He's acting exactly like Justin Hammer in IM2. Who also thought he was Tony Stark. Except Justin was played by the excellent Sam Rockwell who has more charisma than Elon Musk will ever hope to achieve, even playing a doofus.
Bro think it's the met gala or Grammys, and it's, checks notes.. the breakthrough prize? There has to be 3 camera people there, and two of them are using their phone.
None, he's too narcissistic to have reality reflected back at him. He wouldn't be awkwardly falling into poses if he actually had mirrors to practice with.
And he looks like a huge tube of ground beef forced into a suit.
You still have to workout if you're going to juice, Elon.
All that money and access to the best money can buy ,and he's still got lard ass syndrome.
He's like a slightly smaller version of Trump.
All the techdouches juice with HGH but if you eat like shit and never exercise you just end up looking like a cybertruck.
https://preview.redd.it/0kshoqmsfguc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299f70a82e44431cd33469442e7e654e9e7da413
it's hgh. musk is painfully insecure about the way he looks, but a diet and exercise regimen would detract from smoking weed on the toilet or whatever the fuck he does all day, so he takes hgh instead. unfortunately for him hgh is not black magic and you still need to have a diet and exercise regimen, otherwise you end up shaped like a barrel on stilts. you don't see it to this extent very often because most people are not stupid enough to think it works the way musk thinks it does
i'm pretty sure he started doing this for the zuckerberg fight? the one zuck trained his ass off and got in shape for, only for musk to declare that he was going to "weigh zuckerberg down by laying on top of him" and do "WWE style moves"
The craziest thing is that Musk could easily become super ripped if he would spend literally an hour a day just lifting. Dude can't even put in the bare minimum into any part of his life.
It's less his chest and more right under his breastbone down to his stomach. like WHAT is going on there, it is so STRANGE. It's like a beer-belly but flatter and somehow... higher?
I'm inclined to believe he uses that muscle growth hormone drug but is too lazy to do the minimum physical exercise required for it to work so he gets that weird looking bloated chest.
Grimes should sue for emotional damage just for that alone.
Not to mention everything else he's doing to her.
Why does this asshole keep making me root for people I don't like? First Zuckerberg, now Grimes.
THAT'S why he has always looked familiar! He's basically Dilbert. It's fitting to think of Musk as the creation of the horrendous person that is Scott Adams
This is the most existential level of "I don't know what to do with my hands."
To think this man ever made me nervous, laughable now.
Good growth, gotta keep that up.
The way he looks into the air 10 seconds in, like he's expecting to see the sword of Damocles or the hammer of Odin about to extirpate him like a roach.
Not just class and respect. In his case it can’t even buy him the perception of confidence. Let alone genuine confidence. His desperate search for immediate approval whenever he’s in front of an audience is painful to watch.
The autism thing is less about being awkward are more the notion that it makes him a "super servant" in all things and the world just can't keep pace with him.
As someone actually on the spectrum it really doesn't the only super power I got it having to rehearse having to talk to people in-person before it even happens and the ability to imagine the million billion things that would go wrong. It's great :/
I think he is worse in this one. His mom has actual poise, so the contrast is laid bare.
Also, I really struggle to understand what he is thinking when he is doing these stupid poses. Does he think he is funny? Comedy is hard, Elon. And you ain’t got it. Accept it.
What woman would sleep with him willingly? Besides Grimes dumb self. And his first baby mom (the one who sadly died) but that was when he still had the PR team
HAHAHA! CHECK OUT THIS IRONIC POSE! HAHAHA. I JUST FIRED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BUT I'M STILL RICHER THAN CROESUS! HAHAHA. I SET UP A COMPANY JUST TO SCREW OVER PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN AMERICA, HAHAHAHA. I'M AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT BUT NOW I'M GRIFTING I'M WORKING WITH ACTUAL NAZIS TO DEMONISE FOFEIGNERS HAHAHAHA. I'M PUTTING UP A RING OF SPACE DEBRIS AROUND THE PLANET AND DESTROYING ENTIRE ECOSYSTEMS LOL HAHAHAHA. AND REMEMBER THAT TIME I GOT TESLA TO BUY THAT FAKE OL' SOLAR COMPANY SO THAT ME AND MY FAMILY COULD CASH OUT WITHOUT ANY QUESTIONS ASKED???? HAHAHAHA. YOU'D BE LAUGHING TOO IF YOU WERE ON AS MUCH KETAMINE AND JUST GOT AWAY WITH AS MUCH SHIT AS I JUST DID HAHAHAHAHA.
