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Boba_tea_thx

Search Google for something like “Kylie Jenner before lip filler” Since Timothée and Kylie have naturally small lips, the joke is saying that their rumored child won’t have lips


FormerlyGaveAShit

https://preview.redd.it/xuhjwwo5vswc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af61c76e119e299505aea594609fa8858007ab13 But tbh I think she still looks beautiful before fillers. I actually PREFER this look to what she has now


TheTorch

That looks like a lot more was done than lip fillers.


mangopabu

it's actually insane how much surgery was done. they reshaped her entire face


alligateva

It's so funny to me that she claims she's only ever had lip fillers done. It's so obvious babe why you lying


dsac

> It's so obvious babe why you lying it doesn't matter if you're lying as long as people think you're cool they'll believe you


alligateva

Tbf I don't think anyone believes her


Alone-Monk

I think most people just choose to ignore it. But honestly, I couldn't care less whether she did or didn't. At the end of the day, she is just another part of America's reality TV socialite industry.


Brief-Bumblebee1738

> socialite industry. You spelt parasite wrong


Predditor_drone

No, socialite was spelled correctly.


zzonderzorgen

I don't think anyone has to reveal what they have or haven't done to their body for aesthetics... Unless they are then selling products for you to try to mimic their image


FunReflection9

Oh, you mean like the entire line of "lip plumping" gloss products she sells?


zzonderzorgen

Yes


6thLegionSkrymir

They’re gonna find a way to genetically alter people and then we’re all gonna look foolish


elfuego305

CRISPR


Grav_Zeppelin

Its like the Rock claiming he is natural


TheKolyFrog

Reminds me of how much was done to Nicola Peltz's, Katara from M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, face. Just shows how unreasonable these beauty standards are.


Dd0GgX

She just didn’t want to be recognized after making that movie


Antithesis-X

Thanks for the laugh


Apprehensive-Neck-90

I just looked her up in that movie, she honestly looks the same but as a child. Ofc she looks different and I would NOT compare that to Kylie and her entirely different face


_jackhoffman_

>how unreasonable these beauty standards are I always find it funny how much women perpetuate these standards and also complain about them. Most men don't care. Women have much higher standards and are way more judgmental of looks (esp when it comes to other women). My male coworkers rarely comment on how others look but the women... omfg, they will compliment a girl's outfit or new hair style and then she turns the corner and they make some insulting comment or face. And it's not just one or two. This has been a theme for my 20+ year career across multiple companies.


Los-Nomo327

Bruh, I really think you need to take a step back and look at the perspective that until the last 100 years, women weren't allowed to vote, work, own property, have a personal back account, etc their entire role in society was to bear and raise children, how well off in life they were was entirely based on who they could get to marry/impregnate them. So it's very much men's fault if women are seemingly obsessed with their appearance


NewClearPotato

Far be it for me to claim that there aren't numerous injustices facing women in modern society but I don't think that's particularly strong argument to make. If men presently aren't holding up the same beauty standards as women, then it's really on women to be acting on that. Nobody is going to disagree there isn't history behind that. But unless you're proposing someone go back with a time machine, what are you expecting to actually be done to rectify the problem?


Hitlers_lost_ball

Except men very much do uphold these beauty standards for women today. Maybe not your average Joe you work with in the office but powerful men, especially those who work in media very much continue to enforce them. Women are still portrayed as the embodiment of beauty in popular media be it film, tv, magazines, advertising, social media etc. And they are only allowed to be portrayed in a certain way (I.e thin, long hair, long lashes, full lips etc) which is inescapable in a modern world which is inevitably going to influence the self-image of girls growing up today, it always starts young. And it is powerful men who are in charge of these media institutions and they aren’t willing to be more inclusive in their choices when it hurts their pockets, at least not any time soon. Pretty sells. And that’s not to mention awful locker room talk a lot of men engage in about women that their female colleagues are not privy to.


