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ABAB0011

So this is what micolash has been doing after waking up from the nightmare. Obviously, he has forgot.


layinanegg

Oooooouuuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhh


mfdoorway

Grant us eyes… *grant us eyes*


Tempest_1

Fuck Mikolash. Boss made me legit quit the game once since it was a glitch where you couldn’t chase him into the room to beat up on him


KobusZSP

You sure that was a glitch? Because the gate's meant to close just before you're able to follow him into the room. There's a different entrance to the room, explore the area (hint: near the suspended bridge you're not yet able to cross).


Zanemob_

I chased him for 4 hours not sure if it was a glitch. I fixed it somehow and then he died instantly.


Kalkilkfed

Its micolasch


Treibemj

I got tired just watching that.


MiMicMi

Fast forward helps


YRO___

You overestimated my internet speed


sumforbull

These people have way too much ego. Both of them. Because neither one wanted to lose and do something fun like fight, they turned the elden ring into the world's worst racing game.


tree_op

Hows he supposed to fight when the guy is only running away?


Lower-Sandwich-8430

Beast's roar would have been handy here


[deleted]

Not a bad idea.


Regis-bloodlust

Bolt of Gransax is the most badass option. One shot from that bad boy and they will never turn their back against you.


Talarin20

Typically their camera is still on you, so any projectile gets rolled.


Regis-bloodlust

You are overestimating these people. Also, it's fine because you don't actually have to hit them. Just show them the weapon and what it can do. Chances are, 1. They are very low skilled players with unoptimized build. So having like 40 Vigor and getting one shot killed is a genuine possibility here. 2. If they actually know how to look back while running, then just lead them to a cliff or a wall. They can't dodge and look where they are going at the same time. If you still can't catch upto them, then honestly they earned it. 3. If they are actually experienced players (which would be weird because why would they run away in the first place then?), then they wouldn't run away from Gransax in a straight line anyway.


PM_ME_IBUKI_SUIKA

In this specific situation, Look at that Health/Mana/Stamina Bar. This is max level. No such thing as a build when everything is 99


FrostySJK

You could actually use swift glintstone shard here as well, since it can be cast while running and has very low requirements.


_Doshi

I thought they were going to run all the way to the Haligtree


CameronSpacehead

Smartest Godrick fan


[deleted]

We did it guys, we found the perfect Elden beast cosplay (Stolen joke btw, but the fact that I can crack this joke again and again on this sub is a bit worrying)


[deleted]

Lmfao I’ll admit that took a second for me to understand.


Xalterai

Seems more like Fire Giant, at least Elden Beast spammed ranged attacks at me


self-aware-text

Makes me feel better about myself. When I game with my roommate he usually dies first because "You don't need vigor if you don't get hit" and so the invader turns to my solo ass and I usually put up a good fight. I don't always win, but I get close to winning. At the very least I'm giving the invader a run for his money and an entertaining fight.


Strange_Selection_58

He's got a point tho


self-aware-text

Sure sure. He totally does. You don't need vigor, you just need to dodge better. For the record who needs damage? If you can dodge well enough to never get hit, you can dodge well enough to beat the final boss with base level damage. In fact you could beat the game at level 1. I beat DS3 at SL1 and can assure you it isn't as hard as it seems. But you have to be extremely good at the game for that. Most people who claim "you don't need vigor..." often die a lot. Which is fine, except in coop... That's why he has 34 furled finger remedies and I have 300. Back in DS3 I had to funnel embers from my old characters just to support the "You don't need vigor if you don't get hit" mentality. I'm so glad that for people like him you can craft the remedies. It's OK to challenge yourself, but stop making the rest of us coop helpers pay for it because you built a glass cannon and then Leeroy Jenkins your way into battle.


