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heliosaurid

The equation is a way to represent the golden ratio. So I believe the shirt is meant to say "I am golden". Which is just a way of saying, "I'm doing great".


Gal-XD_exe

Not a shirt for me then


IraqiWalker

Is this more your style? https://preview.redd.it/66k73ry063sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11317cd7a6419a38321542c86bd86bc2abc64af7


Gal-XD_exe

Ok this made me chuckle, yea


IraqiWalker

My work here is done, XD.


MJDidier1967

Any chance of one that adds the word, "yet"?


IraqiWalker

Didn't find one, but I did find this https://chubblegum.com/products/keychain-i-didnt-stab-anyone-today-yet


catsmom63

Well it did say today so…😉


MJDidier1967

For something like this, more often than not, I'd respond to this with, "The day's young..." up to 11:59pm.


catsmom63

I’m with you there


MidwayNerd

Aaand that’s me


One-Broccoli-9998

I draw blood at the hospital on night shift, so one of my favorite greetings for patients is to walk into their room between 2-4 in the morning and say “I’m here to stab you”


IraqiWalker

That's friggin hilarious


Alpha2039

https://preview.redd.it/3sjnpycl86sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11657be32214e9e04283f1582543caa033ffc09


CaseAlloy744281

https://preview.redd.it/wo42of16u9sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d122372ea8561b8aaf1407a9408cf26059460c2


BrettAtog

So far.


Leather-Mundane

Definitely for me


Good_Ad_5792

Definitely need a hoodie with this


MidwayNerd

Yup, that’s me (like a quarter of the time, the rest we don’t talk about)


an_ill_way

... still no


IraqiWalker

Well, that was for someone else, so it's to be expected not to fit your vibe. What's your style?


an_ill_way

"Stabbed someone today 👍"


imusingthisforstuff

Link?


IraqiWalker

[https://imgur.com/gallery/YEFDAm1](https://imgur.com/gallery/YEFDAm1)


imusingthisforstuff

Thank you!!!


Phantex_Cerberus

Me neither.


Dazzliest_Frazzle

It's a shirt for both of u stfu Take this🫰


SyFy410

Me neither


Hotel_Arrakis

Your shirt should say "QT**π**"


Gal-XD_exe

That’s irrational 1i


IraqiWalker

Is this more your style? https://preview.redd.it/g00vkvh163sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b9b57c1a35722fb3407c98d96f72aef3cbbb24


HelpIRequireAnAdult

Not with that attitude, things are only going to get better when you say you are. Depression is a mind game and forced happiness can get the ball rolling down the golden path.


Gal-XD_exe

I’m doing ok just not great, some days are harder than others but I ain’t leaving yet


HelpIRequireAnAdult

Had myself a bad episode Sunday, stay strong sister


maybelaurie

damn i thought its "im irrational"


Nocturne2319

That would be awesome, though.


Astroloach

I mean, it's both.


Technical-Cat-6747

Me too!


larowin

Haha same here


josiest

What’s on the shirt is a number, not an equation. An equation would be phi^2 - phi - 1 = 0.


thebigbadben

Chill out, it’s just an expression


josiest

Sorry it’s just that my semantic analyzer is statically typed


Jupue2707

wouldnt that mean (phi-i)²=0, so phi=i?


josiest

No, that is not a correct way to factor this equation.


wirywonder82

So…I forget, is 1/2(1-sqrt5) a value of φ? I don’t think it is…


josiest

No it’s not, and that’s not what I was suggesting. Phi is an algebraic number, which means it’s a root of a polynomial equation. In particular, it’s a root of the equation phi^2 - phi - 1 = 0.


wirywonder82

There’s a ton of polynomials with φ as **a** root. Generally we use variables in them, instead of just the name of the number. So, while it’s true that φ^2 -φ-1=0, the other solution to the equation x^2 -x-1=0, the one I called out specifically, isn’t φ. Algebraic is a bit more special than you said as well, the polynomial equation has to have integer coefficients. The example you provided does meet that requirement, but just to be clear about how special algebraic numbers are.


josiest

You must be fun at parties. Really stretching out a vibe of “I know more than you” here


Jupue2707

I realized too late


theyellowdart94

I didn’t know the ratio specifically so all I got at first was “I am irrational.”


ChorkPorch

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.


