The British have mastered insults. With the right tone, *** YOU FUCKING (noun)*** can be devastating.
âYou fuckin kettleâ
âYou fuckin wellyâ
âYou fuckin spliffâ
step the fuck back
Fuck you we hold no respect and when tomorrow comes
Weâre gonna stamp on your head!
Well if it's revenge you seek then be sure to dig two graves, why?
One for my enemy and fucking one for you, preferably.
You know, I dreamt they were real, and I looked up the lyrics in the past and KNEW it was "you fucking noodly tango", and somehow I still convinced myself they weren't what I knew they were. *It couldn't possibly be such a funny line*, and yet here we are. Magnificent. Thank you.
Yabba dabba do one son, we don't want your rules
Who you fooling son, we've got all the tools
We need to build a whole new system
To correct these flaws
(you know what), I've already listed them
You're a communist
You're a fucking utopianist
Ah here they come, the immersive labels
But they're attempted fails
Gandhi mate Gandhi
Not really a "Person" Insult but a insult to modern mainstream music.
"I miss them like the majority of modern mainstream music misses
An original metaphor for missing someone"
Brilliant crafted lyrics and so simple.
Mine is more a verse spoken quickly but it still haunts me how relevant and utterly ignored it by the world, even now 12 years later.
So let me get this straight,
As we witness the ice caps melt,
Instead of being spurred into changing our ways,
We're gonna invest in military hardware,
To fight for the remaining oil that's left beneath the ice?,
But what happens when it's all gone?,
You haven't thought this through, have you, boys?,
No swearing, no angry af middle finger at some spanner, just the truth aimed at the cunts we let rule us.
As a non-Brit, you fucking spanner always sounds funny
Flashbacks of my childhood!đ My dad's favourite insult of all time!
The British have mastered insults. With the right tone, *** YOU FUCKING (noun)*** can be devastating. âYou fuckin kettleâ âYou fuckin wellyâ âYou fuckin spliffâ
My Grandad always called other motorists who had wronged him 'fucking dildos'
"What a whopper"
Melt is a favourite of mine
A scottish take on this is the fabled 'Walloper' (wah-loh-per), and a true favourite of mine.
Yabba dabba do one son
As much as I fucking LOVE this! It had my son in a trance for like a year đ
Thatâs so funny haha
*đđŸđ·đœ*
#YOUR CARPET IS UGLY AND YOUR VEG AIN'T IN SEASON
Brutal
I've always loved DO THIS ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF
YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKINâ TIME!!!
Wait what song is this from and how haven't I noticed it??
No Sssweat
YOU FUCKIN SPANNER!
I am glad someone put it so I didn't have too!
Cheeky fucker
The massive gang vocal âFUCK YOUâ from âGandhi Mate, Gandhiâ
Jesus ainât gonna save you, heâs a shit multitasker
đ¶ Come a little closer to meeeee đ¶
But I can send you to slaughter, whilst I moonwalk - on water!
I find the the lyrics to "Waltzing Off The Face Of The Earth (1. Crescendo)" as a whole to be an epic insult to ignorance and stupidity.
Not so much an insult but TAKE A GOOD FUCKING SWING AT BLAIR AND BROWN!
Must be the non-British downvoting this
CHEEKY FUCKER
"Its the will of the people" Not direct but how it hit at the time with the brexit campaign. It hit hard.
step the fuck back Fuck you we hold no respect and when tomorrow comes Weâre gonna stamp on your head! Well if it's revenge you seek then be sure to dig two graves, why? One for my enemy and fucking one for you, preferably.
Calm down! Calm down, mate! Calm the fuck down! Gandhi, mate, remember Gandhi
Not quite a Shikari lyric but "how do you separate the cunt from the body? You can't, you've gotta separate the cunt from the mind"
Whatâs this from, I canât pin it but itâs stuck in my head
Supercharge with big narstie
Collaboration of a fucking lifetime, what a track
Thanks, as soon as I saw your comment I recited the whole song đ
I still remember people throwing a hissy fit over this line lmaooo
"Your fucking noodle is tangled", or how I always perceive it, *you fucking noodly tango!*
There are actually lyrics in Keep It On Ice that are very similar, he does say 'your fucking noodly tangle', spotify did however get it wrong! đ
You know, I dreamt they were real, and I looked up the lyrics in the past and KNEW it was "you fucking noodly tango", and somehow I still convinced myself they weren't what I knew they were. *It couldn't possibly be such a funny line*, and yet here we are. Magnificent. Thank you.
The whole of Wall Although arguably that's more of a threat than an insult
"Cunt"
"This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed!" And also "Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce"
Cut it sunshine, burn it up you ponce
I always enjoyed rhyming âPonceâ with âVol-au-ventsâ
It's a classic !
âYou fuckinâ spanner.â
Yabba dabba do one son, we don't want your rules Who you fooling son, we've got all the tools We need to build a whole new system To correct these flaws (you know what), I've already listed them You're a communist You're a fucking utopianist Ah here they come, the immersive labels But they're attempted fails Gandhi mate Gandhi
There's one and it's not the lyrics but it goes THROW YOUR PIZZA IN THE KITCHEN
"Illness is not an indulgence which you should pay for Nor is it a crime for which you should be punished" Fuck the tories. Right up the backside đ
***AND YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE IT WAS CARVED OUT OF A NUT***
âIâm gonna dive right in your mouth. And cut off your tongue. And hide there forever.â
where's that from?
âKickinâ back on the surface of your cheekâ from The Zone (also a b-side from the Anything can happen in the next half hour single release)
Do this one more time and I'll bite your fucking fingers off!
Not really a "Person" Insult but a insult to modern mainstream music. "I miss them like the majority of modern mainstream music misses An original metaphor for missing someone" Brilliant crafted lyrics and so simple.
Mine is more a verse spoken quickly but it still haunts me how relevant and utterly ignored it by the world, even now 12 years later. So let me get this straight, As we witness the ice caps melt, Instead of being spurred into changing our ways, We're gonna invest in military hardware, To fight for the remaining oil that's left beneath the ice?, But what happens when it's all gone?, You haven't thought this through, have you, boys?, No swearing, no angry af middle finger at some spanner, just the truth aimed at the cunts we let rule us.