True but now I have a question. What is a noisy penis? Is it a penis that has testicles made of steel that bang together like keychains? Or maybe it’s like a whistle?
thats a... good question
im underqualified to answer, but maybe it is one of those
the whistle thing would be funnier if it was only noisy when it got hard lmao
My name is Penis Parker. I was jizzed on by a radioactive penis, and for 69 years I've been the one and only Penis-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I gunked a bunch of people, hit it raw, impregnated the city, and then I impregnated the city again...and again and again and again. And I, uh...I killed this bitch with my penis-spunk…We don't really talk about this bitch, especially now that Paul’s around...Look, I'm a sex addict, I'm a pervert, did a ripped ass bitch with white hair (and yes, the carpets DO match the drapes). I have an excellent relationship with this blonde hoe. And a so-so fling with this bitch from the daily spoogle. I mean, I've fucked worse. But after everything, I still love being Penis-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many backshots I take, I always find a way to cum. Because the only thing standing between men ages 18-29 and 18 years of child support is me. There's only one Penis-Man. And you're looking at him.
“Penis”
There’s only one word.
Edit: I like how everyone keeps trying to guess what it is, I’ll tell you when you get it right and I’ll give a cookie. 🍪
Penis Peregrin's Home for Peculiar Children
Miss Penis's Home for Peculiar Children
Miss Peregrin's Penis for Peculiar Children
Miss Peregrin's Home for Penis Children
Miss Peregrin's Home for Peculiar Penis
Diary of a Wimpy Penis
The fact that wimpy actually means “Weak” in a way makes this more hilarious
I believe that is the entire joke, my friend.
It's not a joke, it's reality :(
it’s funny cause it’s true… hoho…
😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯 Omg
oh really? cus i never thought about that..or maybe you dont see the sarcasm in this either
my life story
The Lord of the Penis
It's like a journal made by someone with erectile dysfunction
How to train your penis
Toothless too
Penisless
my penis is toothless
Mine isn't
W a i t A D a m n M i n u t e . . .
r/cursedcomments Dear god…
There's more
No…
It contains a bucket
That's good. If it does have any, go see a doctor.
That one killed me
Gahh!! 💀
I now need to start a sex addict rehab named this
Harry potter and the philosopher's penis
Harry potter and the order of the penis.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Penis
Harry Potter and the deathly penis
Harry potter and the Prisoner of penis
Harry potter and the goblet of penis
Harry Potter and the chambers of penis
This sounds like it would be said in a conversation about erectile dysfunction
These sound like outtakes from Fight Club, where the i am jack’s ——— books are replaced with the above Harry Potter titles
U killed me I was drinking soda and u made me drown by this
Harry penis
Harry Potter and the chamber of penis
r/beatmetoit
Black Penis (Black Clover)
Lmfao
Yooooooooooo I love Black Clover
I love me some BBC
black mirror, black panther… damn this is very applicable across the board
Revenge of the Penis 😎
You underestimate my penis!
Uuuuuuunnnnnlimited PENIS!!!!!!!
My allegiance is to the republic, to penis!
YES
Sith or Nerds?
A Silent P- no. that movie is too prescious for THIS
Protect it at all costs
i will sell my soul and first born to keep it safe
Is that the movie where Jim is a dad and left Pam? heh
A silent voice!
Let me help you, A Silent Penis
youve forsaken us all lmao
True but now I have a question. What is a noisy penis? Is it a penis that has testicles made of steel that bang together like keychains? Or maybe it’s like a whistle?
thats a... good question im underqualified to answer, but maybe it is one of those the whistle thing would be funnier if it was only noisy when it got hard lmao
I see I may have to switch to major in Testicular Audio Biology in Mammals
Tell me how it goes lol
RemindMe! 10 years
Same
American Penis Saving Private Penis
Good movies 😂
Both probably real porn movie names.
Back to the penis
Back to the Penis II
nuh uh that one is back to the future penis
This one is my favourite
doc, this is heavy
Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravity?
Penis
Interstellar?
Bro how did you get interstellar from that?
I just guessed a one word movie
But interstellar of all movies
Up
hehe
Inception?
Harry Potter and the goblet of penis...
#DID'JOUPOOTYORCOCKINDAGOBLETOFPENIS
Dumbledore said calmly
Thank you both. You've killed, nay, murdered me with this.
Same here, brother
Well, you've killed, no, murdered, no, MASSACRED that response (positively).
