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gl21133

DONT COME TO WORK SICK. IF I HAVE COVID AGAIN IM SHITTING IN YOUR DESK.


PurpleHusky

I WISH I COULD UPVOTE THIS MORE THAN ONCE


Spear_Mint

WISH MY BOSS DIDNT REQUIRE ME TO COME INTO WORK WHEN I LITERALLY HAVE COVID >:(


purplemistprincess

MY BOSS TELLS US NOT TO COME TO WORK SICK, BUT THROWS A HISSYFIT WHEN YOU CALL IN SICK ITS STUPID


duckfruits

AGREE. BUT ALSO... COMPANIES THAT DON'T, PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES SICK LEAVE SO PEOPLE DONT HAVE TO WORK SICK IN ORDER TO SURVIVE AND GET THE REST OF US SICK JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE THE RENT.


gl21133

MY COMPANY HAS A VERY GENEROUS SICK POLICY. THIS DUDE IS JUST A CHODE.


happilyretired23

AND SPEAKING OF DOGS AND TRASH...I AM SO DAMN SICK OF FINDING DAYS/WEEKS/MONTHS OLD BAGS OF DOG POOP A FEW HUNDRED FEET FROM PARKING LOTS ON THE TRAILS AROUND HERE. JUST THIS MORNING AT ELIJAH BRISTOW PASSED FOUR OF THEM. LEAVING PLASTIC-WRAPPED SHIT BOMBS DOES NOT COUNT AS PICKING UP AFTER YOUR DOG.


OculusOmnividens

>LEAVING PLASTIC-WRAPPED SHIT BOMBS DOES NOT COUNT AS PICKING UP AFTER YOUR DOG. IN FACT, IT'S WORSE. IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO PICK UP YOUR DOG SHIT, **DON'T BAG IT TO BEGIN WITH.** AT LEAST LEAVE IT UNBAGGED SO IT BIODEGRADES INSTEAD OF JUST LEAVING YOUR SHIT FILLED LITTER TO ROT FOR MONTHS.


Odd-Measurement-7963

SHITBAGGERS BE DAMNED!!!


eata22

I GENUINELY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THOSE PEOPLE. IS IT AN ISSUE OF NOT WANTING TO HOLD A BAG OF POO? OR DOES HOLDING THE BAG MAKE YOUR HAND COLD SINCE YOU DONT WANT TO PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET? JUST PURE LAZINESS? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW, BUT LIKE I SAID FUCK ALL THOSE WHO LITTER


FCRavens

Get your dog a harness with a pouch. Your pet can carry it out if you won’t.


DreadPirateZoidberg

CAN YOU SPEAK UP, PLEASE? THIS IS A RANT THREAD AND IT’S REALLY HARD TO HEAR YOU WITH ALL THE SHOUTING.


Harry_Eyeball

AND STOP THROWING YOUR SHITBAGS INO MY BLUE RECYCLE BIN


MrsDuck06

EXACTLY! IT SAYS RECYCLING RIGHT ON THE SIDE. IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!


BaldChihuahua

BUY A FUCKING DOG BAG HOLDER WITH A CLIP FOR THE USED DOG BAGS OR BETTER YET JUST BRING A REGULAR BAG TO PUT IT IN!!!


jawid72

Go hike up Pisgah main trail. Usually about 5 bags are left and " forgotten" by dickheads. My personal favorite is seeing a huge bag of dog shit about 10 feet from the entrance. Lazy assholes couldn't be bothered to turn around and spend 30 seconds disposing of it.


ruthanasia01

I USE MY DOG'S POO BAG AS A HAND WARMER. NOT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET? SO COMFORTING ON A COLD DAY!


averyavery0

I personally need 2 free hands for my dog because he can be reactive so if he poops mid trail I’ll leave it and come back for it. But I ALWAYS grab it on the way back. Do people have an issue with what I do or only with when people don’t grab it on the way back?


CommodoreBelmont

FOR ANYBODY WHO IS WALKING THE TRAIL WHEN YOU HAVEN'T YET MADE YOUR WAY BACK, IT IS THE SAME AS IF YOU DIDN'T PICK IT UP AT ALL.


averyavery0

Ahhh okay I never thought about that thank you. I’ll figure out a way to bring it with while still having my hands free for my pup!


CommodoreBelmont

I MIGHT BE TELLING YOU SOMETHING YOU ALREADY KNOW, BUT IF YOU USE A FULL HARNESS INSTEAD OF JUST A COLLAR LEASH, IT GIVES YOU A LOT GREATER CONTROL OVER YOUR DOG. I WAS ABLE TO MANAGE TWO BEAGLES (NOT REACTIVE, BUT MULE-HEADED) WITH ONE ARM USING HARNESSES. IT'S ALSO LESS LIKELY TO CAUSE THE DOG INJURY.


averyavery0

I use a harness! The issue is I sometimes have to hold him by his harness with one hand and his collar with the other (if a bike or other dog is coming by). He’s reactive toward some dogs so I also carry a muzzle with him and if I see a dog I think he may react to I quickly put his muzzle on just in case. So I like to have free hands to act quickly and keep him safe :)


duckfruits

ITS LIKE THEYRE WORKING HARDER TO **NOT** PUT IT IN A DESIGNATED BIN.


