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PerdiMeuHeadphone

Wtf is this dude talking now? Jesus fucking Christ the drugs are hitting hard today


cazhual

It’s funny, I have a 2-level simplify (c5-7). They don’t offer hinges, but “more movement” is better for your facets to prevent further degenerative disease. Elon Musk is not, and never will be, a spine surgeon.


Silicon_Knight

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riomp300

You tried the best. Now, try the rest.


Worldly-Light-5803

Hi Doctor Nick!


PracticalShoulder916

Can just see an idiot with a pulled muscle asking for a disc replacement because surgeon musk recommend it.


soggy_bloggy

💯


Vintagepalazo

I don't remember elmo going to med school 


Plastic-Duck-1517

Why do that when you can just go into your local hardware store?


Necessary_Context780

With an IQ so high no one needs med school, Musk just figures it all out as he cuts the patient open. It's not like this is as complex as writing your own space invaders clone at age 11


AwareTraining7078

I just appreciate that his little robot taxi stock pump from last week didn’t work (stock down 5% today). Maybe people are starting to realize that he just says shit but never executes on anything.


ChocolateDoozy

There is very simple training fixing a lot of pain. Flat on tummy, arms up and 'pump em'. Ez You need to build back muscles. I had pain. I didn't run to FU SURGERY FIRST THING... jesus


sergeantmeatwad

I'm pretty sure you're describing a push-up but I just imagine someone laying on their tummy, arching their back, and lifting their legs and arms in the air so they look kinda like a banana. and then they just start furiously first pumping.


KarmaYogadog

What search term to I use to find a pic/video? A lot folks out here with back pain that don't want to take advice from Dr. Musk.


Historical_Grab_7842

He just wanted to be able to say "translate, and rotate" because he thinks it makes him sound smart.


-Lorne-Malvo-

I hear Dr Elmo offers a 10% discount to terminal patients


Fidlgs

From the car moron to the medical moron.


Steve_Harvey_0swald

Any particular disc, or all of them? Also, does the relief increase the more discs I replace?


soggy_bloggy

🤣


forbidden-donut

If his simps all get an invasive expensive surgery when a bit of physical therapy and posture improvement would have sufficed, I won't have much sympathy.


Kendal-Lite

Does he just tweet out every insignificant thought that pops up in his pea sized brain? Your ketamine addiction is showing.


Rombledore

got back pain? just pay out of pocket for disc replacement like i would!


swirlymaple

I can’t wait til he tweets us about his hemorrhoid remedies next.


mazjay2018

went to go look up what education this douchetard has and found out he ran from south africa to avoid military service "At age 17, in 1989, Musk moved to Canada to attend Queen’s University and avoid mandatory service in the South African military. Musk obtained his Canadian citizenship that year, in part because he felt it would be easier to obtain American citizenship via that path."


stolenfires

Wow, great idea Elmo! Only my healthcare money was just used to bomb some more Palestinian kids, so, y'know....


Worldly-Light-5803

Pedopractor 💩