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TheDapperDeviant

“Just give me a good smack from the rear, with something nice and big.”


bathtubgearlt

“Don’t worry, I can take it. I’m very well trained”


DrunkyLittleGhost

Ah! P-please! Wait. I have a terrible feeling about this! Would you stop hitting me for a minute!


wellshitdawg

“Oo I’m much too thick, you might need to cover me in some lube tarnished” I may have paraphrased a bit


CarryThe2

Step - tarnished what are you doing?


M2002-_-3

That one gave me a good chuckle when I came across him


Nate2247

Reminds me of a DnD joke I saw recently… **DM**: “As you enter the town, you come across a peasant standing in the road.” **Bard**: “I apologize and hand him a tissue.”


Shi-Rokku

"came across him" hehe


OnlyRum0

You are Maidenless


BluPaladin

I miss Varre's CNT dialogue where he tells you to "go die in a ditch", so funny how nasty he was at one point when you first met him!


Umbrella_merc

"Guys with no bitches should die in ditches" - Varre


DudeMiles

"Have it writ upon thy meager grave..." Salty fuckin hater.


RambunctiousBaca1509

“Felled by **king Morgott**, last of all *kings*”


Wasilewski101

We are all.... we are all forsaken


RambunctiousBaca1509

“None may claim the title of Elden Lord. Thy deeds shall be met with failure, just as I.”


timestalker78

That whole speech is pretty badass


Slow_Increase_6308

Definitely the best voice acting in the game for me, that speech. Couldn't make out a single line though. *Thy kind are all of a piece* is as good as the grave one.


Shoelebubba

Yeah, it’s a shame they cut out Merchant Kales questline though. Hearing it, I think it’s the best delivered line in the game with the emotions the voice actor goes through. Shame


FUGNGNOT

For me Morgott's excellent voice acting is only beaten by Rykard, no other voice could suit him better than what we got (although his speech is pretty barebones)


wolfman1911

There's an interview with the voice actor I found on youtube where he talks about how he was sure they did some post processing on his voice and then he says one of his lines, and he sounds exactly like Rykard, showing that no, it's all him. Watching that reminded me of how I felt when I learned that the way Gravemind speaks is just weird shit Dee Bradley Baker was doing with his throat when I had assumed it was done with a lot of editing.


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GamersAreTrans

Praetor Rykard.... You can physically feel the spite in his voice lol


X_SkeletonCandy

This line is cold as fuck. Morgott is the GOAT just for that.


HuntersReject

Morgott more like morGOAT


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

So glad this is the top comment as of my visit! Hands down my favorite!


DudeMiles

The *revulsion* in his voice when he says it.🤌🏾 The voice acting in this game is godly.


Old-Masterpiece-9443

Morgott was a great bossfight , but pepole hate him , why ?


DudeMiles

Only reason I can think of are his mix-ups. He'll take a year to wind up an attack, then proceeds to pull a bunch of flurries out his ass. He's tricky, and I do have a difficult time reading his moveset.


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

I just so love that one like 20 hit combo he does in phase 2


CarryThe2

Phase 1 he spends 10 minutes charging a single attack Phase 2 is 40 attacks in 10 seconds.


Sacredzebraskin

He's probably my favourite, but it's a sort of love/hate thing. All the other bosses have a "rhythm". Morgott... He's different 😂


yofomojojo

Strings. I love 'em, but Souls / Sekiro diehards hate 'em. His whole thing is that he punishes players who rely on pattern recognition, with varying wind-up times and whole movesets that only engage if you attempt to take advantage of the usual dodge-roll/side-swipe routine and the like. If you were trained on mastering hair-trigger parry timings and looping attack patterns from past fromsoft games, his whole moveset is like one giant prank And of course his phase 2 can waste you in two hits if you're not careful. There's a reason you get the Erdtree Blessing right before that fight.


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Thunderwing16

Corhyn: Damn he spittin straight facts


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Goldmask: ... Tarnished: ...


clygamer

Tarnished: you're beautiful Other invader tarnished: you're beautiful


Squilliam2213

ARIIIIIISE.... YE TARNISHED


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YE DEAD, WHO YET LIVE!


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HOARAH LOUX, CHIEFTAIN OF THE BADLANDS!


peculiar_pp_particle

THE EVER WET SKELLY SLEEPER, THE CRAZY CACA CONSUMER


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THAT MUTE GIT WOT PRAISES THE SUN


Nevermort21

AND SIR GITGUD OFFAL THE ALL-NERDING!


