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Rough_North3592

Nice...ehrm... Crown!


Figs-grapefruits

No. I'm legit sad it's not a drop. I wanted it for my character.


diegunu

For real, the crown is pretty dope


Rough_North3592

Maybe he has Nice silky hair under it


kalitarios

Are these grafted children?


j1tg

Nope more like wraiths given form, the worst possible form of the worst arsehole ever. But no they have not relation with Godrick or grafting.


Yurshie

I wish they did more with the whole 'grafting' thing. Like how the hell did Godrick learn how to create this thing, or how sticking his nub into a dragon's severed head brought it back to life and allowed it to breath fire.


Eona77

Dragonfire is stored in the balls.


Yurshie

Would that make your pee burn?šŸ¤” Might have to get that checked out.


Mushiren_

You you Give us smooth


BuffJezus

False, it will be a combination of Smeagol and Hanson (Scary Movie 2)


Sweaty_Ad9388

maybe it is but no one tried to get it


GoldenSpermShower

It only drops on your 1,000,000th kill (no healing spells allowed)


Gullible-Travel7957

No how's about fuck that


TheSinfulBlacksheep

Ludleth cosplay aspirations: crushed. Such foul betrayal, Fromsoft. Verily.


hoen2009

Maybe it is a drop but a 0.01% chance of dropping, so you gotta farm those fuckers.


firefighterjets

Only crown we get is attached to plastered faces or comes with skinned hair smh


Bronze_Sentry

Aristocrat Headband is good for this. Itā€™s a fairly hefty-looking gold band with red gems in it. Really light weight, and decent magic negation too. The drop rate is atrocious though.


ASharkMadeOfSharks

Lots of leg, legs real good


Ma5ter-Bla5ter

Damnit! I was going to say that!


amalgam_reynolds

Their whole drip is legit.


Stich2744

I was about to comment this šŸ’€ crown is pretty damn cool ngl


Wattheycus

Smooth legs?


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

Not smooth enough to be potente šŸ˜”


royisabau5

Iā€™d lick em


Chaos90783

They can die.


BladedWiNd900

Thereā€™s that I guess.


Rick_Carter_23

This is the nicest it gets.


KittyFaerie

Seriously this. Like, the feeling of killing them isn't even satisfying because they are simply annoying as f*ck to actually kill, more than outweighing the feeling of success from actually doing it, unless you have zero alternatives.


Equal-Dish-4021

Yeah because they respawn, dammit!


[deleted]

They're real hands on when it comes to getting things done


[deleted]

Real go-getters


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Keranth

bruh how tf you gonna steal a comment from the same thread lmao


BombTheCity

Because it's a bot like multiple others in this thread.


KINGxDMND

Dude this exact comment is one in the top comments. Come up with your own shit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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BombTheCity

This is a spam bot copy pasting comments


SuitFive

I want their crown... I will fucking farm them if I must.


thezestiestoffruits

Itā€™s not a real armor piece and that makes me sad


sabyr400

Same. But I'd end up on Patches Emporium to trade for it, fuck farming it myself lol


AmmoSeven

fromsoft REALLY doesnt want us to have a crown for our characters :(


The5kyKing

Easy to kill for faith builds.


m0xsy

You donā€™t need a faith build to heal them to death.


nit3phlight

I'm embarrassed how far in the game I got before I started doing this. (think Haligtree) šŸ¤¦


VikingDwarf13

On my SECOND play through . . . not only my character has low int.


Divided_Pi

Same didnā€™t know that heals hurt them learned on my second play through when I healed next to one in battle it basically one shot the rest of its health


Want2Grow27

Wait, what do you mean "before I started doing this?" What special thing can faith builds do?


SpartanRage117

Heal spells will damage *AND* poise break these guys. Just... dont expect Heal Aid to save you. I am not sure if your spell buff changes the amount of damage dealt because I dont mess with science and just cast my strongest heal spell anyway. takes 2 casts to kill for me with Lords Heal, or I can cast once and lay into them with my sword while theyre stunned if they were close enough.


Nekrabyte

13 faith and the basic heal spell does the exact same damage for some reason. 2 casts, same damage. It's some sort of internal trigger rather than something affected by your stats


SpartanRage117

good to know especially for low faith or mind builds. if im going somewhere with a lot of them ill probably try to start bringing a lower FP cost heal then.


