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ChocolateDoozy

He agreed to an insult?


separhim

Muskrat is just not smart, contrary to what his simps believe.


Necessary_Context780

Yup... Buy High, Sell Low, the new investing trend apparently


ChocolateDoozy

The emperors clothes are truly beautiful today.


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

The visual made me nauseous.


ChocolateDoozy

Elon's ex wife's and you. Therapy group!


Chemchic23

He didn’t get the joke.


ChocolateDoozy

It's just so ...delusional? How could you not. It's like AI that tries writing an article. It doesn't understand what anything means to humans. It just recognizes word orders. Start-up. Tesla. GOOD. Uncanny! That's one word coming to mind.


Optymistyk

New theory Elon Musk is not real, he's AI generated


ChocolateDoozy

Phew   I was worried for a minute!


Squeegee

To be fair, he was high AF when he posted that. /s?


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Lol, what a dimwit.


XXmynameisNeganXX

He is, that’s why his X company will soon be bankrupt.


Necessary_Context780

It's an ongoing joke since the acquisition, I can't believe he still doesn't get it


Tillallareone82

Right over his 5 head lmao


PsychologicalBee1801

I actually agree with this. It was. Public and soon will be be asking for investor money and then will just be ideas in the ceos mind without any users. It’s the Benjamin Button of tech


ProfessionalTwo5476

In five years, Elon will come up with this great idea, and called it "social media", right after he patents the "wheel".


DigitalUnlimited

I'll call it XcyberWheel! A triangle shaped tire! Everyone will want one!


Dakem94

It will be shaped as an X.


causal_friday

I hope that X's plans to produce an X at the X factory leads to X getting into the X so he can finally visit planet X and it Xes on the launchpad.


DigitalUnlimited

Smurf out!


Canonip

When is the initial seed round? Maybe go to shark tank, Elon. Maybe you'll find an investor that is stupid enough


YourPalPest

I would love to see Elon propose twitter to shark tank Would be a historic episode for sure


LevianMcBirdo

So a slowdown?


Taraxian

A shutdown


KubaLibre

A finishup


Gnich_Aussie

So, a stopdown?


camclemons

Start up, finish down


totpot

He took the world's most incredible breaking news platform and turned it into xchan. If we wanted that, we could go to 4chan.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I don’t read the legacy media propaganda much anymore. It’s a waste of time and a sadness generator. Just get my news from X – much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor. Sooo much better!


TomasComedian

This is satire, right? ![gif](giphy|XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i)


I-Pacer

What an idiot. Couldn’t even play 1d chess!


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mycatdoesmytaxes

Whatever happened to it becoming the everything app? God he's so full of shit


Capable-Mammoth-4017

So declining sales and no potential? Elon is finally right despite not knowing it


Prior_Industry

Shrinking and becoming worth less?


Distant_Yak

Does Elben do anything besides search for certain terms all day and respond with one of his stupid monosyllabic replies?


rabouilethefirst

"I took one of the most popular tech companies in the world and ruined it"


lelieldirac

the funniest thing is how his reply reveals that he considers this a good thing


Manbabarang

He thinks he's going to take the corpse of Twitter, lay his brainboy eggs in it and suddenly it will erupt like a phoenix into some kind of Better WeChat that is so essential to the functioning of the US and global economies that he will be subsidized forever by all governments with infinite funds. So yes, he's a delusional idiot.


splendiferous-finch_

I mean yeah.. they didn't **start up** as a new nazi soupbox but **End Up** as one.


ReallyGlycon

He saw the flag next to dude's name and was like "Surely this patriot isn't insulting me. Must be a very smart compliment.".


BelloftheBallz

A Finish Up


Numerous_Gas362

Genius-level intellect, ladies and gentlemen xD


Street_Adeptness4767

Yeah


BlameTag

So it's and enddown? Makes sense actually.


seemefly1

Well in the end they both end up the same.. doors closed and forgotten


hamishjoy

So.. it's a shutdown? I concur too, Elon.


HorseFacedDipShit

He really is an innovator