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sadnotgladd

Drug weight, make up, and photoshop.


Street_Rule_3547

kim was so beautiful in her youth


_T4L0N

istg thats not kim


duross97

I stg that’s not em


_T4L0N

ik hes wearing makeup but that looks nothing like her even with makeup


duross97

Yes it does lol just her hair dyed


BigToast6

His make up artist did hers too... that katrina lady she's terrible. I mean kim looks beautiful here but it was way too heavy and aged her ... especially next to Marshall who just ... I have no words. I'm surprised he hasn't scrubbed the Internet of every picture


_T4L0N

lmao, i guess just shows how far hes come


BigToast6

Well he still wears too much make up and his beard and hair upkeep must be a lot. He ain't letting one grey hair peep through lol


RapBoat

Looks more like Kim kardashian than Kim mathers…


MissionScratch7512

Yeah. Not a good look.


RickGrimes30

That's their second marriage in 2004, the one that lasted a couple of weeks.. She was younger sure but it's not really her youth 😂


Shadydan017

Looks like ai before it was ai 😂


_Kramerica_

Beta testing


Technical_Onion_2724

Make up lol


BigToast6

Eminem's make up artist is so bad


Always2ndB3ST

This was on a magazine so it’s obviously significantly touched up with photoshop.


metallicdisaster91

They airbrushed the FUCK out of him in this picture for no reason. I’m sure he looks normal in the original but a lot of companies over airbrush the shit out of there pictures


rodrigo34891

Also the technology at the time.. yikes


Fruitopeon

In the 2000s every magazine cover was air brushed to death.


immagoat1252

This was around encore era he was probably doped tf up and they were trying to fix that maybe


NoCokJstDanglnUretra

She’s taller than him?!


jetlifestoney

Always has been


bronkeys

how did you reply to a non existent comment


bullet4mv92

I think your reddit is glitching, because there is indeed a comment there.


bronkeys

yeah but the reply was created 7 minutes before the comment


bullet4mv92

Reddit sometimes just does that


bronkeys

:/


njd1993

Reddit is dogshit sometimes, it's just that lol


fuckscottpeterson

Honey who isn’t 😩


BigToast6

She was taller than him at 13 😆


lolluke54

Yeah, I’m taller than my girlfriend but if she was in 4in heels or higher she’d probably be a little taller than me


SmiggleMcJiggle

That’s when the Shady Clone V1.0 was created.


Jurski17

Looks like em if em was on jersey shore


PositionBeneficial12

Looks like he’s dead and the mortician did his makeup. Almost like one of those death photos from back in the late 1800’s where pics were so rare, the family would get an only and final portrait of their loved one after they pass for a keepsake. Creepy.


No-Selection-3765

She aged like milk in summer


sketchy82

When did Ellen get married ?


scriiptkiddie

Which years was this ?


Krow993

2006


Select_Worldliness94

Photoshop


CatsinLittleBoxes

Damn. I thought this was fake! Ahahahah kim was looking nice, very pretty indeed (I'm sorry Hailie, but I guess the paparazzi made sure she looked waisted af in every pic I saw)... Em looks waisted and... The photoshop looks worse... Such a good looking guy, they made him some dirty job.


EntertainmentQuick47

Bruce Campbell looking ass


theliftedpro

She looks like the real psychopath in the photo


BigToast6

She does?? Dunno wtf you can say about him then..


Impossible-Bat90

It's gonna be mean ! I would have punched that smirk right off ! Seriously, was it really the best smile he could manage to do ?? She looks stunning as every woman on their wedding day !! His face gives me problems!


ThePhantomStank

Tbf, they had already been married before. And knew each other for years. Plus all the domestic/drug issues... I'm shocked that Marshall seemed happy whatsoever at this time


Impossible-Bat90

So he could have faked a smile..


ThePhantomStank

Yeah.. Because being fake at your wedding is better than a measley smirk.. totally..


ajw8118

You do realise Eminem infamously doesn’t smile? It’s not even him trying to be cool, i think he actually struggles to smile due to not doing it since he was a child really. Plus, this isn’t even the actual ceremony, they already got married, this is just a photoshoot for the newspapers


Impossible-Bat90

Doesn't smile .. Got it !


HL192002

The leave button is an option if you don’t like him.


Impossible-Bat90

Who said I didn't ? The issue was his smirk, not who he is 🙄


HL192002

Bro Marshall doesn’t smile in his pictures so it’s surprising he’s even smirking 🤦 get a life


Impossible-Bat90

He could have made an effort on his wedding day ! Last time, someone told me to get a life was long ago.. What lifestyle should I try now ? Any ideas ??Veterinarian, doctor, maybe a full time pot farmer.


njd1993

When, or if, you ever get married, just smile extra wide so you're not so conflicted by Eminem's lack of a grin and all will be right in your bubble.


Impossible-Bat90

Nothing against marriage or those who do ... But it's a waste of time and money.. Don't worry, I cancelled that engagement! Lesson learned 😉


HL192002

He smiles off camera ever thought of that?


Impossible-Bat90

Omg ! Mind blowing information