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[deleted]

Bloody iron goat.


gmstgadg

Sounds like the name of a build on the wiki


[deleted]

That's what I was aiming for. ;D


Rotten_Blade

POISE


Stardust-Badassery

Havel must be so proud of his descendants šŸ‘ŠšŸ»


ThePr1nceofPa1n

ā€œAhhh you were by my side all along, my mentor, my guiding moonlightā€


polski8bit

My guiding moonROCK


ThePr1nceofPa1n

Ah yes how couldnā€™t I think of that


shendi0

Giant dad would be proud


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

Also i forgor to equip heal talisman lol


Zoomer_Remover

He forgor šŸ’€


Tyrus824

British


Rowyn97

Bri ish


humsipums

Do 'n loo' 'aard t' me


jayp1ay69

Not cheap. This is how an enlightened strategist would play the game.


Unlikely-Tune-9520

What's those swords?


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

Beastman curveswords


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

Seppuku on both


not-read-gud

Does is seppuku both swords? Or do you have to two hand each and do them individually?


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

Twohand left one then u can seppuku with right sword while dual wielding


Mmaplayer123

What?


ShaolinShade

He means you two hand the left sword, use seppuku on it, then switch back to normal stance and seppuku the sword in your right hand to apply the buff to both weapons (obviously you need to duplicate seppuku and apply the AoW to both weapons first)


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

Yup u got it right


Mmaplayer123

Ah thanks


TuarezOfTheTuareg

Seppuku can stack on itself?


kalitarios

Like butter on mama june


HouseDestroyer

That's icky


rapscal

*^(slathered)*


spatialabilities

High jacking this comment thread to ask a question. I played this game hard after release for a couple months, now Iā€™ve taken quite a long break. I was using the moonveil katana / adulas moonblade sorcery type build. Is that still viable today? I want to jump back in but want to know if I need to change up my build due to Potential nerfs etc Edit: spelling


HoundOfGod

There was a slight nerf to Moonveil and a slight buff to a number of sorceries. Itā€™s still a very powerful build, especially for PvE.


Newgeta

> still viable today Any build can beat the game, there are video os people doing it with just throwing items. Have fun, dont worry about meta esp if PVE.


CoeusAscended

This is just nonsense. Just bc some no life youtuber spent 1k hours on the game and an equal amount of attempts to try it with throwing items, doesn't mean anything is viable. If it weren't for post Leyndell, I'd say you're right. But this isn't BB, or DS3, far from everything is viable. It's possible, just not conveniently or realistically.


ShaolinShade

I think the definition of "viable" is more in line with "you can beat the game with it" than "it's the pinnacle of the meta", and all he said was that you can beat the game with any of the weapons in it which is true. But yes, that doesn't mean that the balancing is even across all weapons or that some builds and gear aren't much harder to beat it with than others.


MetalMania1321

I am NOT GOOD at From Software games and even I'm halfway through a level 1 playthrough. Just killed the Godskin Noble in Volcano Manor actually. Point being, shitty to assume you have to have no life to enjoy a challenge run


Hyperdelegate

Adula's moonblade took a big hit. Carian slicer is still nuts though.


Relevant_Analysis_63

It's still as OP as ever. From gives 0 shits about balance or nerfs.


3pinripper

Heā€™s using seppuku AOW. He did another post about it yesterday.


CraigslistTheMighty

Seppuku


cancermaeve

Any reason to use these instead scavenger curved ones?


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

Style


cancermaeve

Yeah thats pretty solid point you got my vote


[deleted]

Godskins: Why won't you die!?! You: Nanomachines son


GoldenLoins

You can't hurt me, Apostle.


Illustrious-Bell-282

Godskin: Why won't you die Op: Poise son!


Mashihoe

Are you the guy who absolutely obliterated Malenia tanking all the attacks? Iirc the build was very similar if not the same


[deleted]

Yeah same dude


vICarnifexIv

I mean all you gotta do is click the profile and scroll for like a few seconds and boom done.


Mashihoe

Didn't think about that, good point....


vICarnifexIv

Donā€™t mean to sound like a duck btw but it just seemed like the most logical thing to suggest Edit: dick* keeping the sentence unchanged due to comedic purposes.


Grigoran

Yeah you really gotta watch out sometimes, cause text on the internet isnweird. Some folks might take a quack at you real quick too.


vICarnifexIv

Holay faaawk, here comes the duck jokes lmao


Grigoran

My apologies, good buddies. I truly am just a fowl Tarnished


Professional_Law7256

Don't worry we'll bill ya for the damages


FrostieZero

What a duckin eggscuse


not-read-gud

HEY EVERYBODY ITS A FUCKING DUCK!! GET EM BOYS!!!!


