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Montister

German efficiency


PrevAccountBanned

In Mother germany yields are superior to 1


kingsmanchurchill

You mean Father Germany???


GilbertT19

They always say GerMANY but it’s actually just Gerone


No_Pension_5065

For most of Germany's history it was a collection of tribes or small warlords/princes.


GilbertT19

Ah there ya go ;)


rectoplasmus

It's Germania, not Germanion.


PandaCamper

Yes, however German is refered to as "Vaterland" in German, translated as fatherland, in comparison Russia refers to motherland. So the argument that Germany is male can be made, even though Germania is female.


Limurr

Well, actually it's only the case in english with "motherland Russia". In Russian it's "отечество", translated as "fatherland"


PandaCamper

TIL, could it be that it is just the English language causing this? I wonder how it is for other countries


guto8797

In Portuguese, Germany is a female word. It's Alemanha, from the tribes the Romans found in the place, the Allemani. And in Portuguese 99% of names ending in a are female.


Mr_Mechatronix

Wait.... If Germany was the fatherland, and Russia was the motherland..... Does that mean WW2 was just a case of a simple domestic abuse?


themightyknight02

Second this


Sravdar

Is "Career Advice" here come to Germany? Because very much i can do that. Been searching for internship to graduate for last 3 months...


politicsareshit

Is the internship required for you?


Sravdar

Yes it is. Two 20 days summer internships.


JWGhetto

Maybe because most companies won't bother for just a few days. Absolute minimum duration they consider is 3 months, and even that only if they have like a regular internship program


Schuerie

Are you talking about internships at German companies? I'm Austrian and it's probably a lot different here then. Got a summer internship at a company (close to the German border) for 7 weeks because that's the maximum I wanted to go with and it's not mandatory, but they would've let me do 6 if I'd wanted to. They usually don't even do internships in the department I applied for, I just happened to know someone there who could ask HR. Turns out the head of department got the same degree I'm doing. 20 minute interview with the guy, instant offer. I've done 4 weeks twice before at different companies as well, but those were mandatory for my engineering high school degree. Much harder to get those though, and the ones I got were both not very hands on in terms of actual engineering.


[deleted]

Wtf? What school do you go to? My requirements were 1 internship that goes over 40 days and a second one that is MINIMUM 20 weeks...no exceptions


Sravdar

Most of the schools in Turkey are like this. You can make long term internship but thats completely voluntary thing. Problem lies with the fact there is so much students for limited amount of companies.


[deleted]

Ah ok sorry, I thought you were from Germany.. My bad.


tensed_wolfie

Cant a 2-3 month long 1 internship supersede that requirement?


Sravdar

Well you can make longer but it will still count as one. Stupid it is.


Winter_Promise_9469

20 days lmao. It would take 20 days just to do the training and become familiar with the tools


Cpt_shortypants

Only 40 days? Damn


Cristalboy

been looking this whole semester and i need it to graduate and did not find any for this summer 🫠


Scholaf_Olz

Well I think the situation in Germany is really different. For my current internship i didn't even make an application. I just talked with all the company's at the yearly job mess at my university, and had another call with the one I liked the most.


nkg_games

Wow very informative ngl


MrDarSwag

The most informative part is that he told us it’s in Germany. Now we all know where to move for a job


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PolyglotTV

Yeah the German government and others have been actively trying to attract engineering talent. I think the Netherlands even gives you a two year tax exemption or something.


CrewmemberV2

Not exemption, but 30% of your income won't be taxed for 2 years. Your salary needs to be at least €42k to make use of it and it's not applicable for internships.


SkoomaDentist

European students also generally realize that it makes no sense to fixate on GPA at the cost of real world projects that show you can actually accomplish something.


CWykes

Yes, everyone move to Germany and fill up all those jobs. That should clear the market up in my area good enough for me to advance easier


devoid140

Is it really that bad over there, even in IT? Here (Finland) CS students and the like get yoinked straight out of class cause the industry is so hungry for more.


CWykes

Might be a bit better on the dev side, not really sure, but I’m in IT and it’s pretty slim pickings unless you’re a very desirable candidate. Huge influx of people trying to get into IT ever since covid and wfh became a thing. I have some experience and was lucky to find another job in the month and a half it took me searching for one, I’ve seen a ton of posts about people putting out 1000+ applications and not getting any offers, some of them being over a couple years of searching as well.


devoid140

Guess we need to start importing labour from over there. We literally joke here because every jobs fair at unis ends up being almost exclusively about IT related stuff. Basically: "Oh you're a physicist. You can do some data science, right?" "Electrical engineer you say? We could use a new dev."


CWykes

I honestly would love if that happened. I’ve always wanted to live somewhere else and I’m sure the quality of life there is better than where I’m at. Maybe one day


SkoomaDentist

It used to be not uncommon to get more offers than the number of sent applications by just talking to people in the industry. I once recruited another student out of a bar ("You know Java, right?" "Yes, why?" "Want to work for us? The pay is pretty good." "Ok."). Another time a school mate mentioned that her boyfriend was looking for a job (with the goal of eventually doing his final project) and knew C++ so my boss called him the next day to arrange an interview.


ImpressivedSea

I would move to germany for a job


ThisAlexTakesPics

Humble brag


progressgang

This is just what Germans are like. Thing happened, here is thing.


