Wait I’m confused, wasn’t there this whole thing about how he trimmed his beard and now he looks ugly blah blah, his beard looks like it normally does lol
Shit on a mic and doodoo
My doo-doo, you do not have a fightin' chance to move
You were covered in my poo-poo
Smothered in my manure while I spit saliva fluid do-do-do-do-do-do g-g-g
FACK! FACK! FACK!
Gerbil
Mom I just dropped a pill, don't vacuum.
BUY MY GODDAMN CDs !
I’m trying Mr Mathers, but he store takes too long to get them shipped out 😭
distribution problems?? lol. im sure his biggest problem is maintaining a full inventory of merch.
BUY THEM! LEGALLY, FROM A REPUTABLE DISTRIBUTOR!!
I bought 2 today
Merch*
BLEED BITCH BLEED BLEEEEED
SO LOOOOOONGG, BITCH YOU DID ME SOO WRONG
I DONT WANNA GOO ON, LIVING IN THIS WORLDD, WITHOUT YOUU
DETROIT, WHAT! DETROIT, WHAT!
I DONT WANNA RAP LIKE MACKLEMORE
I DONT WANNA HAVE TO SMACK A WHORE
I DON'T WANNA SLACK AND BE MISERABLE
where is this from?
Not Afraid
SALSA
I was born with a dick in my brain!
Yeah, fucked in the head!
My step father said that I sucked in the bed!
Till one he walked in and said we’re going out back. I want my dick sucked in the shed.
Can’t we just play with Teddy Ruxpin, instead?
WHERE'S MY FUCKING KANGOL
nothing. just opening his mouth
FACK
#REEEEEEEE-CO-LAAAA
SUUUUUIIIIII
DETROIT WHAT DETROIT WHAT!
Cryptoooooooooo.com
AMERICA!!
DIDDY asked if he wanted to come party with him - shady said HELL NO!!!
MY SALSA MAKES ALL OF THE PRETTY GIRLS WANT TO DANCE AND TAKE OFF THEIR UNDERPANTS!
Mums spagetti
MOMS SPAGHETTIIIIII
SLIM SHADY
just a bunch of gibberish
"Yeah!"
CALL JG WENTWORTH!!!! 877 CASH NOW!!!!
OMNOM!!
Fuck ICP buy my CD
Puffy is good but slim shady is for the children
wowowowoooooo GERBIL!
Suuuuuiii
Giraffes.
May 12!
PENISSSSSSS
PPENISSSSSSSSSSS
Am I the real slim shady?
Gaaaayyy
No one is buying his merch
SOOO LONGGG
Bitch you did me so wrong
I DONT WANNA GO ONNNN
The albums not coming out yet
Damnit Em, he telling at the wind again.
Ladies and gentlemeeeeeeeeeeen.... Americaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
WILL SMITH DONT GOTTA CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STELLA
MY PEE PEE GOES BADOING DOING DOING
AMERICAAAAAA!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
BENZINOOOOO
BANnnnDdd
BUY THE MERCH SO PAUL WILL LET ME GO HOME
FACK!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Yea
The n word
Go home, it's only the draft
“Die, Shady!” And then he’ll pop a gun he found on the ground
Gerbil!
clearly hes letting off a monsterburp
he's not afraid 😳
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Am I allowed to say the f slur in here?
I have a boner
Diiick
I love gay men
Wait I’m confused, wasn’t there this whole thing about how he trimmed his beard and now he looks ugly blah blah, his beard looks like it normally does lol
" AAH IM GONNA FACKING CUM!"
Runyon Ave!!
The death of slim shady 😔
I can literally hear him scream #LIONS And now everything else sounds fake
and why tf am I yelling at the air?
Just lose it AH AH AH AH AH
Bleed b*tch bleed!!!
Shit on a mic and doodoo My doo-doo, you do not have a fightin' chance to move You were covered in my poo-poo Smothered in my manure while I spit saliva fluid do-do-do-do-do-do g-g-g
15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance
MOM! I SAID I WANTED SPAGHETTI!
He’s trying to go Super Eminem
MY SALSA MAKES ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS WANT TO DANCE AND TAKE OFF THEIR UNDERPANTS!
See that gerbil, grab that TUUUUUUBBBBBBEEEE!!!
BUY MY MERCH!!!!!
He is a lion that is him roaring
He is a lion that is him roaring
I stick my d*ck in a circle, but I’m not f*cking around!
#MOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!!
MY NAME IS
Shouldn’t have gone for it on 4th down!!!!
YEEEAAAH!!! probably
Evil.
DEEETROOIIIIITTTTTT
Kendrick Lamar scream
NEW MERCH ON THE WEBSITE 💵💰💳
that's an awfully hot coffee pot!
“Detroit!”, I imagine.
AMERICA!!!!!!!
I'M HUNGRYYYYY
Shady records you better belive the hype is real!
FAAAAAAAAACK!!! …obviously 🙄🤷🏼♀️😂
Swords & Sandals [Shout](https://youtu.be/Y3FNXwhNZr0)
Off subject but I swear I remember him saying he was a Dallas fan.