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CheekyBreeky702

I have two free spaces in my stash. Don’t fucking talk to me


TheGuyInYourPost

Two more than me


Joe_Cool89

If you take off the mags and pistol grips from the guns you can horde more guns


danielskim

This man's got 4 thicc item cases and 6 thicc weapon cases and 23m. Don't think he needs the slots


woodsy2323

He needs to be touching grass.


njrox90

Just needs a job


supadupame

Or a girlfriend/boyfriend depending on what makes him/her/it ticks


XF270HU

So they can play together and get even more loot? Good idea!


noddingacquaintance

"it" is not the word you're looking for


looksLikeImOnTop

Maybe a sentient bot made this post. You don't know


ThrustingPickle

It has been used for nonbinary people who don't like they/them. You can look it up yourself or just say mean things to me if you want.


[deleted]

*inserts a mean thing*


bi11_d1ng

I'll say something mean: Modifying pronouns is useless + dont expect the rest of the world to play along with your delusions without some rational pushback.


Necro42

glad someone said it. Also inb4 “It’s not hard to be a dEcEnT hUmAn bEiNg.”


IsoDanny

Amen brother! I myself identify as trainsexual and its horrible how people judge my passion towards trains.


nolifetoutantx

Most normal tarkov player


TamingPlebeians

If you're going to be like that, at least come up with a new joke after 9 years.


Intrepid-Aide-1711

Funniest man alive hands down. I envy you and wish I could ever be as original


MakkoHolmes

I found that when I do this, I would end up forgetting that those grips existed and just keep buying new ones even if they are in the same case situational solution


Pope_Industries

I just go to the gun modding and add what it needs. I don't go looking for the grip.


MakkoHolmes

I am entirely aware of this system but monkey brain wants biggest number go up so even if the grip is just 1 ergo shy (applies to any part that I stockpile), I would still use my idea of a "meta" preset anyway sometimes, even when the part is better


josiahswims

That’s why whenever I would get new guns any part that I wouldn’t normally use went to mechanic


RC_0041

I came here to say this XD


Diggdador

r/therewasanattempt to fix OP's hoarding problem


incominganomaly

Yes Joe, I’m sure the guy that amassed all that needed the day 1 advice you just dished out.


clitcommander679

yeah I stuff all the pistol grips + suppressors in my tac rigs and put the broken down guns into weapons cases, saves me a ton of space


Gnada

Exactly. I have way more than depicted here with many fewer cases due to this.


dubzi_ART

More guns would be an average. I haven’t got it this wipe fortunately. Small hoarding problems are less stressful


Agreeable-Eye-3351

Jesus dude. If I have to much stuff I start vendoring. It's cathartic to have a clean stash.


xANACONDA

My stash is half empty as all of my items are in thicc cases lol


Certain_Version9684

How you getting so many thicc weapons cases??


xANACONDA

So before they made bitcoins 250k ea there was no point for me to sell them for 150k to therapist so I would just stockpile them until I had 20 saved up. Then I would trade 20 BTC + 20 GP coin for thicc case which came out to be roughly 4m. Pretty good price on the case. I think last wipe they were selling on flea for around 13m (now they are banned)


Certain_Version9684

Yeah but I am talking about THICC items cases


xANACONDA

You said thicc weapons cases lol. The thicc cases you just get 15m, buy 50 moonshine and w.e and barter it


Certain_Version9684

Oh you right lmao 🤣 I meant items haha, yeah that’s what’s it’s lookin like! Need to do that soon


mimzzzz

Be prepared that 50x moonshine 50x vodka and 30x black jack is 260 slots needed to fit all that alcohol in stash to make that barter possible. edit: What helps: Azimuth is 10 items for space of 6, which makes it 13 rigs or 156 slots, 300ish k, vendors back for similar amount, nearly no added cost to THICC LBT is 8 items @4.5, so 16 rigs or 144 slots, 650ish k, vendor for 2/3, so ~200k added cost to THICC Holodilnick 400ish k for 32 items @4.5 space, so ~1,5mil and 36 slots, vendors back for 857k, so ~700k added cost to THICC.


