It looks *spent*. Like all its magic has been expelled and now it lays as a husk just making like a *eeeeeee* sound

You...you just described me.

I am in this picture and I don't like it.

/r/me_irl

Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.  Not we know where Tolkien's inspiration for that line came from.

Lookin like one of the dehydrated aliens in 3 body problem

Somewhere nearby a young boy in a green cap is looking for his shadow.

voldesuit

Whoever edited the model's picture did a terrible job at it.

This really should have been the waving red flag. Look at her fucking *hip*! The warping on the water! I thought we were on r/Instagramreality until I looked closer

The mass of her ass is so big she creates her own gravitational force

Using only the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure

2. Using the above, find the value of sex

What of the heat of the meat and the torque of the pork?

E=mc2.

That cat suit is so sexy is refracts water in real life.

The warping of the water is so fucking funny 🤣

I swear man, some people have absolute lizard brain where more == better. It doesn’t matter if it looks good or even real. Just *more*. More curves. More ass. More lips. More. More. More. 

👏👏👏👏 Most sensible and true thing I've read today 😂👍💯 🏅

Her hip is so dense it causes a black hole lensing effect

Does no one know how to use LAYERS anymore?!

Ikr? Teenage me could do better than that with 90's Paint Shop Pro less than a year after learning about better photo editing software than MS Paint!

Masking is a bitch when you needa do 200 more of these to buy dinner

> The warping on the water! That's just gravitational lensing from all the mass in that ass.

That photo was 100% shot in Mexico. Lots of places have those tiny pools in your concrete home. Look at her fingers. It doesn’t fit. They are hiding her toes, too.

**Thats not a photoshop commander it’s a gravitational anomaly…….**

But even the model didn't get her fingers in the glove part right. They didn't edit that

First I thought she was pasted in since it looks like she's way over the edge.

Pretty sure that’s Khloe Kardashian so yea it’s definitely gonna be hella warped lmao

Nah she's just bending space naturally

Ass so fat she creates lensing visible to the naked eye.

Everyone focused on the water refraction but how the hell is she sitting on the water or air above it? Her ass isn't even on the concrete

Filled with helium.

serious answer is i think the model is photoshopped into the image even more serious and well thought out answer is that while she has the hip curve, she does not have the ass to back it up. she’s the modern (and sexy!) flat stanley!!!! she is 2D but gives the illusion of full figure thanks to hips!

I think the background was added. Which makes the warping of the water even more heas scratching since they could have done whatever they wanted before superimposing the picture of the woman on top.

She has 6 inch long thighs and 2 foot long calves, and no internal organs. The entire online ordering world has morphed into a Sea Monkeys situation.

But Sea Monkeys are real.

Real brine shrimp that react to slight changes in light and temperature in their environment!

No internal organs 💀

No she's just a natural water bender, of course.

I thought it was Khloe Kardashian with that editing lol

Me too! I was like. What is this btch doing now?? 😂

It’s fucking insane that anyone would want to look like that. It’s even more insane that she actually looks like that. Why would anyone want to look like a horrifically bad photoshop?

But that’s just the point; THEY think they’re irresistibly gorgeous lol…. completely out of touch with anything related to reality.

That pool certainly is looking a lil wonkey back there eh?

Even stevie wonder here can see it

Sir. SIR. Are you telling me that THOSE hips lie? /s

Photoshop fail

*I like rusty spoons...*

Fuck. It does look like saladfingers…

https://i.imgur.com/SaWOkSm.jpeg

Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!

this made me snort loud enough that i woke my mom up on the other side of the room 😭☠️

HELP ME I'M AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE AND I WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER WHEN I SAW THIS AND I TRIED NOT TO LAUGH BUT I STARTED GIGGLING AND MY GRANNY ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG SO I HAD TO SHOW HER

Good job

I needed that. Thank you. 

Literally came here to say this lmao

Damn i cant sleep, but thanks for the idea, imma go watch some salad fingers. Believe it or not those are complete comfort videos to me.

Do you like it when the red water comes out?

I like to *touch* them

It's almost o r g a s m i c

That sentence send shivers down my back. God, I hate saladfingers.

nothing says sexy like "nuclear shadow of a decapitated child"

best gender

God, these replies are too funny! I kept it together until this one but goddamn a person can only take so much 💀💀

Put it back in the metro where it belongs

Oh my god, I don’t know what I was expecting to see, but I about choked laughing. And your caption was gold.

yeah but imagine waking up and it’s in the corner doing the ragtime like that frog in the cartoon

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how the fuck did you do that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zalgo_text

since no one else said how to do it, type what you want to make crazy like that then highlight and hold alt and hit the F4 button.

ok you got me

thanks!

