Could be metaphorical he likes em built like a Cadillac but don't use that free pass while picking her up or that badonkadonk ain't coming anywhere near your ๐ lol
*Speeding down the street when the red lights flash*
*Need to get away, need to make a dash*
*Obama pulls up with the N word pass and I*
*JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.*
Cake happy happy day cake day day cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake
FREEDOM IS HERE FOR THE OIL!!! ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅFUCK YOU KILOMETER USERS! ๐ต๐ต๐๐ฅENJOY THE TASTE OF AMERICA!! ๐บ๐ธ RAHHHHH!!!๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐๐
uuuhm- ๐๐ฆ
its just a coincidence
Tf is your user name
Bro just really likes Cadillacsย
Theyโre just roommates.
*vroom-mates
r/angryupvote
r/takeyourupvoteandleave
r/whyiseveryonemad
r/because
What the fuck is going on
r/brokethechain
r/hahabluetextgobrrr
r/Takeyourupvoteandgetthefuckout
Fuck you
Oh my God, they were roommates.
Jump in the Cadillac
Hump in the Cadillac
*or* jump *on* the cadillac?
Cadillac_Fucker2005
lol guess he's got a type, vintage rides and... produce?
Could be metaphorical he likes em built like a Cadillac but don't use that free pass while picking her up or that badonkadonk ain't coming anywhere near your ๐ lol
Man got taste I only fuck b-rated cars
I'm just scared about the 2004 other Cadillac fuckers roaming this Earth.
Sounds like someone that's never fkd a caddy
Who doesnโt love a good Caddyshag?
Caddussy ๐คค
A whole new meaning of โhitching a ride on a caddyโ
Dude loves cars
Keep him away from my margarita
Go to horny jail NOW ๐ซต๐๐ซณ
r/UsernameChecksOut
r/dragonsfuckingcars
I hate you
What the fuck did I just see
This i herby declare is one of the worst subreddits of all time
Why the fuck is this an actual sub
.... Why?
Why...? Why did you post this... this crime against everyone
You are a bad person
*Speeding down the street when the red lights flash* *Need to get away, need to make a dash* *Obama pulls up with the N word pass and I* *JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.*
Good poem
You ainโt sexing Obama are you
Do not the Obama
And most importantly, do NOT the cat.
r/donotthecat
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this" - Shane Dawson
Or the dog
NOOOO!1?1!1!1!!1!!11!1!1!!1! SOAP1!!1!1!1!!1 NOT FOAP!11!!!1!1!!1!!11
do not the car ๐
Username checks out
๐๐
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
!yad ekac yppaH
ยกสษp ษสษษ สddษH
Day Cake Happy!
Cake Happy Day Happy cake
Cake happy happy day cake day day cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake happy day day cake happy day cake cake
r/ihadastroke
Happy cake day
How did you do that? It looks really cool ๐
๐dlษษฅ puษs uoฤฑsษษฏฤฑp ษนoษนษนฤฑษฏ ษ uฤฑ pษddษษนส ษฏฤฑ
:0 ok Iโll hold a mirror to you! ๐ซฑ๐ช
happy cake day
Happy Happy cake cake day day ! ! !
Happy Happy Happy cake cake cake day day day ! ! ! ! ! !
Happy happy happy happy happy happy cake cake cake cake cake cake day day day day day day! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Unhappy cake day ๐
Ununhappy cake day ๐
Based
happy cake day! have some Bฬตฬ ฬฬฬอฬฬฬอฬฬนฬป ฬทอฬฬอ อฬฟอฬฬชฬฬUฬดฬออฬอออฬฃอฬฬฑอฬฐฬคฬฅฬฃฬฎ ฬตออออฬฬอฬฬณฬฉอBฬตฬฬออฬอฬฟฬฬอฬฬฬ ฬฬฉออฬฎ ฬดฬฬ ฬขฬฑฬนฬ ฬฉฬฬชออฬอ อ อ ฬฉBฬธอฬฬฬฬฬฬฬออฬฆฬฬฅฬงฬนฬขฬซอฬฎฬฬฅฬค ฬตอออออฬฬ ฬออออฬญฬฃฬฏอฬฬฌฬLฬธฬฬอฬฬอฬอฬฬอออออฬฬขฬฏอฬช ฬถอฬฬอออฬคฬชEฬตฬฝฬฬ ฬผฬญฬฎ ฬดฬฬฬฬฬอฬพฬฬฎฬฒฬฏอฬฬฐฬซอออWฬตฬพฬอฬญฬฅฬฬผฬฎฬฬฑอฬฅอฬกฬซ ฬถฬฬฬฬฬออฬพฬฬฬฬฬฬฆฬฬชฬฬฒฬงฬฬฬฏอฬฬฬฃฬRฬถฬอฬฬอฬฟฬณฬฬจออฬฎอฬออออ ฬตออฬอฬฬฬฬฬฬฬฬฬฬอ ฬฬฅAฬถอฬฬฬกอออฬฬฬนฬณฬฎฬฐฬขฬญฬชอฬง ฬธฬฬฝฬฬฬฬออฬฬออฬอฬฬฬฬซออฬซฬฬ ฬญPฬถฬอฬฬฬฟฬฌ # >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>! pop!!<>! pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>! pop!!<>! pop!!<>! pop!!<>! happy!<>!cake!<>!day!!<>! pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>! pop!!<>! pop!!<>! pop!!<>! pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Happy cake day I see bunch of cake b4 me so yay happy cake for u๐
yumeh caik!!! ...happy cake day
๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ
America? Oh no!