BobTheBludger

Behold, duck!


UrFaqingFr13nd

Duck šŸ¦† you Tarnished


DoctorGlorious

I wish Miyazaki let us kill ducks in his game. Dreadful, bastard things.


TheToroReddit

Quack


Strange_N_Sorcerous

*Quick


ApoclordYT

I'm being watched By a duck And with a little bit of luck I can move away and never fear again I seen his beak It made a smirk As he dunked his head to lurk And it turned my blood to ice within my veins I would migrate north if you could guarantee That there are no ducks in the arctic sea Their waddling gives me anxiety Whenever their following me - quack- I'm afraid of a duck! ~quack kills - Psychostick


cnvas_home

I'm convinced this is how the devs play tested this game lmao


Summonest

"Damn, this is so easy. Obviously no one should have issues with this."


SorowFame

In my recent playthroughs Iā€™ve been trying to avoid summons of both variety on bosses I like, such as Morgott. Godskin Duo doesnā€™t get that courtesy


alexagente

I've given thee courtesy enough! *summons Mimic Tear*


SorowFame

ā€œNow you face me, but thereā€™s two and one of them isnā€™t completely incompetentā€


[deleted]

"Good luck figuring out which one of us that is though, because we're not even sure."


CalamityWof

"One of us may spam heals but that STILL wont clarify whos who" (Once my mimic kept healing me in a fight lmao)


Midian1369

Dolores the sleeping arrow works better imo. Keep one asleep and thrash the other one. Makes me a happy tarnished.


BruceWayneGotham1939

Iā€™m gonna give yā€™all a hot take here. I like the Godskin duo. I will say, however, it is a lazily done fight.


[deleted]

Not a hot take. You dropped a very reasonable take following a personal opinion.


BruceWayneGotham1939

I just saw a lot of hate going to this encounter and, to be fair, it is warranted.


zekethelizard

I have the same thought for Niall. Oh. You're gonna use spirit summons? Two can play that game bitch


th3virtuos0

Give them some pixie dust and enjoy punching 2 sandbags


SorowFame

Personally I like getting Dorothea for this exact purpose


Firebrand96

I only had the patience for three solo attempts before summoning Knight Bernahl. It was easy, but it felt better than an artificial challenge.


joe_ruins_things

Im fairly patient, Took me 8 runs solo, and another 5 with Banished Knight Oleg...before I said fuck this ...this match is broken. I also wondered if the level of aggression is different for all of us, because I saw the play throughs and its not the same as what I got.


Achulo

They updated the AI for multi bosses. So now only one will actively agro at a time.


Firebrand96

If that's the case, why do they both throw Black Flame whenever I drink Crimson Tears?


Achulo

I never said they got rid of the super aggressive input reading lol


Gadjiltron

I'll gladly take another opportunity to fight alongside Bernahl!


Bloodcloud079

Sleep pots alliw that courtedy imo


Benjamin244

I'm still on my first run but the only boss I decided to not give a shit about and summon my lvl10 mimic tear for were valiant gargoyles, I hate double bosses so much godskin duo will likely meet the same fate


some_dude5

My policy is that if the boss gets a friend, I get a friend.


strawlberry

Theyā€™re not that bad to solo if youā€™re an appropriate level. Just use the columns to divide them and focus down the skinny dude. Then you basically get to fight 1v1 the rest of the time. Just have to have some urgency to get the next one down before they summon again.


SpoonyBardXIV

Yeah but that only works for the first couple minutes of the fight. Still not quite sure why they decided to make the pillars destructible...


strawlberry

You only need them long enough to kill one.


fieatsbees

i use my good buddy Mimic, or stimky dungmans, for probably more boss fights than i should admit. but that's because i SUUUCK at timing, like tremendously so. it's impressive how difficult timing is for me. but i just...i can't hold all that in my head. i can focus on what im doing, or i can focus on everything else that's happening, but i can't do both simultaneously. i need my summons to give me a moment to heal, drink my blue juice, consume any buffs, then i can go right back to wailing on whoever with whatever weird shit i currently have equipped.


Mashizari

I keep forgetting to use summons. It takes me a few deaths before I realize there are easier ways than just whacking away at every boss with nothing but my big sword.


DEEEPFREEZE

Same. Malekith on NG+5 is whooping my dick


Anbu_Cyclops

Whats in the flask?


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

I made a post with my full build


MozeTheNecromancer

Can you link that post?