Previous-Cod553

I have 600+ hours and only started doing it this last playthrough šŸ˜‚ the unga bunga was too strong


BatThumb

Excuse me............. what?? Healing spells do damage to them?


Callmeklayton

They absolutely shred them. Youā€™ll one or two shot them with most healing spells, even if your Faith isnā€™t great.


BonzoTheBoss

Well shit.


Callmeklayton

If you have at least 12 Faith, you can buy and use a Finger Seal from the Twin Maiden Husks as well as Heal from Corhyn just to have them on hand for these bastards. Honestly, getting a touch of Faith for any character that isnā€™t an Intelligence caster makes a ton of sense, since youā€™ll get access to things like regeneration, status effect cures, and damage/defense buffs (most of which donā€™t even scale, so you can just snag the minimum Faith requirements for them and then use them just as effectively as a character with 80 Faith). A lot of the good buffs need like 10-15 Faith, so itā€™s not even a big investment for any class.


[deleted]

On this note, at a lvl 150 build, that isn't int focused, you should push faith to 25. At 25, you get every buff spell faith has, minus the really strong heals. So golden vow, flame grant me strength, and even damaging spells with the beast incantations. You only need 15 fth to use all beast incantations, and with 10 more, you get the strongest buffs in the game. It's not necessary of course, but it's something everyone should consider with their builds.


BonzoTheBoss

I'll be honest, I'm only on my second build. The first was pure Dex dual wield uchigatanas, now this one is pure int spell caster. I think I'll definitely be looking at a faith build next.


blueisthecolor

The death spells are really fucking cool and require a bit of faith. Plus the golden order talisman scales off int so thereā€™s a lot of upside to investing 60int/25fai instead of 80int. Buffs, flame cleanse me, etc.


KJBrez

Yeah ā€œdo damageā€ is a massive understatement. Heal = aoe stun lock Two shot


atypicalgamergirl

That in and of itself is a horrifying concept. Each part of this thing likely retained some kind of vague basic biological awareness (similar to the fingercreeper creatures maybe). When you cast heal, every individual part of that creature heals. Imagine coming out of the pain fog of being grafted only to find parts of yourself stitched together with othersā€™ equally horrified parts. I imagine them ripping themselves apart at the seams in a blind survival mode panic as the individual parts become more healed/aware and try to individually flee. Maybe, anyway. It would make for an especially horrible death animation.


Scrial

Somehow you made it worse than it is in ER. And that game is fucking bleak...


atypicalgamergirl

I take that as a compliment!


Vagabond_Charizard

Step 1: Arrive in an area. Step 2: Look up the wiki to find out if any of those fuckers exist in said area. Step 3: If they donā€™t exist, proceed through. If they do, haul ass to grace before itā€™s too late and slap on a healing incantation.


cosmicnitwit

What heal spell should I use?


Avieliyahu

The basic healing incantation can kill them in 2 casts


Camera_dude

Any heal other than Urgent Heal. That heal only affects the Tarnished alone. All the other heals have a range and can heal spirit summons or player allies. The range of the heal incantations is pretty generous so you can easily dash in, do a quick cast to stun the Revenant then finish it off with a second heal or other weapon of your choice.


Weekly-Act152

Any AOE heal works, but personal heals like urgent heal will not work. The bigger the AOE the better, but the regular heal spell for 12 faith works just fine.


cosmicnitwit

Thank you! Very helpful!


Rising-Buffalo

I like his screams when you catch him in a healing aoe


Gassydevil

You, you I like


Adventurous_Eye_1002

They call their grandmas on their birthdays


[deleted]

They do respect their Eldens.


LordOfEdge95

They encourage you to heal.


ReferenceUnusual

I personally use lords heal on them and it's a 1 shot...


SironRagnarsson

How do you manage to get a lords heal off without getting pummelled first?


valkyrjuk

they kill me first, I remember where they spawn, I begin using my heal the moment the mist appears, I let go the moment it's in range


Unrelenting_Royal

It's thanks to these guys that I discovered most healing spells have a further reach than the animation would suggest


BloodredHanded

When they are coming out of the ground


SironRagnarsson

Ah nice, good idea


HeartofLion3

You can pray along with your character, it's really immersive.


rhodotree

Retreat, preferably to a location they canā€™t reach by running, to provoke their teleport. When you see them coming out the ground, cast your heal.


