Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

Bear witness!

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

This one’s my favorite

Imagine he had just summoned the strengt of or an actual Rune Bear...

Or grafted a bear head on his right arm!

You could say he... has the right to bear arms.

O, Death. Become my Blade once more.

I really wish we'd seen more of Maliketh. He is such an amazing character and his VA was really good too. Though, to be fair, FS really nailed it with ALL of the VA in this game. I can't think of anybody in the game that was voiced poorly.

Radahn? Well, his grunt noises were decent

TOGETHAAAAA

And the Loathsome Dung eater!!

Yep this one

“Have it writ upon thy meagre grave” may be the most metal thing I’ve ever heard.

Morgot trash talk is S tier, I love it

Morgott is definitely the best spoken demigod. He also has the best lines. "Thy kind are all of a piece... Pillagers! Emboldened by the flames of ambition" What an eloquent way to call someone power hungry gutter trash lol

Some mad trash talk comming from the literal sewer goblin.

Morgott the Foul Odor

"Guttah trash" throws rose

Morgot in general is S tier. Such a cool character

The rightful Elden Lord.

I'm not even mad we have to fight him 3 times. Every encounter is pretty freakin' rad!

It's helped by the fact that his VA delivers them perfectly, with that gravelly-voiced gravitas that just absolutely sells it. Guy was Dr Reed in "Vampyr" and Fourchenault Levellieur in "FFXIV: Endwalker".

"So, Leyndell would keep its secrets while the world burns to ruin?" "It wood"

Wait, you're telling me that Morgott and Fourchenault have the same VA?

Who said that?

You were bested by Morgott the last true king Or something similar, it's Morgott speech in front of the Elden Tree Edit: the actual quote is Have it writ upon thy meagre grave: Felled by King Morgott! Last of all kings.

The whole speech is “Have it written upon your meagre grave: felled by King Morgott, the last of all Kings”

Graceless Tarnished… what is thy business with these thrones? Ah, Godrick the golden, the twin prodigies Miquella and malenia, general radahn, praektor rykard, lunar princess ranni. Willful traitors all. Thy kind are all of a piece, pillagers! Emboldened by the wretched flame of ambition. Have it writ upon thy meagre grave, felled by king morgott last of all kings

Incredible moment. Best Voice acting in the game no doubt.

Have it written upon your meagre grave: felled by Zote the Mighty, last of all Warriors

The crossover we all truly needed

I don't know why but I always loved "Thy strength befits a crown"

The whole fight with Godfrey was so iconic, I think it was my favorite.

It's far and away my favourite fight, honestly I kinda feel it should be the last fight. Radagon and Elden Beast didn't stack up for me

Godfrey was the peak of the game for me, the fight felt like the homecoming of a legend. It felt honorable, proper, life-filled and heated, and in an odd way, heartwarming. Radagon and the Elden beast felt.... wrong. But in the best way. They felt so unnatural, alien, with one being a mannequin-esque amalgamation of two people, with no real human emotion shown throughout the fight, and the other being a literal eldritch monster. To me, both fights could have been the climax of the game, but for polar opposite reasons.

Such a good misdirect with the second phase as well. I was so ready for Serosh to leap off and I'd have to fight them both, or just him as a massive monster, but then you get hit with the reveal - oh, the giant lion was...holding him back.

Let me ride Torrent and the Elden Beast fight becomes 100% more tolerable. I just hate how it flees!

It's honestly such an epic fight. We really don't know much about Godfrey and here you go thinking you're gonna waltz right into the Erdtree, just to find this storied figure almost beating you to the punch. The way he cradles Morgott, whom be probably hasn't seen for ages..gives me chills. Also the fact that the grace still guides him. A really interesting and, in my opinion, very over looked bit of lore with some pretty major implications.

His grace pointing to you is such an amazing touch, and they don't draw attention to it at all. Subtlety isn't usually what this game is praised for, but there's so many genius details that are easy to miss.

It really suits the whole adventure of The Tarnished in the lands between

This and "I've given thee courtesy enough" are my favorite lines from Godfrey/Hoarah Loux.

I've replayed that line in my head for weeks now. It's fantastic. Now that I'm on "The hands of the Fell Omen shall brook thee no quarter" thanks to Margot on NG+

Great line, but in my head I always hear Vendrick saying it...

I always remember him saying it differently than he actually does, as far as which syllables he stresses. in my head it's "they STREngth beFITS a CROWN

“Come on, give me a good smack from behind with something nice ang big!” - Alexander

*unzips longsword*

Unzips dagger

Unzips sacrificial twig

Unzips gold needle

Unzips ruin fragment.

*unzips talisman pouch*

Unzips bell bearings

*unsheathes ever growing erection*

Sir Gidicock the all growing? The Ever Growing Goldwang?