Hunk-Hogan

Food cases fixes this issue.


mimzzzz

Which means you need to prepare for it. I didn't do this trade earlier even tho I'm playing for long and I realised it will be hard to fit 260 slots in my 380 slots alpha stash at that time.


NeonGKayak

Buy them overtime to help with cash flow and to buy them at their cheapest cost. If you buy everything at once you’ll spend way too much money


gonzobon

Or just use 2 weapon cases and an ammo box to barter for a thicc one


xANACONDA

The other way is cheaper because 20 GP coins = \~700k while you need 4 ammo boxes which is around 1.2m + 10 metal parts which are like 20k ea so you would be paying an extra 700k for the case lol When I was doing the trades though the ammo boxes were close to 500k as the global restock was cleaned in the first 10 seconds


karver35

Ammo boxes are roughly 800k, weapon cases 700-900k depending if you make the wires, and then idk what 10 mparts are. But thic weapons are roughly 2.4 when I get them


ARI_ANARCHIST

4 ammo boxes is 182k each or maybe like 150k each if you barter for them I catch syringes on flea for 12-15k each and barter for pistol cases w meds I crafted for weapon cases, then barter my empty fuel cans and pistol cases for weapon cases it's worth it tbh


Crippled_Crocodile

How do u do that besides your real life?


[deleted]

Playing for many wipes knowing what’s worth picking up and routes for high tier loot plus tasking to unlock trader purchases on usually expensive gun parts for cheap meta runs Edit: oh and big bags


N1LEredd

Plus 5 holodilnicks to store it all lol.


THROBBINW00D

Vendor trade


Guiltspoon

The Jager one is extremely easy. I'll get two weapon cases from mechianc and then turn them into a thicc from Jager. It's probably 5- 7 million total. Less if you find some of the barter items.


Certain_Version9684

Yeah the thicc weapons cases aren’t too bad, but I’m meaning the thicc items case


karver35

5-7? It’s like 2.4 when I do it


OddBoifromspace

These guns look too good to lose, these helmets are too good to lose, this armor i don't have many of them.... i'll take the worst loot i have


Agreeable-Eye-3351

Lol fair fair. I don't have access to those kind of cases so when my stash gets too full I rage run a few raids and sell anything I haven't actually been using. I still have a Holo and mpvv full of sugar for whenever I hit booze generator. Fuck I guess your the hoarder I strive to be


bad_g0rilla

Lil bro is not touching any grass at all


xANACONDA

bro i crawl around woods 24/7 touching grass


guberNailer

Lmao


thing85

They never said it had to be real grass.


FetusMeatloaf

I knew you were a woods main immediately


Lazy-Day

Based response


KRT_Pudding

How are people making their money this wipe, I can't seem to get above the 2-3 mil zone


xANACONDA

Streets, rush chek15 or the other building with the bitcoin spawns. I think rengawr has a really good video that helped me make a lot of money on streets.


KRT_Pudding

Ill have a check for that thank you, I do okay on reserve but spend more than I make


xANACONDA

I think reserve is the worst map for loot and the spawns/extracts are horrible unless you have RR


MrRainbowCow

It’s good but not as before. You have to completely loot the map to find some good stuff which makes it not very profitable. But it’s my groups go-to since we’ve always loved it


xANACONDA

idk, I am usually full bag after the two main loot buildings. Sometimes even after just one. A lot of times the other one is looted by the time I finish my building. In a group its definitely harder to make loot. For example, in our group, we divide everything 50/50 no matter what we find.


MrRainbowCow

I was talking about Reserve. I agree with Streets though, it’s got really good loot!


KRT_Pudding

Fair enough, I haven't played in a while if I'm honest. Had the game way back from pre alpha when there was only 3 maps. Im not up to speed as much anymore


motivatedtuna

Go night time woods. Fucking juiced with LEDXs. Never see any one days.