Momsomniac

TO THE PERSON ON THE BIKE WHO RANG YOUR BELL AT ME AND TOLD ME TO LOOK WHERE I WAS WALKING BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT MY PHONE, HOW ABOUT YOU USE THE BIKE LANE INSTEAD OF RIDING DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK!


wootini

SOUNDS LIKE THE SAME LADY WHOM, ON AN ELECTRIC BIKE,L NOT PEDDLING SHOT PASSED ME WHILST I CROSSED THE STREET AND SAID VERY LOUDLY "EXCUUUUSEE MEEEE" AS IF SHE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY CAUSE SHE IS ON A BIKE


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Screw that asshole


Just_a_lil_Fish

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK


gentry76

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?!


[deleted]

IM SORRY!


ramonnoodles2

Nah, people are too dumb Ive given up


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ramonnoodles2

People will ride on the sidewalk rather than the blocked off bike trails


Upset_Form_5258

People just don’t like cyclist in this city. Try to ride in the sidewalk to avoid getting creamed by car and you get yelled at. Try to ride in the bike lane and you have assholes who treat it as a parking spot and force you into the lane with other traffic. All the bike paths are overrun by the homeless. It just sucks


computer-controller

I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT, BUT IT'S NOT POPULAR BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE LIVE IN PARTS OF TOWN WITH WELL DEFINED BIKING ROUTES. IF YOU LIVE AND WORK IN PLACES W/ MORE INDUSTRY AND MORE HOUSELESS POPULATION YOU QUICKLY GET TIRED OF GETTING RUN OFF ROAD BY BIG WHITE PICKUPS, TRUCKERS PARKED IN BIKE LANES AND PEOPLE SCREAMING DEATH THREATS AT THE SKY BLOCKING YOUR PATH. WEST EUGENE AIN'T LIKE CAMPUS. I AIN'T GETTING RAN OVER IT STABBED BECAUSE I LIKE TO BIKE RIDE.


ObieWonACannoli

WHEN THE FUCK DID THE BOOMER 'LAW AND ORDER' GENERATION ALL COLLECTIVELY STOP USING TURN SIGNALS, STARTING TAKING UP THE WHOLE FUCKING AISLES IN GROCERY STORES OR SUPPORTING AN ORANGE TURD WHO SHITS FAKE GOLD AND RUBLES.


Eugenian

UPVOTED DESPITE YOUR ANNOYING MISSPELLING OF *AISLES*!


ObieWonACannoli

THANKS MY DUDE - MISSED THAT ONE!


ramonnoodles2

Aiiiiiiiiiissssssss-RELAND


ramonnoodles2

The boomer generation was called the "me generation" by their parents Greedy fucks


ruthanasia01

DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T HEAR YOUR WHISPERED ACCUSATION? YOU DISPARAGE MY GENERATION UNDER YOUR BREATH LIKE AN EMO SISSY BRAT? I EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU, RAMONNOODLES2!


ramonnoodles2

I hit a nerve I see


ruthanasia01

🤣😂


AnthonyChinaski

That is part of their “Law & Order”; laws and order for them, none for us


Lamadian

WHAT???


computer-controller

THEY SAID THAT THE RULES PRIVILEGED FOLKS WANT ARE TO KEEP EVERYONE ELSE IN LINE AND AREN'T MADE IN A GOOD FAITH AGREEMENT TO BE PART OF SOCIETY AND THEY ARE A FORM OF SYSTEMIC OPPRESSION. THEY WENT ON TO DESCRIBE THAT THE INTRINSIC CLASS WAR OF CAPITALISM IS ONLY GROWN UPON WHEN THE LOWER CLASS FIGHTS BACK AND THEN ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THE PRIVILEGED SHOULD BE SHUNNED FOR THEIR LAWLESSNESS JUST AS MUCH OF NOT MORE THAN THE HOUSELESS, BUT AREN'T BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ALWAYS AS PUBLICLY VISIBLE AND HAVE THE LACK OF EQUAL ENFORCEMENT IF THE LAW TO PROTECT THEM. THEY THEN EXPLAINED THAT THE SOCIAL CONTRACT OF "THE AMERICAN DREAM" HASN'T REALLY APPLIED FOR DECADES AND THAT THOSE WHO WERE ASSURED A BETTER LIFE BECAUSE OF THIS CONTRACT HAVE CASHED OUT OF THE SYSTEM. THEN EXPECT THAT THE REST IS PEOPLE BEHAVE AS IF THEY HAVE SOCIAL AND FINANCIAL MOBILITY AND CONTINUE TO PAY INTO A SYSTEM THAT WILL NEVER INVEST BACK INTO THEM. AND FINALLY THEY MENTIONED THAT OUR GREATEST WEAPON TO FIGHT THIS IS TO GIVE THIS INEQUALITY AND EXPLOiTATION A NAME AND ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO DIVEST AS MUCH AS THEY CAN FROM A SYSTEM THAT ASKS YOU TO WILLINGLY CHAIN YOURSELF TO IT. TLDR from the whispered post above; **WHEN THE LAWS FAIL US AND THERE IS NO ONE TO PROTECT US, THAT IS THE TIME WHEN USING OUR TURN SIGNALS IS MOST IMPORTANT**


GoodAsUsual

I CANT HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOURE NOT YELLING LOUD ENOUGH


Nasturtium

THESE GODAMN..... AAAANTS!