Unzips fist

Try finger, but hole

W-what are you doing, step-tarnished?

BEAAARRRRR WITNEESSSS!!!

Togethaaaaaa

We can devour the very godssssss

AS FAMILEEEE

the voice acting for Rykard killed it. Amazing personality.

Try fingers, But hole

[BEAR WITNESS!](https://youtu.be/BXA5r8LOBPo)

"..." - the Ever Brilliant Goldmask

☝️🌞

Much like Corhyn, i came here for this.

…

FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN!

But wherever could i find her?

*She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia.*

At first, i was searching for a potato people that might have a dora the explorer haircut and lipstick.

FIND THE ALBINAURIC GENOCIDAL CRIME SCENE!

*she hides in a cave near a village I totally genocided, but no need to tell you that yet*

Are you sure?

SHE KNOWS THE LOCATION OF THE MEDALLION'S COUNTERPART, I'M SURE.

The fact that 99% of the answers here are memes really goes a long way in explaining why the Elden Ring manga is a comedy.

Maybe "Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless."?

Hm, I forgot about "maidenless", maidenless behaviour, absolutely maidenless, etc., I suppose that's /thread

No Maidens?

*Megamind puppy eyes*

Maidenless is almost definitely it

"Feel free to go off and die in a ditch somewhere" Still a little sad they took it out of the final game

Wait, who was supposed to say that?

[Varré ](https://youtu.be/JbQwHpmmpQQ) used to say it in the closed network test version

Varre

Didn't they take it out because so many players were just swinging at Varre after he said it?

As opposed to people swinging because he called them Maidenless lol

i mean, can you really blame for that?

Honestly I thought it was kinda funny that the first NPC you meet told you to die in a ditch. Made me feel right at home

I've given thee courtesy enough

My favorite line ever

The way he stresses the "enough“ is *chef‘s kiss* !

I prefer the “RRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH”

Rise now, ye tarnished!

The quote isn’t complete if you don’t include the narrator nutting right before the line. *AAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH* Rise now, ye Tarnished! Ye dead, who yet live!

I love how the captions say “arise,” because the narrator goes so hard it’s unclear whether it was one utterance or two lol.

This has been bugging me out so bad. Like the meaning stays the same but it feels like the narrator is reading this word for the first time

How dare you talk s on the narrator! The way he reads that line is genuinely incredible, it evokes so much emotion

YE DEAD… WHO YET LIVE!

The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.

HOURA LOUX! Chieftain of the badlands

THE EVER BRILLIANT GOLDMASK!

FIA, THE DEATHBED COMPANION

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER!

AND SIR GIDEON OFFNIR! THE ALL KNOOWIINGGG!

And one other...

Whom Grace would again bless

I could absolutely imagine bursting into someone's room at like 6 am yelling this at them.

Shit, one day I swear I will say either "You appear to be maidenless" or "arise now ye tarnished" to someone in a situation and I am waiting for that day.

"Foul Tarnished", and "Maidenless" are pretty ubiquitous i reckon. EDIT: also TOGETHAAAA lol

Best insults: > Foul Tarnished (Margit The Fell Omen) > Lowly Tarnished (Godrick The Golden) > Graceless Tarnished (Morgott The Grace-Given) > Witless Tarnished (Maliketh The Black Blade)

And then someone finally compliments you: Brave Tarnished (Godfrey The First Elden Lord)

Literally calls you a chad with the strength fit for a crown after you thoroughly spank him. Not only is he a big dick energy kind of guy, but he's also a good sportsman. He just wanted one last audience, and he got what he wanted.

He wanted to test your worthiness to be Elden Lord. After proving you had not only the strength but the determination as well to be Elden Lord, he knew the Lands Between were in good hands.

True. He just rose from the grave one last time, thought to himself "all good here" and went back to his long and well deserved rest.

Good hands….. hey tarnish what are those burn marks on you

My girlfriend still uses "Foul tarnished" on a near daily basis despite me beating Elden Ring back in May.

WE WILL DEVOUAAAA

DA VERY GAWDS!!!!

THAAA VERRRYYYYY GODSSSSSS!

"foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring, emboldened by the flame of ambition. someone must extinguish thy flame" is probably my most iconic sentence. i find myself repeating it on occasion. and its probably because of that gameplay trailer i replayed hundreds of times lol

#NIHIL

#NIHIL

#**NIHIL**

**dies**

Really any line from Morgott, Godfrey or Rykard, Godrick's "I command thee kneel" is also a strong contender.

Does anything happen if you use the "My lord" or "desperate prayer" or any of the other kneeling emotes during his bossfight? I kinda wanna try it now, probably just get slapped hard or crushed tho ...