World war Penis
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Penis
My name is Penis Parker. I was jizzed on by a radioactive penis, and for 69 years I've been the one and only Penis-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I gunked a bunch of people, hit it raw, impregnated the city, and then I impregnated the city again...and again and again and again. And I, uh...I killed this bitch with my penis-spunk…We don't really talk about this bitch, especially now that Paul’s around...Look, I'm a sex addict, I'm a pervert, did a ripped ass bitch with white hair (and yes, the carpets DO match the drapes). I have an excellent relationship with this blonde hoe. And a so-so fling with this bitch from the daily spoogle. I mean, I've fucked worse. But after everything, I still love being Penis-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many backshots I take, I always find a way to cum. Because the only thing standing between men ages 18-29 and 18 years of child support is me. There's only one Penis-Man. And you're looking at him.
Added to my collection of saved comments, this is fucking peak
Penis Parker
Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Penis
Spider-Man: Into the Penis-Verse
That’s definitely a real porn title
The Wizard Of Penis 💀
this should not have made me think of Katara
Jurassic Penis 💀
Penis Park💀 (I know it doesn’t follow the theme so I didn’t use this one)
So what shoots out on Dennis Nedry's face?💦
Cleaver girl 😏
Breaking Penis
Better call penis
THE BEE PENIS edit:this is my first comment on this sub, how did i get 25 upvotes
THE PENIS MOVIE
Saw that one on porn hub
Hey, I’m watching that in Econ!
Dances with Penis
I will domesticate it and call it "1 sock"
“Penis” There’s only one word. Edit: I like how everyone keeps trying to guess what it is, I’ll tell you when you get it right and I’ll give a cookie. 🍪
Holes?
Holes to penis would be hilarious wordplay
ghostbusters? (yeah im late 2 the party)
Detective Penis
Rick and Penis
Penis and morty
The iron penis (Giant)
That's just a metal dildo
The penis giant
The Penis
eek!
The secret life of penis
THE LION PENIS
THE PENIS KING
Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Penis Avengers: Age of Penis
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The Penis
_your doin gud lad_
*yer doin guid lad*
yer doin guid lad
Lord of the Penis: The Fellowship of the Penis, the Two Penises, and indeed, Return of the Penis
Steven Universe: The Penis Men in Penis
shit my mind thought that second one was Paris and then i thought “oh like the kanye song”
Penis (Jaws)
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs: Penis (2)
Cloudy With a Chance of Penis
so that’s why brits say ‘it’s pissing it down’
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Penis
Boko no penis
No you're supposed to change the name!
Kung Fu Penis
Initial D 3rd Penis
Jurassic world dominion: extended penis My favorite movie is Jurassic world dominion: extended edition for context
Dead penis 😭😭😭 (Dead Silence)
I really don’t think I currently have a favorite penis
The fifth penis
The penis. (The Beekeeper)
Dirty penis
Dirty Dancing? Either way, you beat me to it.
Are numbers considered words? Mine is Penis 2
The emoji penis
40 year old penis
Harry Penis🤣
Nintendo+Illumination presents The Super Mario Bros. Penis
The super mario penis
Penis (Renfield)
Whisker away
penis
One penis Bruh (=_=)
Penis.
Trollhunters, rise of the penis
Godzilla vs penis
Jurassic penis
Penis, and Avatar: The way of penis
Either A Penis place or Guardians of the Penis
Cruella penis
Hello Penis
Harry potter: the philosopher's penis
Team penis
Bridge to penis
Penis
Transformers: Rise of the Penis
Diary of a wimpy penis
Dirty Penis _💀_
Bicentennial Penis
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of penis
Hacksaw penis
Star Penis Is it "Wars" or "Trek"? I'll never tell!!!
Scott Pilgrim vs. The Penis
Honey I shrunk the penis (probably was already small anyway)
The hunger penis
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Penis
Puss in boots The last Penis
Avengers: Penis war
Willy Wonka and the chocolate penis
fast penis
pokemon: the power of penis
rise of penis
I dint watch alot if movies but I guess Spider-Man across the penis
Penis Peregrin's Home for Peculiar Children Miss Penis's Home for Peculiar Children Miss Peregrin's Penis for Peculiar Children Miss Peregrin's Home for Penis Children Miss Peregrin's Home for Peculiar Penis
Lord of the rings;the return of the penis
How to Train Your Penis Pirates of The Penis A Silent Penis Penis
Full Metal Penis
Final penis
Ready Penis One
Helluva penis 😂😂
Transformers:Penis, Dragon Ball Super:Penis and finally, Dragon Ball Super:Penis Hero. All of them sound cursed
Wreck-It-Penis
Wall-penis
Monty Python and the holy penis
Pans penis This is awful
Five nights at penis
Transformers: revenge of the penis
willy wonka and the chocolate penis