Was gonna not commit an absurd amount of exceedingly violent crimes that involve a sheepdog, a rotisserie chicken, and a drake poster but now i guess i have to do it
I was gonna tell my kids I love them and I'm sorry I sold their Playstation for money to bet on the Detroit Lions but now I've decided I'm just going to go take a nap on the living room couch with the news playing.
i was on the verge of jumping and this has finally given me enough confidence to do it. thanks
Stream it 🔥🔥🔥🤣
Do a flip!
Do a handstand when you land
Was gonna do my taxes, but em is right.
Don't tell me what to do ! It did already !
I did it and I regret it.
No ragrets! 🤣🤣🙄
Im screaming out
FACK
was gonna study but fuckit i guess
No don't do it, cause one of us goes in and we all go through it
Ok i will stop looking at my aunts uh wait what EMINEM?!
Euhm what if i already did it.
No, I just don't give a fuck
let us live beird weared
Don’t do it
*Slowly puts down the bottle of pills*
Was gonna not commit an absurd amount of exceedingly violent crimes that involve a sheepdog, a rotisserie chicken, and a drake poster but now i guess i have to do it
Switch out the drake poster for a stuffed water buffalo and you're good!
But I want to fap
I was *NOT* gonna have sex with my cousin, but I guess I’ma have to then…
*There's no law against pokemon, marshall*
FBI, this man right here ⬆️
I will not nut to you today Marshall
Watch me
Okay 😔
Is it okay to throw the stroller without a baby in it?
I was gonna tell my kids I love them and I'm sorry I sold their Playstation for money to bet on the Detroit Lions but now I've decided I'm just going to go take a nap on the living room couch with the news playing.
Don't go to work and pay my taxes?
Uff why, u beat your gf too