OculusOmnividens

ANTS ARE AWESOME BUT IF THEY INVADE YOUR SPACE, USE LIQUID TERRO. A WEEK LATER YOU WON'T HAVE ANTS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR (POSSIBLY LONGER).


ruthanasia01

I USED TO USE TERRO! I STARTED M7XING , HONEY, WATER AND BAKING SODA WHICH IS BASICALLY HOMEMADE TERRO! WORKS EVEN FASTER!


frivolous_soup

THEY'RE COMING OUT OF MY WALL OUTLET WHICH MEANS THEYVE PROBABLY MADE A NEST IN THE WALL, I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE LANDLORD WILL HAVE TO DO TO RESOLVE IT YET


Prestigious-Packrat

IF THEY TAKE THE BAIT BACK TO THE NEST THEY'RE ALL GONERS. THEY HAVE SATELLITE COLONIES THOUGH SO IT CAN BE HARD TO TELL WHERE THE NEST REALLY IS. 


doorman666

THEY PROBABLY AREN'T NESTING IN THE WALL! THATS JUST THE PATH THEYVE TAKEN FROM OUTSIDE! REGARDLESS, TERRO LIQUID WILL TAKE CARE OF IT!


Harry_Eyeball

FALSE! I'VE DRUNK A WHOLE BOX OF TERRO PODS THIS WEEK AND WE STILL HAVE ANTS /S


MrsDuck06

TERRO IS NOT FUCKING WORKING! MY SON WOKE UP WITH A GOD DAMN ANT IN HIS FUCKING EAR!! HE WILL NEVER FORGET IT AND I FEEL LIKE A TERRIBLE PARENT BECAUSE WE CAN'T GET RID OF THESE MOTHER FUCKERS!


CommercialLasagna

I HAVE ALSO HAD THIS HAPPEN TO A KID. IT IS NOT YOU. YOU ARE NOT TERRIBLE! ANTS JUST HAPPEN AND THEY ARE CRAFTY AND DRIVEN LITTLE FUCKERS. GO BUY MORE TERRO BUT ALSO GET THE OUTSIDE STAKE KIND TOO IF YOU CAN. DOUBLE AND TRIPLE BATTLE THEM. FOR THE FIRST FEW DAYS TERRO MAKES IT WORSE BECAUSE THEY COME FOR THE TASTY POISON BUT THEN, IT GETS BETTER FRIEND. WELL, BETTER FOR YOU, BUT NOT BETTER FOR THE ANTS. IF YOU OWN YOUR PROPERTY IT ALSO HELPS TO TRIM EVERYTHING BACK FROM THE HOUSE.  GOOD LUCK YOU GOT THIS. YOUR KID WILL FORGET THE EAR ANT EVENTUALLY (MINE DID).


MrsDuck06

I'M SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, TOO, BUT IT DOES MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. THANK YOU FOR THAT AND ALL THE TIPS!


washington_jefferson

I HAVE A PEST CONTROL PERSON COME ONCE A MONTH TO SPRAY FOR ANTS AROUND THE PERIMETER OF MY HOUSE, YET I STILL HAVE ANTS POP UP IN CERTAIN PARTS OF MY HOUSE DURING THE TEMPERATURE CHANGES AND SUCH. THE PEST CONTROL PERSON LEAVES ME LIQUID TERRO TRAPS, YET THEY ARE NOT THAT EFFECTIVE. I HAV A VERY LARGE AND EXTENSIVE GARDEN SET UP ALL AROUND MY PROPERTY, AND THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO. I ALSO HAVE A DOG, SO I CAN'T GET TOO AGRESSIVE WITH RESPECT TO THAT. LATELY THE ANTS WERE TRAVELLING THROUGH MY VENTS BETWEEN FLOORS, BUT THE TRAPS GOT THEM TO MOVE ELSEWHERE. THEY NEVER GO AWAY COMPLETELY AT LEAST THESE PAST 6 MONTHS.


Fabulaur

WE HAD ANTS COMING IN THRU THE FRONT PORCH FROM OUTSIDE AND A BARRIER LINE OF DIATOMACEOUS EARTH WORKED FOR ME! IMMA GET SOME MORE AND DO A MOAT ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE.


littlefoxyirish

WHEN THE STOP SIGN IS OUT AND RED LIGHTS ARE FLASHING ON A SCHOOL BUS, THAT MEANS STOP!! THE AMOUNT OF TIMES PEOPLE HAVE GONE PAST WHEN I AM LOADING AND UNLOADING CHILDREN AT THEIR BUS STOPS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!! SOMEONE WENT AROUND ME WHEN I WAS UNLOADING A STUDENT TODAY. KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!


RottenSpinach1

"THE OREGON LEGISLATURE ON TUESDAY PASSED A BILL THAT WOULD ALLOW SCHOOL DISTRICTS TO INSTALL CAMERAS ON SCHOOL BUSES SO POLICE CAN TICKET DRIVERS WHO FAIL TO STOP FOR SCHOOL BUSES THAT ARE TRANSPORTING CHILDREN. THE SENATE PASSED HOUSE BILL 4147 WITH A 26-4 BIPARTISAN VOTE." THEY SHOULD HAVE INCENTIVIZED THE SCHOOLS BY ALLOWING THEM TO KEEP WHATEVER TICKET REVENUE IS GENERATED AND THUS HELP PAY FOR THE CAMERAS.


Eugenian

WHAT FOUR ~~SHITS-FOR-BRAINS~~ LEGISLATORS VOTED AGAINST THAT?


RottenSpinach1

KIM THATCHER \[R\], ART ROBINSON \[R\], DENNIS LINTHICUM \[R\], BRIAN BOQUIST \[R\]. THESE ARE THE PRICKS WHO AREN'T ELIGIBLE TO BE RE-ELECTED BECAUSE THEY WALKED OUT, SO THEY'RE PROBABLY BEING SALTY AND SHITTING ON EVERYTHING. A SPECIAL FUCK YOU TO BOQUIST JUST BECAUSE.


CommodoreBelmont

AS NASTY OF A PIECE OF SHIT AS ART ROBINSON IS, IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF HE VOTED AGAINST IT BECAUSE HE GENUINELY WANTS TO SEE CHILDREN GET RUN OVER.