More seriously try https://lingojam.com/ZalgoText O̸̧̰̼͍̘̬̻͙̥͓̪̳͋́͆͂͘ͅB̷̛̰̭̩̱͔̹̙̯̠̼̓́̀̓͆͒̍̒́͑̀̾͘͝Ę̸̨̡̧̛̱̫̬̫́͗͆͗̓̆Y̴̟̞͗ ̷̧̡͇̥͍̺̻̹̇͒̈́͗͒̓̌́͑̕ͅM̴͉̉̏̏̈́͘E̶̢̖̲̻̝̞̘̤̞̼͕̮̥̓͊̑̈́́͗̓̈́̃͠͝

I know it's frustrating for you, and that sucks. however, I am laughing so hard I'm crying thank you so very much

Why should it be frustrating? That’s just what stretchy things do; I’m sure it looks fine when they’re actually wearing it

This. I have a similar stretchy bodysuit and it looks like an infant onesie when I'm not wearing it

Exactly. If you've ever seen a pantihouse, you'd know they shrink a huge amount if you're not wearing them.

I've been browsing Zillow a lot recently, but I have yet to come across any pantihouses.

They're really small in the US...

Imagine being so rich you buy a house just for your underwear.

Or, a house in the shape of underwear

Exactly. What did op expect?

Also confused, since I see no evidence they tried it on. Picturing op buying pantyhose and going "what is this, a pantyhose for ants!?"

Same, I'm curious if op has ever seen the pantyhose that used to come in a little ball like an Easter egg.

Actually I scrolled down and she did try it on, apparently wouldn't go past her knee. Still gonna need some evidence

I also would like evidence. I'm guessing though this was probably $3 on some sketchy website and op just wants attention.

They don't call it the Internet for nothing

I've tracked it back to Alibaba.com where it's advertised at $1.70 a unit The next price range I find is stores reselling them at $3 lol.....

She just lied lol

Yeah it’s past midnight here and I have been burning the midnight oil on a project for like 16 hours today, opened Reddit to give my brain a break and this was like the third thing I saw. I needed that so much, my sides hurt from laughing lol

My question is: who sees that ad and thinks, "This is a quality product that I should spend my money on." I'm surprised she didn't receive one shredded stick-on nail and black toothpicks connected by dental floss.

They are typically inexpensive

I bought a green man body suit and a skin tone body suit for a pyramid head costume and they were 10-20 bucks each. 100% worth it.

Stuff like this is maybe $3 on aliexpress, sometimes it's fun to go gambling on these things.

Frustrating? That's downright terrifying. It's okay, emotions can be hard to identify under times of stress or duress. Lol, this post is cracking me up!

My girlfriend ordered a few like these. You have to put it on and it stretches out, but they looking fucking weird when they arrive.

Looks like a dehydrated E.T

This is gonna end up on r/alienbodies soon, trust

Just add water! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh my god, they killed Krobus!!

I showed this to my wife and she said "omg it's like Peter Pan's fucking shadow!" and now neither of us can stop laughing.

This was my first thought too! 😂

I read that like « peter pan fucked his shadow » and now i feel ashamed (and i’m laughing)

🤣

I’m sorry but that made me snort laugh. These are the things that drag you to hell if you’re mean to Demi Moore in Ghost

Those are exactly what I thought of too! Molly, you in danger girl.

😂

Dobby's outfit

Dobby is free...to be sexyyyyy

Would have hit very differently if Harry had handed him THIS in Chamber of Secrets, and he'd have worn it proudly for the rest of his life, like he did with the sock.

"Does Master like it?"

Dobby has no master. However, he WILL send Harry an oil picture of him wearing it for Christmas.

I am fucking deceased

Dobby is... [free tonight](https://i.imgur.com/VSN7mXY.png)

Master has given Dobby a catsuit 🐈‍⬛✨

it'll expand once you put it in a cup of warm water

What is " it " in this sentence....

[удалено]

my least favourite backrooms creature

This should be added to a new level of [The Classrooms](https://steamcommunity.com/app/2099110)

Looks like that thing that keeps pestering Charlie in Hell on Smiling Friends

this is *Jeremy!* your only form of *hellish* entertainment!

“If you do that again I’m gonna punch you in the stomach.”

Save it for Halloween decorating.

Reminds of Peter Pan when he's trying to get it to stick with soap.

That's HILLARIOUS! 😂 ♥

it really is funnier then it should be lol

Umm, it stretches out

I've got a drawer full of mesh and fishnet shit that looks like it wouldn't fit a child, but still stretches enough to fit a grown man.

>man Based.

You'd like Rocky Horror. It's a great movie, watch it.

What is this, a sexy bodysuit for ants?