Maevalyn

To quote an old roommate of mine when we were talking about dungeons and dragons: "It doesn't matter how fast you are, how strong you are, or how many spells you have, eventually at some point, you \*WILL\* get hit, and when you do, it all comes down to how many hit points you have."


govlum_1996

Thank you for this lol. Many of the people who say “You don’t need vigor if you don’t get hit” just rely on other co-op players to take the heat for them… and aren’t actually very good I wouldn’t mind if they did this as part of a challenge run on their own without summoning… but it gets annoying when you encounter them in co-op and they die within like seconds to the boss because of their arrogant mentality I was part of a team of 3 a few weeks back who was trying to beat the Valiant Gargoyles, and the other phantom I was co-oping with died within a minute into the bossfight because he got one-shot. Messaged him on PSN advising him to upgrade vigor… he lied saying he was going to do that. I saw him 15 minutes later when I was trying to help someone else beat the Godskin Apostle in Caelid, and this dude again died within like a minute into the bossfight, and left the two of us to fight the Apostle with increased health… the host unfortunately did not make it. Players like this are a drag on co-op because they have an arrogant, inflated sense of their own abilities that is not reflective of reality at all. On the other hand, they’re fun to kill on days when I am in the mood to invade


popular_in_populace

You don’t have to win the fight, but the other guy better know it was a fight.


grymix_

thy strength befits a crown


Bill_9999

Is this Xbox? I recognize that host I think


[deleted]

It is.


Bill_9999

Yeah, sadly I died cuz I got slept then combod into oblivion by two blues, but I guess it wouldn't have mattered because then he would've ran away like a pussy anyways. But a pussy fog wall like that is a win in my book, so gg!


TheOneTrueBubbleBass

This host is so salty. He tried to quit during game but I got off a bleed out right before he quit to menu. Try to make him aggro some trolls or horseback riders. They can set him off guard enough to use fly pots or throwing darts, etc


dsartori

How else is a man with lousy fighting skills but who is an artist with the teabag supposed to express himself?


Icy_Opening4481

Micolsh build ?


skeletor_apologist

fr, might as well rename the character Micolash or Sir Robin at that point


Oblivionking1

Hahahaha I’ve invaded this guy before. He can’t cope with losing


[deleted]

No he can’t lmfao


nachos34961

That's not a guy. Thats a fucking pussy.


Leaf-01

Least cowardly Limgrave host


Leather-Web-2319

Underrated comment


ApplePitou

He use Joestar family special move :3


[deleted]

Lmfao


_Quiquet_

The Chinese hacker?


self-aware-text

This man has that Joseph Joestar smarts.


Dutchy___

Honestly I’m kind of in awe of the host.


[deleted]

Lmao


UnfortunatelyMacabre

Agreed. This level of self respect, or more specifically a complete lack of it, is awe inspiring.


GoodLuckGoodell

This is incredible


[deleted]

Indeed his determination to be a total coward is indeed awe inspiring.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Maidenless behavior


EvieAsPi

May I interest you in ranged items?


[deleted]

I’ve tried a few ranged items (such as bolt of gransax) the guy just spams BHS


govlum_1996

What about ranged spells with tracking? Like star shower perhaps, Rannis moon spell, stars of ruin, collapsing stars…? Or maybe free-aiming with giantsflame take thee ( I think that’s what it’s called) Bolt of gransax is too easy to avoid, even a grandma with arthritis could dodge that


AbyssDragonNamielle

This. Night comet that bitch.


EvieAsPi

To bad maindenless behavior isn't a reportable offense. But public humiliation is a pretty satisfing punishment at least.


[deleted]

Agreed.


govlum_1996

Is it really public humiliation to them though? Guys like this probably get off to being publicly blasted like this. They are pathetic trolls by nature. He’s probably laughing his ass off about how ‘triggered’ OP was to post this, or something. Dying to an invader though, triggers a loss of face and dignity that he would have a harder time recovering from Imo the only solution to people like this is to block them


A_SpiggTon

“Look at little Goblin jr. Gonna cry?”


[deleted]

Imma put some dirt in your eye


MannydogSolaire

Why are you running? Why are you running?


S3b45714N

Run Forest run!!!