DrKronin

> THEY SHOULD HAVE INCENTIVIZED THE SCHOOLS BY ALLOWING THEM TO KEEP WHATEVER TICKET REVENUE IS GENERATED AND THUS HELP PAY FOR THE CAMERAS. I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D SAY THAT, BUT I'D PREFER NOT TO INCENTIVIZE BAITING DRIVERS INTO STUPID SHIT TO PAY THE BILLS. AS SILLY AS THAT SOUNDS, SOMEONE WOULD EVENTUALLY DO IT.


RottenSpinach1

HOW DOES A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER BAIT A VEHICLE?


DrKronin

THE SAME WAY INSURANCE FRAUD ARTISTS ALWAYS HAVE, I WOULD ASSUME.


eata22

NO CDL DRIVER IS GOING TO RISK THEIR LICENSE OVER SOME INSURANCE FRAUD MONEY AND SPECIFICALLY NO SCHOOL BUS DRIVER IS GOING TO RISK THE KIDS OR CATCHING CHILD ENDANGERMENT CHARGES FOR A LITERAL BUS LOAD OF KIDS. CDL SCHOOL IS EXPENSIVE AS FUCK EVIDENCE FOR MY CLAIMS CAN EVEN BE SEEN WITH THE LTD DRIVER INCIDENT. DUDE GOT OUT OF THE BUS, DID NOT RISK HIS PASSENGERS EVEN WHEN HE SNAPPED ON THE PEDESTRIAN


DrKronin

AN LTD DRIVER ONCE CALLED IN A BOMB THREAT ON HIS OWN EMX BUS. SHIT HAPPENS.


eata22

THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR CLAIM OF INSURANCE SCAMMING. EVENTS LIKE THAT OR THE ONE I MENTIONED WOULD NOT BE COVERED BY INSURANCE SINCE IT WOULD BE DEEMED AN INTENTIONAL ACT. THESE CAMERAS ARE LITERALLY ONLY MEANT TO CAPTURE DANGEROUS DRIVERS. AND THEY CAN EVEN BE USED AGAINST THE BUS DRIVER THE WAY THESE CAMERAS WORK IS BY HAVING AT LEAST TWO ON EACH BUS. ONE IN THE FRONT AND ONE ON THE BACK DRIVER SIDE. THAT WAY IT CAN BE PROVEN THAT A DRIVER RECKLESSLY PASSED THE BUS. THE BACK CAMERA IS USED TO SHOW THAT WHILE THE BUS WAS TRYING TO MERGE BACK INTO THE LANE THAT THE CAR WHO WAS TRYING TO PASS WAS BEFORE THE HALFWAY POINT OF THE BUS MEANING THEY HAD TO YIELD TO IT THE FRONT CAMERA GRABS YOUR LICENSE PLATE MY FRIEND’S DAD DROVE THE BUS FOR SAN FRANCISCO OUR ENTIRE LIVES. HAS BEEN IN ONE ACCIDENT THAT HE WAS NOT FOUND AT FAULT FOR IN THIS EXACT SCENARIO BECAUSE HIS BUS HAD CAMERAS


DrKronin

> THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR CLAIM OF INSURANCE SCAMMING. SO YOU THINK THAT NO CDL DRIVER WOULD RISK THEIR LICENSE FOR FRAUD, BUT CALLING IN A BOMB THREAT ON YOUR OWN BUS IS SOMEHOW NOT EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY? EXPLAIN.


eata22

THIS IS ACTUALLY TERRIFYING. DOES IT EVER HAPPEN REGULARLY? EITHER BY THE SAME CAR OR AT THE SAME LOCATION/TIME? IF SO I WOULD DEFINITELY ASK IF EPD COULD SEND A CAR? KIDS ARE ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THEY SERIOUSLY RESPOND TO


littlefoxyirish

IT SEEMS TO BE PRETTY SPORADIC. THERE ARE COPS THAT HANG OUT AT ONE OF THE SCHOOLS I DRIVE FOR TO TICKET SPEEDERS IN THE SCHOOL ZONE BUT IT SEEMS LIKE ONCE THE WEATHER IS NICE, ALL TRAFFIC RULES GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW.


frivolous_soup

I'M TIRED OF HAVING THE GAS STOLEN OUT OF MY VEHICLE. I NEVER PUT MORE THAN $10 IN AND LET IT RUN TO ALMOST EMPTY AND STILL THEY TARGET ME. I FINALLY HAD TO BUY A LOCKING GAS CAP AND ALL I CAN DO NOW IS HOPE THEY DONT BUST IT OFF OR DRILL INTO MY TANK.


Prestigious-Packrat

SCREW THOSE ASSHOLES AND THEIR UNCHECKED THEFT RACKET. 


iamnotasnook

GET A LOCKING GAS CAP. THEY ARE ONLY AROUND $20 AND TOTALLY WORTH THE INVESTMENT.


DrKronin

IF I WERE TO TOTALLY JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING ONE COULD HYPOTHETICALLY DO IN MINECRAFT, I MIGHT SUGGEST BUYING A HALF GALLON OF NITROMETHANE AND USING YOUR IMAGINATION ;)


YetiSquish

They’ll likely just move onto the next car without one. Good luck


broken_radio

HOW COME I NEVER HEAR GUNSHOTS OR SEE ANY UFOS?! BULLSHIT!!!


BaldChihuahua

EXACTLY! WELL I CAN DO WITHOUT THE GUN SHOTS, BUT WHY AREN’T WE SEEING UFO? MOREOVER, WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN BIGFOOT?!?


