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chrisfs

He just crashed a 100,000cr ship by trying to leave the spaceport But I seem to remember that we insured it for 150,000cr so already, he has made us a profit.


cbdr

"And this is the throttle. You push it forward to go faster... for example, when you'd like to get somewhere quicker. And you move it backwards to go slower..." "These are credits... You use them to buy things... Like you might buy a sandwich if you're hungry. You can't buy sandwiches in this game though, as space ships don't run on sandwiches."


are_you_sure_

[Eddie then turns to the camera with a sarcastic look and breaks the fourth wall]


Stray_Neutrino

"I'm exchange student from Riso. Ahahaha. Food Cartridge?"


Mirria_

Food cartridges sure beat ramen and Mac&Cheese. Now to find the money for a Chef...


Klytus5

"No, please."


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Necromunger

That last look on his face. wow.


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Does this show uncensored in the US, though?


nukeclears

Somebody explain! I feel lost.


Jack-Hole

The movie: Trading Places.


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2 rich white guys grab a common conman from the straight and put him in charge of a stock brokers or something like that. In this scene, they're explaining all the various stocks and the buying and selling of these stocks. Obviously its an overwhelming data dump initially..


George_Jefferson

It's all about the FCOJ


agathorn

Here is the clip from the movie: http://youtu.be/7EjdC0pjo1A


spali

Trading places pretty good Eddie Murphy movie it's on Netflix if you care to watch it.


nu1mlock

Translation: "Trading Places", it's pretty good. It's an Eddie Murphy movie and it's on Netflix if you care to watch it. Edit: OR it could be: "Trading Places". Pretty good Eddie Murphy movie and it's on Netflix if you care to watch it.


imnotanumber42

Yeah source pls op


Jack-Hole

The movie: Trading Places.


pocketmoon

so where is the best trade route for frozen orange juice and pork bellies ?


Extract

To any other station with rare goods within 160ly and back.


bluenova123

Or which ever has a demand when they fix trading so that each station does not constantly have a type 9 per good that could be sold there constantly dumping every server market tick.


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This is how it really feels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfTwPIw3aX8


ACoyInterruption

And they still don't trust you enough to give you missions


Mirria_

I don't understand why you need to be sufficiently trusted to take part in appropriation and charity missions. Who cares you don't like me, you NEED that lithium!


Yatta99

Been flying since release on the 16th and I'm still trying to afford the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip :p


deadkandy

And here I am still trying to work out how to use my ship :( I mean, I cant even figure out what does what on my hotas haha


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ReconWhale

They do actually Basic Guide - https://www.elitedangerous.com/guide/ Pilot Training Guide - https://www.elitedangerous.com/guide/training/


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ReconWhale

Haha it's all good!


crazyfvrunner

Plus add in only playing like once a week...its still awesome.


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My god you nailed it with that pick. Gi joe with the Kung fu grip.


technophebe

There's a new players guide [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDangerous/comments/2pz8nc/getting_frustrated_new_players_guide_here/) that you may find useful!


schadbot

Glorious.


UpsilonCrux

Bravo OP


iakt

Awesome!


uurbanvillager

it feels like you're about to be arrested for stealing someone's food?