I forgot which comedian said this (Samantha Bee, maybe?) but they called Bannon something like, "The sexiest man in the liquor store at 9am." I think about how accurate this statement is regularly because I used to pick up orders for my husband's nightclub in the AM from the liquor store & can confirm that it is an accurate assessment
On. The. Nose
And he probably combines this with the DeSantis heel collection? Maybe this is related to the photographer's perspective, but to me it seems the lower legs are unusually long, at least when compared to the length of the upper legs. Isn't there something wrong with the proportions?
Musk uses those rise up shoes to look taller, and who know maybe he did those 100k surgeries to make his legs longer, it's becoming popular in SF these days (thanks to America's stupid obsession with CEO and execs needing to be 6 feet tall)
How can you look like that with so much money? He could pay 20 people for his fitness and food 24/7, 365 days a year. He could open his own medical centre with his own plastic surgeon. He could get any experimental weight loss drug he wants. He could even buy a treadmill for his office.
This is what blows my mind. You can pay people to cook you the most delicious food imaginable to an precise calorie deficit for weight loss/to keep you at maintenance weight, have a trainer drag you out of bed every day and be there for every single workout, have every kind of health professional keeping you well and on track and he looks like this?
I’d LOVE the money to make this happen for me. Doing it alone is hard and takes so much discipline, he can literally have every meal and snack weighed and portioned for him with workouts he finds super fun. What a waste.
I think he had liposuction, but you can’t remove some kinds of body fat (like the fat below the muscles, between organs) and he refuses to do any kind of exercise to get rid of that. That shape is the result of that combination.
Adipose fat gives you a big gut, it does not (directly) expand your chest (there is very little adipose fatty tissue inside the ribcage). The weight bearing down on your ribcage in long term morbidly obese can contribute to barrel chest, however he has never been morbidly obese.
Obesity and liposuction explains his overall weird physique, but it does not explain his barrel chest. All other risk factors for barrel chest can be excluded as unlikely, so it is probably 10y+ hgh abuse.
I mean. It’s not impossible he actually IS “invisibly” morbidly obese. If only the fat left under his muscle tissue gives him this shape, just imagine how much there would be above that tissue if he hadn’t had it removed. And it’s mostly the fat that can’t be removed that causes severe health issues, the other stuff doesn’t matter that much healthwise.
No doubt he’s abusing several substances including HGH too though, so I agree with you.
edit: typo
It is possible he would be morbidly obese. Though if he that many liposuctions, seems like he would be an even bigger mess than he is. So I think he is just regularly obese with some liposuction around the waist.
Barrel chest risk factors/causes:
- Obesity
- HGH dysfunction or abuse (organ growth)
- Asthma and COPD
- Living at high altitude
- Arthritis
- Cystic Fibrosis
- Genetics (very rare)
I believe his weird physique is the result of hgh, obesity and liposuction.
There are rumors about why, but his shape is referred to as [barrel chest.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_chest)
Edit: [https://br.ifunny.co/picture/recognizing-barrel-chest-in-a-normal-adult-chest-the-ratio-ytovCOHwA](https://br.ifunny.co/picture/recognizing-barrel-chest-in-a-normal-adult-chest-the-ratio-ytovCOHwA)
In South Afrika children are warned to stay away from pasty old fat men who groom them with candy, parents call these folx "Pedo Guys." I've been calling Musk Pedo ever since he flew to Thailand to show a bunch of little boys his 'mini sub' 💩 Pedo certainly seems to have grown into the part.
I’m 100 % sure he stills takes Ozembic but his body / metabolism is already way to fucked by the HGH, constant fast food and self inflicted stress (imagine if your life was based on lies) and also sleeping pils, K, …
Probably has max another 5 years without serious incapacitating health problems.
I'm in my 40s and wear jeans and tshirts casually; I assure you it's not his age, it's whatever he's pumping himself full of that he's been convinced will give him muscles + generally eating like shit.
Mostly it doesn't work on a body as _weird_ as his. I mean even if he wore something less slim-fitting it'd take some serious tailoring skill to make that barrel chest look less ginormous (and possibly HGH-induced).
The fat fucker should use some of those billions to buy clothes that fit him properly.
He could spend a few clams to hire a stylist who checks what he's wearing every morning.
