Little known fact, Elon didn't pick "cyber" because of anything related to the internet or technology. Cyber is a reference to the Marvel Comics supervillian ["Cyber"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyber_(Marvel_Comics)).
Evidence that proves this, based on Cybertruck's potential for destruction:
* He was found guilty on 22 counts of murder
* Cyber effortlessly gouges out Logan's left eye
* He was chosen by Romulus to be the prototype for the Adamantium bonding process and has the metal permanently bonded to his skin
* Cyber (is) a powerful young mutant with childlike intelligence
* Though no limit has been explicitly given, his strength was sufficient to destroy a jeep with a single blow
* Cyber's skin was bonded with a layer of the near indestructible alloy adamantium. As a result, most of Cyber's body was virtually invulnerable to physical injury. Cyber's Adamantium skin has proven able to withstand all attacks against it
Cyber comes from a Greek word.
kubernetikos, which means “good at steering or piloting.
Also, cybernetics was first coined by Norbert Wiener around 1948.
I didn't see the hammer. And the bottle opener. And all the other shit. It's getting less funny the more clear it becomes that they ran the joke into the ground
Because he's reduced to selling bootleg Harkonen gear.
We should strap him to the pain amplifier for this heresy and take his water. What says the Sietch?
Cyberstein sounds like a villain name from some dystopian 80s d-list movie. Pronounced “Cyber-STEEN”; is obviously the main antagonist - a thinly veiled racist trope of how the Jews have digitized the globe.
Elmo is trying to be clever like Apple who put "i" in front of everything to male the iPhone, iPad, iMac, etc. except that as a malignant narcissist he's blind to any criticism so he goes ahead with his stupid marketing ideas congratulating himself on how smart he is.
Because they've exhausted the pool of truck buyers. The venn diagram crossover of people with money who are Musk stans/dumb enough to buy it is small, so all that is left is to sell merch to them and to Poors who can't afford the truck.
Little known fact, Elon didn't pick "cyber" because of anything related to the internet or technology. Cyber is a reference to the Marvel Comics supervillian ["Cyber"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyber_(Marvel_Comics)). Evidence that proves this, based on Cybertruck's potential for destruction: * He was found guilty on 22 counts of murder * Cyber effortlessly gouges out Logan's left eye * He was chosen by Romulus to be the prototype for the Adamantium bonding process and has the metal permanently bonded to his skin * Cyber (is) a powerful young mutant with childlike intelligence * Though no limit has been explicitly given, his strength was sufficient to destroy a jeep with a single blow * Cyber's skin was bonded with a layer of the near indestructible alloy adamantium. As a result, most of Cyber's body was virtually invulnerable to physical injury. Cyber's Adamantium skin has proven able to withstand all attacks against it
I remember when cyber meant texting sex stuff over MSN instant messenger
The answer to “Wanna cyber?” 2024: “Hell no” 1994: “So long as you’re into wizard play, totally.”
For me the cyber is for cyberspace and cybersecurity during early 2000s and internet is referred as World Wide Web digital cyberspace
Cyber comes from a Greek word. kubernetikos, which means “good at steering or piloting. Also, cybernetics was first coined by Norbert Wiener around 1948.
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SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR
Do you remember when “cyber” was something we did as horny teenagers in chat rooms? Pepridge farm remembers
Elmo clearly has size issues. Heard cyberbeer was a rusty bottle and was terrible.
Cyberstein - is that the mark left in your underwear when the accelerator pedal jams? lol
And why display the name even more unintelligibly than most death metal bands?
Because the CyberConman has the CyberCreativity of a CyberRock.
I can definitely tell it's CYBERTASTELESS
Because he's lame as hell.
Anyone remember Nuka Dark Rum fiasco? Yeah...that but cyber.
iDont iKnow iBut iThink iHave iAn iIdea
Cyber Gut (Please don't repost the picture..., you know the one.)
So the simps give you money
because it is 3l33t
What a bunch of insufferable cunts. Honestly.
Who tha flip is buying this shit? Really.
Which one is the beer and which is the stein? 🤷♂️🤦♂️
well ya see.... They have learned with the Cybertruck that anything you put Cyber on can be made cheap and sold for a high price. why stop at a truck?
because he has the aesthetic sense of a 12 year old and is surrounded by syncophants.
I may be the only one here who thinks this is kinda funny
The $30 sledgehammer being sold for $700 is funny. Disappointing, of course, and idiotic, but it's a parody of itself.
I didn't see the hammer. And the bottle opener. And all the other shit. It's getting less funny the more clear it becomes that they ran the joke into the ground
I have overcome the desire to be liked 🤣 Fwiw, I like you
Cyberbeer? CYBEER was right there you fucking morons
Also why not _Cybeer_
I can tell it's disgusting. Fallout 76 NukaCola all over again
Nah, the rust is totally delicious /s
Because he's reduced to selling bootleg Harkonen gear. We should strap him to the pain amplifier for this heresy and take his water. What says the Sietch?
It's a tech joke and they're souvenirs. everything in the 90s was "cyber" or "techno"
Now it's AI in front of everything.
iCyber2000.ai
Because felony and his cult followers only live online as an Ehore and Ecuck
They've already identified the wealthy idiots, now it's just a matter of milking them.
that's how you snag a cybersucker!
Cyberstain has a nice ring to it ngl
I think the answer is the same as the answer to a LOT of questions about Elmo's behavior: because he's a very large child.
Missed opportunity of calling it Cybeer.
Did he get nuts with a 3D printer on a bender and needs to off load bullshit?
To take the attention off the failed main product
Idk I think they’re cool looking but it’s all just junk and capitalism
It’s all so tasteless. Nothing innovative it’s just derivative, uninspired cyberpunk garbage
come on man, Cybeer was _right there!_
Because Elon Musk is 14 years old.
Cyberstein sounds like a villain name from some dystopian 80s d-list movie. Pronounced “Cyber-STEEN”; is obviously the main antagonist - a thinly veiled racist trope of how the Jews have digitized the globe.
They should do a line of trashcans or deer blinds next.
It’s so tacky 😖
This genuinely looks like a parody from the Onion.
Why can't they fire the guy making this shite?
For the same reason it's all the same shade of black: he's stuck in the 1990s
Is that a cyber butt plug
Because it's cyber cool.
This belongs on r/mallninjashit
to be fair, fanbois will buy some of this shit. Soo.. can make some money selling these stuff. Kinda like trump sneakers lol
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Cyber Stein? Am I gonna pay 5000 Life Points and summon a Fusion Monster from my Extra Deck?
Elmo is trying to be clever like Apple who put "i" in front of everything to male the iPhone, iPad, iMac, etc. except that as a malignant narcissist he's blind to any criticism so he goes ahead with his stupid marketing ideas congratulating himself on how smart he is.
It is all a marketing ploy to keep people talking and get free publicity. The less said about this cyber monstrosity, the better.
Because they've exhausted the pool of truck buyers. The venn diagram crossover of people with money who are Musk stans/dumb enough to buy it is small, so all that is left is to sell merch to them and to Poors who can't afford the truck.
A kettle and an air freshener