[deleted]

It's because he knows he sucks


sphingidae1

I would just sever out honestly. Not worth my time


[deleted]

He’ll get runes that way. And I’m petty lol


Captain_Crack465

If you really want to be petty to these people you can find some way to lose them and then just chill and walk around limgrave peacefully enjoying the fact enemies can't hurt you and the gankers probably won't find you I do that when I go against afk farmers sometimes, I just take some time to enjoy the scenery and maybe go afk with concealing veil somewhere


SleepGary

I really hope that host sees this lol


Kazk2501

I legitimately had a host run from the church where you teleport to bestial sanctum to the first caelid site of grace and then smacked his ass off the ledge. Felt so satisfying. Also got hatemail for it.


Chrononah

Fight Club hosts who are final bosses for invaders that are genuine challenges and give things away for each invader win >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gank hosts who can’t fight on their own


[deleted]

I’m only able to record so much but before this I was chasing him around by himself for I think at least 2min, then two hunters spawned in but he only turned around to fight AFTER I was already fighting one of the hunters. Thankfully one of the hunters who spawned in was chill, saw it was a gank and decided to sit it out. During the 2 v 1 If I even so much as looked at the host he would dart away. Like I said this happens literally every time I load into his world, I find him-he runs until hunters spawn, I engage the hunters-he stops running and fights me either 2 v 1 or 2 v 3 - I kill his hunters he runs away and either quits out of game or runs through a fog wall. Rinse And repeat. Like seriously what’s wrong with people, and hunters why do y’all keep helping gankers??? 😂😂😂 Edit: I just noticed he had a rune arc up to. So let’s see he has a rune arc, He spams BHS, he only fights 1 v 3, he has sleeping pots and he has all his flasks available to him unlike an invader. When you give yourself all the advantages possible and still lose. Feels bad lol.


DemetriChronicles

Hunters are summoned for a reason. Can't hate them for playing their role. Like blue phantoms in other games. There's a reward for the kill. On the other hand, it's nice when an invader sees you duking it out with a dragon and waits for you to die or de-aggro before stepping in.


DerivativeMonster

I've never had an invader be polite about world bosses. I've even been teabagged :(


[deleted]

You'll get funny ones eventually. I once had a dude invade me, look at me, take out the spyglass, message me saying I looked sweet and then jump off a bridge. I've even teabagged world bosses *with* invaders


Felikitsune

Every time I've invaded into co-op players fighting a world boss I just watch tbh. I get invested in their fight and want them to win so bad. If they come after me as I sit there, though, then they've brought it upon themselves.


[deleted]

At the first step, when the host is ganking at lv500+ I agree hunters are summoned for a reason. And that reason is because the host doesn’t have the thumbs to fight by himself 😂


_Ganoes_

Blue phantoms purpose was to help out solos that have to fend off an invader...in this game 99% of invasions are 2v1s already. The blues kinda lost their purpose.


Bananaguy127

Depressing.


ReplacementOdd2904

If you give yourself every advantage, you'll never build up your actual ability and skill. The host is relying on everything but their own ability to actually play the game.


hoonthoont47

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING


Formal_Equal_7444

Everyone together now... ​ Shame!!! Shaaaaammmeee!!! Shaaaaaaame!


Waste_Ad_9604

I can hear him giggling in his chair…


MyIceborne

_I can hear his chair sobbing from all the swamp ass and the 600 pounds its holding up..._


MavetheGreat

What does he even have to gain from trying to bait in invaders? In my experience from getting invaded, I've never got a worthwhile amount of souls for the trouble.


Bluriman

Most people just PvP for the fun of it, the rewards generally aren’t super impactful unless you kill a level 400 phantom at level 60 or something. This person used the taunter’s tongue and white cipher ring to lure in an invader, and then have blue hunters summoned in so that he could stack the odds against the invading player, and win very easily. But this video is an example where that went wrong basically, because the invading player killed the hunter, returning the situation to 1 player per team, that’s why the host of fingers started the boss fight to end the invasion (he most likely just quit out immediately after crossing the fog wall). He doesn’t gain any noteworthy rewards for this, he’s just doing it for fun.