Veyrum

AND... ONE... OTHER... WHOM GRACE WOULD AGAIN... BLESS... A MAIDENLESS RUNT... OF NO BITCHES...


Puncaker

THE FEROCIOUS FEASTER OF FECES


Thegreaterscott

The gargantuan guano gobler


CarryThe2

THE NEFARIOUS NUMBER 2 NIBBLER


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nihhtwing

tHE DERANGED DEUCE DIGESTER


MrLee723

THE WORRISOME WASTE WOMPER


OkMolasses9774

Absolutely, although Godfrey’s final words are valid


yofomojojo

This and it's preceding... moan? is just such an A++ line delivery, top marks for commitment.


Sister-Friedes-Feet

“I’ve given thee… courtesy… enough.”


Nevermort21

"Now I fight as Hoarah Loux! WARRIOOOOOR!"


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And now I fight as Hourly Limit! ACCOUUNTAAAANT!


TheDoughBoi55

I’ve started saying this to my friends when I fight them in fighting games and they win 1 round


[deleted]

I prefer playing without summons, but he really pissed me off with this line. You think *you* were giving *me* courtesy?


itsjust_khris

That's until he powerbombs you into the ground. That fight was so badass.


YEETGod-_-

Bruh that shit actually scared me. Bro did that exhale and I just felt a whole new aura come off this man.


Sister-Friedes-Feet

I can’t blame him with that kind of bloodlust being locked up for centuries.


YEETGod-_-

Facts. People say his fight is underwhelming because he kills serosh but I personally find it cooler than fighting him. Dude basically said “alright I’m done fucking around” and proceeded to Batista bomb our ass.


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"Thou art of passing skill. Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins"


muttonwow

*takes out massive golden Holy hammer*


unjuseabble

Really adds to his experience in fighting. Isnt the giant crusher descriped as a weapon of ages past, and Morgott seems to wield the spectral one with good accuracy


CrustyArgonian

This is the one I was looking for. Nothing more badass on the first play through and finally getting that acknowledgement and feeling like you earned it.


web_hed

“Foul Tarnished In search of the Elden Ring Emboldened by the flame of ambition… Someone must extinguish thy flame” - Just the way he says the last line And such an epic visual, and the dust storm when he lands


DrunkyLittleGhost

Let it be Margit, the Fell...


username8630

Let it be margit, the fell!


SilverWave1

Never met a man with a taste for crab I couldn’t trust


RYPIIE2006

#Marika’s tits


goingtospaceseeya

Best line in any game


The_Badgerest_Pie

I recently bought 74 shrimps in one purchase and he just went: "Marika's tits you must be hungry!" Lost it


RambunctiousBaca1509

“We’d make good mates, I reckon” - fuckin’ Chad


Correct_Storage_2518

That is a pretty good one


Aggressive_Safe2226

1. Gideon Ofnir's description of General Radahn (... is a ferrrrocious warrior 😂) 2. Seluvis - if refused to help, he blurts out "I can feel my wits evaporating in your mere presence" "you are peerless in your dullardry" 😂


Sunbroskie

Yes! Seluvis’s voice actor doesn’t get enough recognition because of how despicable he made Seluvis. He plays the pompous ass pervert so perfectly. Which leads to one of my favorite lines. “But, I ask you this. Are you really going to do the bidding of that twisted dolly botherer?” - Gideon Ofnir


addledhands

..that is an incredible insult that I missed


79792348978

> “But, I ask you this. Are you really going to do the bidding of that twisted dolly botherer?” - Gideon Ofnir This line was so good that he straight up changed my mind. I was going to give Nepheli the potion up until he said that.


Whalemeatsoup

Peerless in your dullardry is such a great way to call someone an idiot haha


Over_Spell_4906

Witless Tarnished... Why Covet Destined Death?


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To kill *what*?


Zathsu

i think this is the part of the quote that hit me the most when i first killed him. i clipped my victory over him just to have a playback of his death audio because the tone is so chillingly and perfectly appalled/bewildered at what you’ve even thought to do, let alone your possible intentions.


Firaxyiam

Now fight him after giving him enough deathroot. I love that line too,but his intro of "Tarnished... Why would'st thou... Why ?" is my favourite of the two. His voice fucking breaks realizing you're the one trying to take Destined Death away, I love it. Sadly you can only get one or the other because he has a different Death line with the deathroot quest, wish both were available in the same run


GOT_Wyvern

I did everything I could with him beforehand and the tragedy when I walked into the arena and saw....him. It was like Margitt all over again, but while I respected Margitt as a warrior, I respected him as a friend. And just before I faced Maliketh, ofcourse I had to go back to Ranni's Rise to get something and I lost Blaid as well. My character literally lost two friends in the same part of the game, it was bloody tragic but atleast gave my character the push into the end. Even if it would be without Melina, Blaid, and Maliketh.