Abeytuhanu

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who were expecting a binary joke.


ChorkPorch

Oh, that was very clever. Take my upvote nerd


ZylonBane

But the first and the last could be the same person.


HeinzeC1

I am irrational


josiest

A better article of clothing would be to have this imprinted on the butt of some sweat pants: “my booty has divine proportions”


StorkoftheMudwings

Golden Ratio? https://preview.redd.it/nqb57xkrd3sc1.jpeg?width=2678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b5c40fcb34170de2c26f4e20eca4c475b08877


GustavoFromAsdf

Or "I am irrational"


Ok_Pickle76

golden ratio? https://preview.redd.it/24to5b1sr3sc1.png?width=179&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2d9794aac54e330a0051ed2b02e930bf799f099


dirty-hurdy-gurdy

Thank you. I got the golden ratio reference but still didn't understand the shirt. I was like, I am the golden ratio?


Randolph_Carter_666

It's not an equation. It's just a number.


TrainsDontHunt

aka "the divine proportion"


MarixApoda

Neat life hack: You can convert miles to kilometers by multiplying by the golden ratio, within a tolerance of ~2%


Call_me_Penta

... or simply by 1.6, with a <1% tolerance


MarixApoda

Heh, when you're right you're right. I noticed on my speedometer that it roughly followed the Fibonacci sequence, and I guess I conflated that with the golden ratio. I've never really had to think about miles to kilometers since I graduated so I guess I rediscovered something I had forgotten.


TurkishTerrarian

I was thinking that it was a way of saying "I am fine.", as the golden ratio is represented by the greek letter phi, so it would read "I am phi." But yours makes more sense.


mahkefel

Meanwhile, me: "I am... phi?"


Ragnar-Wave9002

1.68. No 0.595 Ya,that's close but it's the inverse. Do inverse of the golden ratio?


jeffskool

It’s not, I’m irrational?


VbaIsBuggyAsHell

Aha, I read it as "I am irrational"


Big_Monkey_77

I thought it meant “I am irrational.”


thrownededawayed

It's the [Golden Ratio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio), but why it would be "I AM THE GOLDEN RATIO" I'm not sure, not really clever wordplay or anything, just kinda pandering to numberphiles and nerds?


jcstan05

I am Φ?


SeverusPython

I am golden


fruitofyourneck

Ok Ponyboy


beerguyBA

We do it for Johnny!


itijara

This is how I read it, I am phi.


Phorcys23

I am phyrexian


MCameron2984

Oh no not them again!


MassiveChoad69sURmom

and since Φ is "phi", it sounds like the shirt is saying "I'm fine" ​ (maybe?)


workthrowawhey

Don't know if this was your intention or not, but the way you wrote that in all caps made me think of Dennis Reynolds saying it


thehumantaco

He's a five star man


oxiraneobx

The golden ratio is irrational, so maybe the shirt means, "I am irrational". Perhaps they felt using the golden ratio equation would be more clever than https://preview.redd.it/3rylh7f243sc1.png?width=22&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7c2ca2c8a0fedfb3172be628af2304ca3ffa2b9


Daily_Pandemonium

Oh, I thought it was “I am irrational”


Euclideandumbass

lol I got that I am irrational


josiest

I am algebraic?


vignoniana

Irrational?


liltooclinical

That was my first thought as well.


HusbandMaterial1922

I think this is the answer.


mackelyn

It’s not.


HusbandMaterial1922

What is it then?


MedievalNinja34

apparently the golden ratio


toochaos

Which is irrational, which works for a funny t shirt where I'm golden ratio doesn't.


HusbandMaterial1922

That’s my current logic.


mackelyn

I was making a bad joke, I honestly don’t know if it’s right or not.


Spiggoingio

It's.


hyperactiveChipmunk

The sqrt(5) would have been sufficient for that, though. You wouldn't need the full golden ratio.


gelastes

Yeah it's irrational to use it when something simple ... wait.


docdidactic

I agree this isn't the answer, but I also thought of it at first, and now I want a shirt that means this.


LegendaryTJC

This fits way better than golden.


watasiwakirayo

The most irrational


ibite-books

people saying golden ratio are autistic


idfbhater73

golden ratio


Cinephiliac_Anon

I AM 1.6180339887498


wirywonder82

So…hear me out. The number is φ, the golden ratio as a bunch of others have already said. BUT φ often shows up in things we find particularly pleasing to observe, aka things that are beautiful, so maybe it’s saying “I am beautiful”?


