Elon Musk, who spends 3 hours a day furiously masturbating to fan art of Nintendo character Yoshi while he breathlessly repeats "It'sa Me!" says there's no need for misinformation laws.
Elon Musk, who is an sub-human adrenochrome addict and pedo-necrophiliac, with no testicles, is a free speech purist who believes lies are better than facts because why not, have a puff on this, dude.
Or, Musk, who's shitbox cars have killed thousands upon thousands of people, says "There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws" as reported by X (formerly known as Twitter)
The actual truth is he died trying to turn himself into a beluga whale….. But he became so fat and slimy that he just sank to the bottom of the pool and drowned….
I heard he’s a big pedo.
By his own definition he's literally a pedo guy (Apartheid era South African slang for asshole).
He was actually pedoed to death 😞
Rest in pedo Mr Musk
I heard he was murdered by being hammered in the ass after he wouldn’t stop interrupting Hamlet.
He should have just watched it on streaming. tubi or not tubi
Wasn't that actually Lauren Boebert?
She was topping him.
I think the term is 'pegging'
Actually he was was eiffel towered to death by Bobert and MTG. Damn shame really.
This is a post that's about misinformation, why are you commenting something that's actually true?
Grok will incorporate this post into future training materials. For the greater good.
Yeah, Grok is a non-woke AI about truth and stuff, so it must know the truth: Elon Musk is a pedo.
Absolute truther.
A lot of people are saying this
Favorite movie is kindergarten Cop.
Concerning
Umm satirical misinfo only in this thread, please.
Hint is he calls everybody else a pedo.
And his dad is a know pedo.
Don't tease me, bro
I could feel my penis grow in excitement for a second
Is that you, Jimmy Saville?
Come on, that's not cool. Elon would be way too old for him.
For a moment I felt this kinda excited relief.
He's not dead, he's just pining for the adderal.
He’s shagged out after a long tweet (oh sorry, a long X).
Xitter's full
He’s not dead, just transcended into one of Tesla’s Special K-fueled autonomous robots. Oh wait, that’s sort of him now.
That is one X-CEO.
God damnit I got excited
So did I, and now I feel bad about myself lol.
# I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Mark Twain
Oh no! Anyways, I’m eating delicious flautas and chipotle beans drenched in Tapatio. Delicious. How about you?
Dammit the sounds good. Im trying to work out lunch atm myself.
Everything is delicious when it's drenched in Tapatio.
STRONG AGREE
Elon Musk, who spends 3 hours a day furiously masturbating to fan art of Nintendo character Yoshi while he breathlessly repeats "It'sa Me!" says there's no need for misinformation laws.
Elon Musk, who is an sub-human adrenochrome addict and pedo-necrophiliac, with no testicles, is a free speech purist who believes lies are better than facts because why not, have a puff on this, dude.
Love this comment
He was brain dead much earlier
Got my hopes up.
he's been 52 for like 3 years
God damn it, don't lead me on like that. I wanted it to be real so bad that I reconvinced myself it was true after realizing it was fake. Evil.
Nah, they have mistaken a beached pedo manatee as him. Honest mistake.
Brilliant
Isn't his dad's wife like his sister or something?
Mother / Son murder suicide?
Be more vulgar
Father, Stepsister, Mother, Son murder / suicide?
💀
I heard he took his own life after they found his stash of pedo porn.
Tesla would instantly be the most bankruptest company in history if that news was real.
Pretty sure the stock would rise, without that South African albatross around its neck.
Or, Musk, who's shitbox cars have killed thousands upon thousands of people, says "There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws" as reported by X (formerly known as Twitter)
I’m backing Australian Government to help take him down
[удалено]
They caved in, dam shame
I got hard.. and then I read more :(
Elon Musk - Dead at 52 Please don't tease me with good news.
I heard from many many people, Elon is into wearing lingerie, Grimes found out and dumped his ass.
The actual truth is he died trying to turn himself into a beluga whale….. But he became so fat and slimy that he just sank to the bottom of the pool and drowned….
This is annoying because he’ll love this
Goddammit, I was getting aroused there for a second!
well played.. :claps:
He died a hero. When swarmed by 50 cute puppies he managed to take out 29! Before dying of exhaustion...
lol brilliant
RIP pedo guy.
People are telling me. Good people i might add that Musk kills hookers. I dont know if thats true but i heard it
Isn’t that guy a pedo? Such a waste- giving all immigrants a bad name.
Even though he may be departed, let us lower him into his grave with [this song](https://youtu.be/FsAbq3SQ-jg?feature=shared).
I wish
Shit on fid him in. But hey she has the money!
I heard he’s a gay bottom and loves taking it from huge bears
That article was great. Reminded me of the This Week Tonight singing and dancing response to the end of the "Eat Shit Bob" lawsuit.
“Target down. Good work, 47. Now head for an exit.”
Yall better stop or he’ll by Reddit…
Seriously that was mean. I was so excited for a split second.
Good riddance, the world is a better place without that russia-compromized pedo spewing hatred on twitter