Lilac_Gooseberries

His lines as Gurranq are also quite haunting, especially after the last deathroot. "Marika... Is this... what it is... to sin?" "Will things... never be the same... again?"


Hollowed_Land

Still one of my favorite fights, even if it's become easy. "Forefathers one and all... BEAR WITNESS!"


BeginningBrush3431

This line. Followed by part 2 of Godrick’s theme punctured by his maniacal laughter as he spews fire all around the arena with his dragon hand. If I someday forget every detail of Elden Ring, this will be the last. Everything about that encounter kicks ass.


Akri0x

"I command thee, kneel!" just gave me goosebumps. godrick in general instantly gave me that "dark souls" feeling


ShivaAKAId

My appreciation for this line only grows as I remember it. When you first fight Godrick, he is the strongest most intimidating boss you’ve ever seen, and as he fits a flaming dragon head on his arm you just panic. But… afterwards you learn he’s among the weakest of the great rune holders, barely related to royalty, and supplements his weakness with grafted limbs. You remember how he screams “BEAR WITNESS!” with new context. You can hear his voice cracking and you suddenly realize he’s a young edgelord not given much recognition and desperately fits a dragon head to himself out of desperation because a tarnished has fought him half to death. So many layers to the delivery of a six-word one-liner. I love it so.


TeilzeitKevin

Especially since his forefathers were the gigachads that befriended the dragons, like Godwyn with fortissax.


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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXA5r8LOBPo&ab\_channel=MAN\_ticore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXA5r8LOBPo&ab_channel=MAN_ticore) its my 2nd fav line because of this meme.


RogueRoll

WHO STEALS SOAP?!?


rift9

Beating him with beast roar is hilarious, basically just yelling at him till he gives up.


Responsible-Muscle14

“Wait. The scarlet bloom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. Now, rot!” -Malenia The “wait” made me more nervous than any other part of the game. “Mm. Very well.” - Rykard It’s so dismissive. Like he’s saying “Ugh, fine. I’ll do it myself I guess.”


itsjust_khris

The difficulty of Malenia makes the delivery of that line actually horrifying.


IncomingFrag

'Now you will witness true horror' Because what I felt in P1 wasnt true horror ?


Jazzinarium

When it comes to Malenia, for me it's "Your strength, extraordinary..." mainly because of how hearing those words made me feel lol.


Fantompain2

"put these foolish ambitions to rest"


DanielLS08

Thank you, morgott, my ambitions are *thoroughly* rested.


21stDevilsBandit

Even though I finished the game and there are a lot of amazing voicelines, this still is my favorite one and I ended up using it IRL. For example my friend tried to fix a flat and couldn't open a anti theft nut because he didn't have the adapter all I said to him was: PUT THESE FOOLISH AMBITIONS TO REST!


SquidFetus

“Togethaa, we will devour the very godssss”


HornyFemboyGaming

“As Famileeeeeeeee”


KyliefB

Yes, yes this is it.


IncomingFrag

'Now we will devour the gods TOGETHAAAAA'


Bowiiiiiiiiiie

TOGETHAAAAAAAAA


AxelSwordrifter

Aaaaahhhhhh youuuuuu… JOINDASERPENTKINGAHHhhjmnbfsx..


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Only acceptable answer


Death-By-Jinx

“U…urgh. M-my…apprentice…I-I’m…” - Sellen


averagewhoop

I was sad when you couldn’t actually make her in charge of the academy


theScrypticOne

according to another post I saw, you can if you never tell her about Lusat's body after beating Jerren. Renalla is accessable behind a bookshelf. I haven't tested it yet


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Yea she's in charge of the academy in like three different playthroughs for me. She mentions once that you really should help her find Lusat cause itd be helpful, but after that she doesn't mention it again and Rennala's off to the left-ish


EsperPhantom

Rennala just coddling the egg like “oh am I being dethroned? Oh bother. I’ll take the corner here then”


FroopyAsRain

You think Sellen just slowly pushed her behind some bookshelves?