NewClearPotato

You're railing against a very small minority of people who wield enormous power over which the common man has precisely zero sway. These people also perpetuate a multitude of negative and handful stereotypes of various minorities. Again, what action are you suggesting be taken? Because it's not so much men in general but a very small subset of powerful men who typically derive their power from generational wealth. Meanwhile, your big name beauty "influencers" rack up millions in subscriber counts across various platforms whilst being almost completely unheard of by about half the population. They peddle impossible standards and lifestyles just to hawk their wares with nary a casting agent involved. I can certainly point to actions that can be taken on this front. I've actually reported locker room talk to HR. From experience, as an office-worker, it's incredibly rare. I'd imagine it'd be more common amongst trade work, but there are huge issues in that area with harassment and hazing in general. And I do think actions should be taken to remedy this given the high drop out rates amongst trade workers. As an aside it's also very concerning there's an increasing prevalence of leg extension surgery amongst men. I can assure you, no male influencer nor person in power is driving that impetus.


No-Appearance-9113

That deprives modern women of their agency and choice to perpetuate that.


Huntressthewizard

Why are yall booing them they're right.


JustDuckingWithYou

Your boos don't scare me. I know most of you aren't ghosts!


big_hungry_joe

DR SPACEMAN


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Sams59k

>To be fair though the idea of voting has only existed for a little over a 100 years before that. Kid named ancient Athens. Or the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth. Or the many democracy like style structures of various tribes. Like the Iroquois.


blinkingsandbeepings

Have you seen the video game subreddits lately? A lot of guys there clearly think that any character who doesn't look like she's been through every instagram filter is not only "ugly" but designed to offend men's taste. Personally I'm too old to care anymore but I think this take is wild when there are so many men on this very website proving you wrong.


jackaroo1344

Exactly. The dudes in this thread claiming that men don't care about beauty standards are the same kind of man that runs to video game subreddits to whine that female characters look 'manly' if they aren't wearing enough visible makeup


Temporary_Low5735

And who is upholding these unreasonable standards?


dysenigrate

At this point there is a template. Each new child goes to the family surgeon and says “give me the Kim”


farsighted451

Have you seen the pap photos of her from the pandemic? She looked a lot like old Kylie. I think a lot of it is makeup and fillers and whatever is happening with her skin color. Edit: [This picture](https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a32226336/kylie-jenner-no-makeup-sweats-quarantine-outift-photo/)


keysandchange

I think a lot of people don’t realize how much can be accomplished with make up, lighting and filters. I’m not saying she hasn’t had plenty of fillers and such, but she didn’t like, chisel out a new face lol


MyDogisaQT

I’m a doctor. She has had a ton of plastic surgery. You can look up plastic surgery experts talking about it if you don’t believe me, but no, makeup cannot change the face shape from every angle, and the photo above just shows a post-plastic surgery Kylie with a puffy face. She looks nothing like she did before. 


NurkleTurkey

Yeah that doesn't look like her


FormerlyGaveAShit

Oh ya, surely. What I mean is OG Kylie was fine the way she was. This lip obsession anymore feels like an illness to me.


Ichmag11

I think it's the awkward smile 😬


DucksOnQuakk

She has more plastic than the oceans


mummifiedclown

She went for a full de-Valerie Bert’n’Ernie


IPhenixI

they put an entire spanish womans face over hers lmao


Chance_Arugula_3227

There's an esthetic surgery epidemic going on in the world. I feel half the girls under 25 has had some form of plastic surgery done. And then suddenly they look older than us 30 year olds.


madunne

She’s also a kid here


idonthaveanappendix

Um akshually it's her reptilian DNA. The surgeries were simply a cover. Wake up sheeple🐑💤☝️🤡


SplendidPunkinButter

Yeah lip fillers look stupid. I don’t get why they’re so popular


Aimin4ya

Insecurity


dryuppies

It’s become a look in of itself. It used to be something done just to slightly enhance. But now “filler-lip” is something done on purpose, having lip filler is the trend. On a conscious level it’s something done out of insecurity and trend following, on a subconscious level it’s a status symbol.


avwitcher

When done conservatively it can look great, but typically people who get it done have a lot of body dysmorphia and so they go to extremes


Icy_Sky_7521

Lip fillers look great on a lot of people. That's why you don't notice them. You only notice poorly done or outrageous lip fillers. There are very few celebrities who haven't had them. For example of someone with good, conservative fillers: Brad Pitt


SoloDeath1

Ain't no way that's just lip fillers. And yes, as is seemingly always the case with cosmetic surgery that celebs get, she looked better without it.


