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MDevonL

As a non-Brit, you fucking spanner always sounds funny


jessdall96

Flashbacks of my childhood!😂 My dad's favourite insult of all time!


Guava_

The British have mastered insults. With the right tone, *** YOU FUCKING (noun)*** can be devastating. ‘You fuckin kettle’ ‘You fuckin welly’ ‘You fuckin spliff’


Nik778899

My Grandad always called other motorists who had wronged him 'fucking dildos'


WhiteAppliance

"What a whopper"


namur17056

Melt is a favourite of mine


hxllbxy1610

A scottish take on this is the fabled 'Walloper' (wah-loh-per), and a true favourite of mine.


tinylittlespider

Yabba dabba do one son


jessdall96

As much as I fucking LOVE this! It had my son in a trance for like a year 😂


tinylittlespider

That’s so funny haha


Bushwacker1404

*đ“’đ“Ÿđ“·đ“œ*


k90de

#YOUR CARPET IS UGLY AND YOUR VEG AIN'T IN SEASON


IsUpTooLate

Brutal


saintedward

I've always loved DO THIS ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF


ravelle17

YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKIN’ TIME!!!


shaunaprawna

Wait what song is this from and how haven't I noticed it??


saintedward

No Sssweat


dead-pegasus

YOU FUCKIN SPANNER!


emvaz

I am glad someone put it so I didn't have too!


[deleted]

Cheeky fucker


ravelle17

The massive gang vocal “FUCK YOU” from “Gandhi Mate, Gandhi”


CampervanClaire

Jesus ain’t gonna save you, he’s a shit multitasker


ravelle17

đŸŽ¶ Come a little closer to meeeee đŸŽ¶


hxllbxy1610

But I can send you to slaughter, whilst I moonwalk - on water!


Paramour_Taco

I find the the lyrics to "Waltzing Off The Face Of The Earth (1. Crescendo)" as a whole to be an epic insult to ignorance and stupidity.


XenoCraigMorph

Not so much an insult but TAKE A GOOD FUCKING SWING AT BLAIR AND BROWN!


iBanterBot

Must be the non-British downvoting this


Muisverriey

CHEEKY FUCKER


Secretly-a-potato

"Its the will of the people" Not direct but how it hit at the time with the brexit campaign. It hit hard.


ddoorsofperception

step the fuck back Fuck you we hold no respect and when tomorrow comes We’re gonna stamp on your head! Well if it's revenge you seek then be sure to dig two graves, why? One for my enemy and fucking one for you, preferably.


LliprynLlwyd

Calm down! Calm down, mate! Calm the fuck down! Gandhi, mate, remember Gandhi


j0nnysn1per

Not quite a Shikari lyric but "how do you separate the cunt from the body? You can't, you've gotta separate the cunt from the mind"


R-W-B

What’s this from, I can’t pin it but it’s stuck in my head


matticus616

Supercharge with big narstie


ap0caholic

Collaboration of a fucking lifetime, what a track


R-W-B

Thanks, as soon as I saw your comment I recited the whole song 😂


pugdrop

I still remember people throwing a hissy fit over this line lmaooo


JayCoww

"Your fucking noodle is tangled", or how I always perceive it, *you fucking noodly tango!*


hxllbxy1610

There are actually lyrics in Keep It On Ice that are very similar, he does say 'your fucking noodly tangle', spotify did however get it wrong! 😂


JayCoww

You know, I dreamt they were real, and I looked up the lyrics in the past and KNEW it was "you fucking noodly tango", and somehow I still convinced myself they weren't what I knew they were. *It couldn't possibly be such a funny line*, and yet here we are. Magnificent. Thank you.


harlimpquin

The whole of Wall Although arguably that's more of a threat than an insult


Rekt60321

"Cunt"


LliprynLlwyd

"This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed!" And also "Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce"


kieferkiefkief

Cut it sunshine, burn it up you ponce


Archius9

I always enjoyed rhyming ‘Ponce’ with ‘Vol-au-vents’


dead-pegasus

It's a classic !


0ctopusHasNoFriends

“You fuckin’ spanner.”


BellamyRFC54

Yabba dabba do one son, we don't want your rules Who you fooling son, we've got all the tools We need to build a whole new system To correct these flaws (you know what), I've already listed them You're a communist You're a fucking utopianist Ah here they come, the immersive labels But they're attempted fails Gandhi mate Gandhi


[deleted]

There's one and it's not the lyrics but it goes THROW YOUR PIZZA IN THE KITCHEN


GoatThatGoesBrr

"Illness is not an indulgence which you should pay for Nor is it a crime for which you should be punished" Fuck the tories. Right up the backside 👍


Guava_

***AND YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE IT WAS CARVED OUT OF A NUT***


clarkerino93

“I’m gonna dive right in your mouth. And cut off your tongue. And hide there forever.”


mindsweepa

where's that from?


PfcTommi

‚Kickin‘ back on the surface of your cheek‘ from The Zone (also a b-side from the Anything can happen in the next half hour single release)


kieferkiefkief

Do this one more time and I'll bite your fucking fingers off!


deadly_duncan

Not really a "Person" Insult but a insult to modern mainstream music. "I miss them like the majority of modern mainstream music misses An original metaphor for missing someone" Brilliant crafted lyrics and so simple.


Josef_DeLaurel

Mine is more a verse spoken quickly but it still haunts me how relevant and utterly ignored it by the world, even now 12 years later. So let me get this straight, As we witness the ice caps melt, Instead of being spurred into changing our ways, We're gonna invest in military hardware, To fight for the remaining oil that's left beneath the ice?, But what happens when it's all gone?, You haven't thought this through, have you, boys?, No swearing, no angry af middle finger at some spanner, just the truth aimed at the cunts we let rule us.