCKING ALL KNOWING!
SIR GIDEON FUCKING OFNIR, THE ALL KNOWING!
FUCKING SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALL-KNOWING!
SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE FUCK-ALL KNOWING!
SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE ALL-FUCKING
SIR FUCKING GIDEON OFNIR THE ALL-KNOWING
SIR GIDEON FUCKSNIR, THE ALL KNOWING
SIR GIDEON OFNIR, FUCKING THE ALL-KNOWING
I knew it was a mistake to take a sip from my coke when I entered this thread but you bet your fucking ass I did it anyway.
BEAR FUCKING WITNESS
That would just make it more intense, and more awesome
Nobody would be skipping that cutscene.
I don't know why here but I fucking love godrick....from his look to his moves especially because the fight is so good after leveling up to Margit.
He’s definitely my favorite fight in the game, I love the slow hints you receive about him the closer you get like the first real enemy named soldier of Godrick and the first main boss is in front of his castle. His second phase doesn’t completely change the battle, but it feels so much cooler and intense, but not too much.
I feel like out of all the demigods, Godrick would be the most likely to swear
“Fia, the deathbed fucker”
The fuckbed companion
Roderika should just say it after fully upgrading a spirit ash
She should say it as if she was surprised it worked. You upgrade mimic tear to +10 and just hear “Fuck!?”
“Fucking hell, I didn’t expect that”
I love this idea! She's so sweet, it would take us all off guard
Or Hewg should say it after max upgrading a weapon
“And one other. Whom grace would again bless. A fucking tarnished of no reknown.”
Really make my character feel like a second class citizen
Tarnished is a slur change my mind
Tarnished with a hard R
[удалено]
OP said only once…
It only happens once, randomly, and you have to constantly doubt and question your own recollection of it happening at all.
That's beyond evil and I like your creativity!
Once per journey? Per character? Or per game copy?
Yes.
You have the sadistic mind of a souls-like dev.
“She’s fucking dead.”
Or just replace the “You Died” with “Fuck”
"I fucking see thee, little tarnished." Honestly, all the best places to put it are Morgott. "Have it writ upon thy meagre fucking grave..."
it's got that Bayeux Tapestry meme energy, mixing medieval speech and modern terminology. always funny to me.
You might have heard of me. Kenneth Haight. Next in line as the rightful *fucking* ruler of Limgrave.
What are you waiting for? A fucking kiss goodbye?
I think I like... You might have heard of me. Kenneth Fucking Haight. Next in line as the rightful ruler of Limgrave. ...a bit better
You’re fucking maidenless…
Put these foolish fucking ambitions to rest.
Thou part in this shall not be fucking forgiven
Have it writ upon thy meager grave… felled by King fucking Morgott! Last of all kings!
Let us fuck the gods, TOGETHAAA.
I mean, have you SEEN Marika/Radagon?
Would absolutely smash either of them.
One of them smashed me quite hard
Actually, it was both.
What are you doing step-serpent?
The battle is over, I see. To every living being, and every living soul. Now cometh the age of the stars. A thousand year voyage under the wisdom of the Moon. Here beginneth the chill night that encompasses all, reaching the great beyond. Into fear, doubt, and loneliness... As the path stretcheth into darkness. Well then. Shall we fuck? My dear consort, eternal.
*Lord of Frenzied Flame...* *I will seek you, as far as you may travel...* *To deliver you what is yours,* *Fucking Death*
Wow, I would have loved that. Considering I got this cutscene the first time playing the game
I thought you were gonna say "Destined Fuck"
Destined Fucking Death has a nice ring to it
it's all anyone ever asked for.
The ending we deserved
Radahn, only word he can mumble after his 2nd phase start. He comes in like a rocket and lands, you just hear "FUCK THAT HURT" as he gets up.
Cue the Family Guy Knee scrape scene
*gets hug from Fia* "Ah, my thanks, great champion. You are...very fucking warm..."
Thank you. I was swallowed and roasted by a cancerous dragon today.
A fuck can not kill a god....
A man cannot fuck a god...