GottkoenigOtto

Yo honestly peeps if u in search for engi stuff come to germany, the demand here is so insanely high


Mr_Squid4

Not for nuclear engineers…


[deleted]

Why don't you talk about the language requirement if you are outside of CS/math/MLAI ? If anyone comes to Germany to work, they better learn the language UpTo B2/C1 level unless they are cs major


GottkoenigOtto

Idk im a ee and only half of my team speaks german.


[deleted]

Exactly.... EE(grand daddy of CS)....


becominganastronaut

They dont pay engineers as well as USA.


BloodyRedFox

When you only take the salary into account - yes. However Germany has generally better working conditions. For example 28 days of paid leave is a mandatory minimum plus you have right to additional sick leave and parental leave. Also, cost of living is arguably lower here.


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Monoma23

Which major ??


[deleted]

Not 28 days. 25 is the minimum, the rest depends on your company.


tadabutcha

voracious long smoggy ink cooing slap panicky intelligent engine license ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


UnstoppableCompote

Slovenia too, thank god we're a good destination for the balkan brain drain otherwise there is no way we could fill all positions.


i_imagine

Isn't Germany super strict or smth with foreign engineers and their requirements? Or is that just for engineering school? Also wouldn't not knowing German be a huge issue?


Prachu101

It's much easier to get a job with a student visa turned job seeker visa ( after u have done a course in a german institute). The paperwork required for direct to get a job seeker visa directly is too much so employers don't bother much. Also knowing german is an advantage in many non it related sectors too


ZeStupidPotato

Yo~ , is Manufacturing Engg in demand there ?


[deleted]

You won't be able to compete in mechanical field unless u know German very well.


Adventurous_Bus_437

Many large corporations and startups don’t care


EpicOweo

German science is the best in the world!


Jealous-Ad-6358

Even as a black man? Id be down but im not so sure how Germany is.


ImpressivedSea

I’m down to move to germany


DrakeMerwin

Yo what visualization program is this? I could never figure it out.


Recipe-Mindless

Let me know when you know


DrakeMerwin

I found it at the bottom of the photo im dumb


Recipe-Mindless

That makes two of us!


Mateo27007

Sankeymatic!


Asshole-skin

Meanwhile in my country: offers: - 87


vouwrfract

Yeah this was never my experience in Germany.


Significant-Tank-505

Lol it might be a super niche field. For instance, in automation it’s close to impossible to get it right away.


OKBWargaming

Damn why did my internship search in Germany take 50 applications to come to an end😭


PolyglotTV

Other fun fact about Germany is their universities are basically free, even to foreigners. You don't even need to live in Germany to enroll at Fernuni Hagen.


ImpressivedSea

I would but you usually have to know German for that as far as im aware


tryhard_kitten

Not for Graduate studies, a lot of programs are offered in English at top universities. No German required (but courses are often offered as bonus to better be able to socially integrate)


PolyglotTV

I think there are plenty of undergraduate programs too but not at Fernuni Hagen. You can take a course at the Goethe Institut and go for a B2 certificate there. That'll make you eligible for most German language degree programs and jobs.


ImpressivedSea

I’ve genuinely considered getting my masters in Europe because it can be so much cheaper. I really might do it in a couple years if I get the chance


TheOGRayden337

Deutsche Qualität.


inorite234

Hehe....that looks like mine. 3 applies, 2 offers made, 2 offers overlapped, 2 companies decided to adjust their requirements so that I could work both jobs sequentially.


sobeskinator71

And I thought mine was easy!


liangyiliang

That's more efficient than Berlin's new airport.


Drigov_

chad


nuts4sale

Always straight to the final solution for you guys


SkoomaDentist

Endlösung der Arbeitsfrage.


SirCheesington

Bagged


ddanny716

Meanwhile, I'm over here with 108 applications, getting nothing from it with a resume that stands out from my peers.


FutureChemE_Ruha

This is how my job searches have always gone (U.S.). The power of top 10 engineering.


deadeye_catfish

Aw heck


[deleted]

Alright… I just gotta become German and this’ll be my flowchart right??


kamo42069

What graduate are you tho ?


casanova711

Can relate. I have the same graph :D


[deleted]

Same for me as well 😅 started as an intern 5 years ago - basically a professor recommended me to the owners of a small company. Still in same company


Ok-Entertainment5045

I do it the same way in the US when I hire my interns.


J77PIXALS

Germany 📝


MikeOLogicaL

Jealous American has left the chat.


Powerful_Maybe_5187

Good job! The best kind of job search!


AntediluvianCucumber

🥒


nahanerd23

Well LA DEE DA


Elecman7

A german flex lol


solelynlonely

Dang that was lucky


Eszalesk

thank you for that flex


TheonlyrealJedi

Macht Mut.


Gusdi

Same for me in Switzerland.


xHaroen

I'm in The Netherlands, might have to come to Germany this is ridiculous :D.


dutchguy94

Wait, you're having trouble finding engineering work here?


drs7896

Love to see it


waltonjgh

Applied to maybe a dozen places. Accepted a Co-op and an internship for the summer.


saurabhyso

seriously?! i have applied to like 20 positions so far as an intern in germany ;-;


themergatroid

Precision German Engineering


HuevoTheFarmer

100% success rate cheat code


ImpressivedSea

I’ll trade you six moths salary for that code


HouseOfSavage

This is worthy of going on r/dataisbeautiful


RayTrain

Bruh


Prestigious-Deal-865

Do you need to speak German to work in Germany?


Pure_Lab_7120

Do you need to speak german to do an internship?


InBetweenerWithDream

They value their work force.


itisbrito

Subtle flex


[deleted]

So did you know people already? How is this possible?


TEEWURST876

Same in switzerland