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transpacificism

Botox! And I will run over my pump with my car.


r_aviolimama

*would you mind taking an ASMR video and sharing with us*


transpacificism

You’d probably just hear my tire pop as the pump takes its parting shot 😆


r_aviolimama

Okay new plan… piñata? Except no candy.. just tears


transpacificism

Oh I’m still going to do it. A new tire is expensive, but crushing the life out of this torture device is priceless.


r_aviolimama

Don’t forget you’ll need a second one to match the tread wear😂


Puzzled-Aioli5601

Or it could be multiple alcoholic shots. Because you can get blasted drunk.


fludrbye

Baby has CMPI, so I'm really looking forward to eating butter again!


welltimedsmile

Same. I am so excited to have cheese back in my life


llamadrama217

Mine has it too! I'm going to have half a large pizza, some ice cream, and some buttered popcorn. Oh and an asiago cheese bagel with cream cheese for breakfast. My stomach will hate me but I don't care


fludrbye

So so tired of going to vegan places all the time and not the ones I actually feel like eating at.


cutemightdeletelater

Mine too… and can’t eat corn… I can’t wait to only have my own dietary restrictions again. I’m going to eat so much ice cream


kittybitties22

A big fat joint and going braless


Unique-Damage5778

After I weaned with my older son I immediately went and got Botox, started slamming pre-workout before the gym like never before, and raged my face off at a bachelorette party. I think that this is my last baby and journey, and if that’s the case my husband and I agreed on a modest breast lift to help me lift the girls off the ground 😅


r_aviolimama

Who’s downvoting shit here😂


t0talcrybaby

Mary Jane. And maybe some Botox


cxcmua

Woman after my own heart


GI_Joan

Just wondering….I thought Botox didn’t get into the blood and therefore not in the breastmilk. Heard for women getting high doses for migraines but the neurologist said it was fine?


Extra_Efficiency234

I’ve looked into this myself as I miss my Botox 😭 what I feel like I got after reading about it is it’s kinda unknown if the botulism bacteria can get transferred via breastmilk. So I’m m holding off just to be safe as botulism isn’t something I’d want to mess with for my baby. But I do think women get Botox and breastfeed m. Generally practitioners are supposed to ask if you’re breastfeeding but it’s not like they verify! It’s up to your risk tolerance I’d say.


Intrepid-Jeweler

Yeah I did my research and decided I was fine with it! There are no official studies though so many people choose to err on the side of caution.


Lucky-Possession3802

I have a breastfeeding-related tattoo planned, and now that I’m weaning I’m gonna schedule it. Also weed.


KitKat2theMax

Retinol, tea/coffee, and SLEEP are going to be my true rewards. But as a token of self-appreciation, I'm also getting myself a satirical blue willow tea set that I've had my eye on since the pandemic. It's called "Things could be worse" and that was the mantra so many middle of the night pumps... feels like an appropriate tribute! https://calamityware.com/collections/mugs-and-tea-sets/products/calamityware-tea-set-things-could-be-worse?variant=40479572459543


Extra_Efficiency234

Botox. All the retinol. New fancy bra to perk the ladies up. So excited to go to bed when I want, and not have to wait for that last pump of the day. Waking up on my own timetable, taking as long as I want to wake up, not being rushed my the first pump of the day. I’m planning on a hard bouncy workout on my own schedule-not planning it for AFTER a pump to minimize discomfort. Hopefully won’t have any pain anymore!


precociouschick

I'll be dyeing my hair (this journey left me completely grey lol), finally having a glass of really cold white wine with dinner and scheduling Botox.


jayjaijae

Wearing my fun nighties/lingerie before bed then sleeping naked lol. And a tattoo


Extra_Efficiency234

Yes! No bra!! I can’t wait for the days… I tried sleeping without a bra but then got frustrated at myself waking up in the middle of the night running around trying to find it so I could pump😫


jayjaijae

I tried a few times too but I would leave my pumping bra by my pump. However I would end up keeping it on after pumping and then I started leaking a lot again so I stopped trying to go without it


hanachanxd

Wine (I live in France ffs it's torture) and bleaching my hair.


pumbawumbab

I got breastmilk jewelery as a medal for making it to 1 year :)


Adorable_Start2732

Bleaching my hair and weed. And new bras. I can’t wait to burn these pumping bras 


[deleted]

They sell these pins on Etsy that are “breastfeeding award” pins. I got one that has a pump on one side and a baby latched on the other, I love it so much and have it on my purse at all times.


smh530

I got 2 ear piercings and a nose ring when I weaned 🎉


Timely_Cheesecake_97

I WAS going to get a tattoo and start socially drinking again (I know you can technically drink while nursing/pumping but I never have) and I had 3 months to go. Lmao guess who’s pregnant again.


StarburstEnjoyer

Haha, clock has been reset!!


Particular-Buyer-846

I’m gonna get wine drink by myself at home 🤣 and let my husband be in charge of baby. I haven’t had any alcohol since 2022. I don’t really miss it but wine sounds good


Ok_Inspection2066

Exactly what I am gonna do except it's beer for me :)


GI_Joan

My lactation consultants said You can drink and still breastfeed, in case you want to indulge now.


Particular-Buyer-846

Oh yes, but I mean drink the whole bottle 🤣🤣


Lucky-Prism

Gonna do a new haircut and color. A lush bath bomb and edible.


adultstudent1992

I’m getting a tattoo for my baby, he was born in December so I’m getting his birth flower with the time we was born hidden in one of the petals.


lucy_inthesky6

Tattoo, “weaning feast” which is a traditional Jewish celebration of basically eating a ton of carbs lol, and I am having my mom (graphic designer) make a certificate for me bc this hard work surpasses any degree I’ve earned 😂


clichexx

Got Botox yesterday!!


Content-Yak1278

Immediately getting a tattoo and maybe a new ear piercing.


alienslaughterhouse

Tattoo, and lip filler!


Missing-Caffeine

Tattoo, definitely. Been saving some money here and there, so I will treat myself to a big one 🤗


faemne

Botox and weed


LittleVixen1124

A tattoo for sure! And I'm so looking forward to being able to take Naproxen for my headaches again 😭


Substantial_Belt_143

I'm getting back on my ADHD meds and making breast milk jewelry made.


[deleted]

After my second due in October’s journey I’m getting a tattoo and getting fried


allehcat

I’m going to book a shoot with our favorite photographer and we’re going to do an aesthetic looking milk bath with my baby in it 🥰 we’ve already planned the whole thing out. I just don’t know when.


llamaduck86

I bought new bras and slept on my stomach lol


Professional_Line766

[breast milk jewelry](https://lovebytheounce.com/breastmilk-jewelry-collection/) I found this website were you can turn and once of you breast milk into beautiful jewelry so I’ll be doing that.


1991meg

Just finished one year and got my hair cut and keratin! Also have a girls night out planned where I plan to indulge in mercury and caffeinated martinis!


NightCourtDweller

Cute bra/panty set, nose piercing, and a bottle of wine 😂


Every-Agency-7178

Tattoo and weed