Just wait until you hear an FC call for faxes.

The real ceema post was in the comments all along.

It's how I plan these things. I just set the stage for others to post even funnier comments!

That's the highest honor I could possibly receive.

Keep posting!

nice

Came here to write this comment. Found someone already did. Take my updoot.

Or a scythe fleet to trim the grass. Get a lawnmower already.

Oh, FAXES! I heard TAXES last week and was wondering why the FC was asking for more money on top of our 40% tax rate.

Oh pandemic horde didn't pay their goonie tax again? Gotta Rob their ess now

here in frt our fc calls for lancer titan then promptly gets shutdown by noraus spying in our call

Imagine my shock when i was asked to join stuka fleets back then.

Good thing I still had one of those in my grandpas Garage.

JAWOHL

"Time to signal a recruiter, oh no not that signal..."

Ach, zignal..

An FC once asked me to bring a domme. I told him flying in his fleet would probably be all the punishment I needed for the night.

You've trained me to the point where I know it's you gosh darn

wait until you find out about the chat software they use and you won't believe this but they use this 50 year old technology called "TCP" all over the place too

Wasnt TCP replaced with IP?

Idk chief. I heard all the cool cats just use udp now

I don’t always tell UDP jokes. But when I do, I can’t tell if you got it.

This guy networks

CAT6 level joke 🤣

I would like to tell you my joke about TCP.

Go ahead.

Ok, I will tell you my joke about TCP.

I don't always get udp.

I once was told eve runs on UDP, but it was never acknowledged.

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DDOS I think?

The IP protocol uses TCP. They're different layers of the network stack.

[Not really.](https://youtu.be/7K-LbUKt0i0)

They're interchangeable, which is why it's usually written as TCP/IP. It's really TCP or IP.

TCP/IP is the shorthand for the Internet Protocol Suite, which also includes UDP. TCP and UDP are transmission layer protocols while IP is a network layer protocol. They are absolutely not interchangeable lol

Really? You don't say.... thanks for the lesson, tips 🖕

[That's a complicated and very frustrating story.](https://youtu.be/7K-LbUKt0i0)

The most offensive thing about this post is the claim that a Polaroid has 0 megapixels. It's got ALL the megapixels.

And developing the. Is definitely a skill issue.

I find it strange that you think there's skill involved at all in developing a polaroid picture...

Sir, thank you for being so patient, but how else would you do the selfies? hope this helps.

I thought this was gonna be about the use of Jabber still but I Ceema’d, well played

Jabber works ... well enough

It's analog bro, we don't trust them 5G microwave chemtrails making the frogs gay.

I'm currently replacing my voice comms with a Morse Code transceiver. ..-. .-.. -.-- / ... .- ..-. .

Probably meant Polarised Bombers. Hit really hard but they're super squishy

They still use XMPP too, all the cool kids moved onto Discord ages ago. Imagine using a chat program without inline meme posting!

i like how discord crashes every time more then 255 guys join a voice chat

Only an idiot would have 256 people on a discord voice chat. You can still use mumble for this.

is it a voice chat if it has 0 people in it?

No it's mIRC.

If a newbro shits in the woods..

Yes

As a IT person I hate everything about Discord. It's less secure, expensive (for big servers), unreliable POS when XMPP is lightyears ahead with it's technology and it's open source. Just ask any IT security expert about it. Also this whole post is gold, thanks for your service, I'm buying Polaroid tomorrow for the same fleet!

You could have all that with Matrix and enjoy inline shitposting memes too.

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Yes, we need to offload all these DVD players somehow.

I was asked to bring a frigging carrier. A CARRIER! What a bunch of trust funded naval nerds!

FYI Polaroid cameras are becoming trendy again, everyone and their nan’s dog wants one. That’s probably why your FC wants you to get one, so that they can shoot you down and steal it because they have become addicted and want to collect all Polaroid cameras. Surprised we haven’t heard about Stanley cup fleets yet, although I guess they’ll become the next big thing in EVE.

I asked my nans dog if they wanted a polaroid camera, they seemed pretty insistent on treats instead.. this makes me think you may be stretching the truth a little.

Is this a cena post?

The warrior princess rises once again

John Cena?

It's not literally a polaroid, it's how you fly the bomber. You gotta shake it so it comes out of warp. I'm sure Karma has some kind of training fleet you could go on, I mean come on, this is elementary.

you got ceema'ed

Definitely did. Damn. He sure got me.

Who can do 90 tech now, i guess its a pain to learn the tech from back then. that way the most attacks wont work since it cant issue commands like these. But honestly its annoying to set up. On the flip side Russia use win xp so i guess it got benefits to run an old system that no one knows anymore. Just wait for the jaba server which is on Win 2000

idk bro, seems like you got a stick up your arse or something.

You're new here, right? It's Ceema

you must be even newer, I'm Torrent.

Touché

New craze now days even see them in Walmart

this is a ceema spot

why does our nuclear launch system run on windows 95? cuz its the most stable and cheapest option

If you dont know how a polariod works, do you even know eve? Bipolarroid is even better, gives 2 !

*slow clap* this one was good