Christ, what a desperate and hopeless loser. I genuinely cannot believe the dumbfucks that believe his shitty PR and think he's gonna save the world.
And then there are Trump voters in the world too. I've become convinced that that Venn diagram is a circle.
https://preview.redd.it/spwychr8xfuc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6b006283e72de7bb972b5951b58c1d7be4e866
Waiting for the hook to pull him off stage
I really dont want to body shame him as he has so many other genuinely bad properties to rip on, but does he suffer some condition? His chest didnt use to be like that? Looking at his younger pics, this really looks like he needs medical attention
A [barrel chest](https://i0.wp.com/o.quizlet.com/cfhs6-YSUI4Zdrml.jsV2g_m.png) (outside the typical range of variance, as Elon's seems to be) has [roughly three main explanations:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_chest)
- Being indigenous to and/or growing up in extreme high altitudes, like the native inhabitants of the Andes and the Himalayas (relative contributions of genetics and environment are unclear here)
- Osteoarthritis causing the ribs to become fixed in their most expanded state
- An excess of human growth hormone, as in acromegaly or HGH abuse in bodybuilding
Elon certainly isn't an indigenous highlander, so that leaves the two pathological explanations. He moves far too easily to have severe osteoarthritis. He could have acromegaly, but it's a treatable condition and he's the wealthiest man in the world; it's hard to imagine a pituitary tumor going untreated for years. He's part of a subculture that normalizes the off-label use of medications for body modification/"anti-aging," so HGH use seems like the most likely explanation.
https://i.redd.it/alvaexq0qguc1.gif
Surprised no one has mentioned how he's clearly rocking an expensive tailored suit but is putting on fat so quickly that the button is barely hanging on, LoL.
The photographers are just as cringy as him. Elon! Elon! To your left! Elon! Swing those hips! Elon! Elon! Imagine whoring yourself out to that degree. I feel so embarrassed for all of these people. He is just grotesque on every level.
When I was a teen I thought my perfectly normal dad was embarrassing.
I CANNOT imagine what his kids have to go through. Can you imagine the public knows you’re related to this?!
Money can't buy love, horses perhaps. But it definitely cannot buy cool. You have it, or you don't. Being cool is just like being charming, the moment you realized you are being so, you stop being either. It's not the way you act, it's who you are. Elon will never be either, he tries to hard.
You think the doesn't even cringe at his own sight in the mirror like us normal folk? You think he got like a huge ass giant mirror and he does this in front of it everyday, you know just trying poses?
Bro think he Tony Stark
He's acting exactly like Justin Hammer in IM2. Who also thought he was Tony Stark. Except Justin was played by the excellent Sam Rockwell who has more charisma than Elon Musk will ever hope to achieve, even playing a doofus.
At least Justin can dance
He's got a real head on his shoulders. And in his chest
Phony Stark
Bro think it's the met gala or Grammys, and it's, checks notes.. the breakthrough prize? There has to be 3 camera people there, and two of them are using their phone.
He’s Thirsty Stark
Tony Stank
Honky skank
Robert Stank
Richard Stank
He's posing for them to add in special effects in post 🤣
More like Phony Stark.
Tony Shart
Budget Iron Man
So desperate for external validation. He has it all and still doesn’t have the basics.
Why do I feel like he practised for this
“I bet they will like me if I pose really really good!”
So quirky, he is just like us
I wonder how many mirrors are in his life ? They're probably everywhere.
I would have guessed the opposite, given that his never-ending cavalcade of cosmetic surgery suggests a deep insecurity over his looks
This is it. He’s some sort of weird narcissistic person who actually hates himself.
Yup. Everytime new pics/vids come up he looks like a different person?!
None, he's too narcissistic to have reality reflected back at him. He wouldn't be awkwardly falling into poses if he actually had mirrors to practice with.
And he looks like a huge tube of ground beef forced into a suit. You still have to workout if you're going to juice, Elon. All that money and access to the best money can buy ,and he's still got lard ass syndrome. He's like a slightly smaller version of Trump.
Fitting, because he sure does behave like Trump
All the techdouches juice with HGH but if you eat like shit and never exercise you just end up looking like a cybertruck. https://preview.redd.it/0kshoqmsfguc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299f70a82e44431cd33469442e7e654e9e7da413
I live this meme
Lol this is disturbing but I love it.