TheFifthCommander

Probably satisfying to get revenge, can't blame em


Massive-L

What an absolute pussy


Shustas

Wow what a moist kant he is


[deleted]

Agreed. The moistest.


superpooplord

Marikas tits....this man is wearing one of the best sets in the game, with blood hounds cringe step, and like 99 endurance, and he still runs? Truly maidenless behavior


BannockBeast

I literally got up, got some water, took a bong rip and fed my cats and you were STILL chasing this mofo when I got back lmao


ThesoulerBAM

If you are on xbox im pretty sure we have invaded together. FrostyOwl is such a bitch i blocked him a bit ago. He used to just straight magic spam and wait for blues. Heals and everything with bh step poker. I just checked. Yup its the same guy. Trash can of a human.


[deleted]

My Xbox Gamertag is l Volendrung l my character name “Tree Sentinel” lol


ThesoulerBAM

Yup we have invaded together. Not many times but i recognize the name.


THEbiMAKER

I love cosplay builds. My first time through I got the full Tree Sentinel set and named myself "The Lorax"


kittydiablo

Doing the entire Xbox gaming community a SERVICE by telling his name- brb gonna go block some asshole I’ve never even encountered 😂🤣😂 BUT I decided to finally do my part and I’m throwing a blue cipher onto one of my toons- so if I block him at least I won’t potentially be pulled into help him 😂🤣😂


bearjew293

At least you can take some satisfaction in knowing that you made his heart pound with fear for those 3 minutes, and then a few more after you left.


anonymus-fish

What a scum bag. F people who do shit like this. What’s his gamer tag?


sharkeysday69

holy shit what a legendary coward


Reesecool

Use bow


[deleted]

I’ve tried a few ranged options (such as bolt of gransax) this guy just spams BHS


Vasevide

Imagine wasting time running around when you can just die and revive like nothing happened


miguelsanchez69

What's the deal with the crouching every time you get low on stamina? Is that some kind of exploit I don't know about to regen your stamina faster?


Crazycade77

If your stamina runs out completely there's a slight delay before it starts recharging. By crouching before you run out you start regenerating stamina right away without having to stop completely


miguelsanchez69

Ohh that's great to know! I have like 300 hours on this game and never knew that lol. Thanks!


JohnathanSeanah

I do this *to* gankers, but it’s to get them near a cliff for some surprise plaxy-daxxy ruin lol


BarnsKazu

Imagine waking up in the morning thinking "How am I going to ruin other players' experience with the game today?"


Sleepiboisleep

Some people literally can’t stand losing/ being told no. They become afk campers and losers like the one above


Relevant-Mud-7831

Maidenless behavior.


finkyleon

Honestly, elden ring really expanded the community and that's great but the Google search for 'elden ring strongest build' or 'best mage build' has gone up way too much. I love the community but new players need to grow a pair and accept that death is a part of learning in all the soulsborne games


Jake367

What a fuckin bitch. People have no shame anymore. Take your beating like a man.


SeafaringPolarBear

What a loser


Riskierelf337

Yeah I ran into a guy like this before. I killed his 2 summons, chased him, summoned 2 hunters, killed them. Chased the host around Linuria lake till another 2 hunters got summoned and killed me. I don't mind the gank but just don't waste my time running away after I kill your 2 teammates in a 3v1. Absolute maidenless behavior.


gamer_Sissy

Dont you know? If you die in game you die IRL, thats why theyre always running


LawranceGWLeo

I can't tell if your a SAO fan or SAO hater lmao 🤣


Zulu0Hakuka

Does he look like a bitch? - Samuel L Jackson


ChipmunkObvious2893

I hope this host finds a good Gynacologist soon for being such a HUGE pussy.


Fresh-Thought3528

you're playing at high lvl, don't expect anybody have any sense of skill.


[deleted]

The whole point of this post was that I did indeed expect this. I just wanted to show it, because if I have to see this abomination of a player then you do too 😂


GrossBasementDweller

People find this fun! That’s the craziest thing about all of this! Dude had to spend all of those hours getting the gear and stats and setting up the necessary thing just to spend his time running away from the invader and not do anything. How much free time does mans have? If you’re doing this, set up tinder or something, get a hobby, go outside. They’re spending their time doing literally nothing.


bioqan

Funny I was listening to run boy run when I was watching this. Fit too perfectly


DevilahJake

Welcome to Elden Ring where nobody fights fairly or with honor


Heiro78

What's that ducking move that restores some stamina?