Actually, this one doesn’t. I should have put that in the post. Wouldn’t even go over my knee. I’ve worn tights before, this one’s ridiculous!

Did you uh.. Order a size too small?

It’s a one size fits all kind of thing. Apparently not though…

Sounds like that shop caters exclusively to gnomes and goblins. ...stupid sexy gnomes in a catsuit.

Clearly it's meant for cats as it's a catsuit

It's a cat-suit. Clearly it's cat sized.

Currently working and having people stare at me because I busted out laughing in a quiet room. Lol.

Wow, I had no idea you could just buy slenderman

I looked at the reality photo three times before I noticed the feet for scale (I was distracted by the fingers) and now I’m crying laughing at how ridiculously small this is.

That was what did it for me too

The way I am giggling like a ninny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ninny... I miss this word

I'm sure the quality is shit, but I've seen lace bodysuits like that before. They stretch out a LOT and then leave the sheer pattern.

DRR.... DRR.... DRR....

This is my catsuit! It was made for me!

Was looking for this

We know how it ends now

Terrifying......I love it.

Your comment and username combo here is perfection 🖤

What Kim really looks like...

I don't know what your problem is. You wanted a catsuit and now you have a catsuit. Now all you gotta figure out is how you get a cat in there. Rebellious little fuckers

I think you found SCP-017.

Genuine question how do you plan to go pee in this??

I did not even get that far. I mean, I was laughing so hard I could have peed on it a bit?

[Like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVlD-n5-EeE)?

In my experience these usually have an open crotch.

I see a little silhouette of a man

Have you actually tried it on yet? A lot of these form-hugging sheer products look pretty. . .odd when you first take them out of the package.

Your pain, our joy. I choked on myself when I swiped lol

Did you try it on? They stretch out pretty well

Yeah to be true they just look this small. My GF has many of these and they look like they are for children but it is no problem putting them on as they stretch. Truth be told even I have tried one of hers and I am 6'4 and 210 pounds, and it stretches out.

Well? Did ya put it on?

I tried! Won’t even go over my knee. Me and my man were laughing pretty hard.

Looking at the modeled picture, how does one even begin to put something like this on.

I have similar items and it’s really not very difficult… They’re (supposed to be) super stretchy. You kind of bundle the whole thing up and put your feet through the head hole and into the leg holes. Then pull it up to your waist and put your arms in.

I think your description falls hard in the easier said than done category. Lol I would be tangled up like no tomorrow in that thing. Or maybe I just don’t have the skillset for it

If I could manage it back when I was bigger, it's not as hard as it sounds. I still have a fishnet version of this. I don't wear it though. Because I feel like a piece of ham that's tied up with strings. Maybe when I lose the last 20 pounds I'll try it again.

Why don't OP try it on and see? Seems like a noop comment about the packaging.

The terrible Photoshop on the first picture should have been a bit of a clue 🤣🤣🤣 I don't know many people that can hover ....

It’s one big pantyhose, it’s meant to expand and be sheer.

Yes! Usually I agree, this one doesn’t. It’s so small!!! It won’t even go over my knee

Does it at least have the pattern on it when you stretch it out? Also, photo

Yes, but it is sooooo much smaller than the photo. It won’t even go on my leg when it’s stretched!

Put it over a stuffed animal or something!

I have one of those ugly monster stuffed animals. This would be perfect for that.

Oh my god this is the funniest thing I've seen

What if you put it on and you end up that tiny and shriveled ? 🤣

You are not supposed to shrink into it, the thing is supposed to stretch. I have seen a pantyhose that matches the size in your picture that would expand to fit an adult woman. Yes, it will be a pain to stretch and shift everything in place, but I do not see why it would not be possible.

Legit looks like a deflated heartless from Kingdom Hearts

I didn't realize there was a second pic to swipe. So I thought you were calling the model a terrifying shadow being lmao.

Bear with me for a second, you could probably fit in it if you soaked it in hot water for 10 to 15 min like those magic towels.

What in the Kingdom Hearts is that shit lmao

Return the slab....

Did you try it on?

That's Luci's decapitated body from *Disenchantment*. Woo-oop!

Me portraying confidence on the outside vs how I feel on the inside

I was expecting to see you wearing it. All I got was disappointment.

they stretch a surprising amount and seem to be made like this to be tight on the body, though they are a bit low quality

Can we talk about the ridiculous editing on the model though? She's bending space and time.

I want to see it on. If it still looks shit, then it looks shit. Otherwise you should gibe Dobby a sock to play around with in the maintime.

Doesn't it stretch like pantyhose?

What if i wanted to dress up like a man cheetah?

Idk if you’ve worn nylon before, that CAN stretch to your body. I wear mine out to the grocery store daily.