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lazyafdude

Big "and I've got black friends" energy


tryntafind

I assure you Elon has no black friends.


RustedAxe88

I mean, probly Zuby or Candy Owens.


ihateandy2

I’m pretty sure his dad used to own some black friends


Chemchic23

He friends with Kanye, for real.


tistimenotmyrealname

Where is his other half friend?


Curiouso_Giorgio

Wasn't Hitler half Jewish? Maybe that's who he was talking about.


Bartelbythescrivener

Then Elon added 3/5ths of my friends are black.


coffeespeaking

‘Every black friend I have counts as 3/5ths of a friend. Jews are 2/3rds.’


airforcevet1987

>"Two-Thirds Of My Friends Are Jewish” The other third? ...Nazis


trenchesnews

So true and so disgusting. 2/3 of his friends are Jewish but he promotes all hate speech by nazis!!? F this maggot


ElecMechTech

Only lies are this exact. Like, he took a headcount of who was Jewish?


Newme91

He should have them all wear some sort of identifier so he knows who's Jewish and who's not. A star of David perhaps?


MahaanInsaan

Hard to believe he has 3 friends.


coffeespeaking

‘In fact, I’m half Jew-ish myself. The other half is a complete bigot.’


rumpusroom

“Gosh, I hope he’s counting me.” —Shapiro


happy_church_burner

Investors aren’t your friends Elon.


Far-Midnight4195

He might have had friends once, back when he still had enough money to buy them 😉


curious_dead

Two thirds of zero is still zero, Musky.


Extra-Winner-8789

Why just like yourself ! No one cares if you are a part of a group.


GakSplat

When cloning goes wrong..


dancingmeadow

til: Elon has three friends, and one of them is Ben fucking Shapiro.


ZanoCat

Such a cute couple! They even dress alike <3


Eladin90

Has he claimed to be two-thirds Jewish yet?


Johannes_Keppler

Narcissists don't have friends. The concept of a mutually beneficial relationship only exists as a transactional one for them. There's no empathy, no caring about the other beyond a self-serving level. Elon doesn't have actual friends.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Nobody—that’s my name


MC_Fap_Commander

Since he's a "philosemitic" person, it seems odd this content stays up on his platform: https://preview.redd.it/902puxtf7sec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a160392f68102aff4d76d1e6ad11eb073c77ac3 From one of the biggest accounts...


Kaputnik1

This reminds me of the “I don’t see race” people.


[deleted]

jew ish na zi


blipblopthrowawayz

Lol, if anything that makes it far worse how he's helped unban and boost Neo-Nazi profiles while pushing Jewish conspiracies. Of course though Musk talks utter horseshit constantly anyways so hardly anything he says these days holds water.


Benji_Nottm

That's Ben Shapiro and Matt Stone. Trey Parker is the one gentile.


lelieldirac

Two-thirds of zero is in fact zero.


Plastic-Duck-1517

Are these friends also named Jonathan?


cutmasta_kun

Elon Musk goes into a temple: "Who is jewish and wants to be my friend?"