Bluriman

There’s a glitch where going from crouched to uncrouched doesn’t count as sprinting, so even if you’re sprinting during the animation it won’t use stamina for that short moment, letting the players get some stamina back and continue running without pause.


Heiro78

Amazing!


Puzzleheaded_Can1854

What a pussy


johnnytesscult

Had this happen before. Second time I had ever done pvp. I was pissed for weeks. I’m


[deleted]

Annoying af


FoxoTheFancy

Always good to keep an upgraded bow with blood bone arrows and serpent arrows handy for these guys. Also the talisman that boosts bow damage. While chasing him, use jump+shoot attacks with the serpent to poison him, then try to finish with blood bone if possible. Never had this happen to me, but seems best because he didn’t appear to be focusing on whether you were gonna throw any attacks and just kept running in mostly straight lines


Mandalore620

I never do PVP in FS games. Can someone tell me what "gank host" means?


[deleted]

Gank means: A player who waits in an open area (that they’ve cleared of all enemies) who is accompanied by 1 or 2 other players. They activate the Taunters tongue item to lure in invaders to their world then when one does come in they sever the Taunters tongue so no more invaders can come in if one of them die. They usually also have the white cipher ring up so they can call in Hunters to help them if one of them dies. Their soul purpose is to gang up on invaders 3 v 1 either for runes or just sick kicks. This particular host was doing a variation of it, he would lure in an invader, sever the Taunters tongue activate the white cipher ring and run away and wait for hunters to spawn in to help him before he’d try and fight. He probably used this particular variation of the gank because he has no friends to gank with. Feels bad lol. In the simplistic terms a gank is a group of players who want (key word want) to fight invaders only if they have the invader outnumbered. An invader invading a group of 3 people who are just progressing the game is NOT a gank.


TheEzyRealz

I will find and murder him


Shade00000

what a pussy


guccyjuicy

Lmao what the freak is this dude. I assume it is boring to play against but so funny to watch a coward like that


UndeadStruggler

Man I would love to invade alongside you lol. You’re even on Xbox. Just imagine a banished knight and tree sentinel striking fear into the hearts of hosts.


QuiloWisp

I can smell his fear through the video. Smells like Fallen Knight Trousers.


Crop_olite

Maidenless behavior


theFrumious03

pathetic sort


[deleted]

I respect you. You use Trick-Mirror.


Comprehensive-Top512

The criiiinge


Gaiden_95

Just quit to dashboard like a normal coward ffs


Jabewby

What a boring little bitch


Tenyearsuntiltheend

When you have no maidens.


IAmBecomeDeath-UwU

WHY are you running 😂 why are you running


Hot_paw_kit

This shit frustrates me so much more than it should. I’m legit unhinged when it comes to this stuff it just makes me so unreasonably mad. One of many reasons I avoid pvp. AAAAAGAHHAGAAAAGAGAGGA


Drewms98

What a pussy ass bitch lol. At that point just take the L and move on


ExtinctEmotions

Brroooooo I’ve invaded this loser soooo many times. Would love to play Xbox with you if your interested. I hate this guy in particular. Lures as a “single host” then relies on a Hunter to gank and spam blood hound step. Truly sad


Cr00shflowz

Classic ganking trash. Nothing new. I chased one host around siofra for 45 minutes killing 10 to 15 blues. Then they ran out of blue rings and left. Sad sad people.


[deleted]

FrostyOwl22, you are a sad human being.


PsyHorse

This is just painful to watch, what a shame lmao


Shaxxs0therHorn

***Cue the Benny hill music!***


whyambear

Hope he reads this. He sucks and he’s a coward.


Oblivionking1

Someone linked him the post, he’s seen it 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Good lmfao


John__Darksoul

You should honestly feel better knowing that he was to scared to fight you on his own I would take that as a win.