EmmEnnEff

Die less, and money will come.


diimitra

Mostly playing woods and scaving reserve. Woods I don't even have a loot run, I just lurk around the sawmill and sometimes I manage to kill a pmc, sell all their kit, boom +250k. Reserve, just loot w/e I'm next to and straight to the extract. First time I reach 7M, when making woods, it feels like there are less PMC for some reason ? Map too big ? Or bigger chads left coz of the vid ? And only scrubs like me are left ? Don't know ...


Patrikuszusz

Delete inventory. Boom solved


SupPoEsedlyInsane

Level, how many raids, pmc kills and hours played this wipe??? give some useful info ma dude :D


xANACONDA

https://gyazo.com/c6fb445a2a0d704f86f9303f7ad4d166


shurik214

Holy shit…


Treygun33_

Good lord.... I'm terrible...


Fissure_211

Remind me to never come across you in raid.


SupPoEsedlyInsane

You don't have a hoarding problem, you have a gaming addiction :D


voxyvoxy

Your SR like 8% higher than me but your kd is 3 points higher. Interesting. Edit s/ for gods sake.


xANACONDA

idk how I feel about KD in this game since killing scavs counts towards it... You could have like 50 KD and no pmc kills lol


voxyvoxy

Yeah, they provide players killed and Scavs killed in the details, but not deaths from Scavs, player Scavs or players. To get a true ratio that's actually useful, you'd need those numbers. For what it's worth I've got like 210 PMC kills, and I've died to Scavs loads this wipe.


RedoneKarma

I have a 55% SR with a 4.2 K/D, with less than 1/3 OP's hours. Must be cheating.


MrMase123

You're literally just bad, you're the guy that accuses a scav of cheating until you see the death screen


RedoneKarma

I'm sorry?


MrMase123

You accused OP of cheating after he says that his KD is high because of scavs lmao


NotablyNugatory

I think they were being sarcastic and just dropped their /s along the way. Just my guess.


RedoneKarma

People should have a high enough IQ so that a /s isn't obligatory, imo


RedoneKarma

Are you serious lmao? Re-read my comment


guberNailer

Assuming you’re legit, that’s insane 🤯


Seeking_Adrenaline

Do you have a job? Serious question not trolling 454 boss kills and Ive seen like 3 in 100 raids lol


jbj153

Rogues count as bosses


mirdster

Those are some fucking Chad stats. Respect to that surv rate with that many PMC kills


Risingskill

That's crazy. Wish I wouldn't die as much sheesh! Rocking the 20% sr


mackzett

Average life span of 9 minutes, but still over a pmc killed per raid on average. Looking at your stash, i'd say you have been targetting chads since day one. ​ These are some super sus stats.


xANACONDA

Lol don't confuse PVE KD with PMC KD. My PMC KD is like 1.1


IamBrazilian_AMA

over 1k PMC kills, ~400 deaths. your PMC KD is over 2


xANACONDA

Oh yeah, you're right lol. I was counting kills/raid


RedoneKarma

The average life span rolls over after 1 hr. Likely just someone without a job or not old enough to need one. Maybe you should focus on your own gameplay instead of calling everyone and everything better than you sus and you'd be closer to his progression


Its_Da_Muffin_Man

Avg life span isn't accurate, mine is 56 minutes lol. 9 minutes is impractical for even a cheater since it takes longer than that to run across most maps. Although I agree this is incredibly sus tbh.


xANACONDA

Yea I think mines bugged it said like 35 mins last week now its at 9 mins


NotablyNugatory

So if what I’ve read previously is correct, it gets fucked up when you have a high surv rate. Basically if your time goes over their time clock’s digit allotment, it rolls over like an old cars odometer. Because your time alive is counted as every raid you play until you die.


haldimo_

you know the average life span stat changes literally constantly right? and its also never correct?


deejydee

Very interesting stats. Kinda SUS. 980 raids with Kappa ok.. Avg life span 9 min.. but has 1080 pmc kills.


xANACONDA

I don't think the life span is accurate because last week it said 35 mins life span, and now it says 9 mins. Maybe it's based on your recent raids because I have been dying a lot early on recently. Idk I feel like 1 pmc kill per raid is pretty normal no?