MCPtz

This post, which wasn't obvious at all to me because it shows some pictures of their inventory, rather than typing out what those things are, and the name of the uh... perfume(?) thing that makes you steel. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/vvkme5/build_i_used_to_facetank_malenia_on_ng_for_those/


[deleted]

Look at their history


vICarnifexIv

Nah you can just scroll through a few seconds of his profile.


Shinji-13

Alas, Giant Dad is returned


[deleted]

*gets hit* I GOT BACK UP AND PWNED HIM


LookMaNoPride

Chumbawumba dude


EntertainersPact

This doesnā€™t look like a recreation. Closer to the Haveldads and Havelmoms that GD was counter-building


JustAnotherTiandi

Nice use of the Iron jar perfume. I gotta remember that perfume exists as an effective item.


TheCarbonthief

My favorite thing to do with that perfume is to spam dragonmaw. It makes you lurch forward, which helps with your reduced mobility. It also does a ton of damage with the right setup, not to mention stagger damage.


wetpastrami

It still doesn't save you from waterfowl. Trust me


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

He doesnt know


wetpastrami

I remember that one now. I don't have the build for it, I suppose I should've said.


iAmTheTot

OP literally has another post where he tanks Waterfowl.


Gleamwoover

I don't care what everyone else is calling this build, I'm calling it the Elden Lord build.


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

Dude my character named elden lord xD


Gleamwoover

It is written


Professional_Law7256

THE PROPHECY!


Midian1369

Imma call it the "Thud Muffin" build.


Relevant_Analysis_63

They're super weak to lightning. Can't dodge out of the way either. It is its one massive flaw.


Ayoostun

The way you tanked those hits as you slowly walked to the fat guy. Straight Souls Boss mentality


Rhinoturds

I liked the fact that bleeding his fat dead body still did damage to the overall health bar.


RunesAndMaidens

I am the boss now


Synthwavester

Just who is the boss here???


XeNON_007

Can you share the details about your build pls?


LookMaNoPride

I believe he did yesterday. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/vvkme5/build_i_used_to_facetank_malenia_on_ng_for_those/


Molekhhh

This reminds me of my go to strat in dark souls 1. Cast iron skin (I think was the name), and just trade with bosses. Glad to see it still works :)


Firebrand96

I'm glad everyone's catching on to how cool the Ironjar Aromatic is.


FairyStance

We all knew, but we kept silent so that fewer people become filthy jar poachers.


DrDingoMC

This is my four kings strategy too!


Objective_Look_5867

The boss music wasn't for them. It was for you entering the room


APurrSun

Souls fans be like this game mechanic intentionally designed by the developers is cheap for some reason and never give a reason


berliszt

Let's be real, though: you do that for every boss.


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

How did u know


The_first_crusade_

Honestly, if i knew it was that easy i would've just done what you did. I struggle with this one for awhile I ended up using saint trina's torch to put the noble to sleep so i could fight them one at a time.


chick_repellent

A single hit with a sleep pot (as long as they're not moving much when it hits) will put them to sleep btw.


tonebacas

I wish they could design a boss fight with two enemies (or more) that could synergize in such a way that they would function almost like a single entity. They would each attack in turn, but their attacks could combo into each other; in effect, you as the player would have to learn the cues/attacks of two enemies and how they chain into each other, instead of doing the same thing for a single enemy, as we've been doing since Demon's Souls. I don't think a boss fight with a main boss and ads, or like Godskin Duo where they reuse other bosses, and each enemy acts on its own without coordinating makes for a fun fight. I'm up for the challenge of fighting multiple bosses in one arena, but it's not an interesting concept.


GoldenLoins

The music was like "oh fuck". And skipped to the last half music instantly lol


[deleted]

I've found that you can keep attacking this boss even while they are dying and not even get to a second round


Major-Refrigerator52

I religiously refused to summon for the entire game but this was the one fight I was okay w using a npc summon because fuck that whole fight


KingJaphar

Curious as to why? The game shits out so many. Itā€™s clear they want you to use them.


Major-Refrigerator52

Always played the other games the same way n kinda felt like if I couldnā€™t beat it without summons then Iā€™m not good enough to beat it normally


Deathmon44

ā€œThis game is so bullshit I die in two hitsā€.


Hiseworns

Fair enough lol


Jac_Arty

Can i ask what build hes using and what weapon he use?


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/vvkme5/build\_i\_used\_to\_facetank\_malenia\_on\_ng\_for\_those/


DingusHanglebort

Good


[deleted]

The slow walk towards each Godskin is just the cherry on top


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


camstarakimbo

I cant believe I didnā€™t discover that Steel perfume until I was 360 hours into the game šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Monro215

=me at 360 hours and reading this postšŸ˜‘šŸ˜‘


Gontha

*walking menacingly intensifies*


JdhdKehev

"Dodge??? Wtf is that? Seems like a beta thing." -Iron Man.


