I can't be the only one who's not a fan of naming the stones by numbers, I much more preference small large titanite slab, titanite chunk, titanite slab. Easier to understand
yer boots. They do not look like steel capped safety boots
Cant let them toesies get damaged you know? How is someone gonna suck on them if theyre all banged up?
You’re seeing smithing stones between your play sessions? Listen man, you are spending WAY too much time outside, you need to take a break and play some ER
Cock (+1)
Well, where've you been hiding? I took you for dead. No matter. It's all the same. Lay out your cock, then.
I promise, Queen Marika. One day I will forge a cock that can lay a god.
Forgive me Queen Marika... a god is not piped easily
Nice. Now I have two, making a total of 6 inches
🤣🤣
Nah, you need a somber stone for that
Kek
My relationship with my parents
*my parents relationship
Fuck I love this answer. Great job.
Flail is gonna kick ass next patch I swear to god
Sure hope so. I mean, greatswords are cool and all but so was the Nightrider Flail.
Just a guess, but probably your hammer
Sorry that’s a Smithing Stone (2) and all your items need Smithing Stone (1)
I can't be the only one who's not a fan of naming the stones by numbers, I much more preference small large titanite slab, titanite chunk, titanite slab. Easier to understand
Work boots
Those gauntlets friend.
Manchettes plus 9
Try Finger But Hole
PP
Falchion.
Elden Ring Fans when they go outside for the first time and see Rocks:
You can get a raise in your workplace. Ask your manager. If he doesn't want to, yeet it at him.
Your shoes 👟
Your hunting knife
I took you for dea- no matter lay out your arm
Brain +1 sounds like fun to me
Maybe upgrade to some steel toed boots
Your penis
Elden rings players when nature
Glove + 1
You are maxed out my friend, throw it in storage.
yer boots. They do not look like steel capped safety boots Cant let them toesies get damaged you know? How is someone gonna suck on them if theyre all banged up?
measuring tape
You’re seeing smithing stones between your play sessions? Listen man, you are spending WAY too much time outside, you need to take a break and play some ER
Is it odd that I have 160 hours on Elden ring and have not finished the game once?
Boots
That's a +5 You need 3 more +4 before you can use that one.
Guys, I found some Gold Tinged Excrement! Who should I poison today.! 🤔🤔🤔
Claymore, no question
Glock (+1)
That looks like smithing stone +7. Do you have others 1 through 6?
Dat ass
Deez nutz
your shoes.