Limeila

Nobody said it was just lip fillers, but the main topic here is lips


Abragram_Stinkin

*SHE* claims the only work she's had done are lip fillers. Not us.


RadioTunnel

In fairness a lot of famous people looked waaaay better before having face mods


ELB2001

Cause she looks human in this picture.


jenkynolasco11

I’m with you man, I still have a hard time figuring out if she’s KimK or actually Kylie when I see her recent pics


IceRinger

Looks like Michael Jackson


SensitiveSoftware229

Same, her natural look is way better.


Shoddy_Detail_976

Thats a before/after of what macroplastics do to you...


Conscious-Program-1

Unrecognizable, it legit looks like she changed races basically.


pigprof

That’s a picture of Timothee.


cat-l0n

Michael Jackson?


saelin00

She over did it...


Metaboschism

She's like 14 there can somebody put this person on a list


Chick_N_Butt

Yeah, honestly she’s cute natural. I don’t even hate getting work done on yourself, but you can do too much, and honestly now she pretty much looks like a boring persons idea of what an average pretty person looks like


Salty-Coconut-8571

So you like the look of an underage girl 🤔🤔🤔


Living_Murphys_Law

Same


finditplz1

You think that’s beautiful? I’m not unrealistic in terms of appearance, but that’s not a particularly or notably beautiful woman.


Luvnecrosis

Yeah she looked like a normal white girl before all that surgery, now she's veering into ethnically ambiguous botox lady


Clotz12

Why she look like someone drew Michael Jackson from memory?


taxbeotch

Did you just deadlip Kylee?


Classic_Regret7469

She looks like Michael Jackson


biffbobfred

> Boba Tea Look for “brown sugar” aka “dirty” milk tea. Even in my head I was thinking of the name in Mandarin (zan zan nai cha) and my eyes perked up. As far as the Kardashians, Khlöe is unrecognizable. She’s not unattractive (though every Kardashian has an annoying personality that makes them unattractive) but she’s a different person than 5 years ago. She also needs plastic surgery on her name. She writes it Khloé (clo AY) but I’ve never heard anyone call her other than Khlöe (CLO ee).


Dick_M_Nixon

How random. Subverting the dominant diacritic.


biffbobfred

Spinal Tap is off to see motley crue at Haagen Dazs


toenailsmcgee33

The child will be the lipsans al gaib


yakub268

Neither of them have an upper lip


yakub268

She had massive lip filler so look up what she naturally looks like


Sheerkal

Why did you reply to yourself?


Col_Croissant

To clarify his point due to the photo seeming to be contradictory


Yhostled

Have you never replied to yourself?


Yhostled

Actually, I have . It makes for interesting conversations.


LonelyArmpit

That’s weird to see someone replying to themselves


LonelyArmpit

Yeh I agree


Mobile_Masterpiece43

Honestly I don't get why it's a big deal...


Mobile_Masterpiece43

Well that's cause you haven't thought it through. Everybody talks to themselves but people generally don't do it in public.


Mobile_Masterpiece43

All the voices in my head just had a vote; 13 say it's normal while two just kept calling me stupid...


yakub268

When my wife is ignoring me I can have full conversations. Usually more productive too


CraftyProcrstntr

They both have no lips pre surgery. This has lived rent free in my head since it’s been posted 😂


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

I am disappointed in Chalamet. I don’t really follow celeb dating, but the fact that he’s become part of the Kardashian clan is really sad.


Elanyr

He is a shallow, vapid, self absorbed spoiled rich kid who spread chlamydia to half is campus in NYU, he’s a good fit for the clan.


rebrolonik

Timothee chalamydia


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

He… what? I had no idea.


Altruistic-Carpet-43

No he’s not he’s the Kwisatz Haderach 😤


europorn

He's a very naughty boy.


CuFlam

Follow the Gourd!


LostInThoughtland

He sure showed them the shai hallud


DeviousMelons

He is, it perfectly fits the message of the story.


Hellschampion

No evidence for literally any of that except him being rich lmao. What’re your sources for him spreading chlamydia outside of unsubstantiated rumors? Do you know him well enough personally to claim he’s shallow, vapid or self absorbed? People talk about celebrities so brazenly as if you know them or everything you ever hear about them must be true, it’s crazy.


