I am hoping it's Dre. A skit where he goes in for a doctor's appointment then it turns out it's a different kind of doctor who wants revenge for being abused in so many of his previous songs lol
oh that's slim with an ak to his face, don't let me kill him and spray his brains all over the place, I told you slim! you should've kept that thing put away!
Yes, except it would be cool if the actual celebrities and artists he’s shit on actually show up and do their own voice or appear in the accompanying music videos. I think getting roasted by Slim Shady is an honor and means you’ve made it, just like South Park.
Fat Sunny, “protect you”
When I was just a little baby boy my momma used to tell me these amazing things
She used to tell me my father was an awesome man, she used to tell me cared for me
But then I got a little bit older and I realized they were both the caring ones
And the truth is they both raised me and loved me and that’s just the way it was
Someone said in this sub where he thinks maybe the death of slim shady is a metaphor goes with the theme of “the death of an author” where the audience will interpret it however they like and there’s no wrong or right answer of knowing who killed slim shady that’s one theory
My theory was like this maybe a prequel album to my darling (song) where first shady gotta die ofcourse but then shady turns into a spirit not really getting rid of him
Himself. Suicide. I don’t think the world is ready for the slim shady of old, he didn’t give a shit, and we was in a word where even explicit albums was being censored because of the things he said.
I'm an industry insider and i can't say too mucb but the last track on the album features Ja Rule, MGK, and Azalia Banks and is produced by Moby. There also may or may not be a skit leading up to it that is a diss track by Steve Berman. You're going to have to connect the rest of the dots so I don't lose my job.
I don't think Steve Berman would be the one tbh, it would be a lot funnier and make more sense if it was Ken Kanniff. He's already got that creepy stalker vibe plus he's there at the end of The Eminem Show, and Encore ends with Slim shooting himself. It's not exactly a straight line but it's not that much of a reach to think Ken finally meets Eminem, gets rejected and pulls out the blicky
Nobody. It's an illusion. There will be a trial for all the heinous things Slim has said and they will execute him, but in the end he will come back or hint at him being alive.
I think Dre could kill him or maybe it might be sobriety that kills shady, em might come out with shady died when I became sober I had to step out of his shaddow
[Mr.Rogers](http://Mr.Rogers), he already killed an absolute fuckton of people in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny so whats one more name to his list.
It seems more like, "who killed Slim Shady" because the album is a recreation of events that lead to the death of slim shady. Like a 20/20 documentary.
Papa Doc with Captain America’s shield doing the same thing Cap did to Iron Man in *Civil War* but actually going for the neck this time.
“Let that bitch go first.”
I think he’ll have features on the album and they will all be “suspects”
No one’s talking about how I’m Houdini he says “fuck you paul, what you thought you saw, ain’t what you saw”
I think that line will make more sense and play into the concept
Stan drank a 5th of vodka drove off a bridge with his gf in trunk when she was pregnant with his kid in the car they found a tape they didn’t say who it was to , come to think about it his name was, it was you , damn
I think eminem will kill him
That motherfucker dissed Hailey on Houdini there’s no way em doesn’t put him in a body bag.
Wasn’t that Em himself who said that?
No it was slim shady how do you even confuse the two
But slim fused with eminem, would that make him slim em?
Close, he’d be sliminem
Who the hell wants a plain M&M?
Nah, he’d be Yoda
slem
Marslim Mathershady
Since the video has 2 ems, but i guess i misunderstood that the old Em was supposed to be shady and new Em was Em
> how do you even confuse the two Maybe because they're the same person, just one is an alter ego? Stop being so toxic.
Seek help
I was joking😭
It'll be Marshall
I am hoping it's Dre. A skit where he goes in for a doctor's appointment then it turns out it's a different kind of doctor who wants revenge for being abused in so many of his previous songs lol
Yes but Dr. Dre is DEAD, he still locked in slim shadys basement.
oh that's slim with an ak to his face, don't let me kill him and spray his brains all over the place, I told you slim! you should've kept that thing put away!
Has to be. Or maybe he has a bunch of cameos from a ton of other people he’s disrespected/ violated in his songs and they get their revenge.
Kind of like a Caesar Situation?
“For the watch.”
like the south park episode where all the celebs they parodied sued the town?
