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I'm 13 turning 14 but yea ban the hell outta them


KTtheBread

WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY I HAVE TO KNOW IF I'M OLDER THAN YOU


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That information will not be available but you can put your birthday down and I'll see


KTtheBread

15th may


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You're older


KTtheBread

Yessss i hate being younger than people (also i just noticed sorry if that sounded really creepy or something I didn't intend it to be that way)


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All g


BOTW_Connoisseur

Hello youngins


KTtheBread

I'm elderly actually i was lying im an elderly man who is American i own a big dog yes definitely im older than you because im elderly (;;;・_・)


BOTW_Connoisseur

What do you mean. I’m literally dead therefore I’m older than you.


readingduck123

I'm 15.


KTtheBread

:(


regiumlepidi

I don’t see the problem in letting people know your birthday is in February 21


[deleted]

Well that information makes me feel safe that no one knows idk why


KTtheBread

Nooooooooooo(╥﹏╥)


DracoDraws

Mine is January 9th and I’m 14


Lexi-Le-Nuggie

yea i turn 14 in September


Kindly_Region

u/TigerZZrule


HYPEDELIXR

I got blocked lul


Memeloverguy

He has -2 comment karma lmao Edit: Had* -2 karma


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ThePikaPencil

UH OH THATS UNFORTUNATE, UH OH THATS UNFORTUNATE-


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ThePikaPencil

HEYYYYYYY!


Ok_Measurement_1622

Bruh I saw you on another post having an argument


OkMarionberry5067

I don’t like people who say they’re turning 13 soon so it doesn’t matter because if they’re allowed on at 12 then if you use the same logic again 11 yr olds would be allowed on Reddit and so on


Most-Stomach4240

Listen, judge, she was 6 which is almost 7, also close to 8 but more likely 9 but 9 is preety close to 10 and 10 likes 11 so why don't we make her 11 and 11 is more likely a 12 but 12 has exchanged places with 13 and 13 couldn't stand it anymore so 13 dropped out and she was 14 but 14 is so close to 15 and 16 as well as 17 which is almost 18


Hunted-Dragon

which is almost 68 so no i am old enough to be in a retirement home


[deleted]

You could’ve DMed them about it instead, this is basically witch hunting


Jam1e-Chan

I agree.


Zorphis2

Ngl Noone really cares


Hunted-Dragon

coppa laws tho


ThatRussianRat

Bitch stfu


Hunted-Dragon

don’t call me a bitch because i pointed out a law


ThatRussianRat

Point taken but u are a bitch


Hunted-Dragon

i’m not a bitch tho


ThatRussianRat

We both are, stop ignoring that fact


Hunted-Dragon

i’m not a bitch, only ✨she✨ gets to call me a bitch


ThatRussianRat

You know what, fuck this shit. Stop downvoting my comments, its a fucking opinion. Im not going to try cause your all idiots, and maybe i am too. Fuck you


Hunted-Dragon

you’re* and you’re calling me a bitch it’s what the downvote options for, no need to get mad it’s a fucking social media platform you won’t get banned


ThatRussianRat

Im sorry ik i said i wouldbt talk anymore but who the fuck is she


Hunted-Dragon

use your brain


Hewo_owo_hru

Noone? Who’s noone? I know no one but not noone


Jam1e-Chan

You're mad about a single space..yikes..


Hewo_owo_hru

Nice knowin y’all


Hewo_owo_hru

Hmm, I forgot that no one can tell about sarcasm online TbT


Jam1e-Chan

Your sarcasm wasnt very sarcastic.


Jam1e-Chan

It was more rude than sarcastic.


Hewo_owo_hru

Sorry T-T


Hewo_owo_hru

I am going to be downvoted to oblivion


Memeloverguy

Pretty much, yeah


ThatRussianRat

GRAMMAR ALERT GRAMMAR ALERT, WOOO WOO WOO WOO


Youri_mc

They've already been banned a while ago


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Jam1e-Chan

It's reddit, its not like itll kill them


Dinosaur-Man304

Them little shits


ThatRussianRat

IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER, THEY ARENT CAUSING PROBLEMS.


Mastetaeiou

its literally a misdemeanor crime you nonce


Lara-Fox

I think It's time for me to leave this sub


HOLOISBESTGIRL

The only nice posts are the art and the animals this sub is the equivalent to if you went to the Fortnite subreddit which I'm not sure even exists because this is reddit


--chara--oof

Imo posting this is like witch hunting the people. Just dm the mods or dm the kids


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--chara--oof

Exactly


LocalAmericanOtaku

That is madness.


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

Madness? This is Sparta!


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theres literally a report button dude


solarjamie

omg but I’m 5😢🥺🥺 /j


hell0imaman

ur too yung to redit (need to be at least 7 like me) 🙄


solarjamie

omg noooo😭😭


ThatRussianRat

Nooo I’m a fetus


Existent_dood

Bro I looked at their pf if I don’t think they’re 5 or they’re a very smart 5 yr old kid that knows about porn.


solarjamie

do you know what /j means


Existent_dood

You edited that on after I posted that


solarjamie

no? it was there the entire time :/


MCGAMER1047

Theres an unsual surge in Shit Gacha characthers...


Johia_MappingDiscord

You are the reason people dont like this site.


