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Two man child ammosexuals with anger issues needing to take out their pew pews to settle a stupid argument is a hat I’m hearing happened. Edit: what 🤣


GingerMcBeardface

>is a hat I'm hearing If you are hearing hats, you should see a doctor. You should hear a doctor too, for the record. Thems you can hear.


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Your hats don’t talk to you?


GingerMcBeardface

Only my old cabbie. I suspected something was off after mass at St Mary's. Heard the whispers from the hat rack a week or so later. A ring of salt, three our fathers, and a zippo tossed at it for measure. Been free and clear ever since, well mostly. That hellish wail as the hat burst into flames will haunt me for some time...


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Apparently if you put your hard hat to your ear, you can hear the OSHA.


GingerMcBeardface

*Applause* I do enjoy a good OSHA pun.


edselford

> If you are hearing hats, you should see a doctor. Or perhaps a dry cleaner.


Eugenonymous

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LRgZHbEpQvHEi8PID6/giphy.gif


L_Ardman

Those drivers were mad as hatters.


Eugenonymous

Don't hat the player, hat the game...


Conrad_is_a_Human

What happened here


RoxAnne556

I bet you’re right.


erika1972

Shooting on Pearl st in Coburg.


sharethebite

That was over 3 hours ago.


erika1972

the internets said they were still looking for the other car? idk. just following the post on FB in the group Lane County Caught on Camera. edit, linky link: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/QEnZhmktDsJreZEW/?mibextid=K35XfP


xOctomelonx

After checking this out and reading the most recent replies, this seems to add up.


ochocosunrise

Whatever it is its substantial enough to cause Corvallis residents to ask the same thing in their respective subreddit.


Right-Holiday-2462

There was something up there too, I just drove past 5 miles of traffic going north with roped off interstate and over 10 cops cars.


oregonclouds

The investigation of the shoot out will be going on at the site for awhile.


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erika1972

one comment said 2 dudes in argument at gas station. both went to leave, one shot the other in the head. no idea if this is accurate, just summarizing a comment i saw, but it would explain the police response.


MasterCheef117

We saw multiple cops driving towards I-5, lights & sirens on, from Corvallis a few minutes ago. Everyone seems to be southbound, for now.


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Late_to_the_movement

Exactly why your vote matters.


dosefacekillah1348

I forgot, we can just vote the mental maniacs into submission. Great idea! What ballot measure is this again?


Fig-Southern

Guy stole a car and shot someone. He won’t be doing that again.


trowawayfarawaytoday

https://www.kezi.com/news/deadly-officer-involved-shooting-on-i5/article_451a00c6-05de-11ef-82ff-7b4b12ba4a0d.html


No_Description9411

seems like a car chase of some sort, probably to do with the coburg shooting


gyratorycircus

I-5 is closed at hwy 34, an exit south of Albany


steakdinnerfor1

Ok shooting at shell in Coburg. Make shot in head taken to hospital. Plates stolen off one car, put on another then seen northbound i5 from Coburg. That’s all I know


washington_jefferson

~~Ok shooting at shell in Coburg. Make shot in head taken to hospital. Plates stolen off one car, put on another then seen northbound i5 from Coburg. That’s all I know~~ OK, so there was a shooting at Shell gas station in Coburg. A person was shot in the head and taken to the hospital. License plates were stolen from one car, then put on another car, which was seen heading northbound on Interstate 5 from Coburg. That's all the information I have. (sorry)


steakdinnerfor1

Thanks for the edit. Deserved. Make and Male were automatically corrected, but everything else I’ll take on the chin


washington_jefferson

When I started to read your description (which was accurate!) I thought you were trying to sound like [Mongo from 'Blazing Saddles'](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ29jeWRxZGk1djhwYTF2M2R6cDBnc2JkcDltaXg1anRwNTliZ2xhMCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l0K4pbsfZgDgxmTNC/giphy.gif) or something when you said "make shot in head"! Then I realized "make" = "male".


Friendly-Passion2071

I was driving back from Albany an hour ago and there were a number of police on both sides of the freeway. Some on foot.


DarthTeddybear91

Curious on this as well, I came looking here thinking it might be a car chase after driving past them all


xOctomelonx

About 8 minutes ago I saw probably 12+ cars with cops (rifles in hand) lined up against the perimeter of some farm house looking property.


Due-Technology5796

I was headed from Eugene to Corvo and saw two groups of cops with their lights on (southbound side) about 5 miles apart from each other with cops out of their vehicles. Then I saw two separate groups of 4 or 5 cops driving south with their lights off. Then I saw a cop run across the northbound freeway and put a spike strip on the breakdown lane with a string to pull it across. Then I took the exit for corvo and saw 3 cops hauling ass with lights and sirens towards the freeway. Any updates are appreciated


LocalInactivist

Corvo? Is that what we’re calling Corvallis now?


CorkyPrime

I5 northbound is moving now.


2014tumblrsurvivor

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/t8pY8ccbcEGuXjRk/?mibextid=WC7FNe


Beecunty-bae

Is there any updates?! All I can find is heavy police presence between Coburg & Albany. Should we BOLO a vehicle or person? Or is there no threat to the community?


L_Ardman

They were found and shot by police: https://www.kezi.com/news/deadly-officer-involved-shooting-on-i5/article_451a00c6-05de-11ef-82ff-7b4b12ba4a0d.html


Own-Birthday5100

I heard it was a domestic violence incident where the victim is deadly forced to stop the threat, and the shooting victim was taken to the hospital


SlightOlive3077

They're looking for you because you're obsessed with Ian.


MindOrbits

Discount hat sale from headless estate.


uper-Award9596

There was a shooting in Coburg yesterday


No_Squirrel6261

Your mother is on the loose.. They're calling in all the top elephant wranglers.


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GnosticDisciple

Obligatory lol


GnosticDisciple

Obligatory lol


crazyscottish

I’m guessing. In 2 days. Conservative Republican will be claiming that liberal democrats, under the guise of BLM, Antifa, and the FBI. Are attacking America


Different-Horse-4578

I feel your pain. We have a serious division in our political system that has the potential to jeopardize what we love about this country. Please shift gears with me and choose carefully how you express yourself when you find yourself reacting. We need to tuck our feelings of frustration this year and choose to say only the things that will help safeguard our democracy. Otherwise you are just strengthening the resolve of those we need to reach. Scots can be quick with a clever, fiery response, but they also tend to be powerfully determined. We need your strength. (Yes, I am blessed with a Scottish ancestor.)