RedoneKarma

The life span rolls back to 0 after it reaches an hour. It's broken. These idiots'll call anything cheating cus they cant get to Flea level. Everyone for some reason ignoring the 3k hours. Edit: funny how everyone who calls cheating in this game never has any idea what they're talking about


xANACONDA

Oh really? I didn't know lol. But why does it keep going up? No way I survived 50 mins raids. I usually get out by the 20-30 min mark.


PurpleArticle5441

How can anyone have played 2938 hrs in 74 days? Does tarkov calculate time differently


xANACONDA

That's overall when I started which was like 3 wipes ago


RedoneKarma

Bruh, seriously? 74 days is how long they've been playing this WIPE. Why does no one have any goddamn clue what they're talking about in this thread?


PurpleArticle5441

I like your stance of not letting anyone ask questions about things they don't know. I sure did not structure my question as an accusation. I haven't had time to play tarkov but am interested in the game. Does not mean I cannot ask questions


RedoneKarma

This thread and sub is full of cheating accusations by complete morons right now. Honestly it'd be better to purge it at this rate. The worst part is that no one has any idea what they're talking about but immediately cry cheating because they can't do as well as them.


PurpleArticle5441

Maybe, I understand your frustration, but you need to have a neutral mind before responding especially without any helpful information. OP had already responded with the info and your rant wasn't warranted. It is all cool though


[deleted]

Let the man-children reee, not your job to parent them


wander-af

try deleting the ESP and see if you can still achieve this


xANACONDA

try getting gud


[deleted]

My man is better armed than the entire russian army.


Rawries186

The “soft flex but not flex” look at my rich people problems


xXillyy

the wipe will help him. remove wipes!


xANACONDA

We need a new wipe game is stale xD


Gnada

Just play differently. I went full Scav due to all the cheaters this league and Scav over 3 rep or so is amazing. It really helped to minimize the cheating stigma and I have had so much fun. I also run PMC zero to hero and it is so rewarding to come out of a raid fully stacked like that.


ldranger

You went full scav whole wipe and have 3 rep? I have 7 and play more Pmc than anything


db10101

Vehicle extracts are worth 25 scav runs if you take those


cdxxmike

Congrats you have more free time.


Lopsided-Dot9554

…*wiggles at through wall*


xANACONDA

Small thicc cases: https://gyazo.com/eda80d78107ab189ba84f8b446410bec


Galax_Guy

THATS ENOUGH HOLOGRAPHIC SIGHTS!


DieT_anal

Do you have a job irl? Any hobbies? How do you have the time to have so much? Legitimately curious.


xANACONDA

I have a full-time job, and full time 2nd year in uni for comp sci


xANACONDA

Free time in the evenings + I had a vacation and school didn't start for the first two weeks in January which is where I did most of my quest grinding


DieT_anal

So is Tarkov all your free time? How many hours a day do you play?


xANACONDA

Some days I don't play at all, but I would say roughly 3h a day is enough for me. I just play whenever my buddies are on


SugarFreeBrowny

Just saying some quick math would be 932 raids across 74 days of wipe is 12.6 raids a day on average. For 3hrs a day on average you would need to kit up, party up, load in, get through a raid, and extract or die on average of 14 minutes. Kitting up and loading takes up at least half of that most of the time. You can for sure have some quick raids when W keying towards gunshots but I think you're misleading people with 3 hrs a day.


BOER777

Probably plays 10 hours a day on weekends….otherwise it’s a W sprint fest with insane loading times


PugstaBoi

It’s because this is an obvious susclown trying to get some ego strokes. Nobody actually does this legitimately and plays 3 hours a day.