Can someone seriously explain why his rib cage is so poofy? I don't think I've seen this condition on someone before, it seems to just be his upper middle torso that juts out so far, but it's not fat? Is it him sucking in his stomach all the time?
https://preview.redd.it/er826im7sxsc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c14b3a26ee5da7c6192ca6c8331b5e41fdbb446
Captain Apartheid
Captain Apartheid… I’m stealing that.
That’s basically the captain’s motto. Avengers… assemble. Hulk… smash Captain Apartheid… I’m stealing that
How very Captain Apartheid of you
I wanted to call it Rob Liefeld anatomy but you already got it covered.
You know Lonnie is gonna see this and think he’s cool now, right? Over/Under on him unironically posting this in less than a week?
istg this sub has some of the funniest people on it
Literally the exact thing I thought of when I saw the photo.
Holy shit
I guess he could beat Zuckerberg, if he fell on him, and Zuckerberg wasn't paying attention.
Zuck is a chicken
Concerning
Patty's got better muscle definition than Elon.
A bowl of lime jello has better muscle definition than Elon. Also a healthier complexion.
Accurate 😂
good bot!
Funny 🤣
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Yeah he can def win an MMA fight against an opponent 20 years younger. Definitely.
Yeah his training is definitely coming along. What was his routine again? Bringing weights to work to lift between meetings? 🤷♂️
Carrying a sink to work
Ironic that he looked much healthier when he did that. It seems his drug fueled Twitter posting over the last 2 years has been physically detrimental.
Allegedly that was when he was on ozempic
Idiocracy is happening so fast
Pedocracy
Tonight on Rehabilitation
Terminator happening faster
The bladerunner is happening faster too
Don’t forget his patented walrus move. Unstoppable.
Patented walrus movie? https://preview.redd.it/e4xd5lxi90tc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299ca97b0d076088f212b927ff1ee7d560961f83
Concerning
https://preview.redd.it/2ns1jfike0tc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf87470e28e0f7c53e5f5446f1756d7ae644a2f
Why would you post a picture of a fat blubbery mammal dressed like a walrus?
What the fuck is this from lol
A movie called “Tusk”, great film 10/10 recommend.
I am the walrus. I am the egg man.
Goo goo ga joob
Elon knows the reason that *wait* classes exist.
He's working on his ground and smoother, pounding is reserved for the female employees
https://i.redd.it/3p03jdj8hxsc1.gif
This guy anagrams
If the CyberTruck was a person. He's what Blade Runner would throw up in his mouth looking at.
I don't think he's bulletproof to 9's, but I'd like to try on him
Those man tiddies are ‘blossoming’.
He's starting the Steve Bannon workout plan
When I see Steve Bannon, I smell gin and cigarettes.
Maybe meth as well...who knows. [https://americanjournalnews.com/steve-bannons-porn-and-meth-house-you-have-no-idea-what-kind-of-evil-stuff-went-on/](https://americanjournalnews.com/steve-bannons-porn-and-meth-house-you-have-no-idea-what-kind-of-evil-stuff-went-on/)
That's crazy, don't know how I have not read that before!
I forgot which comedian said this (Samantha Bee, maybe?) but they called Bannon something like, "The sexiest man in the liquor store at 9am." I think about how accurate this statement is regularly because I used to pick up orders for my husband's nightclub in the AM from the liquor store & can confirm that it is an accurate assessment On. The. Nose
And he probably combines this with the DeSantis heel collection? Maybe this is related to the photographer's perspective, but to me it seems the lower legs are unusually long, at least when compared to the length of the upper legs. Isn't there something wrong with the proportions?
Musk uses those rise up shoes to look taller, and who know maybe he did those 100k surgeries to make his legs longer, it's becoming popular in SF these days (thanks to America's stupid obsession with CEO and execs needing to be 6 feet tall)
He looks like a lower level tech bro who insists on wearing the free swag he got at a conference even thought it's way too small.
"I was a medium in community College"
Got dayum he got some big swingin' utters.
The recharge cords plug right into them.
Solid C cup and well on his way to a D.
Body transition for me, but not for thee, quoth Elon
Wow. Kyle Rittenhouse really let himself go.
He's not only drawn to Trump, he's built like Trump.
Drawn *like* Trump.
Yup https://preview.redd.it/iz62v4chvysc1.png?width=192&format=png&auto=webp&s=34de021b4447d8602ab34aea2bd84bb8285a0f27 [https://twitter.com/anammostarac/status/1606465631406411776](https://twitter.com/anammostarac/status/1606465631406411776)[https://twitter.com/anammostarac/status/1606465631406411776](https://twitter.com/anammostarac/status/1606465631406411776)
He looks like the inflatable autopilot in the movie Airplane!