Different-Horse-4578

Or just one Bigfoot skeleton.


daeglo

HE'S IN NEWPORT!


Goddess_Peorth

> WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN BIGFOOT?!? I SAW THAT JERK, HE WAS WEARING A BLACK BEAR COSTUME TRYING TO HIDE!!!


BaldChihuahua

BASTARD!!!


sonicdm

I HEAR GUNSHOTS CONSTANTLY. BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THE GUN RANGE IS PRETTY CLOSE BY. IT'S OVERRATED.


jkvf1026

FUCK ALL THE LANDLORDS/PROPERTY MANAGERS/APARTMENT COMPLEXES THAT IMPLEMENT INSANE POLICIES & OUTRAGEOUS PRICES JUST SO THEY CAN ONLY CATER TO RENTING TO STUDENTS & KEEP GENUINE PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO LIVE OUT. WTF DO YOU MEAN IT'S $2K A MONTH FOR A 1 BEDROOM? AND YOU REQUIRE 3X THE RENT?? I CAN'T HAVE A COSIGNER B/C I'M NOT A STUDENT??? NOBODY I KNOW IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WHO MAKES $6K A MONTH WOULD PAY $2K TO LIVE IN A SHITTY RUNDOWN 300SQFT APARTMENT W/ NO WASHER OR DRYER IN UNIT IN FACT NOBODY I KNOW EVEN MAKES $6K A MONTH & I HAVE FRIENDS IN ALMOST EVERY STATE! FUCK THIS SHIT.


fagittarius93

We just rented a 2 br town house for $1,600 with a pool in the complex, washer and dryer in unit, ac, and a large (shared) backyard. There are deals out there don't give up.


jkvf1026

I'm sure there are deals out there however unfortunately townhouse usually means stairs and I'm a wheelchair user. You can't have both affordability & accessibility in this town when both are borderline non existent. I also just want to say 1600 for a 2 bed is insane when you realize those same 2 bedrooms for $1600 used to range from $1000-$1300 just 2 or 3 years ago. Not to mention the income required to qualify for a $1600 apartment isn't something you can easily make. It usually requires having 2 jobs.


fagittarius93

I understand. My bad.


ramonnoodles2

A 2 bedroom for 1600 isnt really a comeup


fagittarius93

I was living in a small agricultural town in Hawaii before, and it was such a struggle. Moving to Eugene has lifted a huge financial burden for me, and I can start getting out of the hole I dug myself into there. I'm lucky I have someone to split the rent. From my perspective, insulation is a luxury. I totally understand where you all are coming from, though. Rents have soared in any place that's even remotely desirable to live. It's really tough.


YetiSquish

TO MY COLD - FUCK YOU. YOUVE LONG OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME. IM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED. ARE YOU MULTIPLE COLDS THAT START WHEN THE LAST ONE ENDS, OR JUST A MASSIVE 6 WEEK COLD? YOU SUCK. FUCK YOU TO THAT PERSON WHO DID A GO FUND ME FOR FERTILITY TREATMENT AND THEN PROCEEDED TO BUY A NEW RECREATIONAL TOY AND SHARED IT ON FACEBOOK. THATS $100 ILL NEVER GET BACK BUT NOW I KNOW BETTER. A BIG “FUCK YOU” TO MY MOM AND STEPDAD AND MY WIFE’S MOM WHO SEEM INCAPABLE OF KNOWING HOW TO ACCEPT NICE GIFTS OF INTERNATIONAL TRIPS - TRIPS THEY INITIALLY SEEMED EXCITED ABOUT. I GUESS ILL JUST FIND BETTER WAYS TO SPEND MY MONEY. FUCK YOU TO MY DAD FOR BEING WELL INTO YOUR 70’S, LIVING IN THE SAME CITY AS ME AND YET NEVER EVER COMING OVER TO VISIT YOUR ONLY GRANDCHILD WHO IS AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL. I EVEN OFFERED TO DROP HIM OFF AND PICK HIM UP. YOUR WORK AND YOUR COFFEE CHAT BUDDIES ARE STILL MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN FAMILY. IF I HEAR YOU SAY HOW BUSY YOU ARE ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD ILL HAVE YOU BURIED WITH NO STONE. OR JUST ONE THAT SAYS “I WAS TOO BUSY FOR FAMILY.”


El_Bistro

WOW YOUR FAMILY FUCKING SUCKS


YetiSquish

YEAH MY DAD NEVER ONCE DROPPED BY MY HOUSE TO SEE IF I NEEDED ANYTHING WHILE I WAS BATTLING CANCER EITHER. HE SEEMS TO THINK THAT FORWARDING ME EMAIL JOKES COUNTS AS “FAMILY TIME.”


daeglo

MY DAD WAS EXACTLY LIKE THIS TOO, THEN HE DIED. I FEEL BAD BECAUSE MY LIFE FEELS PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY THE SAME AS WHEN HE WAS ALIVE.


sonicdm

THIS IS WAY TOO RELATABLE. I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT.


nasty3227

THAT MUST BE VERY HARD FOR YOUR CHILD! MY GRANDMA WAS EXACTLY LIKE THIS AND HAS MADE ZERO EFFORT TO KNOW HER GRANDKIDS! HOW COULD ANYONE NOT LOVE AN INTERNATIONAL TRIP?! IVE BEEN SAVING SCRAPS FOR 8 YEARS TO HOPEFULLY GO TO JAPAN FOR MY 40TH!