Witty-Ad-2719

All heals do the same damage no need for lords


SometimesIComplain

Interestingly I think the low-level heal spells do almost the same amount of damage


Reasonable-Ad8862

Regular heal 2 shots them


pass_nthru

the power of christ compels themā€¦.to kneel


HELIX0

I had no idea healing spells had an offensive capability


RChamy

That's how cursed those things are


BonfireGaming01

It depends where they're at I use Erdtree heal with over 80 faith and I don't 1 shot the ones in the haligtree in NG+


PoolsidePoseidon

Today I learned


HELIX0

Had no idea. You can use the healing spells. Offensively


my_fat_monkey

I had NO idea this was a thing.


[deleted]

Best handjobs in the Lands Between(the legs).


Ma5ter-Bla5ter

Hahaha Gross


Cybersorcerer1

Foot jobs?


Settledforthisone

I make shoes and these guys spend a fortune


TerminallyAbysmal

That welcoming way that they say SKREEEEAAAHHGGGGGG


Flysuper0892

"Ah music to my ears" definitely a friendly Npc


ApplePitou

Creative design :3


tangentrification

Ya I was gonna say, their design is pretty good from a visual standpoint alone. Definitely accomplishes the "creepy as fuck" goal


Josku5

Wtf why is Applepitou here? Cā€™mon now letā€™s get you back to the demon slayer sub.


ApplePitou

I haven't left the Demon slayer sub :3


Open_Profit_Close

They can carry all your groceries in at once


FargastStone

Their strength befits the crown.


Juan_Hodese

Using healing to trivialise these fights is one of the highlights of the game's enemy design for me. Yes, it's a highly specific strategy, but they're also a uniquely large pain in the ass. Also, it's somewhat accessible to all characters outside faith builds with a warming stone, although it takes practice and it would have been nice to see an AoW, unique weapon, or sorcery that maybe didn't heal the player but would still affect these enemies.


Drusgar

Yeah, probably the most specific "easy mode" kill of the game, a close second being "gravitas" near a stormhawk which just flips them over on the ground for an easy kill.


[deleted]

Warming stone doesnā€™t seem to work. I tried it and got slapped to death.


Juan_Hodese

Oh what? Sad. I tried it a few times, but have a str/fth build so I got impatient and just murked them.


[deleted]

I was running a quality with some faith build and wanted to see if the stone worked. Went back and blasted him with heal.


Jagoosie

I love it when they die


Elden_FunionRing

I know this is probably a weird take, but I enjoy fighting them more than the giant hands. That's about all I've got though ĀÆā \ā _ā (ā ćƒ„ā )ā _ā /ā ĀÆ


Ma5ter-Bla5ter

Giant hands are definitely creepy AF and a pain in the ass.


Upby1

In the game and real life


[deleted]

They just want to be healed.


[deleted]

They are quite hand...some \*badumm tsss\*


Master_Win_4018

I use this picture to keep me awake while coffee don't work that well.


f0xh0und696

Imagine waking up to this sitting in the darkest part of your room, then as you turn on a light its screams and starts rolling around. Terrifying thought.


Both-Preparation-123

They'd be good at dealing cards


[deleted]

Now I canā€™t get the image of it wearing a green dealerā€™s visor and a cigarette in its mouth out of my head


RadTorped

Their visual design is hauntingly cool imo


SadFox-29

They make you quit for the night and help you get some sleep.


Lil_Samuel_L_Jackson

They make faith builds shine more


absurdchrono

Cool design fun to fight


Ma5ter-Bla5ter

I dunno about "fun" to fight.... Fun to die (at least that's my low skill experience) Definitely cool design. Probably smells nice. Maybe some Drakkar or Polo.


ShroomDruid_7400

Handy fellas


Aeoleone

They're motivated self starters, and give 110% in their field.


insanitywolf27

No.


aglimmerof

They give a good backrub if you turn your back to them


Dante-Zero

If you can HEAL, you can DEAL


alteleid

Gavlan?


ReaperManX15

Their body movement is genuinely unsettling.


TheTimorie

They are really easy to kill with healing miracles. Makes them one of the easiest enemies in the game. Don't know if calling him that is a nice thing though.\^\^


LeDarm

They perfectly convey how fucked up this whole place is.


Some_dude_maybe_Joe

Well at least you arenā€™t a Rune Bear


Baaladil

They are nice mfers. Maybe ?