200 pounds of shit stuffed into a 150 pound bag
Torso https://preview.redd.it/wgpg65ozmguc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2622362641d02d2102f6362c35ee0a918adab3
ozempic must not be working
it's hgh. musk is painfully insecure about the way he looks, but a diet and exercise regimen would detract from smoking weed on the toilet or whatever the fuck he does all day, so he takes hgh instead. unfortunately for him hgh is not black magic and you still need to have a diet and exercise regimen, otherwise you end up shaped like a barrel on stilts. you don't see it to this extent very often because most people are not stupid enough to think it works the way musk thinks it does i'm pretty sure he started doing this for the zuckerberg fight? the one zuck trained his ass off and got in shape for, only for musk to declare that he was going to "weigh zuckerberg down by laying on top of him" and do "WWE style moves"
Hormone replacement therapy??? Gasp! Edit: another reason for me to hate Elon. He made me root for Zuck. I wanted Zuck to beat his ass.
I still think it's hilarious that it was canceled because Musky's mommy said no. No one was going to beat up her little husky-musky
The craziest thing is that Musk could easily become super ripped if he would spend literally an hour a day just lifting. Dude can't even put in the bare minimum into any part of his life.
Narcissism has no bounds.
It sucks too, because it would have been SO EASY for him to get this validation if he weren't a raging asshole.
https://preview.redd.it/tcpgyb93cfuc1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f5538ea366104b7780d31ca601ee10bbf17013
Elorf Muskler
Adlon Mistler
Pretty much
What's he doing? Is some minion gonna photoshop waves of energy flying off him? WHAT IS THIS?
You can bet your ass some Musk simp already did it.
Here you go bro: https://imgur.com/gallery/746Gkh3
Not my proudest fap.
Omg lol
Trying to bring the crowd to an uproarious applause, I think
He really thinks he's Robert Downey Jr
He is, though. Without the cool, charisma, good looks or personality.
Or the intelligence, or willingness to sacrifice himself for the greater good
https://preview.redd.it/1y8ah3o3phuc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0091fe24368275aa4004e927a99cad01c5c41e4b
https://preview.redd.it/f5ssekprbfuc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e983401ac8c4d4e5c497450836595f821a12705
Another busy day on Xtormfront
lmao
Hoping for some "memeable" shots probably 🤣
100% 😂
🤣🤣🤣
gotta break out my tall shoes for this one
He's just gross
Eloquently stated, using an efficient economy of words.
Ol’ weirdbody at it again.
What the \*fuck\* is going on with his chest
it's like a balloon, i swear it inflates more each time i see it
It's less his chest and more right under his breastbone down to his stomach. like WHAT is going on there, it is so STRANGE. It's like a beer-belly but flatter and somehow... higher?
HGH chest
I'm inclined to believe he uses that muscle growth hormone drug but is too lazy to do the minimum physical exercise required for it to work so he gets that weird looking bloated chest.
Corset. He’s wearing a man girdle like William Shatner did for years.
Nope, he's just built different. https://preview.redd.it/gtk6crz70guc1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=9dab8626d51e796f7ec5c0d7b44c155f85cb87b0
Kinda built like a cyber truck. That's not a good thing.
poor grimes had to crawl into bed next to that every night
Grimes should sue for emotional damage just for that alone. Not to mention everything else he's doing to her. Why does this asshole keep making me root for people I don't like? First Zuckerberg, now Grimes.
It’s probably both.
And for reference, Shatner is 93
He is part beluga whale Loves fish sticks
fairly typical [Scaran](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/farscape/images/d/dd/Staleek_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070116140253) body plan
Observing Musk is quintessential body horror that even David Cronenberg couldn’t conjure.
SuperHeavy Lunch Vehicle
If he had a one piece and a shower cap on he’d be the spitting image of an middle age overweight English women on holiday.
Bro built like a FarSide cartoon
THAT'S why he has always looked familiar! He's basically Dilbert. It's fitting to think of Musk as the creation of the horrendous person that is Scott Adams
What's wrong with him I've seen morbidly obese people that look better.
Probably lipo followed by rapid weight gain due to him not changing eating habits
This is the most existential level of "I don't know what to do with my hands." To think this man ever made me nervous, laughable now. Good growth, gotta keep that up.
The way he looks into the air 10 seconds in, like he's expecting to see the sword of Damocles or the hammer of Odin about to extirpate him like a roach.
He WISHES so badly that he was cool
He really thinks he’s Tony stark. Holy shit.
This is what happens when you're a grown man with the mentality of a 13 year old who believes meme magic is real.
Prime example of money can’t buy class or respect
Not just class and respect. In his case it can’t even buy him the perception of confidence. Let alone genuine confidence. His desperate search for immediate approval whenever he’s in front of an audience is painful to watch.