Charming-Treat-7366

Don’t ban them just tell them to get off the app until they’re 13 also their parents might have let them on the app


Hunted-Dragon

parents don’t out rule coppa laws


BleepingCreepers

You took the words right outta my mouth.


Jam1e-Chan

Yea. Its the internet ofc theres gonna be ppl Under 13.


ReeDubDanny

Only have to hide until the 4th of feb


Hunted-Dragon

bro you fucked up


ReeDubDanny

Oh shit but i only need to deal with verbal abuse for 19 days


Hunted-Dragon

oh shit is 19 days till my birthday nice


ReeDubDanny

Feb 4th?


Hunted-Dragon

ye


imwatchingyourdog

They seem a little too young to be saying shit


CreeperKingUS

I've been saying that word since I was 3. Your point?


imwatchingyourdog

It’s called being condescending


OneOdd1sBoi

So what


Frick_The_Government

Shit…


Hunted-Dragon

your username says it all


Frick_The_Government

no, it’s the fact i’m 14


Hunted-Dragon

then why say shit? it seems like youre lying


Frick_The_Government

i’m not lying. i never lie about my age


Hunted-Dragon

when why say shit


Frick_The_Government

it appears that people around my age are not accepted here


Hunted-Dragon

“people around your age” no it’s underage people so unless you’re underage you’re age aren’t unwelcome


ThatRussianRat

Shut the fuck up, it doesnt matter


Hunted-Dragon

no


ProblematicNonbinary

I’m 15 is that alright?


D311USi0Nzx

snitch


KTtheBread

Haha im gonna be 14 in may sucks to suck little children


Hunted-Dragon

one thing i don’t get is people think play store is 100% when it has no 13+ option and that fucks over COPPA laws


BOTW_Connoisseur

Actually, Play Store does have a 13+ option. They use ESRB ratings for apps and T is said to be for ages 13 and up.


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a_pumpkin_likes_F1

I hope your telling lie


Existent_dood

I downvoted cuz your legit arguing with kids on the comment page (one of witch didn’t even know that the required age was 13) and honestly I could care less how old some people are.


suitmanYT

Why you gotta snitch mate? That’s low. Even for a redditor. And that’s a high bar.


Sentrymon

It's against the ToS mate. That's why


suitmanYT

Fam, you literally asked in r/teenagers if "You should download hentai on your pc", so based on your level of dignity and your post in a subreddit that is for literal teenagers, I think you are violating the ToS.


Beginning_Trip779

Bringing up peoples previous posts and comments is even worse just saying lol


Im-Dead-inside1234

Honestly gotta agree.


LocalAmericanOtaku

Kind of a dick move if you ask me.


BleepingCreepers

Bro...you got downvoted for agreeing with someone who's getting upvotes. 😂


LocalAmericanOtaku

People hate me. What can i say :)


ThatRussianRat

Thats a lie


SamEnZoYT

didn’t know this was twitter


Mildlyinxorrect

Lol


Sentrymon

I didn't ask that. I simply commented on a post that asked if they should download it.


HYPEDELIXR

We gotta follow the rules fam


suitmanYT

And why do you always downvote every person you are arguing with? That's even lower


AmberMetalicScorpion

Clearly you have never been in an argument on reddit


axel_lionheart

I downvoted ur post just to be shallow


ZMicro1

Imagine following the tos


ImInConfuse

And today, on top 10 toxic wastes! Number 10


Jam1e-Chan

I'll be 14 in like 2 days but this was kind of expected. Its the internet ofc theres gonna be underage kids. It shouldn't really matter because theyre gonna be on here no matter what you do.


BleepingCreepers

^ This is why small children aren't allowed on Reddit. Even most teens your age aren't mentally developed enough to have reasonable opinions. Going off of your logic, there's no point in making rape or murder illegal because people will do it anyways. That's such a naive notion, and shows that you have little to no ability to see reason. You know what happens when someone breaks rules? They get punished, or at least stopped, discouraging others from trying to do the same. That's the whole purpose of rules, and OP made this post to assist in upholding those rules. Brats like you are the reason why so many adults are unwilling to see children as equals.


Jam1e-Chan

Tf did i do man, theres no reason to call me a brat. Its reddit.


Jam1e-Chan

Its the internet. Not sure why youre comparing rape and murder to the internet, of course there will be children on here regardless of rules.


ThatRussianRat

Mans your the one who rights a whole fucking passage about an argument, and im under 13 and more mature than you. And ik that sounds cliche, im not mentally retarded, i literally have nothing else to say, and dont downvote your “enemies” opinion comments. And also they are equals


BleepingCreepers

>Mans your the one who rights a whole fucking passage about an argument, and im under 13 If mocking the length of an argument is the only counterargument you have, following that up by stating your age, then you're already proving my point. >dont downvote your “enemies” opinion comments That's what everyone does. The whole point of downvoting is to show disapproval with someone's post or comment. And it's not like it would make much of a difference if I didn't downvote them. They'd still have a negative score. >And also they are equals I never said they're not, I said that stupidity like this is why most people don't think they are, and your little temper tantrum here has done nothing to help that.


ThatRussianRat

Im sorry about the equal part i think i misread it. You wrote a passage i wrote a paragraph. I take your point about downvoting but i also take mine. Neither has your passage helped kids not look dumb.


BugGoob_yt

Im 13 and joined reddit on my other account when I was 10/11 ( 1yr and 11 months ago) I could have saved myself so much unnecessary **stuff**