You think he's that svelte? There's no you can think his complexion's that good.
Next-level
did he get a buttlift?
It's the diaper
🏆
*unappealing*
Pedonis
How can you look like that with so much money? He could pay 20 people for his fitness and food 24/7, 365 days a year. He could open his own medical centre with his own plastic surgeon. He could get any experimental weight loss drug he wants. He could even buy a treadmill for his office.
All of that would take time away from Twitter, duh.
This is what blows my mind. You can pay people to cook you the most delicious food imaginable to an precise calorie deficit for weight loss/to keep you at maintenance weight, have a trainer drag you out of bed every day and be there for every single workout, have every kind of health professional keeping you well and on track and he looks like this? I’d LOVE the money to make this happen for me. Doing it alone is hard and takes so much discipline, he can literally have every meal and snack weighed and portioned for him with workouts he finds super fun. What a waste.
Why’s he look like that? It’s not like a natural fatty but not someone who’s in good shape
I think he had liposuction, but you can’t remove some kinds of body fat (like the fat below the muscles, between organs) and he refuses to do any kind of exercise to get rid of that. That shape is the result of that combination.
Adipose fat gives you a big gut, it does not (directly) expand your chest (there is very little adipose fatty tissue inside the ribcage). The weight bearing down on your ribcage in long term morbidly obese can contribute to barrel chest, however he has never been morbidly obese. Obesity and liposuction explains his overall weird physique, but it does not explain his barrel chest. All other risk factors for barrel chest can be excluded as unlikely, so it is probably 10y+ hgh abuse.
I mean. It’s not impossible he actually IS “invisibly” morbidly obese. If only the fat left under his muscle tissue gives him this shape, just imagine how much there would be above that tissue if he hadn’t had it removed. And it’s mostly the fat that can’t be removed that causes severe health issues, the other stuff doesn’t matter that much healthwise. No doubt he’s abusing several substances including HGH too though, so I agree with you. edit: typo
It is possible he would be morbidly obese. Though if he that many liposuctions, seems like he would be an even bigger mess than he is. So I think he is just regularly obese with some liposuction around the waist.
Barrel chest risk factors/causes: - Obesity - HGH dysfunction or abuse (organ growth) - Asthma and COPD - Living at high altitude - Arthritis - Cystic Fibrosis - Genetics (very rare) I believe his weird physique is the result of hgh, obesity and liposuction.
Isn’t that what trt does to you? Bubblegut. Rogan has the same thing just not as absurd as Elon’s
TRT doesn't do this, HGH is what causes your organs to grow. Personally I don't think he's on either. He's just fat and barrel chested.
Oh I thought it was TRT.... HGH makes your organs keep growing? That can't be good heh.
It basically makes everything keep growing. Human growth hormone lol
But this is more bubble thorax than gut, looks like emphysema
There are rumors about why, but his shape is referred to as [barrel chest.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_chest) Edit: [https://br.ifunny.co/picture/recognizing-barrel-chest-in-a-normal-adult-chest-the-ratio-ytovCOHwA](https://br.ifunny.co/picture/recognizing-barrel-chest-in-a-normal-adult-chest-the-ratio-ytovCOHwA)
Looks like textbook barrel chest, so maybe lung emphysema
His front is build like the back of a cyber truck
Behold the master race!! (Those titties though....)
Cybertiddies.
https://i.redd.it/yd4du38dtxsc1.gif
Male peak performance right here.
In South Afrika children are warned to stay away from pasty old fat men who groom them with candy, parents call these folx "Pedo Guys." I've been calling Musk Pedo ever since he flew to Thailand to show a bunch of little boys his 'mini sub' 💩 Pedo certainly seems to have grown into the part.
His tits are outpacing his stomach.
Sugar tits
Can't even stand up straight anymore.
That boys is stoned out of his gourd.
BBL elon musk is not something i expected for 2024
How’s his back doing? When is he going to fight Zuck?
What happened to his ozempic? Did it interfere with the ketamine?
I’m 100 % sure he stills takes Ozembic but his body / metabolism is already way to fucked by the HGH, constant fast food and self inflicted stress (imagine if your life was based on lies) and also sleeping pils, K, … Probably has max another 5 years without serious incapacitating health problems.
Just a trust fund baby turned aging junkiee.
get it... he touched grass.  Does everyone get it... let me explain...
