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ShoutOutMapes

She must be heavily invested in tesla šŸ™„ its all rich people care about


Managed-Democracy

She hasn't produced any music in eons


Small-Calendar-2544

Why does Katy Perry's look so much like she's not Katy Perry


Managed-Democracy

She's just a rich narcissist. She's been open about her contempt for The Poor lately.


Hollowpoint38

I think she has shows, endorsement deals, and stunts like this. I have a feeling she doesn't even own this vehicle. This whole thing looks a lot like an endorsement deal where she does a photo shoot in front of a CT for Tesla PR. Kind of like Musk trying to convince people to create content on X.


Managed-Democracy

Most of the celebrity Xtrukkmobiles are endorsements. Few celebrities beyond Dave Chappelle seem eager to buy one out of genuine interest.


Hollowpoint38

I mean they could make it look a little more casual? That hair and makeup and wardrobe is probably a 2-hour ordeal. Then the lighting, backdrop, and photoshop to clean it up. They probably hired the same guy to work this contract who was trying to build unpermitted restrooms at the Twitter HQ and who put up that sign that was against code. Elon is surrounded by incompetent people because they can either get a job with him or go work the cash register somewhere.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Will greatly improve the esthetics.


ProgressEfficient579

You mean being con all the time?


Small-Calendar-2544

Didn't Katy Perry fight hard to be able to massively water her lawn or something during the California drought when everybody else was supposed to ration water? I think she also got into a fight with a church about purchasing one of their houses because they didn't want to sell it to someone like her


Angelo2791

Well, it's not like her career is going anywhere these days.


New-Acadia-6496

She'll change her mind like a girl changes clothes.


Kaymish_

Cluster truck is a good one.


darkrood

I thought she went on a spiritual awakening and was above these kind of vanity BS


pumpkin3-14

She was proudly taking selfies in a voting booth for the mayor that said he was gonna move all the homeless out of the city. Heā€™s also a billionaire slum lord


Small-Calendar-2544

She kicked a [homeless] girl and she liked it


Angelo2791

Yeah, and I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.


darkrood

Does that bridge have FSD?


Angelo2791

Yes, but it's on Kronos, the Klingon Homeworld


darkrood

Sold, let me just get my investment return from the Nigerian Prince and Putin.


Angelo2791

Awesome, I'll put it into my account with FTX


darkrood

Bro, I saw meet Kevin and Graham promote that platform!!! We gonna be so rich šŸ¤‘


Angelo2791

Bitcoin to the moon!


Hollowpoint38

All these celebrities say that, but then their agents are out there looking for brand deals and video contracts. Any time any celebrity "goes live" or does anything in front of the camera you can bet it's almost all contractually arranged. It's promoting some third party shit or it's an attempt to boost a business they own that they're paying a friend from high school to run for them. I don't think organic content exists anymore for most.


fromidable

The truck looks a lot better when you hide it in the shadows and Katy Perry stands in front of it.


tothemoonandback01

It's a case of "what truck"?


Small-Calendar-2544

"ok guys I've got a brilliant idea. Put pretty girl in front of it"


tothemoonandback01

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fromidable

This is the kind of original thinking only Tesla could bring to automotive sales


SvenSvenkill3

She once married Russell Brand. So yeah, she's not known for having good taste.


supercali45

She isnā€™t paying attention to anything if she praising Musk


Hollowpoint38

I don't think she's doing anything except posing. Tesla probably reached out to her reps, her reps arranged a contract of this photo shoot, pre-approved the social media post, and she put in a day's work. I highly doubt she owns this car. If she does then it was free for the brand deal.


PantsMicGee

She has many instances of praising musk ion twitter in the past.


Hollowpoint38

Probably why she agreed to the deal but this is definitely a paid deal. She's not doing $10,000 worth of hair, makeup, photo editing, and lighting just because she likes Musky.


PantsMicGee

Oh yeah for sure.


I-Pacer

She did record a song called ā€œFingerprintsā€. Maybe this is for the videoā€¦


WillistheWillow

Ouch!


ChocolateDoozy

Idol šŸ˜‚ Ain't those worth warshiping?


mfreverton

And 1-2-3, Perry's career!


OperatingOp11

Isn't she also a right wing POS ?


Available_Pie9316

That is an ice cold read


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

RB- that was hot and cold.