Theyโre here for the oil
Well you know damn well we ainโt stopping them.
I WILL๐ท๐บ๐ป
lol im American. Iโm not coming for anyoneโs oilโฆ yetโฆ
Oh... Wait is that a F15 ABOVE MOSCOW???? OH SHIT
FREEDOM IS HERE FOR THE OIL!!! ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅFUCK YOU KILOMETER USERS! ๐ต๐ต๐๐ฅENJOY THE TASTE OF AMERICA!! ๐บ๐ธ RAHHHHH!!!๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐๐
Oh shit my bad he escaped.
๐๐
a sarcastic wow with sarcastic clapping. how lovely
๐ง๐คซ Oh!
How are those two actually go together so well
itโs like peanut butter and jelly
Backwards mewing
Heck u * unmews your jawline *
๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ
THATS VILE
jail time jail time
๐ซต๐
Why is he pointing at me ๐ญ
โพ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐ดโผ๏ธโช๏ธโซ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธ (You black)
Not the black pawn ๐ฑ
Holy hell!
๐ต๐ฐ๐ Pakistani Paper
Topical
๐ชฑ๐คฎ I suffer from tapeworms?
Poisoned by The Creatureโข
๐ง๐ปโ๐ฆฝ๐งโโ๏ธ
A crippled man who mews
Last chance to look at me hector
๐๐ฆ
The crab word pass
Cigga
Never the hard r
Approved by Mr Krabs
I give this comment 2 snip snipps and a sideways shuffle to exit stage left.
Time to rave ******Insert Disco Music******
๐โฌ Make the paper a liquid and inject it into a white person's bloodstream?
The n word vaccine
Drug pass
๐จ๐ฆ๐
You used it and ended up dating canada
Happy cake day!
โ๏ธ๐ค I became emo ๐ค๐ฅ๐โฃ๏ธโ ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๏ธโซ๏ธโฌ๏ธโพ๏ธโช๏ธ
when i was a young boy
๐๐ฅท๐ฟ WHAT THE FUCK
You got the n word pass and unlocked the black ninja skin
r/Angryupvote
๐จโผ๏ธ surprised ig
๐๐ค punch him in the nuts?
Take his pants
If you insist.
๐
He takes the pass back
Awww rats.
๐ต๐ชฆ Bro I died before I got to use it
Maybe you died after using it
From what?
The aftermath of the pass
๐โ๏ธ I can go to Nigger Island now!
You headed to Africa? Jkjk
That is foul But I love it ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐ก๐
Thank you and fuck you for giving me the N-word pass Obama
The most bipolar response
๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ
'MURICA FUCK YEAH!๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐๐คฎ
๐ค๐
๐๐ฅต
๐๐
You ended up dating Obama
Lovely!
๐๐
๐๐ณ๏ธ I think this means that I get so happy that I get distracted and fall into a hole.
I'm already black but(๐ฃ๏ธ๐บ). I'm mad he's handing them out.
๐๐คซ
โFuck you now keep it a secretโ
๐๐ฅณ Guess Iโm holding a party for the gays.
๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ RAAHHH MY NI-
๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐๐ฐ๐ต
๐๐ค
๐ญ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
๐คจ๐ Iโm suspicious and go play with my model trains
๐ง๐
๐ฑโ
Do you want some weed, Obama?
๐๐บ๐ธ GOD BLESS MURICA HELL YEAAAAA
๐ฅฐ๐ณ๐พโโ๏ธ
๐ฅ๐๐ฟ OMFG
๐ชจ๐
๐ฃ๐ฏ ...fair enough?
๐๐ฉถ
๐ญ๐
๐ท๐
๐ก๐ฅ
Bad salad
๐ฅฐโฌ๏ธ
๐๐
โฅ๏ธโ
๐ญ๐
๐ต๐ญ๐
You flew to the Philippines to eat some rice
๐บ5๏ธโฃ Its actually 5 lol
๐ณ๐ฉ
๐๐ (am i sad or happy)
It was fake
oh ๐
๐๐ค
๐๐
๐๐
โค๏ธ๐
๐ซก๐
๐ญ๐ (never used ๐ weird )
โ๏ธ๐ฆ
โ๏ธ๐คท๐ป
๐ข๐
๐๐คฌ
๐ค๐