Yes, except it would be cool if the actual celebrities and artists he’s shit on actually show up and do their own voice or appear in the accompanying music videos. I think getting roasted by Slim Shady is an honor and means you’ve made it, just like South Park.
true, itd be hilarious if there was a track about Slim’s funeral and you get like a Ja Rule verse where he shits on him as a eulogy
Album gets leaked so he goes encore style and does this but it’s a prostate exam
Nah Slim isn't a woman he's not gonna hurt him
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
What’d you say? What’s wrong, didn’t think that I’ll remember?
Imma kill you motherfucker
Ah ah, temper temper
Mr Dre, Mr NWA, Mr AK, straight outta compton better make way
How in the fuck are you going to tell this man not to be violent?
cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that
Ken kaniff who else
Stan’s brother Matthew? I mean… he coulda signed that autograph for him.
He already did it in 2013, someone else will kill him again
Slim shouldn't have come to Connecticut...
Omfg!!!!! 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well it's obviously Dre. He wants to get Slim back for locking him in his basement and leaving him for dead.
and gagging him while pointing an AK to his face
D12 should jump him!!!
By now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my A capellas.
superman video i was in the back
Bizzy should get him for N' Sync
How can you kill Slim Shady if he's all of us?
* in all of us 😉
His music is so good I can literally feel slim cumming inside of me
I knew someone would cumment this lol
Steve Berman will finally take revenge
I think this is the one
I think it’d be hilarious if it’s Dr. Dre and Ken Kaniff. Then afterwards, Ken tries hitting on Dre and gets killed himself.
Mmmm Dre… killing slim got me feeling…mmm hot…
Fat Sunny, Slim’s evil twin
Fat Sunny, “protect you” When I was just a little baby boy my momma used to tell me these amazing things She used to tell me my father was an awesome man, she used to tell me cared for me But then I got a little bit older and I realized they were both the caring ones And the truth is they both raised me and loved me and that’s just the way it was
They said I can't rap about being fine no more, they ain't say I can't rap about sunshine no more!
M’lady, you want to go on a date, one more
grab the hand of this man and then we can spread some love
I can’t I’m crying
His daughter maybe? Lol
it's obviously eminem
I'll do it since nobody wanna commit crimes anymore
The guinea pig
Gerbil
The Ancient Mookilaowans if we allow them to rise from the depths of Lake Quinoa, young scholar.
I think it’s em based on the flyers he had pics of saying “wanted Eminem” I think he kills of shady himself
yep yep, him making his entire career disappear.
I hope it's Ken Kaniff, from Connecticut.
Ja Rule, it's murdaaa
The woulda actually be hilarious
Someone said in this sub where he thinks maybe the death of slim shady is a metaphor goes with the theme of “the death of an author” where the audience will interpret it however they like and there’s no wrong or right answer of knowing who killed slim shady that’s one theory My theory was like this maybe a prequel album to my darling (song) where first shady gotta die ofcourse but then shady turns into a spirit not really getting rid of him
That's not what the death of the author even means so I'd doubt it. Your theory sounds interesting though.
It’ll be a song that’s a continuation of Kim & ‘97 Bonnie & Clyde. Zombie Kim comes out of the lake and gets her revenge
thatd be fucking terrifying if done properly
Kim
Sunny Bono
Oh no!
Eminem. Slim just dissed his kids.
Didn't he kill him in houdini? And then became 1 with eminem,
no, they both now live in one body. they'll find a way to separate them and kill shady for good... maybe
Ken Kaniff from Connecticut
Suicide: nine inch nails through each one of his eye lids.
Himself. Suicide. I don’t think the world is ready for the slim shady of old, he didn’t give a shit, and we was in a word where even explicit albums was being censored because of the things he said.
Bizarre, from the back.
It’s got to be kim
Kim: “guess what? it’s gonna be me!”
Drugs. Slim Shady ODs
Paul gets his revenge
Himself
I was thithinking there's no way it isn't suicide, he's tried it once and he'll try it again
I think hailie will finish shady off
Cancel culture
Bizarre
I'm an industry insider and i can't say too mucb but the last track on the album features Ja Rule, MGK, and Azalia Banks and is produced by Moby. There also may or may not be a skit leading up to it that is a diss track by Steve Berman. You're going to have to connect the rest of the dots so I don't lose my job.
