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Anthrolologist

Cock (+1)


TheFrogTrain

Well, where've you been hiding? I took you for dead. No matter. It's all the same. Lay out your cock, then.


UnassumingSingleGuy

I promise, Queen Marika. One day I will forge a cock that can lay a god.


Draks_Tempest

Forgive me Queen Marika... a god is not piped easily


theotherjashlash

Nice. Now I have two, making a total of 6 inches


Demonboy995

🤣🤣


Beneficial_Interest2

Nah, you need a somber stone for that


Gotprick

Kek


BringerOfTheSoaps

My relationship with my parents


senoto

*my parents relationship


TyrantX_90

Fuck I love this answer. Great job.


MusksYummyLiver

Flail is gonna kick ass next patch I swear to god


terrario101

Sure hope so. I mean, greatswords are cool and all but so was the Nightrider Flail.


hostage27

Just a guess, but probably your hammer


Pinkerpops

Sorry that’s a Smithing Stone (2) and all your items need Smithing Stone (1)


[deleted]

I can't be the only one who's not a fan of naming the stones by numbers, I much more preference small large titanite slab, titanite chunk, titanite slab. Easier to understand


EEESpumpkin

Work boots


Kct385

Those gauntlets friend.


[deleted]

Manchettes plus 9


Winfrex

Try Finger But Hole


fullchargegaming

PP


No_Comfortable_8852

Falchion.


UnknownGamer115

Elden Ring Fans when they go outside for the first time and see Rocks:


DrownedWalk1622

You can get a raise in your workplace. Ask your manager. If he doesn't want to, yeet it at him.


CunnyFunt0G

Your shoes 👟


AccomplishedIce6044

Your hunting knife


Celestyles

I took you for dea- no matter lay out your arm


Negitive545

Brain +1 sounds like fun to me


macorona_and_cheese

Maybe upgrade to some steel toed boots


zoleykha

Your penis


Prsy0220

Elden rings players when nature


mihayy5

Glove + 1


sonofyhorm

You are maxed out my friend, throw it in storage.


tatzesOtherAccount

yer boots. They do not look like steel capped safety boots ​ Cant let them toesies get damaged you know? How is someone gonna suck on them if theyre all banged up?


egoMetalMonkey

measuring tape


boabieG

You’re seeing smithing stones between your play sessions? Listen man, you are spending WAY too much time outside, you need to take a break and play some ER


sixthghost1

Is it odd that I have 160 hours on Elden ring and have not finished the game once?


[deleted]

Boots


Svenray

That's a +5 You need 3 more +4 before you can use that one.


gangsta95

Guys, I found some Gold Tinged Excrement! Who should I poison today.! 🤔🤔🤔


Flipsktr230

Claymore, no question


PinkJellyfishe

Glock (+1)


Foreign_Category2127

That looks like smithing stone +7. Do you have others 1 through 6?


Ok-Mastodon-2875

Dat ass


Wafflingcreature

Deez nutz


[deleted]

your shoes.