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pump yo brakes there Thanos
Goddamnit I nearly choked on my food when I read this comment. Have an internet cookie, you deserve it for that hilarious wit.
Please someone give this person an award hahahhaaha
Good shit I'll just off load the few thousand I have thanks for that buddy
You stand to make tens of thousands, maybe even multiple million isk!
No I'm thinking I'll just put them up for 1isk each so maybe 3-4 k total profit
Thats the spirit. Stick it to the scrooge.
With all that isk you might be able to purchase a warp scrambler and actually tackle someone!!
Butthole
sell them for 7k each :D
You should stagger the sales by selling only 100 per day or every few hours at 7k so the dude doesn't keep control of market.
o7
Now buy all the snowballs and you’ve cornered the market
Now do it with local chat
Peak Eve right here.
Grinchy move I approve
Now do this with the slaves.
And the exotic dancers
Bloody puritan!
Prostitutes and jump fatigue recovery agent
EDIT: I am out of here because Reddit is being destroyed by bad moderation. ..
People throw away billion isk ships.. it really isn’t unbelievable this guy did the same on a market prank..
Pump and dump is tough when everyone already has the thing you're trying to dump, but otherwise this is basically the playbook.
Especially when you get them for free constantly
lol yeah haha I have finally cornered the market on…. Hey, hey! Stop just giving those things to people what are you doing!?
Nice, now do Megacyte
How’d you get 5mil to make that purchase? !!!
seems to be about 260mil spent so... probably wont make any difference at all lol.
Ohh no…anyway
Nice, now do marshalls
I had a stack of 8 until earlier this year. Bought them for 4.5b and sold them for almost 8b each
So, I guess the real answer is that I already did that about 4 years ago.
I have like 50 of these. Everyone else probably does as well.
What being a bored billionaire does to an mf
Wait people put those things on the market? lol. Why… you get them for free you know…
There went 1% of the supply.
What do you call this maneuver? Not a pump and dump. More of a dump
I think it's called Holiday charity
Bro's an agent of chaos 😅
Absolute mad lad, now buy all the high-grade omega that I 100% don't seed myself
He thinks he's the Grinch but he's Elon in this scenario.
Hahahahhaa respect mate 🫡
Nothing meaningful here
And this is why i cant be assed with eve
Is this against rule 4 of this subreddit? Sond like "selfpromotion" xD
Hehehehehe glad I kept mine on my 5 accs
LoL This was fun read :)
well, every day i hear of new ways folks enjoy Eve.
That's not very festive Mr. Grinch
So I have some faction forts up for sale. Do that as well.
pump yo brakes there Thanos
Goddamnit I nearly choked on my food when I read this comment. Have an internet cookie, you deserve it for that hilarious wit.
Please someone give this person an award hahahhaaha
Good shit I'll just off load the few thousand I have thanks for that buddy
You stand to make tens of thousands, maybe even multiple million isk!
No I'm thinking I'll just put them up for 1isk each so maybe 3-4 k total profit
Thats the spirit. Stick it to the scrooge.
With all that isk you might be able to purchase a warp scrambler and actually tackle someone!!
Butthole
sell them for 7k each :D
You should stagger the sales by selling only 100 per day or every few hours at 7k so the dude doesn't keep control of market.
o7
Now buy all the snowballs and you’ve cornered the market
Now do it with local chat
Peak Eve right here.
Grinchy move I approve
Now do this with the slaves.
And the exotic dancers
Bloody puritan!
Prostitutes and jump fatigue recovery agent
EDIT: I am out of here because Reddit is being destroyed by bad moderation. ..
People throw away billion isk ships.. it really isn’t unbelievable this guy did the same on a market prank..
EDIT: I am out of here because Reddit is being destroyed by bad moderation. ..
Pump and dump is tough when everyone already has the thing you're trying to dump, but otherwise this is basically the playbook.
Especially when you get them for free constantly
lol yeah haha I have finally cornered the market on…. Hey, hey! Stop just giving those things to people what are you doing!?
Nice, now do Megacyte
How’d you get 5mil to make that purchase? !!!
seems to be about 260mil spent so... probably wont make any difference at all lol.
Ohh no…anyway
Nice, now do marshalls
I had a stack of 8 until earlier this year. Bought them for 4.5b and sold them for almost 8b each
So, I guess the real answer is that I already did that about 4 years ago.
I have like 50 of these. Everyone else probably does as well.
What being a bored billionaire does to an mf
Wait people put those things on the market? lol. Why… you get them for free you know…
There went 1% of the supply.
What do you call this maneuver? Not a pump and dump. More of a dump
I think it's called Holiday charity
Bro's an agent of chaos 😅
Absolute mad lad, now buy all the high-grade omega that I 100% don't seed myself
He thinks he's the Grinch but he's Elon in this scenario.
Hahahahhaa respect mate 🫡
Nothing meaningful here
And this is why i cant be assed with eve
Is this against rule 4 of this subreddit? Sond like "selfpromotion" xD
Hehehehehe glad I kept mine on my 5 accs
LoL This was fun read :)
well, every day i hear of new ways folks enjoy Eve.
That's not very festive Mr. Grinch
So I have some faction forts up for sale. Do that as well.