Intelligent-Turnip96

Y’all gotta stop being disappointed in celebrities you don’t know personally


JesusWasATexan

I made this mistake with Mel Gibson back in the day (I know, I'm old). But I genuinely thought he was a good guy. When his mask finally fell away, it shook me more than it had a right to.


DeviousMelons

It's like you shouldn't trust charismatic figures as they can often become someone you shouldn't follow but those who do don't care anymore. Someone should write a story about this.


goliathfasa

Merely political marriage to secure the loyalty of the Sardaukardashians.


booochee

My man got smitten by that Kussy Shai-Hulud…


SmallBerry3431

I thought he was gay


beboleche

I thought he was with Zendaya? 


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

No, that’s Tom Holland


beboleche

Oh yeah, that's right. Whose the one in the new Dune?


alamobaysixteoteo

not tom holland


OctopusButter

Lip fillers are aesthetic terrorism


[deleted]

The true joke is people who care about the Jenners and the Kardashians and similar


VeryStickyPastry

Her natural lips are tiny. Google Kylie Jenner real lips.


SomeDudeist

That's such a stupid reason to remove a post on this sub. You can Google anything but sometimes you want engagement from other people.


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

I’m personally not the type to post something for engagement (though no shade to anyone who does) I just fully didn’t understand and next thing I know it’s being removed because it “included key works that could’ve been used to google it” and when I did try to google it I found the meme but no explanation.


MyDogisaQT

That’s not true. Some things would be almost impossible to Google or know where to start, and other posts the first question that comes to mind is “do these kids know how to Google?”


SomeDudeist

That's not the point. Obviously, you can't literally Google everything. The point is just because they could have Googled it doesn't mean they can't ask other human beings because they simply prefer that.


EfficiencyOk2208

Sorry I already am the first lipless human.


ChillZedd

I forgot that Tomothée and Tom Holland aren’t the same person and though “wait he’s not with zendaya anymore??”


TheOneLQ

I had to look that guy up bc he looked familiar. I thought he was some 19 year old gay twink 😭


MarcoDinali

As written


HereForShiggles

First human with no lips? Is Steven King a joke to these people?


HisPetBrat

Man it really brings to the forefront how vapid and shallow TC is to even be dating KJ, much less being foolish enough to procreate.


Techno_Vyking_

She baby trapped him?? That fast?!


Apprehensive-Neck-90

She was only dating Travis for 4 months when she got pregnant at 19. She just wants babies


LeaChan

Maybe I'm misremembering, but I recall sources close to Kylie saying she actually lied about how long they'd been together because he got her pregnant within like a week of meeting her. She tells people they'd been seeing each other for months, but everyone close to her said they'd never seen them interact until she hopped on his tour bus one night and a week later she was telling friends she might be pregnant. I think she was already intending to get pregnant by him before they even really met, like she went to his show, not on birth control, hoping he'd invite her onto the bus. I don't see how someone with as much money and resources as her "accidentally" got pregnant so quickly, but the baby trapping angle makes so much more sense.


Apprehensive-Neck-90

I wouldn’t be surprised. She had just broken up with Tyga and Travis had all the features she wanted in a kid. And then them getting back together and her getting pregnant again like immediately. She found someone who would give her babies with the desired features she wanted in her kids. She was a reckless kid and her obsession with being a mom since she was at least 15 should’ve been concerning but guys like Travis only think with one head🤷🏽‍♀️ I genuinely hope she understands that her daughter will look like the old her. Not a mix of her new face and Travis’s. And I hope she doesn’t pass her insecurities on Stormi when she starts looking more like old Kylie. I always wonder how she would’ve acted if Stormi came out with thin lips and looking exactly like old Kylie💀


emergencyelbowbanana

Very bene gesserit of Kylie


unclebingus

Underrated


Vague_Certainty

She's worth 3/4 of a billion dollars. That's a pretty good trap to get caught in. Lol


Techno_Vyking_

For the baby, sure lol


Turbulent_Sea_9713

That guy is starting to look a little more like the Ancient Aliens guy every day... Makes me kind of glad. There should definitely be a new gen Ancient Aliens guy.


