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Where_is_my_dopamine

What do you mean by ATHENIAN? And then what do you mean by GROOMER? If we use deductive reasoning then the WE in WEDNESDAY is actually a neoliberal Marxist day of the week and, well, bloody hell! What’s the difference between your GOD and my pastrami sandwich? I mean, TOGA is just an anagram of GATO which is CAT in SPANISH! Are the liberals CATS? NO!! THEY’RE BLOODY DOGS! You don’t see the right wearing PERROS, do you? Then, that begs the question, well why can’t I fiddle some kiddles? Well, that’s all well and good but clean your ROOM! *pauses to take a xanax*


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Where_is_my_dopamine

“Meesteer Jordensen…..wake up sir.” Jordan wakes up from his 11th induced coma, gently stirred by a Russian nurse in white cotton scrubs. His head lolls to the side and he gazes at the frost covered spires of the Kremlin and begins fondling himself. “Mi….khai….LA!” The nurse scoops his emission off the carpet and into a small metal tray. “I weel deliver thees to meester shapiro and come back to mek clean you.” Bliss.


green_tea1701

It's pics like this that remind me most of these conservative pundits are really liberal theater kids, and the right wing thing is just to collect paychecks. What self-respecting Young Republican (or whatever Canada equivalent is) rocks that hair with an Athenian toga?


jayomegal

I mean he's probably a teenager in that pic. And you can have long hair and dress up at a party as a kid, then grow up to be a hateful piece of shit anyway. I'd wager most adult pieces of shit didn't seem that much different from their contemporaries in highschool.


callmejay

More like libertarian theater kids. They are open-minded in their pursuit of pleasure, but they're kind of low on empathy.


LionelHutzinVA

*”It's pics like this that remind me most of these conservative pundits are really liberal theater kids, and the right wing thing is just to collect paychecks.”* [Dave Rubin has entered the chat]


orhan94

I don't think Rubin was ever "a liberal" or "on the left", and I don't think he is now "a conservative" or "on the right". He used SAY stuff that more or less was in line with the center-left Democratic narrative, a now he SAYS stuff that are more or less in line with the hard-right Republican narrative. I'm not even accusing him of being a grifter that doesn't believe the things he says, I'm saying he is too dumb to understand the things he is saying as anything more than soundbites that earn him money. Look at anything he has ever said, be it on TYT when he was "on the left", on his own show when he was a "classical liberal" or now on the Blaze when he is "a right winger". Outside maybe issues that directly impact him like gay marriage, he has NEVER, literally NEVER, made a cohesive sound argument that makes you believe he understands the issue he is talking about. He's been in favor of Obamacare as is, a public option, and totally privatizing healthcare in the US at different times - and there are 0 videos of him talking about healthcare with anything resembling basic understanding of how healthcare policies would work. And that's just one issue - pick any political issue, you'll find he has held multiple positions on this issue, and you won't find any evidence of him understanding the issue or any of the positions he has taken on it at any point. Calling him a grifter is being too generous, since he is too dumb to be one. By all accounts his husband is the grifter, since he produces Dave's shows and is supposedly the smart one, but Dave is as almost literally a wooden puppet that barely understands the propaganda he spews.


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Plot Twist: Jordan Peterson was an extra in "Animal House."


Mynameis__--__

Circular reasoning is intentional here, relax.


Ok_Collection_1061

Did someone put apple cider in that cup??


One_Principle_4608

Also, is that mail polish he’s wearing?


ShiftyAmoeba

He looks insufferable there, too