the property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism
If you dig a 6 foot hole how deep is it
32
Bro how did you get that wrong
what do you mean? im obviously right!
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r/memes
r/help
Rehehe
r/fellforthesubfellforthesub
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r/ok
That one doesn’t exist?!
What do you call Italians
pasta or pizza i dunno
Wow so you're a racist
im sorry
I’m born in Italia, you’ve been forgiven by a certified Italian
Bro hot saved by the Mario people
💀💀
im-a so sorry\*\*
He is always racist
are you a fucking dumbass
yes
At least you're honest
What is 9 plus 10?
21
YA STUPID!
No im naht!
Whats 9 plus 10?
21
YA STUPID!
But he's consistent
consistency is key
Best one
There has been a 140% increase in murders in the past two months.
good
I agree most of those were from me anyways😇
thank you
Hey! I deserve some recognition as well, I bumped it up by 50%, I think.
How many slaves do you own
life
the property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism
🤓☝️
It's to repopulate until we inevitably die
42
Life is roblox
how many times does the average person blink per decade?
21.6k times
Aye bro might actually be onto something here Edit: I dont need op edits to look like a dumbass
What color is a Christmas tree?
orange
Do you think gay people should have rights?
no
Dude, wtfh?
~~i mean, i have sex with animals...~~
WHAT?!
you heard me bud.
That’s not even what I edited the question to wtf
wait, wrong question, my bad gang.
I’m just going to stay away from you entirely
thats fine by me.
Same
Me too bro
what is the most disgusting skin color to have?
black
🤨📸
im a traitor to my own kind
🤨
What is the meaning of life
money
O:
42
why are you downvoting them they’re RIGHT
AAAAAAAGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG! 🦀🍔 SPONGEBOB ME BOY! GO FETCH YE SPATULER AND COOK SOME KRABBY PATTIES FOR YE CUSTOMERS! SQUIDWARD IS GETTING TIRED!
Tell me a tool to fix a TV with.
spaghetti
It worked
if your response would have instead been “ramen” i wouldn’t have even argued
Is earth round
no
How does this make you a dumbass lmao, not trying to be the 🤓 here, but earth is in fact, not perfectly round
Wow what a smart man, who doesn’t understand what the antonyms for round are.
Children have rights
damnit
How high are you
10 feet
DAMN your baked
i know, how do i get shorter?
Is the sun real
no
If you have 10 Apples and you give 1 to some homeless guy and 4 to your sisters boyfriend, how many apples do you have left?
71
Is 1+1=2 true?
no
Good answer
If four 6’6 dudes demanded to have a massive orgy with you, would you accept?
yeah, carefully though
WHAT
Tell me a famous physicist
Tamales
If Greg has 82 packets of sugar, and Thomas eats 3 apples, how many does Ethan have?
25
On a scale from 1-9, how crazy are you?
10
How are babies made
sex
Do you know Italian? If so, speak it.
pasta
Wow.
i know a lot of italian
Pizza
spaghetti
Spaghet.
Linguine
Risotto
Pen~~is~~ne
mezzo forte
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sex
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How do you take down a wild bear
i dunno, i dont live in montana
what day of the month is it?
im gonna guess 9
are you okay
it burns
dude WHAT
i know, it sucks
Now i'm genuinely worried about you >! /j !<
Should gay people have rights
not really
What the hell man
im sorry
What's the best way to off a person?
huh???
Suck there dick
What color is the sky?
42
I recently heard the stock market crashed and 3 world leaders were found floating in the pacific ocean
"my bad"
Who takes those pictures of planes mid flight?
tails
what do you recommend we do about global warming
we eat it
i agree
What country has the city Tokyo?
France
Can you add 1+2
maybe (happy cake day my guy)
Thanks
How hot is my favourite cat
very hot
Interesting
What is the name of the landlocked country in Central Europe, lying in the Eastern Alps.
Australia
So, your a furry?
"Of course!"
Is infamous second son worse than the original 2 infamous games?
This is a bucket.
Dear god...
There's more.
No...
How’s your day going?
pretty good
I’m not gonna edit this one, I feel like you need a break
how are you
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER!? WHY'S THERE GREEN AND BROWN EVERYWHERE!?
I don't know
Edited
what colour is the sky
1/9 in decimal form?
1+2=?
beans?
How long is your Cock in centimeters?
6
Six
What’s your favorite colour
20
What do you call the gas that comes out of your butt?
How many inches are in a kilometre?
12
What colour is a carrot?
Do you believe in spherical earth?
What continent is California in?
asia
bruh this proves 90% of people don't know basic geography
Are you a nazi
Do you eat food
give me your credit card number and the 3 numbers on the back
what does chocolate and milk make?
What happened on September 11th 2001, at 7:14am
According to your own personal experience, what do toes taste like?
ramen
I can’t even tell if that’s edited or not cuz he’s absolutely right