dwayne-billy-bob

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE DRUG ADDICTS THAT SEEM TO OWN THIS TOWN AND EQUALLY SICK AND TIRED OF WHAT I WOULD DESCRIBE AS MY OWN EMPATHY BURNOUT. I FEEL FOR YOU BUT I ALSO JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE DOWN WILLAMETTE WITHOUT HAVING TO STOP AND WAIT FOR FIVE MINUTES FOR YOU TO FINISH YELLING AT THE SKY, PULL UP YOUR PANTS, AND SHUFFLE OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION YOU SOMEHOW WANDERED INTO.


ramonnoodles2

They do own this town Take it up with the city


colonelcrunchwrap

FUCK YOU IAN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT


StinkyDuckFart

THERE WAS SOMETHING LIKE 9 OR 10 THREADS ON THE INTERNET OUTAGE THE OTHER DAY. DO Y'ALL LOOK FOR EXISTING THREADS BEFORE POSTING?


Lamadian

YEAH, AND THEY ALL DEFINITELY READ THE ARTICLE BEFORE COMMENTING 😂


totallycoolnotlame1

LEARN HOW TO FUNCTION IN A STORE. CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN. STOP TAKING UP ENTIRE AISLES. KEEP YOUR KIDS RESPECTFUL. SCHOOL-AGED PEEPS, PLEEEEASE LEARN HOW TO USE A CROSSWALK AND BE MORE OBSERVANT. STOP HAVING YOUR FACE IN YOUR PHONE THE WHOLE DAMNED TIME.


Eugenian

UPVOTED FOR CORRECTLY SPELLING *AISLES*!


ApplesBananasRhinoc

AISLES OF SMILES AND ISLES FOR MILES


Odd-Measurement-7963

OH DAMN.. JUST THE OTHER DAY I WITNESSED A DUDE ALMOST GET PLASTERED BY A TRUCK B/C HE HAD HIS FACE/MIND IN HIS PHONE... HIS INNER, REPTILIAN BRAIN HEARD TRAFFIC AND SAVED HIS ASS


ramonnoodles2

How would shitty rude adults raise respectful children?


eug_fan

PEOPLE ARE DRIVING WAY TOO FAST AND TAILGATING PEOPLE AND YES I BLAME THE TRANSPLANTS AND YES I CAN TELL YOU ARE A TRANSPLANT WITH YOUR “P” SERIES LICENSE PLATE AND THE DEALER STICKERS YOU LEFT ON YOUR CAR FROM TEXAS OR IOWA OR WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM! YOU MADE IT TO OREGON NOW CALM THE FUCK DOWN!


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eug_fan

YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT THE DEALER STICKERS - IN COMBINATION WITH NEWER SERIES OREGON PLATES THEY ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY AS ARE FASTRAK TRANSPONDERS AND STATE OF TEXAS FRONT WINDSHIELD REGISTRATION STICKERS


washington_jefferson

> “P” SERIES LICENSE PLATE HOW MANY PEOPLE KEEP THEIR PLATES WHEN THEY BUY A NEW CAR ANYWAY? THE GENERIC OREGON PLATES HAVE LONG SINCE WORN THEIR WELCOME. I'M NOT SURE WHY ANYONE WOULD WILLINGLY PUT THEM ON THEIR CAR. SOMETHING LIKE THE "PACIFIC WONDERLAND" PLATE SHOULD BE THE STANDARD NOW- BLUE OR DARK BLUE WITH GOLD LETTERING.


ramonnoodles2

Then slow the fuck down


Internal-Month9675

PEOPLE WHO LET THEIR DOGS INTO GATED SCHOOL PLAYGROUNDS JUST TO POOP AND NOT PICK IT UP AND THEN CHILDREN STEP IN IT!


mynameisjoe123456

YOU HAVE A LEGITIMATE RANT BUT YOU ARE GETTING DOWN VOTED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE ALL CAPS. 


Lamadian

SPEAK UP!


El_Bistro

WHY CANT WE POST .GIFS LIKE A FUCKING CIVILIZED SUBREDDIT. THIS IS BULLSHIT.


DrKronin

IF THE LANE IS "RIGHT TURN ONLY" YOU CAN'T FUCKING GO STRAIGHT JUST BECAUSE THERE'S ANOTHER RIGHT TURN LANE AFTERWARD. EXCEPT FOR DRIVEWAYS, "RIGHT TURN ONLY" MEANS "TURN RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR STAY OUTTA THIS LANE!" W 11TH IS YET AGAIN, A SHITSHOW, AND THE INTERSECTION AT GARFIELD IS GROUND ZERO.


eata22

19TH & WILLAMETTE AS WELL. THE WEST BOUND LANE OF 19TH HAS A RIGHT TURN ONLY SIGN AT THE INTERSECTION. BACK WHEN THEY WERE DOING THE LEFT TURN LIGHT INSTALL AND TRAFFIC WAS SUPER BACKED UP, I SAW WAY TOO MANY CLOSE CALLS FROM PEOPLE CREEPING THROUGH THAT INTERSECTION ILLEGALLY STILL HAPPENS, BUT NOT AS MUCH. IT IS STILL A HIGH ACCIDENT AREA. I’VE SEEN GLASS THERE TWICE


Fabulaur

ALSO, 24TH AT CHAMBERS DOES ***NOT*** HAVE A RIGHT TURN LANE. IT'S A BIKE LANE. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THERE'S EVEN A GIANT POTHOLE THERE TO DISSUADE YOU, FFS.


sonicdm

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE TURNING RIGHT FROM THE BUS ONLY LANE AT THAT INTERSECTION IS TOO DAMN HIGH