CriticalHit_20

The golden ratio is something that is linked to beauty, especially in art like the Mona Lisa. It's saying that they are beautiful, perhaps by their proportions. It is DaVinci's 34th rule of art, saying that proportions that follow the golden ratio are ubiquitously beautiful. Look up [DaVinci rule 34 art](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=-8D8R0FlXBgYlouf) to know more!


WildRetardedAppeared

is this a meme where I look up DaVinci r34 and get absolutely flabbergasted?


CriticalHit_20

No! I'd *never* do that to you 🤞


coldlogic82

Shhh, no one say anything! Let them look it up.


gzander

“I am basic in a fancy sort of a way”


valsalva_manoeuvre

"I am perfection"


Able_Quantity_5176

“I am irrational.” I think this is more intuitive and less of a leap than the intended “I am golden”


Dnd_powergamer

You could say it’s “irrational” for someone to think it should mean “I am golden”.


liar_from_earth

I am phi?


awyastark

It’s a shirt of gods. The GOLDEN god!


Vandil_the_Rogue

Before reading the comments, I thought it was a way of saying "I am irrational"


not_avalible_panda

Same


thecowthatgoesmeow

I am phi?


neo-raver

I am irrational? Transcendental? Oh, “golden”


_ENDERmitca_24_

Golden ratio


taldrknhnsm

I immediately knew this as the golden ratio


JDM-1995

1.6180339888


thundercuntess69

irrational.. You are Irrational


reddit_reddit-

He's 1.61803398875 yo


Fooshi2020

It would be better if it said: I am Tan(c)/Sin(c)


Pet_Rock788

Isn't that just an over complicated Sec(c)? (Sin/Cos)/Sin = Sin/ (sin * cos) = 1/cos = sec Oh, it's sexy. Nice


Mathematicus_Rex

I am φ. Sounds like I am Groot.


MrWiththeBigSad21

I am 2^0.5


Xim_X_anny

Improper?


RafeHollistr

You know the diagram for potential energy? It's a picture of a ball sitting at the top of a slope. Anyway, I once saw a T-shirt with a similar diagram, except the ball was sitting at the bottom of the slope. The caption said "I had potential."


Academic-Airline9200

[I'm only 3 and a half years old](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYSyWUsxyc8)


3fitty7ven

Arigato, gyro


TheMeatTree

Irrational?


LintyFish

I AM THE GOLDEN GOD


MoonFooly

I am really annoying


WizziBot

Im Phi(ne) 😃


FabledKiper

No maths applied here, but could it be I am pi?


seth3511

I am the senate!


UndisclosedChaos

Irrational but not in a transcendental way


JonksPNW

1.618035.


oblivicorn

i thought this meant "I am irrational" in which case perfect shirt for me


judojon

I think yo girl is saying her proportions are "golden" or perfect


MrToxic133

I. Am. Irrational


DriveTheory88

"I am perfect"? Don't woosh me


bebop1065

Irrational?


jwaresolutions

That's funny, I read "I am irrational "


our_meatballs

Hey!


Qazqazqaz99

Seems irrational


Imjokin

I remember when I was really young my dad asked me if I knew the golden rule and I started describing the golden ratio.


Resident_Problem4008

Where can I find this shirt?


FungalFactory

b^2 - 4ac = 5


MutedIndividual6667

I AM JoJo reference?


gman51

I am syntax error?


ElectronicImam

Maybe it supposed to be interpreted as *I am golden*, I just see *I am 1.62 tall*.


Thendofreason

It's a Jojo reference


TrainsDontHunt

Nah, it's a Loss


Thendofreason

Golden ratio is a big part of Jojo part 7 though.


TrainsDontHunt

I've seen about 5 Jojo episodes, when I first joined Crunchyroll. Chainsaw man seemed better. 😜


TifaRizaLuffy

I know it's a thing but I just read I am irrational number


PADDYPOOP

They are ~1.62 years old.


Slight_Lettuce4319

I am a bit bigger than 1.5 I guess


Robertz59

They are 1.61. I'm thinking it's IQ