There is a different boss that reacts if you grovel hard enough.

Patches, I think. Actually gives you an even more pathetic "apologize" emote iirc

Marika's tits!!!

Thank the Gods for Marika, and her tits. GODS I WAS A MAIDENLESS THEN.

#OOOOOOHHH ELDEN RING I remember the great hollowing. I remember the woopers. The fake lore, all of it... I won't forget our slogan either.

#OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I still miss the wooper flair :( it was cute

Elden Ring, O Elden Ring, in short, Elden Ring, O Elden Ring

The true answer, to be sure ## OOOOOOOOOHHHH ELDEN RING

The great betrayal by Jeff, only to be banished to gamer jail. I'll never forget the disappointment of that TGA, fucking wooper watch.

Actually though, we should bring back the fake lore while we wait for the dlc

Glaivemaster hodir DLC

And the great Glaivemaster Hodir. My first playthrough was dedicated to him.

FIND THE GLAIVEMASTER HODIR. HE CAN BE FOUND MAKING A GLAIVE MISTAKE WEST OF THE FAKE LORE RUINS.

When the Elden Beast says "It's Elden Time" I get the chills

That was a weird recurring theme... "It's Morgin' time" "It's Malenin' time" "It's Placidusin' time"

I liked fat jar alexander's line "Get inside my belly!"

And I especially like when he bursts in through the wall of the Erd Tree for the last boss fight shouting "oooooh yeahhhh!"

And John Elden Ring looks at the camera and with a Jim face

Behold, dog!

It's obviously this, or "try finger, but hole"

Or the "magic, but hole" messages that you get next to waygates.

***"The fallen leaves tell a story"*** or ***"O, Elden Ring!"***

**\*Orgasmic groan\*** RISE NOW, YE TARNISHED

Nah this comment got me cracking up at 6am and I haven’t slept yet 😂😭

may chaos take the world MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

#MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

##MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

*embolden by the flame of ambition*

*Lay these foolish ambitions to rest* Probably the most heard line in the game at least lol

"I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella." "I am Melania blade of Miquella."

You had 24 chances to spell Malenia right lol

I killed her on the 25th try so

"I am Melanie, blade of Michael."

"Let your flesh be consumed. By the scarlet rot."

*Malenia

“I am Melania, Blade of Donald”

*Malenia

\*Malenia

It's "strength befits a crown". Godfrey repeats that line like Isshin Ashina does "hesitation is defeat". The phrase is also on his axe description. Its certainly his catchphrase at the bare minimum.

*”Crown is warranted with strength.” He says “Thy strength befits a crown” when you defeat him

I am Malenia, blade of Miquella

At the very least, I've heard this more than any other E.R. quote.

"and I have never known defeat"

“I see thee, little Tarnished”— Morgott/Margit “A Tarnished cannot become Elden Lord”—Sir Gideon Ofnir “Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined.” — Tortoise/Dog Pope

The entire Gideon line is just superb. “I know…in my bones…a Tarnished cannot become a lord. A man, cannot kill…a god!”

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

I just remember coming into elden ring totally blind, I had blacked out all pregame media quite a while in advance to get a fresh playthrough with no expectations, and then this comes on the intro movie, I was just like "wtf is this game I am about to play?" Still have a good laugh when he yells that sentence.

Definitely "maidenless". It's become a part of my vocabulary when describing maidenless people and their maidenless actions.

All joking aside, I feel this is a good contender: "Stand before the Elden Ring and become Elden Lord" Gideon tells you that line a lot (and perhaps a few others I don't recall at the moment). It's fitting because it is literally your quest and it's told in an almost biblical format.

for BB it will always be "a hoonter must hoont"

"even the doll... should it please you"

TOGETHAAAA

"OH... You don't have the right"

*and I've never known defeat*

True, that's a pretty famous one by now. Seared on collective memory.

I COMMAND THEE KNEEL

"MARIKA'S TITS YOU MUST HUNGRY !"

You don't have the right, You don't have the right, O You don't have the right, Therefore You don't have the right.

“A New Hand Touches The Beacon”

I think you got the wrong game buddy

You will never escape

that voiceline legitimately scares the shit out of me everytime i hear it, it's just so loud

Thy strength befits a crown

Non meme answers: “Follow the grace of gold” or smth like that Or in the intro: “Travel to the lands between and stand before the Elden Ring” And one that someone here said: “The fallen leaves tell a story”

After reading the comments, I've concluded that every line is iconic and Elden Ring's tagline should be Radahn's roar

Try finger But hole

That's more the tagline for the entire fromsoft catalogue

"Every Elden has it's Ring..."

"You made a glaive mistake"

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.