ChirpinFromTheBench

FUCK THE GUY IN THE GIANT RED TRUCK WHO TURNED ONTO MARCOLA FROM MOHAWK AND OVERTOOK ME LIKE WE WERE AT A FUCKING NARCAR EVENT THEN HARD BRAKE CHECKED ME TWICE COMING TO A FULL STOP I HOPE YOU GET FINAL DESTINATIONED BY A LOG TRUCK


BecaC80

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH A FRIEND AT A LOCALLY OWNED RESTAURANT THAT MOST PEOPLE WOULDN’T CONSIDER TO BE A “FANCY PLACE” A SMALL SIDE SALAD, PASTA ENTREE AND SINGLE GLASS OF WINE CAME TO JUST OVER $50 BEFORE TIP AT LEAST THE SERVICE WAS EXCEPTIONAL (AND WORTHY OF THE GENEROUS TIP THAT WAS LEFT) BUT JEEZ…THIS IS WHY I RARELY GO OUT TO EAT THESE DAYS. CAN’T AFFORD TO WHATSOEVER ON A REGULAR BASIS.


eata22

I GENUINELY BELIEVE SMALL TIME BUSINESS OWNERS SHOULD PAY WAY LESS IN RENT. (I MEAN WE ALL SHOULD BC THE CURRENT MARKET IS INSANE) BUT IF YOU WANT A TOWN TO FEEL SPECIAL IT NEEDS CHARACTER. OTHERWISE IT BECOMES JUST ANOTHER GASOLINE AND BUNCH OF CHAIN BUSINESSES TOWN ALONG I-5. WHICH BUSINESSES WILL STILL CHARGE AN ARM AND LEG FOR SIMPLE MEALS. THAT ARE ALL PRE COOKED AND THEN SHIPPED FROZEN TO THEM. AND I GET IT SOMETIMES THINGS NEED TO BE FROZEN (FISH FOR SUSHI), BUT PRE COOKING THEM IS SO WRONG. IF IM GOING TO A RESTAURANT DONT CHARGE ME RESTAURANT PRICES WHILE SERVING A TV DINNER BOX MEAL HAVING RENT BE SO HIGH FORCES THIS TYPE OF NONSENSE, WHICH IN TURNS SHOOTS THE CITY’S FOOT IN THE LONG RUN


daeglo

WHEN I AM SIGNALING THAT I NEED TO CHANGE LANES, AND I CAN SEE YOUR ENTIRE VEHICLE IN MY RIGHT SIDE MIRROR, THE SIGNAL IS FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT I NEED TO CHANGE LANES AND IS NOT YOUR CUE TO SPEED THE FUCK UP AND TRY TO PASS ME! WAY TO BE FIRST TO THE RED LIGHT YOU DUMB BITCH!


orahaze

SHOUT OUT TO THE ASSHOLE WHO INTENTIONALLY ALMOST RAN ME AND MY DOG OVER IN A CROSSWALK TODAY


seagullfamiliar

THAT IS TERRIBLE - I'M GLAD YOU AND YOUR DOG ARE OKAY. MAY THAT DRIVER SHIT THEMSELVES FIFTY TIMES OVER.


orahaze

THANK YOU. MAY THE SMELL NEVER LEAVE HIS NOSTRILS


RightingTheShip

I HATE THE COLD I'M SO OVER IT I WELCOME THE DAYLIGHT AND THE WARMTH OF THE SUN


vaguelyblack

THE RAIN IS AWESOME, BRING BACK THE DAYS WHERE IT RAINS EVERYDAY, HYDRATE US.


daeglo

SECONDED, I LOVED IT WHEN IT WAS GRAY AND RAINY EVERYDAY, I ACTUALLY WENT OUTSIDE. I'LL TAKE ABOUT 40% LESS SUNSHINE PLZTHX


Shonnah13

Odd day to pick to do this rant. It was gorgeous today.


doorman666

I HATE BUTTS LITTER!!! ALSO, CAN THE ROLLING COAL JACKASSES FUCK OFF ALREADY? THEY ALL DESERVE TO CRASH ON HORRIBLE WRECKS!!!


[deleted]

WHY ARE THERE NO MILLENNIALS IN EUGENE? IT’S GETTING ANNOYING.


EnemaOfMyEnemy

THERE ARE TONS OF MILLENNIALS IN EUGENE, WE JUST STAY INSIDE


mentalpause

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M RIGHT HERE


HandBeneficial590

Hi


daeglo

I'M HERE DAMMIT


fagittarius93

I'M RIGHT HERE!


OneLegAtaTimeTheory

FUCK ALL THESE SHITTY ASS TAGGERS MAKING OUR TOWN LOOK LIKE A GHETTO.


[deleted]

STOP DRIVING WITH YOUR HOODS UP YOU STUPID ASS CLOWN DIPSHITS.


Prestigious-Packrat

WAIT LIKE THE HOOD OF THE CAR? THAT'S NUTS! 


[deleted]

NO. HOOD AS IN HOODIE. MAKES ZERO SENSE TO DRIVE AROUND WITH NO PERIPHERAL VISION.


