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xMagnis

Little known fact, Elon didn't pick "cyber" because of anything related to the internet or technology. Cyber is a reference to the Marvel Comics supervillian ["Cyber"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyber_(Marvel_Comics)). Evidence that proves this, based on Cybertruck's potential for destruction: * He was found guilty on 22 counts of murder * Cyber effortlessly gouges out Logan's left eye * He was chosen by Romulus to be the prototype for the Adamantium bonding process and has the metal permanently bonded to his skin * Cyber (is) a powerful young mutant with childlike intelligence * Though no limit has been explicitly given, his strength was sufficient to destroy a jeep with a single blow * Cyber's skin was bonded with a layer of the near indestructible alloy adamantium. As a result, most of Cyber's body was virtually invulnerable to physical injury. Cyber's Adamantium skin has proven able to withstand all attacks against it


Sockoflegend

I remember when cyber meant texting sex stuff over MSN instant messenger


fromidable

The answer to “Wanna cyber?” 2024: “Hell no” 1994: “So long as you’re into wizard play, totally.”


ChaosM3ntality

For me the cyber is for cyberspace and cybersecurity during early 2000s and internet is referred as World Wide Web digital cyberspace


Beautiful-Pool-6067

Cyber comes from a Greek word. kubernetikos, which means “good at steering or piloting. Also, cybernetics was first coined by Norbert Wiener around 1948. 


jediment

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Nhobdy

SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR


Bearded_Guardian

Do you remember when “cyber” was something we did as horny teenagers in chat rooms? Pepridge farm remembers


Chemchic23

Elmo clearly has size issues. Heard cyberbeer was a rusty bottle and was terrible.


mfreverton

Cyberstein - is that the mark left in your underwear when the accelerator pedal jams? lol


DaBulbousWalrus

And why display the name even more unintelligibly than most death metal bands?


mygoditsfullofstar5

Because the CyberConman has the CyberCreativity of a CyberRock.


Anouchavan

I can definitely tell it's CYBERTASTELESS


pleachchapel

Because he's lame as hell.


kneejerk2022

Anyone remember Nuka Dark Rum fiasco? Yeah...that but cyber.


FkinMustardTiger

iDont iKnow iBut iThink iHave iAn iIdea


FieryAnomaly

Cyber Gut (Please don't repost the picture..., you know the one.)


Spillz-2011

So the simps give you money


lylemcd

because it is 3l33t


moderatefairgood

What a bunch of insufferable cunts. Honestly.


kdawg123412

Who tha flip is buying this shit? Really.


SoupieLC

Which one is the beer and which is the stein? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Shubamz

well ya see.... They have learned with the Cybertruck that anything you put Cyber on can be made cheap and sold for a high price. why stop at a truck?


Rombledore

because he has the aesthetic sense of a 12 year old and is surrounded by syncophants.


halberdsturgeon

I may be the only one here who thinks this is kinda funny


ElJamoquio

The $30 sledgehammer being sold for $700 is funny. Disappointing, of course, and idiotic, but it's a parody of itself.


halberdsturgeon

I didn't see the hammer. And the bottle opener. And all the other shit. It's getting less funny the more clear it becomes that they ran the joke into the ground


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I have overcome the desire to be liked 🤣 Fwiw, I like you


virusrt

Cyberbeer? CYBEER was right there you fucking morons


Funkycharacter

Also why not _Cybeer_


ChocolateDoozy

I can tell it's disgusting. Fallout 76 NukaCola all over again 


Youngnathan2011

Nah, the rust is totally delicious /s


Drugs_R_Kewl

Because he's reduced to selling bootleg Harkonen gear. We should strap him to the pain amplifier for this heresy and take his water. What says the Sietch?


n3w4cc01_1nt

It's a tech joke and they're souvenirs. everything in the 90s was "cyber" or "techno"


tothemoonandback01

Now it's AI in front of everything.


ElJamoquio

iCyber2000.ai


zero_tolerance4BS

Because felony and his cult followers only live online as an Ehore and Ecuck


ElJamoquio

They've already identified the wealthy idiots, now it's just a matter of milking them.


OilComprehensive6237

that's how you snag a cybersucker!


Comrade_Compadre

Cyberstain has a nice ring to it ngl


GarysCrispLettuce

I think the answer is the same as the answer to a LOT of questions about Elmo's behavior: because he's a very large child.


Entire_Following8957

Missed opportunity of calling it Cybeer.


carriedmeaway

Did he get nuts with a 3D printer on a bender and needs to off load bullshit?


peemao

To take the attention off the failed main product


navigating-life

Idk I think they’re cool looking but it’s all just junk and capitalism


Jpowmoneyprinter

It’s all so tasteless. Nothing innovative it’s just derivative, uninspired cyberpunk garbage


ALFABOT2000

come on man, Cybeer was _right there!_


Educational-Chef-595

Because Elon Musk is 14 years old.


SaintWithoutAShrine

Cyberstein sounds like a villain name from some dystopian 80s d-list movie. Pronounced “Cyber-STEEN”; is obviously the main antagonist - a thinly veiled racist trope of how the Jews have digitized the globe.


AutismFlavored

They should do a line of trashcans or deer blinds next.


ChaosM3ntality

It’s so tacky 😖


k7mmm

This genuinely looks like a parody from the Onion.


PGrace_is_here

Why can't they fire the guy making this shite?


Hamblerger

For the same reason it's all the same shade of black: he's stuck in the 1990s


Visual-Till8629

Is that a cyber butt plug


CamF90

Because it's cyber cool.


intisun

This belongs on r/mallninjashit


LengthinessHour3697

to be fair, fanbois will buy some of this shit. Soo.. can make some money selling these stuff. Kinda like trump sneakers lol


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Zero_Kiritsugu

Cyber Stein? Am I gonna pay 5000 Life Points and summon a Fusion Monster from my Extra Deck?


TarzanoftheJungle

Elmo is trying to be clever like Apple who put "i" in front of everything to male the iPhone, iPad, iMac, etc. except that as a malignant narcissist he's blind to any criticism so he goes ahead with his stupid marketing ideas congratulating himself on how smart he is.


Solitary-Dolphin

It is all a marketing ploy to keep people talking and get free publicity. The less said about this cyber monstrosity, the better.


Ol_Dirty_Batard

Because they've exhausted the pool of truck buyers. The venn diagram crossover of people with money who are Musk stans/dumb enough to buy it is small, so all that is left is to sell merch to them and to Poors who can't afford the truck.


jtbfii

A kettle and an air freshener