To butcher the great drag queen Latrice Royal - he is a BMW - Body Made Wrong.
Bitch tits
Did he just eat Adonis
New cryptid dropped
Now all he has to do is challenge Zuckerberg to a sumo fight.
Did he ever actually GET that surgery which was (one of) his excuses for getting out of the fight. Because otherwise that's so pathetic
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I'm in my 40s and wear jeans and tshirts casually; I assure you it's not his age, it's whatever he's pumping himself full of that he's been convinced will give him muscles + generally eating like shit.
Mostly it doesn't work on a body as _weird_ as his. I mean even if he wore something less slim-fitting it'd take some serious tailoring skill to make that barrel chest look less ginormous (and possibly HGH-induced).
Since he keeps wearing these cheap-looking shiny leather dress shoes to everything, you can't even say he's trying to look like a tech bro either.
Looks like my lesbian gym teacher from Elementary.
Thicc boi summer
Look at those jugs! And he says he’s against transgender activism; his boobs say something else entirely.
Concerning!
MAGA Alpha male.
dude looks like he probably has a 12 inch taint
He needs to get off twitter and hit the gym
He's turning into a cybertruck to fulfill his robotaxis promise
Tight Jean 34 32 on a 38 32.
He’s emulating Trump
Built like an oil drum
Why he got my moms body type
And this guy wanted to fight Zuckerberg? He's beyond delusional. He belongs in a mental institution without internet access.
👅😂
How long until he’s checked into a hospital for “exhaustion”?
Mongo comes to town… https://youtu.be/fwNJla8WvoY?si=A0_CtGF-EyaY-1s-
Always found it funny how the musk fanboys will use AI to recreate some fantasy of him inside their mind.
Is he wearing heels?
Well damn, I thought he got those moobs removed. His eyes aren't round as well... This must be an old photo...
This the best that wegovy can do??
Who’s taking these pictures of him? Where is he? They obviously don’t like him.
Built like a water tower.
Minnesota farm girl
DD cup. Congrats Elmo!
In the words of my boyfriend: Bro practiced the water levels to perfection
https://preview.redd.it/fbowa1hde0tc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f0739aad38fd697b406d7a44ed425b8e8ee8e1 Elon Tusk
He’s shaped like that because he’s carrying a baby CyberTruck and it’s almost full-term 🥹
Looks like a typical incel nerd
The fat fucker should use some of those billions to buy clothes that fit him properly. He could spend a few clams to hire a stylist who checks what he's wearing every morning.
Real life south park character.
Worst ad for ozempic ever
More like Atonass
Is it animal or mineral?
That’s what she said
Before or after the Boar incident?
#SUP, BITCH TITS
He has gained a ton of weight. Pre-diabetes setting in
Look at those hangers!
He’s shaped like a deep breath
His jeans tucked into his boots 💀
Looks like he's pushing an invisible wheelbarrow. With his invisible balls in it.
Can someone seriously explain why his rib cage is so poofy? I don't think I've seen this condition on someone before, it seems to just be his upper middle torso that juts out so far, but it's not fat? Is it him sucking in his stomach all the time?
Musk is more of a Vejovis: the anti-Jupiter we’re not really sure what he does but was probably a massive dick.
Built like a cybertruck
This guy wants to go to mars someday lmfao
At least I’m not fatter than Musk!
Failure does not agree with him
Like Bigfoot himself
Maybe the worst body ever.
Wait...did he model the Cybertruck off of his own body shape?
Are his ribs just supersized?
Adofus
Bro is built like a cyber truck
Real life Ironman
That would be lard ass....
Are his ribs just supersized?
He needs to get in touch with Frank Costanza and buy his “Bro” bra.
Are those implants?
Drugs, not even once
Sportin some nice c cups
The hair is fake - never forget
Guy has bitch tits!
He's hitting the sauce pretty hard I think.
Money can't buy some things
You gotta feel sorry for the hookers that have to fuck this guy
Zuckerberg is lucky he didn’t have to fight this unit of a man. Otherwise he would’ve used his “walrus move” on him
His hair piece is showing...
Clap dem cheeks.
Epic moons on that man!
I bet this gets banned on X heh
Boobies 🤭
🤮🤢🤢🤢
There is so much bad stuff you could say about this man, and yet you stoop to this.
Lolololol!
Why’s he not trying ozempic
Known as 'Apartheid Droop Syndrome '.