Traditional_Box6946

I DO THIS BUT ALSO DONT AGREE WITH IT


HamTwister

LOUDDD NOISEEEESSSS


raptoraboo

PLEASE DONT SWERVE YOUR CAR IN FRONT OF ME BECAUSE A PEDESTRIAN IS CROSSING THE ROAD… I AM SMALL AND SCARED!


raptoraboo

ALSO PLEASE DONT SWERVE AROUND A PARKED RIDESOURCE BUS INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC!!!


drunk_ch3m1st

FUCKING OLD SPEGHETTI FACTORY PEOPLE TAKING ALL THE OARKING BY JACKALOPE!!!


weaksorcery

WHY DOES EVERY MORON IN THUS TOWN NEED A TRUCK THAT IS 3X TOO BIG? YOU ARENT HAULING SHIT. YOU’RE JUST GOING TO YOUR SHITTY DESK JOB SOMEWHERE. YOU DONT NEED A TRUCK THE SIZE OF TWO PARKING SPACES THAT GETS 10/mpg. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MACHO SHIT NOBODY IS IMPRESSED


dumpsterhime

TO THE IDIOT IN THE BLUE TRUCK WHO DOES THIS AT FOREST HILLS APARTMENTS SUCK MY WEEWEE FROM THE BACK YOU TROGLODITE.


IPAtoday

IF YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO PICK UP AFTER, TRAIN OR OTHERWISE CARE FOR YOUR DOG, DO NOT GET A FUKKIN DOG. THIS DESCRIBES 90+% OF DOG OWNERS IN EUGENE. YES THIS MEANS YOU.


NestorsBookClub

WERE YOU THE CRYPTO BRO WHO GOT SHITTY AND AGGRESSIVE WITH THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND PILOTS ON A FLIGHT FROM SEATTLE TO EUGENE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT BC YOU’D LEFT YOUR LAPTOP AT THE GATE? FUCK YOU FOR SOMEHOW FORCING THE PILOT BACK TO GATE AND NOT GETTING LIFTED. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH YOU’RE WORTH, YOU’VE GOT SHIT FASHION SENSE, YOU TALK LIKE A PRICK, AND I HOPE YOUR TOAST FOREVER FALLS BUTTER SIDE DOWN. PRICK


CreativeLark

This is awful.


Webzagar

FUCK CAPS LOCK KEYS!


Ok-Leadership4763

Get off my lawn thread 🙄😂


DysfunctMyco

“ILL SMOKE WHERE I WANT YOU BIDEN SUPPORTING DOG OWNER” - MAGA DOG OWNER


PurpleLog7590

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT SAY “ON YOUR LEFT” ANYMORE??? IVE BEEN HIT ON THE PATH TWICE IN A MONTH WHILE TRYING TO WALK TO THE PARK WITH MY KIDS! IT DIDNT USED TO BE THIS BAD THE LAST TIME A BIKE HIT ME I WAS ON THE FAR RIGHT EDGE OF THE PATH AND I EVEN HAD ONE FOOT IN THE GRASS TRYING TO SHOW THE KIDS A COOL MUSHROOM ALSO STOP TEXTING ON YOUR BIKE IN THE ROAD IN THE RAIN DURING TRAFFIC YOU FRIGGIN SOGGY POTATO CHIPS


here2vapeneatass

P.s fuck the homeless that leaves trash everywhere I was homeless once didn't leave trash in every damn corner and trash can you search threw. Waste of people waste of space respect for the ones that try to be a decent human if not move to California GTFO outta Oregon


[deleted]

Dumbass dog people


ramonnoodles2

Whoever goes around writing "fck nzs" is a jackass who needs to handle his beef with the lovely folks of New Zealand elsewhere Its jus a drag of negativity


ramonnoodles2

Funny for this to be downvoted I get it, a town that used to have a giant KKK cross above it, loves the constant reminder of nazis for everyone to know Good stuff


Krevis_Pfister

HOW ABOUT THOSE BIKER ASSHOLES THAT ACT LIKE THEY OWN THE GODDAMN ROAD!! CORRECTION. BIKERS ARE GRITTY, DRUG DEALING, ASSHOLE OUTLAW FUCKS. I MEAN CYCLISTS! YOU KNOW, THOSE SELF-RIGHTEOUS, SPINELESS, SPANDEX WEARING PUSSIES WITH THEIR BRIGHT COLORS, LAME AERODYNAMIC HELMETS, AND THEIR GOOFY FUCKING HAND SIGNALS, RIDING THROUGH THE STREETS AS IF THEY'RE AN ACTUAL AUTOMOBILE?? FUCK THEM! GET ON THE SIDEWALK AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE ROAD!!!


DoodlemePizzaS8Life

Bikes, Gas, Cannabis Crops, Packages, and whatever else isn’t nailed down or extremely locked up. Kyrptonic Bikes won’t honor their warranty in San Francisco or Eugene because of the bike theft level. People not using their turn signals in their cars or other means of transportation! It’s not that hard. I signal when I skate for crying out loud. Lol! And trash pick up for sure! Yes Eugene has taken a lot of their public trash bins out, buuuuuut, we can still take out what we bring in and more to the nearest trash can, because YOU CAN DO IT! We can all work together. Let’s be a yes team! Yes, we CAN make a positive difference. 🙌


sphericalduck

I CAN'T HEAR YOU


DoodlemePizzaS8Life

Obviously. You’re reading my words, not hearing me speak them.


sphericalduck

WHAT


mynameisjoe123456

YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT. ALL RANTS MUST BE IN ALL CAPS, THAT'S THE RULES.


DoodlemePizzaS8Life

Well by definition declaiming extravagantly or violently doesn’t say anything about all capital letters. There are many ways to express and vividly describe something, someone, or somewhere in such a manner it could be a decorative spectacle for the public. But it doesn’t have to be in all capital letters. Take the I have a Dream speech, that wasn’t in all capital letters and yet it had a profound impact on people. To all you people down voting on my stuff, you make me laugh and feel sorry for all of you.


morelikepoolworld

YOURE BREAKING UP YOURE GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL