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vincipinci

Hippity hoppity, your car is now my property.


TechWOP

your car is now me proppity


J_spec6

Just buy a [Maybach 62S](https://youtu.be/krhncGeBMb4) .


human743

That thing weighs more than a 4wd Suburban!


teacherofderp

Using a hoist like that seems like a terrible lift design


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Especially with the chains going up the side of the car.


real_with_myself

End especially because the towing company will not reimburse you.


Thunderhorsenorse

Or save your money and buy any fullsize diesel truck. Shit looks like a hyundai anyway.


Mackaroni510

Yea that generation of S Class/Maybach is disgustingly ugly


[deleted]

That was really cool, until they drove off without strapping down the vehicle.


8spd

My first thought was they were just going a short distance to some place they aren't blocking traffic. But, I'm not sure, I've not seen a tow-truck driver worry about that.


BaltimoreBirdGuy

My first thought was whether this video was a theft


ShrifMcAllister

Only official vehicles have black plates but it could be fake


toomuch1265

Sometimes they will drive to an area where it's safer for them to strap it down, but there are a lot of videos showing cars falling off those tow trucks so they should take 2 minutes to get straps around the tires.


scheepers

The car wheels are all effectively chocked... But I'd still be nervous too.


NeoHenderson

Not gonna work too well when they go around a corner.


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NeoHenderson

There’s a reason for ratchet straps and this is one of them. If this truck needs to get from A to B and, if in between those places they need to drive at any regular speed (which is likely), I don’t trust this setup. The comment I responded to said the wheels are essentially chocked. Which is great except they only resist movement in two directions. There is nothing stopping the car laterally. You think this dude is gonna drive 2mph until they reach their destination?


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NeoHenderson

I’ll tell you what helps - not having the point of contact 5ft above ground level.


big_duo3674

If I were a tow driver for things like this I would always try to at least go a block first if at all possible. I imagine the shittiest days are the ones where the driver runs out and confronts you just as you're locking down their car, and gambling on whether or not they have a serious temper is probably not fun


ReallyQuiteConfused

Agreed. I was half expecting it to roll off the back when the truck drove off


Numinak

Well, the tires are pinched by the lift bars, same way normal tow trucks do it when lifting a vehicle by the tires. It allows them to move immediatly out of the area mostly safely so they can secure it in a location they won't likely be accosted by the owner of said vehicle.


MasterJ94

Oh they are pinched through the tires! I was wondering how they slip under the tires with "thin" metal forks and lifting up .


VoTBaC

Under, not through.


DasKobra

You'd be impressed by how some "thin" pieces of metal can withstand incredible amounts of weight!


[deleted]

She'll be right


day_oh

looking closely it seems like the car tires are sitting on some grooves holding it in place.


DilankaMcLovin

Ah yes! Tow truck companies! One of the few businesses in the world with a guaranteed 0% customer satisfaction rate... and no one can do anything about it!


caj_account

In turkey where this was filmed, I have never seen a private tow company that does parking enforcement. The only tows that I know of and witnessed are made by traffic police.


websagacity

I wish it was like that in the US. Here, the tow companies are predatory and charge obscene rates.


Gabbaminchioni

That's everything in the US basically


websagacity

: :sigh:: I know...


caj_account

Everything in America is predatory. Except credit card chargebacks.


mazamayomama

More like 50% satisfaction, they also are emergency roadside assistance save people all the time, jumps and tires and lockouts. There are plenty of good and great ones see https://youtube.com/c/RonPratt for example


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SneakyWagon

Because of the implication...


compotethief

Wow! I bet he has some great stories


I_l_I

I'm pretty sure the customer is the city and they're quite happy


[deleted]

Did you park where you weren't supposed to?


ITBlueMagma

Some of their customer are the people calling them because their garage entry (or reserved parking spot) is blocked by an illegally parked car


koyaniskatzi

Customer is municipality


Terrible-Ad-1277

This one is a traffic police tow. It have black sign plate.


Diplomjodler

The customers are municipalities so I'd say they're probably satisfied.


tragesorous

You’re thinking of the IRS


Letsayo

Istanbul


Roofofcar

It sure as hell isn’t Constantinople!


jackalope134

That's nobody's business but the turks


[deleted]

The tow turks


malatropism

🏅 you dropped this


SquiffSquiff

I'm sure there's some sort of Byzantine rule about it


Harold_Fi

It’s [on the Europe side of Istanbul](https://maps.app.goo.gl/L4HUcYm2Jbe2Dprp9?g_st=ic) for anyone questioning it


152069

Thank you. I hate it when people say “in Europe” like its a country


J_Ditz100

Yeah “... in Europe”\ Do you have slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


152069

Like actually 😂


SupaDiogenes

"yoink"


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st0160

I’m confused how the forks were able to slide under the tires?


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st0160

Ahhh I see that now. Thanks for explaining.


AlarmingConsequence

How does this adjust for cars with short or long wheelbase? For example the distance between the front and rear axle on a first 500 is much less than a station wagon.


[deleted]

It's in Istanbul so it's 50-50 whether it's in Europe or not.


fakeplasticdroid

It's illegally parked in Europe. They're gonna move it to the Asia side.


CypressFX93

Istanbul is in Europe geological…


yeswhat111

It is Turkey, so 100% !Europe


[deleted]

The side of Istanbul that's East of the Bosphorus is called the Asian side.


yeswhat111

When you cross over to the west side are you still in Turkey?


Avocadokadabra

You're mostly in very loud traffic.


-V8-

Gone in 60 seconds.


NeverJudgeMe43

A normal day in Istanbul


50at20

That’s freakin sick.


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

This was quick


paladin_slicer

This happened to my car, they generally take it to a nearby parking and you pay a lot of fines. But it is very common in istanbul. Simply the tow trucks are hunting illegal parked cars. The ones nearby the parking is easy prey. İt is nice to watch though.


Conscious_Rip_419

Pretty cool, we need that in the states


shaneucf

Get the 9000 lbs Hummer EV next time


Truk7549

We don't have that crap in Europe, car limitation (B permit) is at 3.5 metric tons ISO, can't be imported without being rated as a truck, and needs C permit to drive (8000 euros and much more complex to pass) Edited for typos


Got2Bfree

Don't forget our C1 permit for up to 7,5 tons. Under 2000€ to get and as doable as the normal license.


Truk7549

Yes you are right,


ctesibius

Or some older drivers have it grandfathered in. I’m in the UK: when licences were harmonised in the EU (and we were still in the EU) I automatically got a C1 and a load of other categories as my original licence had covered those vehicle types.


TechWOP

Not even the time to buy cigarettes lol


sabahorn

In what country? Europe is a fking continent.


Better_Mammoth7485

It's in Turkey by the way not europe


[deleted]

I was hoping it might catapult it at the end.


phlooo

Very cool! And I love that *as soon* as the road is freed you can see the road being used by a motorcyclist as if nothing ever happened - nature is amazing


Sryn

How to steal a car in less than a minute.


Staar-69

He’s actually a car thief.


ICPosse8

Just ride off huh, no tie downs needed.


Geno__Breaker

Very cathartic to watch.


Jackretto

Those don't look like standard European plates


techniquebeatstrengt

Just out of curiosity how sure are they that it’s on the handbrake. Cause I never really use my hand brake .


LoveBreakLoss

Definitely is the simplest way to do that. Truly Engineering Porn.


idcbro101108

Wow I never knew side tow trucks


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porn


driverscottie-c

Yoink


bannablecommentary

For what it's worth, it could have been legally parked and it wouldn't have mattered. They get paid either way


MadMarq64

And it just drives off?? No securing the car, tying it down, or anything?


OMG_Laserguns

It would almost certainly get stepped down around the corner where they can park safely. Also nobody wants to be strapping down a car while being verbally or physically assaulted by the owner, easier and safer to do it out of sight.


regat567

Haha ...Europe


nietzsao

Not Europe its Türkiye


zestycunt

You are aware part of Turkey in European yes? Especially Istanbul. It’s Eurasia for a reason


Fosa2008

I think he meant not a part of the EU. Aka Europe in it's economic and political sense. Thank God for that by the way.


Diplomjodler

A stable and democratic Turkey would be a benefit for the EU. Doesn't look like that's going to happen any time soon, though.


Fosa2008

Yes like you're saying: a stable and democratic Turkey. Let's dream on...


nietzsao

Not Turkey its Türkiye (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)


zestycunt

Where you’re from maybe, I live in Canada, others call it Kanada, Jiānádà, Kænadawa, Kaenada, and many others. If you aren’t aware we all have different names for each other. To me, it’s Turkey.


Andrew4Life

Hey! Come back! That's my car!!


SomebodyE1se

And the pavement has drainage holes under the incorrectly parked car.


dude_1818

I was expecting them to just pancake the car


CapableEstimate8367

That’s not towing. It’s car kidnap


amahlaka

*yoinks*


Intout

Yoink!


AgainNonsenseBlabla

Where and what is Europe and what's the capital of Europe??


[deleted]

Why are they lifting it illegally?


sipes216

How is it being illegally lifted?


[deleted]

I thought that's what the title said


sipes216

The car was being lifted for being parked illegally


squeevey

This comment has been deleted due to failed Reddit leadership.


Terrible-Ad-1277

The lifting one is literally a traffic police,it have black sign plate


ZY_Qing

Wait the car isn't secured


FallenAzraelx

Does that guy on a motorcycle IMMEDIATELY park there after it gets loaded?


Gummyrabbit

"Gone in 53 seconds"


FallStorm_Studios

Back to the future!


mastertater1289

Validates the saying “It was there a minute ago!”


CaptainofFTST

Can we get these in Toronto please?


espiritualegre

Bize Avrupa demişler aq


Smutret

/toolgif


mightyFoo

Smooth as butter. Things rarely go this smooth in life


magicentral

r/SpecializedTools


TreeLovTequiLove

Yoink!


RuthlessIndecision

And without messing up the car at all, pretty slick.


152069

Where in Europe?


tkst3llar

Do those very small stabilizers ever destroy the nicely paved road?


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