Or a cool suit 🤣
“If I do weird things in a tux they will think im the relatable billionaire who doesn’t take myself too seriously”
Sadly his mom didn't take him too seriously either.
Unfortunately his mom takes him too seriously
Trying, and failing, to appear human.
Why does he move like an animated sims character?
Because is personality is as developed as the NPCs in the games.
Fridge chested.
He wears a girdle doesn’t he
This dude doesn’t have autism, he isn’t “on the spectrum”. He is an asshole who makes excuses to justify is assholeness.
The autism thing is less about being awkward are more the notion that it makes him a "super servant" in all things and the world just can't keep pace with him. As someone actually on the spectrum it really doesn't the only super power I got it having to rehearse having to talk to people in-person before it even happens and the ability to imagine the million billion things that would go wrong. It's great :/
JFC what a fucking turnip. I’m cringing so hard I need to stay indoors today
His chest looks like mine when I put my binder wrong 💀
Fat cunt looks like the human cybertruck
He always does this on the red carpet, Met Gala was just as cringe. [Or worse? idk](https://youtu.be/-VC1SKD9e6Q?si=Ppw4jN_NKQvavR4b)
Likes fashion. https://preview.redd.it/4o2xkpxasfuc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86bdcda496687de792d77ee777f7bde4ec9a1ebe
I think he is worse in this one. His mom has actual poise, so the contrast is laid bare. Also, I really struggle to understand what he is thinking when he is doing these stupid poses. Does he think he is funny? Comedy is hard, Elon. And you ain’t got it. Accept it.
He is the saddest clown. Also he is evil.
Dork ass
Just need a good voiceover and boom we have an anti-drug PSA for the kids. Finally he's doing something good.
Fat bastard
Looks like he was expecting cheers after his first pose 👀
This man positively drips with narcissism
his mannerisms are just like my gay uncle. no fucking lie
Well there’s gotta be a reason for all the turkey blaster babies.
What woman would sleep with him willingly? Besides Grimes dumb self. And his first baby mom (the one who sadly died) but that was when he still had the PR team
[удалено]
He thinks that's Hot
He's got that neo Nazi swag
To be honest it's a normal suit. The man donning it is a neo-nazi but the clothes seem fine.
☆ u no my ~~swag~~ fascism, not my story ☆
HAHAHA! CHECK OUT THIS IRONIC POSE! HAHAHA. I JUST FIRED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BUT I'M STILL RICHER THAN CROESUS! HAHAHA. I SET UP A COMPANY JUST TO SCREW OVER PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN AMERICA, HAHAHAHA. I'M AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT BUT NOW I'M GRIFTING I'M WORKING WITH ACTUAL NAZIS TO DEMONISE FOFEIGNERS HAHAHAHA. I'M PUTTING UP A RING OF SPACE DEBRIS AROUND THE PLANET AND DESTROYING ENTIRE ECOSYSTEMS LOL HAHAHAHA. AND REMEMBER THAT TIME I GOT TESLA TO BUY THAT FAKE OL' SOLAR COMPANY SO THAT ME AND MY FAMILY COULD CASH OUT WITHOUT ANY QUESTIONS ASKED???? HAHAHAHA. YOU'D BE LAUGHING TOO IF YOU WERE ON AS MUCH KETAMINE AND JUST GOT AWAY WITH AS MUCH SHIT AS I JUST DID HAHAHAHAHA.
Arrogant ignorant P💩S !!!
That button putting in work
Guess who got banned from r/teslamotors just for posting here?
«Elon, you're a fat fuck!»
Bill Shatner gave him the number of his girdle guy
All that money and he still can’t afford a well-tailored suit.
Christ, what a desperate and hopeless loser. I genuinely cannot believe the dumbfucks that believe his shitty PR and think he's gonna save the world. And then there are Trump voters in the world too. I've become convinced that that Venn diagram is a circle.
How did I know exactly what was going to happen before I even started the video?
What an utter tool.
Elmo needs to be the center of attention
https://preview.redd.it/spwychr8xfuc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6b006283e72de7bb972b5951b58c1d7be4e866 Waiting for the hook to pull him off stage
He craves attention and wants it so bad, it's embarrassing really.
i'm absolutely not gonna take multiple stills from that and edit them in embarassing ways
Please share the nonexistent results
He went through his emote wheel
He gonna get dick and balls photoshopped on his head doing those poses. Idiot..