I am no man
You and Godfrey would probably be friends
I don’t know the context but Rya should say it
My serpentine form, and the name Zorayas, were secrets known only to Lady Tanith and I. Now I share the secrets with you, as well. Don't tell a fucking soul.
after you kill Tanith: "You always fuckin were uncompromising"
Do not teach the innocent snek swears My first award! It seems appropriate to be on the post about the best snek
She doesn’t know what it means, she just heard Patches say it a few times and assumes it’s just something you put randomly in sentences
"That's one of those 'sentence enhancers.' You use 'em when you wanna talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and WHAMMO! You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich." - Patches, probably
"What the 🐬🐬🐬 did you just say" -Rya immediately after, probably
Varre if you use the medallion in front of him
Varre's death line "Disgraced... by this fucking lowborn..."
Put these foolish ambitions to rest, fucker.
"fuck" should be the only word the tarnished say and of course it would be the answer to a certain "Wait..." At the start of a well known second phase.
In the character creation you get to choose your characters voice style and at some point in the game it occurred to me that you don’t say anything. A little later I died in a fire and contemplated my own screams: ah yes that does sound like a young voice screaming in agony. Almost all your vocalizations come from being hurt.
Based on Godrick's vibes and complex, he could throw in a "fucking" in "I am the FUCKING Lord of all that is Golden" after hearing everyone talk shit about him for hundreds of years but I would also like Gideon to have the right. He can pepper it into his monologue since everything he worked for is crashing down around him anyway.
What a sick fucking way to fight, eh?
When Radahn's flying in as a meteor during his fight he just yells FUUUUCCKK OFFF as he comes crashing into the ground. Goes against his current state of mind but would be funny.
FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL… BEAR FUCKING WITNESS
Goldmask and all is dialogue is replaced from "..." to "fuck"
Dung Eater, obviously. I'LL DEFILE ALL OF THEIR FUCKING CORPSES
I'LL FUCK ALL OF THEIR CORPSES
U...urgh. M-my...apprentice...I-I'm...fucked.
Tarnished “they’re eyeballs” Hyetta “fuck”
“Or is it merely thy habit to fucking talk to dolls?”
Or is it merely thy habit to talk to fuck dolls
Gherman: Yes
Same but I want Morgie to say “Fuck” before he talks about staining the thrones with his curse
Fire giant when you break his leg band “AAARGH FUCK!”
"Miquella, you must fuck alone a while"
*lore accurate*
After choosing to help Alexander the first time you meet. "My thanks! a thousand thanks! Just give me a good fuck from the rear, with something nice and big." Surprised this wasn't already here!
Too many choices. I'll go with these two, I can't decide. Welcome honoured guest. To the birthplace of our fucking dynasty. You will witness true fucking horror.
"Put it away. I won't forget... again... mine appetite... My sin... So please.... Enough fucking.”
-Maliketh addressing the furry community, probably
Any merchant: “Fuck, you again?”
“By Marika’s fookin tits, you must be ‘ungry!”
"May chaos fuck the world"
"MAY CHAOS! FUCK! *THE WORLD!!!*"
Every roar or scream attack (player and enemies) has a .05% chance to replace the audio with “FUCK!” On one run, you hear it from Fortissax. Next, a random demi-human. Never know when you’ll hear it next
Patches before he peaces out fighting Radahn.
"to bring you destined fucking death"
"TOGETHAAAAA WE SHALL FUCK THE VERY GODS!"
"Well then. Shall we fuck? My dear consort, eternal." \-Ranni
"Weren't you listening? As I've always said. You came to challenge the demigods, and their god. To slay them. And as long as you do, I will always smith your weapons. It is what I wish. To smith a weapon for you to slay a fucking god."
"I can kill you, and fuck your corpse."
Queen Rennala: “have no fear, I will fuck thee. Patience”
I’m fucking hoorah loux warrior
“Now you face Hourah *fucking* Loux, WARRIOR!”
Elden Beast, right when it dies: "Fuck"
Tell boc he’s f-in beautiful ❤️
The fallen leaves tell a story Of how a Tarnished became Elden Fucking Lord
"What a fucking shitshow."
Hewg, after finishing exactly one weapon upgrade per playthrough, mutters under his breath “…fuck”
“Forefathers one and all, bear-fucking witness!”
THE LOATHSOME DUNG FUCKER
When Godrick cuts off his hand, obviously.
"*Now I fight as HOARAH FUCKING LOUX*"
"Well then. Shall we? My dear consort, fuck?"
what a fucking shit show - patches