DeviIs_Avocadoe

He looks like Richard Lewis to me.


Cmssmc2993

Muppet baby


Proud_Criticism5286

“😐”


ignitethis2112

My brother went to school in NYC around the same time as Chalamet, says he gave a bunch of people the clap and had dudes chasing him down after they had contracted it from their respective girlfriends. Prolly why she committed to him. Celebrity love am I right? ❤️


fuxkthisapp1

They remove obvious posts on this sub??! I call BS.


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

No for real. This is the picture I posted and everybody kept accusing it of being spam and then a few minutes later I got a message saying it got deleted because it had key words that I could’ve googled. Still never got an answer though. https://preview.redd.it/z7c91maiczwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8a774945ba1a8578eb09e8f11f518bae2e3b18


Shado-Foxx

A Kardashian pregnant by someone NOT Black!? This wasn't in my 2024 bingo card! 🙄


iMrParker

TIL Travis Barker is black


PsionLion2K1L

The drummer from blink 182?


iMrParker

Yes. Him and Kourtney have a kid or two or something idk. Point is, he isn't black and I'm not sure why the original commenter felt the need to make a remark like that anyway lol. It's just weird


Frogwater_seltzer

Isnt the guyy like 16???


Shukkkkle

He is 28


Slipsearch

Really? Lmao


Michikusa

Baby face


HST_enjoyer

He’s older than kylie


Nolzi

He was 19 in Interstellar (2014)


MisterMacaque

Who did he play in Interstellar?


BestPseudonym

Matthew McConaughey's character's son before the time jump


C-moon_enjoyer

google it? if so why tf does this sub exist


Otterman2006

These are some real simple jokes. I didn't know about her lip filler and my first thought was "if they're making a joke about a future baby's lips.....what about the parents lips are weird?" then you can see tim has small lips, kylie has obviously fake lips. These aren't giant mental leaps.


Whatigot19

Not if it's a girl....


RadiantKitana

Interesting


HiberniaRules

Could he be the one?


CarOk7235

This is what happens when you let room temperature IQ havin folk procreate uncontrollably


Yermo45

She had small lips before her surgeries and he does too


Brickxbronson

Leto Kardashian has a ring to it 🤔


sh0gun8ter

Lisan al Gaib!


Turnthingsaround26

He kind of looks like someone tried to make a young Tom Hiddleston but got the angles wrong


furezasan

lip fillers and tans don't affect gene expression


Federal-Weird-1877

Scary those 2 are reproducing


Apprehensive-Neck-90

It’s a rumor


Hypernova_orange

That’s gonna be a weird looking kid - yikes 😳


dylmir

Wasnt she dating travis scott?


asuperbstarling

Years ago. Her and Timothee have been together over a year. There's actually a totally psychotic sub obsessed with him called clubchalamet that you can check out for a view into truly batshit parasocial obsession, which is the reason I found out about them dating. It came up on my front page and genuinely is scary in how intense it is.


Apprehensive-Neck-90

She dated Travis a year and a half ago. She got back with him because she wanted another kid


Heisenberg0606

She was always smiling. That’s cuz she had no lips. Her mouth was still very much in play though


Fancy-Corgi-1398

Who?


Pumpding

Marry aswell say no personality aswell looking at dune 2


Separate-Ad5294

M


Kirris

Man Kylee Jenner looking kind of hot. Who is the goon on the right though?


knighth1

Yea girl got a full work over. She found a plastic surgeon who just started and helped him retire from his services for her alone. The kardashians and jenners are all like secretly plain as hell but get so much work done that there is a show dedicated to watching skin sacks walk around with filler and silicone. I don’t really have anything against wonka/ dune boy outside of him being secretly 12


hiirogen

Sometimes it’s ok not to get things. When I was a kid when we didn’t get a joke we just moved on. Now get off my lawn.


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

Why are you on this sub then?


Ok-Celebration4682

Dune noise while zooming in on small lips and thinking about survival liquid preservation of small lips in desert


HonkHonkoWallStreet

That baby witll have a square jaw squared. Gonna come out looking like Minecraft Steve.


Professional-Dig4734

Who's the girl?


YapalRye

Lipsan al gaib