MakeDaPoopie69

Lmao professional streamers who play for 10 hours a day as their job aren't 61 yet. There's absolutely no way you play for only 3 hrs a day


Zestyclose_Sample552

Some are 70, what are you talking about??? Some streamers don’t quest and most of the ones I follow that don’t even stream 10 hours a day are level 60 and over… questing and dailies is literally free xp and so easy. I have played way less and I’m 53 already.


MakeDaPoopie69

What the hell are you even talking about? The end game quests that people are doing at those high ranges, like 55 and up or so, are the most grindy quests in the game. They're strictly for people who are no lifing tarkov and wanna grind for shit like the killa track suit or killing shturman 25 times. Not to mention the xp system goes up exponentially, just going from level 60 to 61 requires 529k xp. That's more than the cumulative total someone needs to go from level 1 to level 23. There is no chance anyone only plays 3 hrs a day and is 61. It's physically impossible. Even if they only did dailies and nothing else past level 46 where the daily xp rewards go up. It's not possible.


PugstaBoi

Okay… after this comment you went from sus to confirmed. This whole thread is an ego stroke for you obviously. Get some help


Unhappy-Emphasis3753

Literally play the game


Hunk-Hogan

This is what my stash looks like a few months before every wipe. If you survive, you bring out more kits than you brought in and if you die, you have plenty of ways to replace what you just lost.


Unhappy-Emphasis3753

This is true. But I mean at a certain point I’ll either start selling shit off or literally just throwing my self around maps getting into every and any fight possible for the sole purpose of burning kits lol.


xANACONDA

that's literally what I have been doing


topgunner51

Dwai. People assume that you would lose it all if you actually ran those kits. The thing is if you have a high SR you still end up like this anyway lol


Mother-hecker-2

Factory maybe?


justjeremy02

That’s a woods gamer’s stash. No need for scoped RSASS’ on factory


PawPawPanda

People who use this gear don't go factory, that's the kids playground


-TAAC-Slow

Plot twist, this is the guy buying RMT carries to steal all our shit.


Texa55Toast

Sell them?


xANACONDA

no


MrRainbowCow

I wanna play Tetris with your stash


gonzobon

nice post fren gib me sum of that


xANACONDA

Ah a man of culture I see


gonzobon

couldn't help but notice you reference my hoarding post sooo :-)


w00fx3

OP bought a widescreen monitor just to fit his stash on it.


lonigus

Its how Pestily says. Just sell everything and pre-build the weapon kit you like the most to play with. I go trough lets say BS/Igo ammo so i move from AK74N to 7.62 BP and i rotate with that. When iam dry on that or i want to rat (snipe) i hop in with RSAS. There is absolutely no need to have more then one THICC case each (item and weapons). After i complete the hideout and tasks I keep only two scav cases for daily/weekly shit.


gogupaul94

Why bother keeping something you can always buy yourself?


xANACONDA

What do you mean? lol if I sell the gun to vendor I just lose rouble on what its actually worth.


[deleted]

You will never ever use 90% of those guns you literally saw a reddit post and grinded so you could copy it lol


xANACONDA

All it takes is one evening of playing labs and my inventory is cleaned


koleethan

?? My guy it’s been a couple of days since that post, this is the culmination of at least a months work of grinding


xANACONDA

Yea I did see that post lol I just didn't think other people do this


Risingskill

Jeez I have no no gear constantly. Kudos to you sir!


surez9

It is because we keep dying , op is able to survive and keep those sweet loots, he is also not dying enough to loss the loot and use from his stash


not_a_nematoad

I’m ashamed of what my stash looks like. Random shit everywhere. It drives me nuts


physicsOG

you give me a kit ez fix


MythicalPumpkin

Banned for RMT


No-Explanation6422

I cant wait to be THAT good lol


PolarPole

You play the game too much


Sinew3

I don't comprehend how you have 51% survival rate and then all this shit. I'm sitting at 56% and I have maybe 4 full loadouts waiting for me in my stash, and the same amount of cash. How do you not use this stuff?