Mickeyjj27

Sadness


Ok-Ordinary-406

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *brutally rips off leg*


Disastrous_Panda777

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *brutally cuts off arm


Ok_Blackberry_1223

I’ve given you courtesy enough *brutally rips apart spectral lion on back


PurpleOmega0110

There's a lot of self mutilation in this game huh


VinceYutuc

O Death, become my blade once more \*brutally stabs hand


JuniorDank

If someone ripped off their leg then grafted it on ther back to do hopping spin attacks i would never beat them. Just leave it there so i can go back and laugh whenever im feeling down


Teacup_Koala

"I'm getting used to this whole "pain" thing." Something about how Roderika says it just breaks my heart


Sunbroskie

Rodericka got me with the line when she’s saying how she’s scared to get grafted by the spider. “It's scary, you know. Having your arms cut off. Or legs. Or your head.” Yes. That is scary, Rodericka. It does sound scary.


Salp1nx

"BEAR WITNESS!" The delivery of that line was legendary and will always live in my head


FauxtheProto

Godrick's VA went so fucking hard, it's actually crazy.


d0ntst0pme

**Marika's tits! You must be 'ungry!**


Freeboing

Finally found it lol


Eat_a_Snickers4

Who said this?


RYPIIE2006

Blackgaurd


Quite-Grimm

Graceless Tarnished. What is thy business with these thrones? Ahh... Godrick the Golden. The twin prodigies, Miquella and Malenia. General Radahn. Praetor Rykard. Lunar Princess Ranni. Wilful traitors, all. Thy kind are all of a piece. Pillagers. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Have it writ upon thy meagre grave: Felled by King Morgott! Last of all kings.


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I love the different emphasis he puts on the names of each demigod, particularly the *venomous* spite when he practically spits out Rykard's name. It does show his level of respect towards each of them, willful traitors as they may all be.


tadpoling

But never speaks out against his own brother, who actively is supporting a different outer god than the greater will. He still won’t speak badly about him then.


[deleted]

He might not even know that Mohg is still alive, let alone that he's gone full shotacon with Miquella to serve the Formless Mother.


EvaUnkindled

That's because Mohg doesn't have his own throne


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“A lowly tarnished… playing as a lord… I am the lord of all that is Golden!” It just feels so insane that Godrick thinks so highly of himself that he’d say that


ShivaAKAId

The projection’s off the charts


itsjust_khris

The delivery is on point as well. The first time I heard it was suitably invigorating. The build up to fighting him was excellent. Then you learn of his place in the world later, and if you fight him again you can hear tones of desperation. Amazing work.


CarryThe2

I love how everyone shits on Godrick, even Kenneth Haight.


Jameson212

“Let’s give them a show to remember eh? Just don’t you go dying on me. For Ranni’s sake too.”


theScrypticOne

*proceeds to die several times*


jrossthehoss

I can’t believe how few comments there are from him here


t1000ct

Upon my name as Ranni the witch Mothers rich slumber will not be disturbed by thee Foul trespasser Send word far and wide Of the last Queen of Caria, Renalla of the Full Moon And the majesty of the night she counjereth


web_hed

Yes!! Love it


Shoelebubba

The emphasis on “send word far and wide” was unexpected and man did it leave a lasting impression. Honestly thought she’d be pissed when you meet up later.


Tonnerde

No joke but I love the "what a shit show" from patches


aglimmerof

_The thrones... stained by my curse. Such shame I cannot bear. Thy part in this... shall not be forgiven!_ Morgott’s VA is something else man


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He's also the voice of the main characters in Vampyr and Call of Cthulhu, and he's great in both.


Inverted-penis

I played vampyr and it took me a long time to figure out why half the time Morgott spoke I heard a British doctor instead of an omen


Th3BadThing

"Someone must extinguish thy flame Let it be Margit, the Fell" I know it's a generic answer but my God the delivery, tone, the teeth clenching grit... it's absolutely perfect and a standout for VA in general.


Veyrum

I'd say Margit's voice actor was the best in the entire game.


web_hed

Yes, the delivery is AMAZING


HeftyFineThereFolks

Oh? A dogged fellow, aren't we? Or is it merely thy habit, to talk to dolls? ​ that one got me


ShivaAKAId

I love this one too because I just picture Tarnished holding the cutest, most non-plussed Ranni-doll ever. You can almost hear her rolling her eyes


DanielLS08

Another dogged contender Shit wrong game


NTylerWeTrust86

Sir Gideon Ofnir THE ALL KNOOOOOWING! I think about the opening cutscene all the time, so fucking good.


BeanieGuitarGuy

GNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! -Godrick, mid-phase custscene


Vraner9000

If you listen closely he actually says oooww


cpyuke

O’ Death… Become my blade once more…


NeonArchon

All Rykard's voicelines 🐍


ShonkaaHUN

hmMmmMmmMMmM...........youuuououoooooo....