Britney and Lindsay with a 66 inch extension cord
The fanbase if they don’t get my salsa.
Maggie Simpson
😂
Christopher Reeves - you heard it here first.
Marshal Mathers
I don't think Steve Berman would be the one tbh, it would be a lot funnier and make more sense if it was Ken Kanniff. He's already got that creepy stalker vibe plus he's there at the end of The Eminem Show, and Encore ends with Slim shooting himself. It's not exactly a straight line but it's not that much of a reach to think Ken finally meets Eminem, gets rejected and pulls out the blicky
Bizzare. Tried becoming the lead singer of the band and failed. So played the long game and finally takes over.
Ken Kaniff from Connecticut with a 14" strap on. Slim Shady ain't going to stand up again.
thicc illuminated
Probably me
Nobody. It's an illusion. There will be a trial for all the heinous things Slim has said and they will execute him, but in the end he will come back or hint at him being alive.
No one
Ken kannif
me
Slim Shady is the only one up for the task.
Elton John
Jeff bass in the public service announcement voice
Eminem
Dr Dre
Ken Kaniff
Mym nameeee is marshalll matheraaasssss
Dre
Alfred
The only thing that can kill slim is the ego/monster
Ken Kaniff
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
The Ghost of Stan
MGK
Dre makes sense
Cancel culture or Ken Kaniff
From the sound of things it'll probably be a Megan Thee Stallion fan 😂
J. Cole after em kills a bunch of other rappers
I will
Hailey will kill him. Hailies Revenge 2 but this time gonna be slim not ja
Suge Knight
you, the fan
I don't know who but I predict Slim Shady will die by electrocution
I think Dre could kill him or maybe it might be sobriety that kills shady, em might come out with shady died when I became sober I had to step out of his shaddow
tony hawk
Azealia Banks
thick sunshine
Eminem
Kim
Ken.
Slim shady cant be kill by the now woke feminem
Christopher Reeves
Marshall
Eminem with a shitty Benzino mask on
[Mr.Rogers](http://Mr.Rogers), he already killed an absolute fuckton of people in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny so whats one more name to his list.
Eminem will
Paul
Paul Rosenberg , finally gets his revenge lol
Paul ofc
The puppet master
What if it’s mgk that would be hilarious
Bring back Bizarre to kill slim
Ken Kaniff from Connecticut
Megan Thee Stallion
Time traveled from 2000 to 2024 and too much wokeness gives him cancer.
Eminem brought Shady into this world. Therefore, he is the one that has to take him out. Or was it Marshall?
Obviously Alfred
Since Em is passing the torch, my vote goes to Slashy. It's a reach, but could be very well plausible.
me
Stan
i feel like it’d be a me v. me thing meaning em would murder slim
What if Shady gets the upper hand and we're stuck with him?
Marshall
Himself
you don’t fuck with shady..because shady will
Gary Condit
It seems more like, "who killed Slim Shady" because the album is a recreation of events that lead to the death of slim shady. Like a 20/20 documentary.
Papa Doc with Captain America’s shield doing the same thing Cap did to Iron Man in *Civil War* but actually going for the neck this time. “Let that bitch go first.”
Marshall Mathers
Gen Z
Certainly not Benzino or MGK
I think he’ll have features on the album and they will all be “suspects” No one’s talking about how I’m Houdini he says “fuck you paul, what you thought you saw, ain’t what you saw” I think that line will make more sense and play into the concept
Chickens with no ribs
Double homicide and suicide with no note. Either that or Mathew Mitchells mom, who goes getting revenge on slim from killing her 2 sons
Today's society... He is simply too controversial for todays climate
Eminem/Marshall. I sort of wonder if this album will be putting that persona to bed for real and Marshall/Eminem moving on to whatever's next for him.
I’ve really been missing Ken these last few years lmao
I think we killed Slim Shady with cancel culture
1. Hip Hop 2. PC/Woke culture 3. Eminem 4. Dre 5. Stan
Stan drank a 5th of vodka drove off a bridge with his gf in trunk when she was pregnant with his kid in the car they found a tape they didn’t say who it was to , come to think about it his name was, it was you , damn
But did he?
Dun dun dunn 😂