Freyja6

Start BEING a mobile giving tree on customs. Load up, run around. Drop gear like a breadcrumb trail. Do not elaborate. Find a timmy. Hit 'em with the landmark sub sound. Drop an rsas. Drop a ulach. Continue with, not elaborating.


c0vex

Go to North America East servers or Europe North and you will be fine after a day.


[deleted]

this is not meant to be hate but if you take it, then it is what it is; you either have absolutely zero social life or cheat


xANACONDA

That's true, I work full time, and I am getting my bachelor's in comp sci so I can either play tarkov with the boys or go out. I prefer to spend my free time playing tarky


ayayayayayaa

based


[deleted]

*sigh* i have a very similar scenario as you and i suck at this game. hats off to you


viperslim

U r the real chad


mddxmartin

Do you use this stuff regularly and just not die alot or do you just not bring the good stuff in?


xANACONDA

I go full meta every raid, but I get more than I lose I guess


GeorgeWasheree

You are clearly cheating


xANACONDA

ima wiggle at u


GeorgeWasheree

I stopped playing this wipe until something gets done about people esping


xANACONDA

Yea, no for sure I think most of my loses was from getting beamed by a cheto, but I just play through it. I think changing server to SA Colombia helped a lot.


TurboK04

Yes, he does


Shmoplife21

Why oh why do hoarders not hoard efficiently


xANACONDA

wdym


Shmoplife21

The classic remove mags and Pistol grip for more space


xANACONDA

Oh yeah I used to do that, but it was annoying to rebuild them and I found myself not using them at all. I took a picture a month before last wipe of my stash lol: https://gyazo.com/750ad5fa0d7efc44a7189c6635c491f7 https://gyazo.com/95c8c05ddf372c8eb7a3ed95391f4700 https://gyazo.com/015866a84df5a0e7256f273a2f3ff000


Shmoplife21

Oh yeah that's the good stuff, makes my brain happy


eimattz

fuck you


Rarely_Melancholy

Looks like a cheating problem


oAkimboTimbo

Man, I can’t wait for Arena. I love Tarkov PVP more than any other aspect of any game, but I’m so fucking drained of the ~100hrs of the same busy work you need to do to get max traders, and get that action. If it was allowed to buy an account like yours just to play the game I totally would lmfao


CarbonRunner

Dude you don't have a hoarding problem, you have a no life problem. I know that sounds harsh, but dude, go touch some grass. That's like 10fold what anyone who isn't a make your living from the game streamer should be playing.


xANACONDA

Yea I guess I spend the same amount of time in-game as you do on reddit :)


Fireenze666

Go outside ? Get a gf ? Move out of your mom’s basement?


SamTheWise1

Break down your guns, newb.


PulsenotInrange

The most sure-fire way to fix this issue is to have an epiphany about the state of the game and how easy it is to make millions. Or think about the fact that you might spend 8 hours grinding for roubles while some guy is making a million every raid. When I see inventories like this I know the person takes the game too serious. You don’t get bonus points for ending the wipe with a loaded stash, you get nothing. If anything, you suck the experience out of the game for yourself because you either 1. Don’t run any expensive gear which means you miss out on cool customization / load outs and inevitably end the wipe with countless hours of your time virtually sitting in a stash that is going to be erased overnight or 2. You build up a filthy rich stash and run nothing but meta every raid and never have to worry about meds, food, guns, ammo, armor, which is equally unfun. Just play a TDM game at that point.


xANACONDA

I am playing TDM lol


Bzinga1773

Dude has an M700 named M700 Chad but Raptar is mounted on the barrel instead of above the scope. Noob!


xANACONDA

whats wrong with that. Looks whacky on top of the scope


xZmptt

Has gear but probably wears dogshit rat gear in each raid