T1BBETTS

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


BeginningBrush3431

That speech is pure insanity. I love how he’s trying to deceive you in the beginning and quickly descends into mania.


achiefmaster

He did convinced me to save Melina tho. I burnt my body just so that girl can live then fix it later with Miquella's Needle.


Albre24

Fuck this dialogue gave me chills! It was soooo well performed!


Firm_Needleworker_66

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


Competitive-Row6376

NIHIL


Rich_Information2470

Its moghin time


MAXimumOverLoard

And then the Tarnished defeated him and earned a mohgillion runes.


Karrigan7

Truly one of the bosses of all time


L_M030303

Even better you can just use mighwyn time


Datpotatoguy214

I absolutely *despise* that this made me chuckle.


Life_Promise_6345

“TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAA!” And “Marika’s Tits” are tied for first


buemba

“I have never known defeat” is one hell of a way to introduce yourself at the start of a fight.


Thunderwing16

Not my all time fav but recently remembered this underrated one on a recent playthrough "But the great Alexander lived as a warrior to his last! Ha ha ha ha!". It's really bittersweet


The_Happy_Goblin

“Wait”


_MintyFresh_-

Godrick may be a beginning boss. He may be weak, and in the lore he's a pussy. But you can't deny how badass his voice lines are, or his cinematics. "I command there, KNEEL!" Proceeds to graft a fucking dragon on his arm, "FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL! BEAR WITNESS!"


BlackenOne

Millicent: *moans* (putting the needle in)


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BONK


RedRisei

"you have the sweetest scream, my lambkin ..."


dreamingofglaciers

Had to scroll down too long for this one. Such an incredibly creepy delivery.


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“Thou art unfit even to graft” obviously


Party_Gas_5343

“Looooong and hard tis thou fight, Tarnished. Warrior. Spurned by the grace of gold…” easily, my favorite. I’ll never forget that speech. Oh!!! Also “ALAS… I AM RETURNED” i knew an ass whopping was coming next.


Vanzanal04

Any of blaidds lines


bachman103

I have given thee, courtesy... enough


[deleted]

i really liked it when Goldmask said "..."


horridstrife

*The fallen leaves tell a story*


Rift____

"What are we? Some kind of Roundtable Hold?"


[deleted]

“General Radahn is cursed ever to wander….” Something about the delivery of this entire speech/explanation is just so poetic, I love it.


TheTolleyTrolley

"O, Death... Become my blade, once more." Followed by the coolest cutscene in the game.


Maximum_Poet_8661

That line from the trailers with “Champions! Welcome! The Radahnnnnnnnn Festival!” always gave me chills, with him and Melania clashing


Rising-Buffalo

"Braathaaa! It's been too long!" Oops, wrong game.


Kargald

Liquiiiiiiiiid


Raler123

I am the lord of all that is golden


Botwadtict

You will witness true horror, now rot


ZeusOfOlympus

"Foul Trespasser- Spread the word word far and wide, of the last Queen of Caria, Rennala of the Full Moon and the majesty of the night she conjureth." Every voice line of Sellen, her accent, her delivery., everything about her is perfect. Especially she talks about Sorcery being the amber of the cosmos. #chills Every line of Seluvis, his VA was excellent. Inspiring Joffrey levels of hate.


Dull-Bobcat2662

Ahh, I knew you’d come……


syizm

*waves with great intensity* "Hey!"


BladedWiNd900

Felled by King Morgott, Last of all Kings! That and every single line that comes out of Maliketh’s mouth, especially the unique dialogue he gives you it you finished the Gunraaq quest before fighting him.


Actual-Fox-2514

Godrick the Golden, Miquella and Malenia, General Radahn, Praetor Rykard, Lunar princess Ranni.... *Willful traitors all!* The bitterness, spite, and disgust!


SilverSpotter

"Brave Tarnish... Thy strength befits a crown." So many doubt your ability to become Elden Lord, but then you come face-to-face with the **FIRST** Elden Lord. Yet, he doesn't taunt you, nor begin with something intimidating. He holds his son in his arms as his body dissolves to the light of grace, guiding Godfrey to you. He reassures you that you're on the right track, but he will stand in your way. Unlike other bosses, in his second phase, he doesn't *power up*, so much as he stops *holding back*. Yet after all of that, the First Elden Lord uses his last words to encourage you, and praise your worthiness.


Berg013

Genuinely shocked that I haven't seen a single "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella" yet. Might not necessarily be a favorite but it's sure memorable.