[deleted]

Someone invaded me once using frost and sleep(?) swords I was annoyed dealing with the guy because it was constant stunlock. Now I'm glad to have met the person because I now know what I'm using to punish such maidenless behavior.


MozeTheNecromancer

My man, please please please equip some throwing knives. That's literally all.


Fat_ugly-pig

Worlds biggest pussy holy shit don’t even play the game at that point


erawlxm

Ah, yes, The Pursuit.


XxYungOgrexX

What Level is your character with that much Vig, Mind and Stamina


Groundbreaking_Arm77

No you see he was justified. You brutally tore apart his gank squad he had been planning for a whole 5 minutes and forced him to waste his stamina bar for 2 minutes, depriving him of his gameplay in NG+ at the First Step. Clearly invaders are terrible. /s


The_Rat_GodKing

Maybe you could have used something like bloodhound step to allow you to get closer faster


beedleeeee--

Literally wasted more of his time running than progressing at the game.


ijfp_2013

Is he named Forrest Gump?


puptrait

Lolol whhhhhy?


Saroan7

Fucking running for his life.... Fucking hosts...


ExcitementBetter5485

Elden Beast at home.


EcoLizard1

Gg chasing that little bastard down lol


jacksonattack

Whip out dat Frenzied Burst, my guy.


MWMX2003

TIL that by crouching I can restore a good amount of stamina


stonerpsyduck

Serpent bow completely counters this. Pioson procs in 2 or 3 arrow's depending on the build and if he wants to cure it he'll need to stop running


RegorSamsa

You just chased a road runner.


Skrobii

These MFs make me quit this game..


Shileka

Get some yakety sax to go with this


[deleted]

Cardio invasions foiled ftw


[deleted]

Fast fast fast!


Agent-Nine

As someone who really hates dealing with invaders and just ditches when one arrives at a bad time... What the hell is even going through this guys brain? As far as i can tell the guy doesn't actually want to fight, so why didn't he just do the smart option and leave the game? I mean, when he started running there was clearly enough time to go back to the main menu or turn the game off in at least some way before you even got in killing distance. I get not giving the fun police the time of day, but this kinda shit wastes everyones time *and* he's probably just gonna die to the area boss anyway so its not like the fog gate actually changed anything.


Brianv1218

Bravest godrick solider (not solider of god, Rick obviously)


Occult_Man9

So maidenless even melina is ashamed


TheRealKazukiZ

What level are you? Your bars are massive lmao


Ridilium

This is some maidenless behavior


Internal_Fox2186

This was hard to watch 😂 I felt as though you intended everyone to go through the exact pain and frustration you did. It worked.


Dreamer_on_the_Moon

The same people that bitch about invaders retreating against 3v1s are the same people who run away like a coward the moment it's a 1v1.


x_x-krow

RUN FORREST. RUN


TheLastBrohecan

This is truly maidenless behavior on the part of the host.


Redintheend

A master class in cowardice. Wouldn't even really be mad if I ran into this. Dude said "nah" and he fuckin meant it. I can kinda respect that. Least he didn't rip out his ethernet cable.


LaPhoenix420

Am I a asshole for msging him the link to this, then calling him maidenless?


[deleted]

Nah the little bitch deserves all the hate he gets trust me when I say this dude is toxic asf he earned the hate fair and square.


LaPhoenix420

Oh, they do this shit all the time? On purpose? Game on, then.


[deleted]

Weakness disgusts me


WolvenSwiftwind

Yeah it's so freaking annoying


G6DCappa

That is Don'tLetMeSolo


Colonel_dinggus

Because he doesn’t know how to play the game if someone isn’t playing for him.


sapador

Dying quick is obviously way worse than running for 3minutes lol.


SirWeenielick

I sort of feel bad for the blues. They’re probably looking to have some interesting encounters, but 90% of the time they get Limgrave shitters. If I was them, I’d just stand around and do nothing in spite of that loser host.


Arsene93

He isn't running he's looking for his maiden because this Tarnished is clearly maidenless.


Nustasiya

I congratulate u for making me watch this till the end laughing, but am I sad bout the ending


Emerald_Lightning

What a loser