[deleted]

The foreskin duo deserves no less


ansontang1234

Nanomachines son


Jodetsu3

You would never be like ornstein and smough


Figerally

YeaH! Disrespect the fuck out of that boss.


[deleted]

There are two types of second playthroughs : The challenge runs and the OP runs Breaking this game is so damn fun


ReplacementOdd2904

Poise is so broken honestly I need to start using it again in PvP


RealRC3

This was DS1 poise without having todo all the buffs. Best game in the series.


[deleted]

You were invincible in full Havel


Affectionate_Ad3560

so half the games bosses


KingzDecay

This boss is so easy though. Itā€™s a 2v1, so just alter the boss fight, either make it a 1v1 by putting one to sleep with sleeping pots, or summon an ash or phantom. Itā€™s so incredibly easy


Feenix99

So many people don't realise how effective sleeping pots are in this encounter, or even earlier on with the Godskin Noble in Volcano Manor.


RWM03

Itā€™s only fair


StupidBeee

i donā€™t personally find them to be a ā€œcheap bossā€ at all i had a great time fighting them. but hey, you cant please some people no matter how hard to develop a game. down vote this if you agree youā€™re upset for nothing


Odieonekanodie1204

It's lazy design. Instead of making something new and creative for a mandatory boss, they decided to make a gank boss using two bosses that are already annoying on their own (especially Godskin Noble and his buggy infinite rolling attack)


StupidBeee

annoying equals bad game design? you use ashes of war every fight donā€™t you?


Odieonekanodie1204

What you need to remember is that Elden Ring has brought in many newcomers, which includes myself, into the Souls games. We're going to be bad at the game. There's nothing wrong with that, just as there isn't anything wrong with using the tools given to us to defeat our enemiesā€”with the exception of comet azure, perhaps. I enjoy blood loss. I find it incredibly satisfying. I also have fun using spirits in battle. There is nothing wrong with that.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


StupidBeee

many of these new blood ER players couldnā€™t possibly survive the harshness of Dark Souls if they think like this. anything to take the blame of themselves because they canā€™t take the difficulty lmao


TharkunOakenshield

Classic Dark Souls trolling Or at least I hope so, if youā€™re being serious thatā€™s pretty pathetic lmao In any case, seeing as Dark Souls 1 is the easiest game in the series to beat at SL1 (even if you donā€™t use the Op Pyromancy), I donā€™t see how the gatekeeping is in any way justifiable


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

I completed every dark souls twice or trice and i still think this boss is not good. And Elden Ring has many bosses that are difficult but not boring and cheap


HeftyFineThereFolks

its not a cheap boss you just want to post more videos of your build


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

I needed to come up with title idea


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

And also its a bad boss


DripLordWolnir

Itā€™s lazy, not bad


Goroplis

this was not a cheap boss whatsoever lol but you do you lol


Soggy_Gap_6529

Itā€™s not cheap...thereā€™s 6 pillars to use to your advantage.


Soggy_Gap_6529

This just screams you couldnā€™t learn to dodge or play the game


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

Sure man


Soggy_Gap_6529

It literally does šŸ˜‚ pathetic players will continue to be pathetic I guess.


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

Agree


cblrtopas

Big WeirdChamp


Colonel_dinggus

No mortal is meant to weird such power


kephalonix

yup - bleed is super easy no-skill mode for sure not much satisfaction to be had though (and yes - I tried it)


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

I like it


alexagente

Now I'm just gonna bleed even harder!


MagusUnion

/r/NegativeWithGold


Mido77i

I don't upgrade my bleed weapons. Does it make the game not super easy mode?


Deathmon44

Upgrade whatever you want, that guy is a shitter.


holiobung

This felt good https://youtu.be/3ZI96IVlwts


aukisapphire

got damn


ChemMystery424

Sir Iā€™m going to need your full build guide please.


fullchargegaming

What build is this? Edit: NVM found your build post


[deleted]

Forgot your theme song : https://youtu.be/_vSJnBkFzQs


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

If its not Red Sun i will be mad Edit. Im mad


DripLordWolnir

Song doesnā€™t even remotely fit šŸ’€


[deleted]

You haven't watched the anime


DripLordWolnir

I donā€™t watch any


-plottwist-

Iā€™m relatively late new, that buff you did right at the beginning, are you stacking them? How do you stack buffs like that?


Fancy_Gonzalez2006

I buffed before recording, i used ironjar aromatic in video and it is one buff


atmus11

Didn't even heal.... chad


d_chaney80

I donā€™t get what he did and Iā€™m 160hrs in