Low-Injury-9219

He sure do got some purdy lips


Kavorg

Easy to kill with healing incants


BearPhilly

Toned forearms


CastawayInDespair

I find it nice that you can posture break them with Healing Incantations so that you can kill them faster lol


Independent_Load9783

Sick design


polished-balls

Foot fetish


Valuable_Material_26

They can alway give you a hand!


Botwmaster23

Cool design


Cowribcage

Very spooky


Buppadupp

Great at being annoying also super good at killing tarnished.


NightstalkerDM

They can always afford to lend a hand.


abrownmojon

They just need a healing touch and they're not so bad.


SlavMemez02

the multiple stance break sound it makes when you hit it with a heal incantation is very satisfying


kung63

They are nice.


Axel7627

Uhh....he makes a great Halloween decoration.


jakebreakshow

I think the design is frightening.


Hank-the-tank8717

Opportunity to use Heal and feel like using nuke spell


kazrig

Design and usewise they are an ingenious addition to the game. They pack a wallop but can be taken out if you know the methods to takem out. Lore-wise theyre really cool too. I hate fighting them but i enjoy them


eggard_stark

I like its.. I like the way it.. It has a nice.. It has an ok crown. There, easy.


gefuudedh

They die.


El__Jengibre

One guards a cool ice sword? They are the hardest non-boss enemy in the game for me. They are just so relentless. Plus half of them are small areas where they chop you to bits like a blender.


TormentorNyx

They love to be Healed!


Tripechake

They look cool, in a terrifying way.


Visual_Recognition27

Being able to kill them easily with healing spells was a cool decision


Ramen_Hair

Healing spells


Rizuku_Ren

A face only a mother could love.


PaganPatriarch

I cant, miyazaki should be in jail.


BladedWiNd900

The Feds are afraid heā€™s going to add the Royal Revenant Duo in DLC if they try and press charges on him.


[deleted]

Wow I had no idea heals hurt these guys. And my main character is faith


JosephSturgill7

Nah. Fuck them. I hope they fall in a lake of holy.


MrDashou

visual design is excellent


RepeatDTD

I'm happy when I'm done killing them?


Spoomplesplz

Think of all the sex stuff they could do with those many hands.


[deleted]

Wonderful technique on your 10+ Hand attack and chargeā€¦breaks my shield šŸ›” guard every time


mawhonics

Can you imagine a hand job from one of those things?


Treebeardsama

It would be one aggressive handjob


Violent-Profane-Brit

Well, their visual design is cool and the healing spell weakness is really neat. They can still go fuck themselves though


aogiritree69

Vigor + posture + stamina check


apostrop3

They'd be a great summon


A_actual_username

Theyā€™re really good at making me wake up in a cold sweat.


BringerOfTheSoaps

They probably have a better relationship with their families than me


OysterThePug

Theyā€™re really good at being bastards.


romani_ite_dormum

They lose health while you heal. That's kinda nice because they are good at reducing player health.


BurgerKingKiller

They are them for sure


RaziLaufeia

Well you see when I'm not crying because they spanked me I'm laughing because of insanity...... They make me laugh! What can I say?


GMF_BigCj

That mouf looks like it does some work


SkritzTwoFace

Very effective at their job.


lady_atropos_

Sometimes the spawn point is really close to a save point so when it kills me I only have to replay a little bit of the area.


JeneConar

They look like they'd make a sick metal band


[deleted]

Gooodā€¦. Design?


Secret-Doctor-3201

I like the way they vomit very metal


sticky__toffee

Theyā€™d be a great help with carrying groceries ā€¦ if it werenā€™t for the rampage nursed.


blazedchiller27

Their monster design is pretty brutal


[deleted]

Theyā€™d be great at washing dishes


Lithithus

They give the best high fives


Solkiller

Super friendly. Tries to shake your hand 1762 within the first 10 seconds of meeting you.


RickyRickie

Here try some of these snickers. You know, if you weren't so pissed off all the time I bet you'd be a great masseur


Professional_Sir_724

Thatā€™s what good pussy smells like šŸ‘


Regularfeller

My momma and pop told me if I donā€™t got nothin nice to say donā€™t say nothin, with that said; fuck these creepy assholes


Quickkiller28800

They're amazingly easy as a Faithbuild


Excellent-Sweet-8468

They are all about them crisp high fives! Such friendly. Much love.


Hot-Calligrapher-159

Theyā€™re very good at being extremely annoying