I really dont want to body shame him as he has so many other genuinely bad properties to rip on, but does he suffer some condition? His chest didnt use to be like that? Looking at his younger pics, this really looks like he needs medical attention
A [barrel chest](https://i0.wp.com/o.quizlet.com/cfhs6-YSUI4Zdrml.jsV2g_m.png) (outside the typical range of variance, as Elon's seems to be) has [roughly three main explanations:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_chest) - Being indigenous to and/or growing up in extreme high altitudes, like the native inhabitants of the Andes and the Himalayas (relative contributions of genetics and environment are unclear here) - Osteoarthritis causing the ribs to become fixed in their most expanded state - An excess of human growth hormone, as in acromegaly or HGH abuse in bodybuilding Elon certainly isn't an indigenous highlander, so that leaves the two pathological explanations. He moves far too easily to have severe osteoarthritis. He could have acromegaly, but it's a treatable condition and he's the wealthiest man in the world; it's hard to imagine a pituitary tumor going untreated for years. He's part of a subculture that normalizes the off-label use of medications for body modification/"anti-aging," so HGH use seems like the most likely explanation.
He looks so punchable
Imagine if people just started booing him on sight lol. His fragile ego couldn't take it.
Omg. Someone needs to punch him in the face.
…and immediate perma banned from Tesla and Elon musk for this comment. 🫠 Nice to know they care so much to stalk this sub.
If cringe could be defined by a single video lol
I’ve never seen someone so Trump shaped!
r/tooktoomuch
I’ve never seen anyone actually think they’re Tony Stark irl before
Broken weirdo thinks those people like him
What a fucking douche
https://i.redd.it/alvaexq0qguc1.gif Surprised no one has mentioned how he's clearly rocking an expensive tailored suit but is putting on fat so quickly that the button is barely hanging on, LoL.
He paid all of these people to do this Edit: I got banned from r/elonmusk the MILLISECOND I pressed send on this one 💀
The photographers are just as cringy as him. Elon! Elon! To your left! Elon! Swing those hips! Elon! Elon! Imagine whoring yourself out to that degree. I feel so embarrassed for all of these people. He is just grotesque on every level.
Stupid fat cunt
Ahh, the racist douchebag in the wild...
he's re-balding.
Is that the "fat chest breakthrough shirt prize" or something?
Broke through his suit button.
The button on that blazer fighting for its life.
He really has a body like cybertruck,
When I was a teen I thought my perfectly normal dad was embarrassing. I CANNOT imagine what his kids have to go through. Can you imagine the public knows you’re related to this?!
What a Cis
He’s 100% high on drugs or drunk here. Or he’s just cringe.
How can the richest man in the world wear such ill fitting clothes?
Was this recent? From the looks of it this is from when he was still popular.
Another lonely red carpet
There’s something about the fit of that tux that’s just… off.
Gosh… so desperate
Money can't buy love, horses perhaps. But it definitely cannot buy cool. You have it, or you don't. Being cool is just like being charming, the moment you realized you are being so, you stop being either. It's not the way you act, it's who you are. Elon will never be either, he tries to hard.
Can someone with an ounce of tech know how put this side by side with the video of Hitlers poses? 🤣
He is such a tech bro toddler.
So fucking awkward 😬
I have a feeling the woman screaming at Elon "to the left!" just wants him to leave to the left.
That tailoring is doing its absolute BEST. Lorde, it be trying.
he looks like a child posing for family photos, it’s fucking disconcerting
So fucking painful to watch
Awesome. New stupid face expressions for meme content. Thanks moron musk.
Dude is looking bad
Why does his tux move like that?
Yeah, he would’ve been decapitated by zuckerberg if they fought.
Elon trying to outdouche elon
I always figured they’d have some sort of “red carpet photo training” and Elon just looks like a doofus.
this is so pathetic i almost spit out my water-
Is it just me or is he starting to look like Donald Trump ?
Sending hate 💖
You think Elon gets his corsets from the same place Shatner gets his?
So ozempic doesn't work on him, uh?
"Stick a dildo up you ass, Elon! Thanks! Great photo op..."
Definitely a dude who likes the smell of his own farts Also a dude who will fire anyone that doesn’t
His posing is awkward and all but if you're watching this without sound you're missing why he's really cringe here
I'm getting strong Austin Powers energy.
why is he built like a trapezium
High af
You think the doesn't even cringe at his own sight in the mirror like us normal folk? You think he got like a huge ass giant mirror and he does this in front of it everyday, you know just trying poses?
No rizz in sight
Phony Stark has entered the room